Destiny北堂墨染X丹丹 战山为王/占山为王
Destiny北堂墨染X丹丹 战山为王/占山为王
丹丹启动了时光机的引擎。这台机器没有回到 2023 年，而是被扔到了一个古老的王国。与此同时，白堂莫然仰望天空，看到一颗彗星落入了御池之中。他的先见之明向他展示了一张金色短发仙女的脸，一个吻戏和一张穿着红色新娘装的仙女的快照。
Dan Dan started the engine of the time machine. Instead of traveling back to the year 2023, the machine was dropped to an ancient kingdom. Meanwhile, Baitang Moran looked at the sky and saw a comet dropped into the imperial pond. His foresight showed him the face of a fairy in short-blond-hair, a kiss-scene and a snapshot of the fairy in the red-bride-costume.
“不要依赖技术。与人为错误类似，至少有 1% 的技术错误。” 2023年著名编剧薄荷薄荷樱花的话在丹丹耳边回荡。
“Do not rely on Technology. Similar to human error, there is at least 1% of technical error.” The words of Mint Mint Sakura (薄荷薄荷樱), the famous screen-writer in 2023 echoed in Dan Dan’s ears.
OS蛋蛋：机器掉进魔物世界怎么办？ “积极思考，保持乐观，你就会有一个幸福的结局。”作为21世纪最温柔Up主青青的粉丝，丹丹想起了青青《把对象给我》片段中贤王的happy ending场景。忘/双洁他赐我一个对象吧四）。于是，丹丹勇敢地探索新的领地。
OS Dan Dan: If the machine lands into a monster world, what should I do? “Think positively, be optimistic and you will have a happy ending.” As a fan of Qing Qing (青笺画卿卿), the gentlest Up master in the 21st century, Dan Dan remembered the happy ending scene of Xian Wang in Qing Qing’s “Give me the Object” clip (青笺画卿卿羡忘/双洁he赐我一个对象吧 四). Thus, Dan Dan bravely explored the new territory.
机器沉入池塘，丹丹游到岸边。快到岸边时，两只手将丹丹拉出水面。一张英俊的笑脸看着丹丹。莫兰：让我背你去换衣服和洗澡。
The machine sank in the pond, Dan Dan swam to the shore. When approaching the shore, two hands pulled Dan Dan out of the water. A smiling handsome face looked at Dan Dan.
Moran: Let’s me carry you to change clothes and take a shower.
没有得到丹丹的允许，莫兰抱着丹丹就往自己的房间走去。然后，他让宫女们给丹丹准备了热水和一套新衣服。丹丹第一次在浴缸里洗澡。突然，有人从丹丹身后靠近，帮丹丹洗了背。丹丹立即双手环胸，合上双腿。
Without getting any permission from Dan Dan, Moran carried Dan Dan and walked to his chamber. Then, he asked the palace maids to prepare hot water and new set of clothes for Dan Dan. It is the 1st time when Dan Dan took a bath in a bathtub. Suddenly, someone approached Dan Dan from behind and helped Dan Dan washed the back. Dan Dan immediately wrapped hands on the chest and closed the legs.
丹丹：我洗澡的时候你在干什么？莫兰：别惊慌。哥哥小时候帮丹丹洗澡。你不记得夏令营的洗澡吗？你从美国回来后，丹丹还让哥哥陪你洗澡。丹丹：你是银叶哥吗？
Dan Dan: What are you doing while I am taking a bath?
Moran: Don’t be panic. Brother helped Dan Dan bathing when you were young. Don’t you remember the bath at the summer camp? Dan Dan also asked brother to take a shower with you after you came back from the USA.
Dan Dan: Are you Brother Yinye?
