putinism

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

by Jonny Habenero August 18, 2008

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

wooder

The philadelphian's pronounciation of the word water

Mom, can I have some wooder?

by Tobi D March 10, 2004

Bank’s Closed

A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”.

Often said if not appropriate at the moment.

Girl: “babe, wanna make out?”
Guy: “sorry babe, bank’s closed”

by ohnoMillie November 01, 2017