（日更）看笑话，猜谜语，学英语 2020.3.19

A man left work one Friday afternoon. 

一个周五的下午，某男下班了。

But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.  

但作为发工资的日子，他整个周末都在外面跟哥们儿聚会，把一整周发的工资都花光了。

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night,  he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. 

等周日晚上他最终出现在家里时，他面对的是火冒三丈的老婆，和他所应得的，持续将近两个小时的连珠跑一般的长时间训斥。

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" 

最终他老婆不再唠叨了，只是问他，”要是两三天你都看不到我，会怎么样？“

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."  

他回答道，”这我没意见啊。“

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.  

礼拜一过去了，他没看见他老婆。礼拜二和礼拜三也都没看到她。

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

到周四的时候，消肿消得差不多了，他能从左眼眼角稍微看到一点她了。

昨日谜语答案：

Because the score before any football game is always zero to zero.

这个谜语其实是看 predict the score of any football game before it begins 中，befor it begins 修饰的是 the score 还是 predict . 你可以理解成赛前的比分也可以理解成在赛前预测。

今日谜语：

Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?