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玩炉石学英语系列:炉石橙卡英文台词五(冠军的试炼)

2018-08-04 14:11 作者:XIAO拨鼠  | 我要投稿


第五期了呢

这期是不那么被看好的版本 冠军包




Aviana

Summon:My winged children fill the skies.

Attack:These talons will be your end.

Call her "Tweety".  She'll find it real funny.  I PROMISE.


Dreadscale

Let's be clear about this:  ACIDMAW is the sidekick.


Acidmaw

With the help of his trusty sidekick Dreadscale, the giant jormungar Acidmaw is ready to face any knight!



Rhonin

Summon:The might of Dalaran has arrived!

Attack:Behold!

Death:Save yourselves...

A masterless shamurai.



Eadric the Pure

Summon:Prepare yourself for the ultimate test!

Attack:I will not hold back!

Death:May I run away now?

Nobody rocks a monocle like Eadric.



Confessor Paletress

Summon:Take this time to consider your past deeds.

Attack:Confess!

She sees into your past and makes you face your fears.  Most common fear:  Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder.



Anub'arak

Summon:From the depths I come!

Attack:Oblivion awaits.

Death:I'll be back.

Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing.



The Mistcaller

Summon:You cannot stop the Kvaldir!

Attack:Mists quench you!

Calling the mist doesn't sound all that great.  "Ooooh, it is slightly damp now!"



Wilfred Fizzlebang

Summon:Behold, the absolute power of Wilfred Fizzlebang!

when Lord Jaraxxus is an active hero:You are bound to me, demon! Uhhh, I think.

Attack:Prepare for oblivion!

Death:But I'm in charge here!

He can summon anything, even a FEARSOME DOOMGUARD.He's pretty sure this is going to work out.



Varian Wrynn

Summon:Behold the armies of Stormwind.

when the enemy hero is Anduin:Your skills are growing, Anduin.

Attack:For the glory of Stormwind!

Leader of the Alliance!  Father of Anduin!  Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins.



 Eydis Darkbane

Summon:Let the dark consume you.

Attack:Chaos!

HATES being called "the wonder twins".



Fjola Lightbane

Summon:You have been measured and found wanting.

Attack:Unworthy.

LOVES being called "the wonder twins".


Gormok the Impaler

Gormok has been giving impaling lessons in a small tent near the tournament grounds.  For only 25g you too could learn the fine art of impaling!


Nexus-Champion Saraad

Summon:Let's negotiate. You concede and I'll let you live.

Effect triggering:A new acquisition.

Attack:You had your chance.

The ethereals have their own jousting tournament, and Saraad is the reigning champion.  Also he won the ethereal hot dog eating contest.



Bolf Ramshield

Summon:I'll take on the lot o' ya.

Attack:Who's next?!

Bolf keeps coming in 2nd at the Grand Tournament.  It might be his year this year, if Lebron doesn't enter.



Justicar Trueheart

Summon:Welcome to the Grand Tournament, Champion.

Attack:Disqualified.

It's like putting racing stripes and a giant spoiler on your hero power.



The Skeleton Knight

Summon:In the Grand Tournament, you win, or you die.

Attack:Pay the iron price!

Death:Not again...

Apparently it really was just a flesh wound.



Chillmaw

Chillmaw keeps trying to ruin the Grand Tournament, and she would've done it too, if it weren't for those dang kids!


Skycap'n Kragg

Summon:Yar! Reinforcements be here!

Attack:Avast!

What's more boss than riding a parrot with a jawbone for a shoulderpad while wielding a giant hook-lance-thing and wearing a pirate hat?  NOTHING.



Icehowl

This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target.  The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards.



好的 下一期就是最多人喜欢的版本:探险者协会了

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