（日更）看笑话，猜谜语，学英语 2020.3.20

My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions. 

我的跳伞指导总是有空搭理愚蠢的新手问题。

One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?" 

有个人问。“如果我们降落伞没打开，备用伞也没打开的话，到落地之前我们能有多少时间？”

Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."

跳伞指导看着他，脸上没有一丝表情。他说，“余生。”

昨日谜语答案：

Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.

冷和热谁走得快？因为感冒在英文里叫 catch a cold，所以你可以抓住 cold, 但没有说 catch a hot 的，所以 hot 跑得快，抓不到。

今日谜语：

What is full of holes but can still hold water?