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buy-curious,Covid Dutch Oven,Dracula Sneeze,Farmyard Tennis

2022-05-08 02:48 作者:TomatoEMan  | 我要投稿

buy-curious

A person who is just looking around and may or may not be interested in buying something from a store.

As used on Arrested Development.

Store clerk: "Oh, look who's back... are you going to buy something this time, or are you just curious?"

Tobias: "Well, I guess you could say that I'm buy-curious!"

by Cagefight December 6, 2006






niced

mainly used in east london.

means being treated or being treated nicely.

person a: my dad niced me, g
person b: really what did he do?
person a: he bought me chicken and chips, innih

by nice_gurl November 2, 2017






Metamate

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again

We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.

by Shrepped February 15, 2022





Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020







Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

by L3 January 13, 2010






Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022


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