椎名林檎《三文八卦》塔店快问快答 - 2009/06/28
Shiina Ringo - 2009 - Tower Records Interview
For the promotion of Sanmon Gossip, Shiina Ringo answers 30 questions made by Tower Records. This was also a commemoration of both Ringo's and Tower's 30th anniversary.
Here is a rough english translation made by my friend papilionidae. (Original text)
椎名林檎-2009- Tower Records
为宣传《三文八卦》，椎名林檎回答了来自Tower Records 的30个问题。 同时也作为林檎和Tower Records的30周年纪念活动。
以下是由我的朋友papilionidae作的大致的英文翻译。（原文）
Question #1
Q: What's the difference between yourself now and what you imagined you would be at 30, when you were a child? Something like "I never thought I'd do this!"
A: I kept living!
问题#1
Q：和你小时候所幻想的30岁相比，现在的你有什么不同吗？比如说，“我怎么也想不到我做了这件事！”之类的。
A：我还活着！
Question #2
Q: If you could say something to your 10-year-old self, what would it be?
A: Keep living!
问题#2
Q：如果可以对10岁的自己说点什么，你会说什么呢？
A：活下去！
Question #3
Q: In your opinion, what should an adult look like?
A: Have a matured flavour.
问题#3
Q：你认为一个成年人应该是怎样的？
A：拥有成熟的气质。
Question #4
Q: So far you've produced a lot of exquisite works. Do you have anything that you'll never want to release?
A: No. I'll do anything.
问题#4
Q：目前为止你已经创作出了很多精致的作品。是否有什么是你绝不会公开的吗？
A：没有。我会去做任何事。
Question #5
Q: You've recently worked as a Music Director on the movie "Sakuran", which granted a Japanese Acamedy Music Award and Excelence Award. Do you plan to work as a Music Director again?
A: Yes, I'll do it.
问题#5
Q：你最近作为音乐导演参与了电影《恶女花魁》的制作，还获得了（第31届）日本电影金像奖最佳音乐奖。你会打算再次从事音乐导演的工作吗？
A：嗯，我会的。
Question #6
Q: Besides Music Direction, what other challenges do you envision?
A: A second child.
问题#6
Q：除了音乐导演，还有什么你所欲想的挑战吗？
A：二胎。
Question #7
Q: What was the last movie that you really enjoyed watching, made you feel deeply emotioned or made you cry aloud?
A: Torch Song Trilogy.
问题#7
Q：最近让你很享受观看、深深触动并一个人流泪的电影是？
A：《同性三分亲》。
（注：美国1988年保罗·博加特执导的电影）
Question #8
Q: What children's song did you (love to) sing when you were young?
A: "Ice-Cream no Uta".
(Song by Amachi Fusako used in Minna no Uta)
问题#8
Q：你小时候爱唱的儿歌是？
A：“ 冰淇淋之歌”（是一首最初在NHK大家的歌谣出现的童谣歌曲，旋律借鉴于巴赫无伴奏大提琴组曲第三号第五乐章Bourrée I。佐藤義美作詞、服部公一作曲，天地総子原唱.）
Question #9
Q: Currently, what is your favourite work of art?
A: The sushi master in Yotsuya, Nakazawa-san.
问题#9
Q：最近最喜欢的艺术品是？
A：四谷的寿司大师中崎先生(所制作的寿司)。
Question #10
Q: (Imagine you're one of the comic duo. And give your honest answer, please). "Boke" or "tsukkomi", which one is you?
A: Tsukkomi. (Information)
问题#10
Q：（如果你是漫才组合的其中一员，说实话的话。）捧哏和逗哏，你会是哪个呢？
A：逗哏。
（在日语喜剧表演”漫才”中，分为装傻（ボケ）和找茬（ツッコミ）两个角色，形式类似于中国相声中的捧哏和逗哏。此处阿姨回答的是找茬，由白话而来也有翻译为“吐槽”）
Question #11
Q: Imagine that you're suddenly forced to take holidays from work during 1 year. Would you be delighted? Where would you go? What would you do?
