“我瞧不上的人太多了，虽然我自己狗屁不是，但这两者并不冲突”

【直接封神的讽刺文案】

1.我瞧不上的人太多了，虽然我自己狗屁不是，但这两者并不冲突。

There＇s a lot of people I don＇t like，and even though I＇m nobody，but it doesn＇t matter anymore.

＠王朔

2.能控制自己嘴巴的人都很厉害，不管是吃饭还是说话

People who can control their mouth are very good，whether they eat or talk.

＠爱默生

3.一见面就问你谋生方式的人，本质上是在计算对你的尊重程度。

People who ask you how you make a livingas soon as they meet are essentiallycalculating their level of respect for you.

＠罗素

4.为什么很多女人会长期反复被男人骗？因为她们的要求，只有骗子才能满足，正常人满足不了。

Why do so many women fall for men over and over again？

Because what they want， only a liar can meet，

normal people can＇t meet

＠毛姆

5.人的一切痛苦，本质上都是对自己无能的愤怒。

All the pain of man is essentially anger at his own incompetence.

＠王小波

6.如果善良得不到应有的尊重，那么最好的方式就是翻脸。

If kindness does not get due respect，then the best way is to turn.

@稻盛和夫

7.不要为了别人的看法一味的改变自己，到了最后，变不成别人，也找不回自己。

Don＇t blindly change yourselffor the opinions of others，in the end， become others，also can not find their own.

@《卡耐基》

8.给别人第二次机会，就像给他第二颗子弹，

弥补他第一枪没把你打死。

Giving someone a second chance is like giving him a second bullet to make up for not killing you with the first shot.

＠《罗素》

9.奇怪的动物会被保护起来，奇怪的人却遭受排挤。

Strange animals are protectedand strange people are excluded.

＠伊坂幸太郎

10.生活中遇到傻bi怎么办？支持他一切观点，把他培养成大傻bi。

Once you met a stupid guy，then you better support them for all，until they are the best at all.

@《富布莱特》