【马化腾&马云】学猫叫的嘤文答案在哪里？
本期的嘤文字幕已经被标题暴露啦~！
没错，那就是双马CP向的《学猫叫》和《答案》！
那么话不多说直接省略前戏进入正题吧~
首先是《学猫叫》，我看到有人把我做的嘤文又翻译成中文了，虽然还不是很完美的能够表达出意思，但是也已经说出了七八成我想要说出的话啦~
腾：我们一起来充钱
Let's turn money to QB,
充多充少都是缘
less or more, Wo quan dou yao! //初稿为less or more, I need all.
不要在意多少钱
No matter 1.00￥ or 98E, //初稿为No matter poor or rich.
也别在意深与浅
never mind if dark or deep.
只要掏出你的钱
Once you take out your money,
立马增加你的颜
better face immediately.
快乐就能在你的身边
Wish you could always B with happy.
云：卧槽 你真的臭不要脸
OMG, can you check up your face.
花言巧语勾引我贴你脸
Try to use your mouth to let me be -100%. //初稿：……let me be free.
我做生意多年
I've seen a lot money,
怎能会被你所欺骗
so I wouldn't be treated. //初稿为so I won't be cheated.后来我想表达“被骗到石乐志”所以特意改了。
快滚回去赚你的钱
Get out! And count your little QB. //初稿：Get dunked on! Don't ever cheat me.考虑到下一句结尾也是me所以改了。
腾：老马你不要这样拒绝
Lao Ma, don't be so rude to me.
别浪费这来之不易机会
Don't waste the chance that was hard-earned. //现在想想改成Chances are limited, so don't waste it.会更好
氪一点不算亏
Just a little, not so much.
再陪你看看世界杯
German Tank Will Never Die! //German还是Germany我纠结了好久wwwww
只要你开心我无所谓
Give me yr QB, so we'll all be happy.
你看生活多么美
Look, how beautiful the life is.
别再错过这机会
So don't loose the chance again.
不要再纠结错对
Don't ever mind wrong or right,
赶紧充笔钱就对
take yr money to QB, please.
送你惊喜大优惠
-20% -35% -70% -99% //初稿：Send u discount surprisingly.
再送礼包一大堆
+1% +3% +5% +9% //初稿：由于实在想不到押韵的于是干脆和上面的那句一起改了
你看看我TM又要血亏
I used 91.00￥ to bought 100QB!
马：你总是说你很亏
You always say u're poor here,
结果上首富之位
too poor to live like millionaire.
又想骗我去爆肝
Then you locked on my liver,
从白天爆肝到黑
Fake Pig Armor No.1 !!! //初稿：Day & Night, I cant over.
我对你索然无味
I'm not interested with you, //感谢提醒，其实应该是 be interested in ，当时在BML现场比较乱，所以没怎么注意语法，古咩。
所以不要再出现
so dissapear, please.
我只想好好赚我的钱
I just wanna hustle my money.
腾：也许我做得还不够好
Maybe that means you're not rich enough.
在你眼里只会无理取闹
In your eyes, it doesn't worth to buy.
除了抄还是抄
Except for copy, is nothing.
这感觉就像是强盗
Something for nothing. //整句斜体
其实我为人也很低调
Actually, I just someone named Pony.
生活如此的多娇
Life is so beautiful,
一起合作好不好
dalao! I need healing! //初稿：Should we become the "2Ma" couple?
卖萌摔跤随你搞
I can ying ying ying to you,
只要你开心就好
also say 666 to u.
送你超级大礼包
Sent u a super discount.
再送你一个微笑
Smile to u 1 more round. //这里就是真的为了押韵而押韵了
氪金其实不多也不少
QB, you needn't pay too much on it.
云：卧槽你还来这套
Hua Q! Son of the b**ch.
吓得我特别烦恼
I was so f**in' cuming.
你家服务器卡爆
Your DNF always disconnect,
气得摔键盘鼠标
made me crazy, as German Boy.
我对你索然无味
I'm not interested on u!
还好意思找我要
Ah……zhen xiang.
我只想好好地睡大觉 //插入一句题外话，当时做的时候正在BML，每天都早出晚归的，有感而发www
Can u give me some more discount?
腾：老马不要再傲娇
Lao Ma, don't be so aojiao.
你的心思我看到
You are totally free now.