A: I would be very happy. Probably hang around the kitchen, eat and drink a lot.
问题#11
Q：如果你在一年之内突然得以从工作中强制休假，你会感到开心吗？你会去哪里？会干些什么呢？
A：我会非常开心。我可能绕着厨房胡吃海喝。
Question #12
Q: You know the proverb "A man for his courage, a woman for her appeal". Considering this day and age, what would you insert in "A man for his XXXX, a woman for her XXXX"?
A: Reverse the order (of courage and appeal)?
问题#12
Q：你知道“男人靠勇气，女人靠外表” 这句话吗？[注：这里应该指的是男人需大气，女人需娇气 （男は度胸、女は愛嬌）
这句话]如果换到今天和现在的你的话，你认为“男人靠XXX，女人靠XXX”中应该填入什么呢？
A：颠倒一下这句话中这两个词的顺序？
Question #13
Q: The keyword of your latest work is SG (Solid Guitar/Sanmon Gossip). Please tell us your opinion toward Solid Guitar.
A: I like those who resemble SG, man or woman.
问题#13
Q：你最新的作品的关键词是SG[注： 阿姨的四专三文八卦的头字母缩写Sanmo Gossip也是取自于阿姨喜欢的Gibson SG系列电吉他名字的双关。]
请告诉我们你对SG的看法
A：我喜欢和SG相似的人，不论男女。
（注：SG型诞生于1961 年的Gibson SG系列改变了Gibson 经典的Les Paul Standard系列的“单缺角”外形，被公认为是实心琴身电吉他的一大突破。当然在低频和延音方面，LP要胜出。SG的音色不象LP系列那样霸道，但是感觉更加歌唱性一些，而且由于低频不是那样的突兀，因此在演奏金属节奏方面更加颗粒感强，非常有劲。SG的琴颈不像GIBSON LP那样厚实，也不象IBANEZ RG系列那样宽而薄，有点FENDER的感觉，不过指板弧度相对要平一些，另外琴颈也要薄一些。对于Les Paul,比较适合手小的）
Question #14
Q: (Supposing you watch TV) What’s your favorite TV show recently?
A: Nowadays it's "Tamishite Gaten" and "Tsurube no Kazoku ni Kanpai" and "Close-up".
问题#14
Q：你应该会看电视吧？你最近有喜欢看的电视综艺节目吗？
A：最近是 ためしてガッテン(“了解一下试试看”，NHK的健康生活类节目) （注：后在2016年改名为ガッテン，主题曲使用了阿姨的『ジユーダム』）
鶴瓶の家族に乾杯 (“鶴瓶的家庭乾杯”,NHK的旅游类节目)
以及 クローズアップ現代(“今日聚焦”,NHK的经济・时事・社会新闻人物采访类节目)
Question #15
Q: What do you consider to be the best (recommended) relax (stress cancellation) item or method?
A: To ponder alone.
问题#15
Q：你认为最好最推荐的放松消除压力的事物或方法是？
A：一个人独自呆着思量。
Question #16
Q: So far, what was the album (song) that most influenced you?
A: Toni! Toni! Toné!'s album called Sons of Soul.
问题#16
问：目前那张专辑或歌曲对你的影响最大？
答：Toni! Toni! Toné!的《Sons of Soul》。
Question #17
Q: Please tell us your latest CD or DVD purchase, and the reasons to have bought it.
A: Elephant Kashimashi's "Nobareru Taiyou". Because it has good reputation.
问题#17
问：你最近新买的CD或DVD是？以及购买的理由呢？
答：是Elephant Kashimashi的《Nobareru Taiyou》。因为这张专辑的风评很好。
Question #18
Q: You have written various artists' names into your lyrics so far. What method you use to write them into your lyrics? Please tell us if you have any.
A: I don't think I "wrote them into the lyrics".
问题#18
问：你曾在歌词中提及各种各样的艺术家的名字。可以告诉我们你是如何将他们写入歌中的吗？
答：我不觉得我有“将他们写入歌中”。
Question #19
Q: Besides the guitar, what other instrument would you like to play or wish you know how to play?
