Warframe 原创笑话征集大赛候选列表（英文版）
笑话内容来自官方论坛直播和活动区
最近原创笑话征集大赛英文区进入了投票阶段，DE也选出了进入投票阶段的前10名笑话
虽然老外的笑话有些看着蛮尬的，不过我试着翻译一下给大家了解一下英文区投稿的笑话。
为了怕我个人理解上的误差，这次把原文也一起贴上来。如有不准的或者补充的地方欢迎提出。
会在美东7月9日投票结束后正式选出获胜者。到时候看看10个里面谁是获胜者。
（（括号内为个人的备注））
被选中的前10名
"Operator, I am sorry, happy, to report that all my good jokes Argon." - RoboJoe256
“指挥官，我很抱歉，高兴地报告给您我所有的好笑话氩化了。” - RoboJoe256
"Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!" - HowWesWasOne
“指挥官，Ordis已经和铸造厂的AI指令交流过了。我想我们已经铸就了新的关系！” - HowWesWasOne
"Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!" - Raozwire
“指挥官，您知道 Corpus 用哪根手指来数他们的钱吗？是食指！”- Raozwire（（Index也有食指也有指数之场的意思。））
"Operator, the sentients won't laugh at my jokes! Did they adapt to my humor?" - Edetha
“指挥官，Sentient 们觉得我的笑话不好笑！是他们适应了我的幽默吗？” - Edetha
"Who is a cute Domestik Drone? *Glitch voice* You are that’s who! Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there." - Steregrin
“谁是一个可爱的内务无人机？*信号杂音*您就是！哦，指挥官，Ordis没看到您在这儿。” - Steregrin
*Frame Fighter Noises* “sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off." - L1ghtning_
*战甲霸王的噪音*“抱歉，Ordis应该把声音关掉玩的。” - L1ghtning_
"Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again." - Shelneroth
“指挥官，我收到一个求救信号……哦不，又是 Corpus 为了避开垃圾信息过滤器在用紧急频率发的广告。” - Shelneroth
"Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that." - Corvus-115
“敲击声！……这时候是谁会在外面一直敲？！指挥官，我不认为您应该去回应” - Corvus-115 （（看起来像是鬼片））
"Operator! I have wonderful news, your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible." - GenoBeast1910
“指挥官！我有一个令人高兴的消息，您的氩结晶要过期了！快用他们您这个浪费东西的-我建议您尽快用起来。” - GenoBeast1910
(After returning from the rail jack): "Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think that?" - GizMax
(在回到航道星舰后)：“指挥官，您会同意我-消灭-与其它中枢说话吗？不，我不是嫉妒，为啥您会这么想？” - GizMax
荣誉提名
"Ordis would tell you more about the Corpus, Operator, but you do not seem... invested. Perhaps another time?" - demishock
“Ordis 想要跟您说说更多关于 Corpus 的事情，指挥官，但你看起来没有.......投资过。或许下次再说？” - demishock
"Operator, what do the Corpus call tax evasion? A false profit." - Cthulhumon
“指挥官，Corpus 是怎么称呼避税的？是变造利益。” - Cthulhumon
"Oh, Operator! I'm so glad to see your back. I'm glad to see all your other sides too!" - JaloopyManwich
“哦指挥官！我很高兴看到您回来了。我也很高兴看到您别的一面也回来了！” - JaloopyManwich（（估计指的是战甲和本人都平安回来的意思吧？））
"Operator, have you heard the joke about landing crafts? Don't worry, it's over your head." - DazWolfe
“指挥官，您有听过关于登陆艇的笑话吗？不要担心，它就在您头上。” - DazWolfe
"Operator, your Warframe is the kavat’s meow." - RegnilLord
“指挥官，您的 Warframe 是库娃的喵叫。” - RegnilLord
"Operator! What do you call an [OBLITERATED] eliminated corrupted? Null and Void!" - KorbashKrull
“指挥官！您怎么称呼一名[已删除]已经消灭的堕落者？虚无和虚空！” - KorbashKrull
"Operator, have a small reminder to keep your friends close, and your enemies gri-near." - PineTreeGuy
“指挥官，小提醒一下记得和您的朋友保持亲密，还有你的敌人 gri-紧密 ”（（同Grineer 的发音））- PineTreeGuy
"Operator, Ordis was wondering all night where the sun had gone… Then it dawned on me." - Misery_216
“指挥官，Ordis 一整夜在寻思在太阳消失后......就会在我上面破晓。” - Misery_216
"Operator! May I suggest fishing For...tuna?" - thantik
“指挥官！我建议您去钓金枪鱼？”（（把福尔图娜拆开来的玩笑））- thantik
"A message for me?! Oh, it looks like it’s for you, Operator." - Guess the Meme
“给我的消息？！哦，看起来是给您的，指挥官。” - Guess the Meme
"Operator, does it feel drafty in here? Must be the solar winds..." - Darth Ordis
“指挥官，是不是觉得这里通风良好？一定是太阳风的关系......” - Darth Ordis
"Operator, what do you call a greedy corpse? A Corpus!" - Tunnelblur
“指挥官，您是怎么称呼一名贪婪的尸体的？是 Corpus！（” （Corpus 和尸体Corpse一个音））- Tunnelblur
"Ordis sees all these ExPLOOOssssIONS… and wonders… is the Operator having a blast?" - MasterRJ
“Ordis 看到这些爆爆爆爆爆炸炸......寻思着.......指挥官是不是有个爆炸物？” - MasterRJ
简体中文区的笑话应该也进入简体中文团队投票阶段了，不过没有放出谁被选中投票了，同样也是美东夏令时间 7 月 9 日截止投票。。。。。。