莫兰：是的，银夜是我的转世。当你穿越回来帮助贤王时，银夜一直等着你，直到他享年八十岁。丹丹：我的旅程有多长？莫兰：用了 100 年。银夜死前，愿来世娶你。感谢命运，你的时光机降落在这里。这辈子，我们注定是一辈子的夫妻。
Moran: Yes, Yinye is my reincarnation. When you traveled back to help Xian Wang, Yinye waited for you until he died at the age of 80.
Dan Dan: How’s long was my journey?
Moran: It took 100 years. Before Yinye died, he wished to marry you in another life. Thank to the destiny, your time machine landed here. We are destined to be a life-time-couple in this life.
丹丹：仔细看莫兰，真的很像顾寅夜。不过，这位兄弟很黄。未经允许，他立即把手伸进水里，给丹丹的私处洗了洗。莫兰：别害羞。我们是情侣。
Dan Dan: While looking at Moran carefully, he really resembles to Gu Yinye. However, this brother is very yellow. Without getting permission, he immediately put his hands inside the water and washed the private part of Dan Dan.
Moran: Don’t be shy. We are couple.
青书画卿卿洗澡的场景闪进了丹丹的记忆中。丹丹脸红了。那些勤劳的手要停在水里已经来不及了。于是，丹丹任由莫兰为所欲为。
The bathing scene of Qing Qing’s clips flashed into Dan Dan’s memory. Dan Dan’s face turned red. It is too late to stop those diligent hands inside the water. Consequently, Dan Dan let Moran do whatever he wanted.
洗完澡，莫兰抱着丹丹来到卧室，帮丹丹穿上古装。出乎意料的是，莫兰看起来很平静，并没有做任何榴莲活动。莫兰看着丹丹好奇的眼神，笑了笑。莫兰：大哥新婚之夜等圆房。你明白我的意思吧？OS丹丹：当然知道。感谢Qing Qing（青纸画卿卿）和薄荷薄荷樱的教育。
After the bath, Moran carried Dan Dan to the bedroom and helped Dan Dan dress in the ancient costume. Surprisingly, Moran looked very calm and did not do any Durian activities.
Moran looked at the curious eyes of Dan Dan and smiled.
Moran: Brother will wait for the round room on the wedding night. Do you know what I mean, right?
OS Dan Dan: Of course, I know. Thank Qing Qing (青笺画卿卿) and 薄荷薄荷樱for the education.
第二天，莫兰来叫醒丹丹。哥哥给你骑马。我们将在山脚下吃早餐。哥哥在外面等你。不到10分钟，丹丹就做好了骑马的准备。莫兰拉着丹丹上了马。马儿飞奔到一个美丽的山谷，那里有瀑布。两人走到瀑布边吃早午餐。然后，丹丹脱下鞋子，把腿泡在水里。一不小心，地板湿了，丹丹滑倒了。莫兰已经来不及救丹丹了。丹丹感觉在地上
On the 2nd day, Moran came to wake-up Dan Dan. Brother will give you a horse riding. We will eat breakfast at the foot of the mountain. Brother will wait for you outside.
Within 10 minutes, Dan Dan was ready to ride a horse. Moran pulled Dan Dan on the horse. The horse galloped to a beautiful valley where there was a waterfall. The two walked to the waterfall where they ate brunch. Then, Dan Dan took off the shoes to soak the legs in the water. Accidentally, the floor was wet and Dan Dan slipped. It was too late for Moran to save Dan Dan. Dan Dan felt on the ground.
丹丹：哥，我腿受伤了。莫兰：兄弟，让我们看看你的腿。接着，莫兰将丹丹的双腿张开，检查伤势。丹丹脸红了。莫兰：你不穿内裤了，但是，兄弟喜欢
Dan Dan: Brother, my legs are hurt.
Moran: Let’s brother look at your legs. Then, Moran opened Dan Dan’s legs widely to examine the injuries. Dan Dan flushed red.
Moran: You do not wear the underwear again but, brother like it.
Note:
This article is written for the 2nd anniversary of Qing Qing’s birthday
Happy Birthday Qing Qing.
