【龙腾网】“无用的爱迪生”？手工耿新奇发明引发外网神回复
正文翻译
A welder in northern China’s Hebei province has gone viral for his “useless” inventions, such as a rotating umbrella can keep you dry, a meat-cleaver phone case and a watermelon juice holder.
中国北方河北省的一名电焊工因其“无用的”发明而风靡一时，例如一把会旋转的雨伞可以使您保持干燥，切肉刀样式的手机壳和一个西瓜汁架。
评论翻译
The umbrella should be called the social distancing umbrella
这种伞应该叫做社交距离伞。
This guy is a genius! But my phone knife can't go on planes and may cause me a lot of problems
这个家伙是个天才！ 但是我的手机刀（指装着菜刀形状的手机壳）不能上飞机，可能会给我带来很多问题。
The watermelon holder is quite brilliant tho
不过这个西瓜架还是很不错的。
I need that rotating umbrella
我需要那把旋转伞。
We need more people like him to make world a better place to live
我们需要更多像他这样的人，让世界变得更美好。
The most honest video about what an actual human can accomplish.
最诚实的视频，展示了一个真正的人类能做到什么。
“If you invented a useful thing I will unfollow you”
What A SAVAGE!!!
Edit : Thanks For The Like
“如果你发明了一件有用的东西，我就取关你。”
多野蛮啊！！！
编辑：谢谢喜欢。
That phone case will come in handy in zombie apocalypse
那个手机壳在僵尸大动乱中会派上用场的。
I NEED THAT PHONE CASE!!
我需要那个手机壳！！
Patent your inventions.
为你的发明申请专利吧。
“If you invented anything useful I’ll unfollow you”
“如果你发明了什么有用的东西，我就取消关注你。”（笑哭了）
The Meat Cleaver phone case would greatly deter the phone snatchers out there. Lol
切肉刀手机壳将极大地阻止那些手机掠夺者。哈哈。
Why is "useful" always considered something with a practical use? It is still useful if it makes someone laugh; the use was: to make someone laugh/happy for a moment.
为什么“有用”总是被认为具有实际用途？ 如果它使某人发笑，它仍然很有用； 用途就是：让某人笑/开心一会儿。、
U should invent solar torchlight, only light up when got light. Lol
你应该发明太阳能手电筒，有光才亮。哈哈
I wonder how people react when he talking on the phone with that phone case..
我想知道当他用那个手机壳讲电话时人们会有什么反应。
robber : give me your phone and wallet
guy: *pulls out phone with cleaver case*
抢劫犯:把你的手机和钱包给我
小伙子:*拿出带着切肉刀套子的手机*
The dude is awesome
这家伙棒极了。
It's useful for getting money.
这对于赚钱很有用。
Question: How many fights you will have while going through a crowdy place under the rain with that umbrella?
Answer: None, if you'll carry that cleaver knife phone case with you.
问题：当你带着那把伞（旋转伞)在雨中穿过拥挤的地方时，你会打多少次架？
回答：没有，如果你随身带着切肉刀手机壳的话。
I don't care if it's useless because at least he actually builds them!! There are a number of people that have really good ideas but they are unable of putting them together
我不在乎它是否无用，因为至少他真的造了它们!!有很多人有很好的想法，但他们不能把它们组合在一起。
"Sometimes it is the people that no one imagines anything of, who do the things that no one can imagine" Keep at it bro
有时正是那些始料未及的人，成就了众人无法想象的事情。坚持下去，兄弟。
When thomas edison sees his inventions: "shit....."
当爱迪生看到他的发明时：“该死.....”
He should call “clever”or “creative”
他应该称之为“聪明”或“有创造力”。
This remind me of the "Q" version of stephen chow movie, "From Beijing with Love"...LOL
这让我想起了周星驰电影的“Q”版电影“国产零零柒”…哈哈
"If you invent anything useful, I will unfollow you" has to be the greatest source of motivation.
“如果你发明了什么有用的东西，我就取关你”是激励你的最大源泉。
I want to meet him and become business partner haha
我想见他并且成为他的生意伙伴。