A: I can play guitar, and I would like to play any instrument as long as I know how to.
问题#19
问：除了吉他，你还会想要弹奏或者希望学会弹奏哪些乐器吗？
答：我会弹奏吉他，而且我会愿意弹奏我任何能学会的乐曲
Question #20
Q: Imagine you won the first-class lottery prize of 300 million yen. How would you use that money?
A: To organize a lot of concerts. They are like a lover to me.
问题#20
问：如果你中头彩了并且奖金3亿日元，你会用来做什么呢？ [注：3亿日元在2009年7月初是约为当时的2100万元]
答：策划很多演唱会。它们就像是我的爱人
Question #21
Q: If you could do anything you wanted with Tower Records for one day, what would that be? (You can be either a customer or the company president)
A: Inhabit it. I would live inside the store.
问题#21
问：如果有一天你能和Tower Records合作任何事，你想做什么？（不论是以顾客还是公司总裁的身份）
答：我想住在里面。我想在店里蜗居。
Question #22
Q: If you were not a musician, would you consider doing anything else?
A: Maybe a housewife or dedicate time to pratice an instrument.
问题#22
问：如果不做音乐家，你会想做什么职业呢？
答：可能会是家庭主妇，或者投入时间去钻研练习一门乐器。
Question #23
Q: If you could be born again, who (what) would you like to become? (It's ok if it's not real)
A: Any creature with a penis.
问题#23
问：如果能重生，你想成为什么生物？（虚拟的生物也可以）
答：任何有欧金金的生物。
Question #24
Q: You reviewed your entire career so far in Ringo EXPO 08 and the 10th Anniversary works. Now your latest album gives an impression that you're free to sing anything you want. Was there a change in your mental state?
A: Had less time to get bashful.
问题#24
问：回顾你的职业生涯，从Ringo EXPO 08到十周年纪念专辑。直到最新的专辑中，你展现了一种畅所欲言地歌唱的形象。在这期间你的思想状态有什么变化吗？
答：感到害羞不安的时间更少了。
Question #25
Q: You released your very first album, Muzai Moratorium, which represents your teenage years. And now you're thirty and you released Sanmon Gossip. What has changed and what has remained the same?
A: People around me became friendlier.
问题#25
问：你的第一张专辑《无罪偿还》展现了你的青少年时期。那现在你来到了30岁并且发布了《三文八卦》。你认为有什么变了或什么没变吗？
答：我身边的人都更友好了。
Question #26
Q: Was there a aim or intention behind Sanmon Gossip?
A: The intention was "no concept".
问题#26
问：《三文八卦》中是否有一个创作的目的或意图？
答：创作意图就是“无概念“
Question #27
Q: The song "Shun" is the axis of symmetry of the album. Are there any other secrets (tricks) in the album? Please tell us secretly.
A: Connections between each track, key and tempo. Oh, but those are trivial things.
问题#27
问：歌曲《旬》是整张专辑的中轴线。那么在专辑中还有哪些小彩蛋吗？可以悄悄地告诉我们吗。
答：各个音轨、调式和节奏之间的衔接。噢，不过这都是些小事情
Question #28
Q: Please give us a slogan to promote Sanmon Gossip that would defeat the one created by Tower Records staff.
A: EAT IT! Nude sound.
问题#28
问：请想一句广告词让《三文八卦》打败Tower Records创下的销量记录。
答：吃掉它吧！这些赤裸的声音。
Question #29
Q: Your album title is about gossip. What kind of gossips about you make you laugh a lot?
A: Gossips about getting fat.
问题#29
问：这张专辑的标题是八卦。那么有哪种关于你的会让你发笑的八卦吗？
答：关于我变胖的八卦。
Question #30
Q: (A common question...) Please say some words for the fans that are waiting for the new album.
A: Sorry to have kept you waiting. I was too careful.
问题#30
问：（惯例提问......）请对等待新专发行的粉丝们说些话吧！
答：抱歉让你们久等了。我谨慎地完成了制作。
资源：Hulot
翻译：阿佳 阿洁
校对：蜜酱
