Stewie和Brian在2007年艾美奖上的表演
台词
Stewie: You know, Brian, we are privileged to live in this particular age of television programming.
Brian: Really? You think so? Seems to me that nearly all television these days is complete trash.
Stewie: Yes, quite right. But never before in history have we had such a wide selection of trash.
Brian: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Stewie: Of course I'm right! For example...
[Music begins]
Stewie: You've got mega hits like Idol where Sanjaya took his bow
Brian: Just a little boy from India who made us all say wow
Stewie: With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow
Together: Here's the plain situation
A simple declaration
If you want it you can find it on TV
Brian: You've got "Scrubs" on NBC in season seven-and-a-half
With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff
Stewie: Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh
Together: You can try to deny it
But we can certify it
If you want it you can find it on TV
Brian: And if you start to crave a brand new TV thrill
They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill
Stewie: Like the GEICO Cavemen
Brian: CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean
But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene
Stewie: Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen
Together: Oh, there ain't nothing to it
You click it on and view it
If you want it you can find it on TV
[Music fades into background]
Brian: You know, I think I'm gettin' the idea, Stewie.
Stewie: Ahh? You see?
Brian: Absolutely! Hey, how 'bout this?
[Music kicks in again]
Brian: ABC has got a lineup that's refreshing and alive
With its hits like "Desperate Housewives" just continuing to thrive
Stewie: And those women look sensational for being sixty-five!
Together: No we won't over-sell ya
We merely wanna tell ya
If you want it you can find it on TV
Brian: Now, the Peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race
So I hear they're bringing "Seinfeld" back to save a little face
Stewie: And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramer's place?
Together: Oh, you may not adore it
But boy you can't ignore it
If you want it you can find it on TV
Brian: Now "The Sopranos" is a show I'd recommend
Stewie: Because you never know just how it's gonna... [Music cuts out, screen goes black]
[Music and video returns]
Brian: So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed
All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed
Stewie: Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read
Together: And so up with the curtain
It's absolutely certain
If you want it you can find it on TV
