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“喵呜”罐头从舰长怀里跳到柜台上，张嘴去咬帕朵手机的照片。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“欸！罐头你干什么？别咬坏了，松开啊！”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"帕朵着急地把照片从罐头口中夺了回来，一抬头就看到舰长正站在她面前。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“啊！舰…舰长？哈哈…呃………”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"帕朵顿时慌了神，手忙脚乱地把照片塞进衣服里。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 看着帕朵一副六神无主的样子，舰长狐疑地问：“帕朵，谁的照片啊？怎么急成这样？难不成有什么秘密？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“啊！没有没有，咱能有什么秘密呢？这就是…就是一张罐头的丑照而已啦！嘿嘿嘿…”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"帕朵红着脸，解（狡）释（辩）道。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" “呜喵！”罐头略显不满地叫了一声。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 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"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“？？？”舰长愣住了：“帕朵，你抢钱呢？其他黄牛那里最多也只要两万，你直接要三万？就不能便宜一些吗？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 帕朵犹豫着，心里忽然想到了什么"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"（便宜？欸！这是个好办法，嘿嘿，舰长，对不起了！）"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" “嘻嘻，舰长说的是，价格确实有点高了。咱也是刚刚想到，舰长平时那么辛苦，为我们做了这么多。那咱就亏个血本，给你打个三折，九千水晶。”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"帕朵露出了“不怀好意”的笑容。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 但是舰长并没有在意，只是激动地拿着耳机，掏出手机就付了帕朵九千水晶。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“舰长，下次再来啊，我说不定还能低价买你更多你想要的东西呢！！”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"目送着舰长离开，帕朵抱住了满脸疑惑的罐头。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"罐头，我听说神州有句古话叫舍不得孩子套不着狼。只要舰长再多来几次，我的目的就达成了！”"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"3","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/db75225feabec8d8b64ee7d3c7165cd639554cbc.png"}}},{"insert":" 最近舰长忽然发现，往常很多自己想要却买不到的东西，在帕朵的二手店都会找到。更让他不解的是，一向爱财如命的帕朵居然每次都很大方的低价卖给他。不过舰长也没想那么多，只为自己占到了便宜沾沾自喜。\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"3","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/db75225feabec8d8b64ee7d3c7165cd639554cbc.png"}}},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"“舰长～帕朵最近似乎对舰长很上心呢～～”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"说话的正是那最可爱的粉色妖精小姐。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" “这有什么大惊小怪的，这说明帕朵不是那个把钱看得比我这个舰长重的人了。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 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帕朵拿着两根铁丝，笑了笑："},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“嘿嘿，舰长也太小瞧咱的技术了吧。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“你你你…你先起来！你的…衣服呢？”舰长闻到帕朵身上有一股猫的味道，还有一股…特别的香味？"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“舰长！”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"帕朵嘟起小嘴，不满地说："},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“咱平时低价卖给舰长那么多东西，现在咱有点事要舰长帮忙，舰长应该不会拒绝吧？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“帮什么忙？我当然愿意了，你先起来！有…有什么事你穿上衣服说…呜呜？”舰长正急着说话，帕朵忽然把自己的尾巴塞到舰长嘴里。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“嘻嘻，我就知道舰长不会拒绝的。那我想…”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"帕朵凑近舰长的耳朵："},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“独自占有舰长……”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":" 舰长想叫，却被尾巴堵住嗓子眼。只能看着帕朵掀起他的被子，开始解他的衣扣……"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":null,"url":"data:image/png;base64,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","width":null,"height":null,"size":null,"status":"pending"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":" 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