我明白你的需要
I realize what do you mean,
这就把网络修好
here is Wifi in 5G.
装备皮肤少不了
WuZetian free for 7 days.
让你当一回大佬
Now, Die! Die! Die!
只需要氪一点点就好
You just need to pay 98e.
云：你真是没完没了
U're totally enough!
非要上门来推销
I don't need "It's highnoon"!
你还真是有点骚
Are you TND my master?
打你骂你都不跑
Never leave me and my purse.
那么我就不客气
So don't bless me any more,
打开手机把钱掏
I will only use Paypal.
再送我VIP好不好
And pls give me VIP mo do!
这里顺便提示一下各位，大部分的歌词都是有押韵的，而且我的初稿基本上都是可以唱出来der~
不过《答案》我做的就有点小粗糙了，毕竟当时《答案》只翻译了4个小时，而《学猫叫》翻译了8个半小时。看完上面的之后大家尽可以给我下面这篇挑错和提建议，我觉得有道理的会在以后翻译的时候考虑采用。
（翻译：这段老子没用心做，不服直接炮轰我！我觉得这炮够skr的话就主动挨揍！）
云：有个简单的问题
There's a question sounds easy.
金钱放哪里
Where to use my money.
是否要放在我这里
Should it be set in my pocket,
才有意义
to make sense only?
腾：你TM又在放屁
I know you're fxxking lying.
小心打你
Thai Boxing Warning.
都怪你害我蒸发 千亿
It's your fault to let me lose trillions. //千亿=0.1万亿=0.1trillion，别被嘤文字幕误导惹
云：小马哥不要着急
Mr.Ma, do not worry,
钱包已为你量身定制
Wechat Payment could also be accepted.
不要犹豫
Stop hesitating!
我都会在这里 陪你
I'll always B with U.
腾：就算我腾讯倒闭
Even if Tencent smashed to pieces,
也不会把钱放你那里
you won't get 1 cent of my money.
你再墨迹
Hurry up, pls.
小心我就让你倒闭
Or I'll tell you what's the Deep Dark Fantasy.
云：打我骂我没关系
Try to diss me? It's nothing.
我也不在意
I don't care about it.
反正还有双十一
After all, the Black Friday is coming, //美国黑周五，中国双十一
在这等你
so prepare to pay for 98E.
腾：我劝你还是放弃
You'd better give up this idea.
快滚回去
Go away, Okay? :(
我只想好好经营我的生意
I just wanna to be free in my business.
云：小马哥 别再淘气
Mr.Ma, don't be annoying.
我的baby
Oh, my money.
优惠券给你
-20% -50% -70% -99% //初稿：You can get it for free!
不要犹豫
Stop hesitating!
只是一片小小心意
O so ma tsu! //初稿：It's the price I need to pay for it.
腾：你又在花言巧语
You say that again to me,
总是让我始料又不及
which always out of my expected.
厚颜无耻 我只想说一句MMP
Dirty liar! I can only say "poor nia yi"
/*MMP要翻译成poor nia yi*/
云：你要相信生活中 有惊喜
In life, you should believe that it is surprising.
（腾：惊喜NMB）
（Suprise Mother Fxxker!）
腾：可你花言巧语 不得不怀疑
Sorry, I can't, 'cause it was said from you.
（云：那也别生气）
（Don't be so angry.）
云：谁让我们相遇在鬼畜区
No way out. Since that we've met in kichiku.
做人要开心 别伤你我和气
So plz smile to life, and feel the peace & love.
/*以下为同时出现的字幕，以分割线为主*/
云：所以说别再淘气
So u sa~ don't be naughty,
别再放弃 这美好机遇
never give up this great opportunity.
打开手机
Turn on your Xiaomi,
今天晚上给你惊喜
Surprise! Your phone is free now.
所以说
So u sa.
不要犹豫
Come on quickly!
只要愿意 真心都给你
If you're ready, I'll give you everything.
赶紧过来和我交易
Come here to have a deal with me
才算合理
could be made sense only.
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腾：我才不管你
So what? I don't care.
我只想要经营我的生意
I'm only concerned about my business.
可是你的真情实意
However, your warm heart,
还有霸气
and your money,
让我无法忘记
which make me addicted.
那就答应你
I admit……for the time being.
这里有个傲娇的MG，是否给他丢个硬币？
（请选择）
-我丢啊 （）
-我丢你啊 （）
