（日更）看笑话，猜谜语，学英语 2020.3.15

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

一男一女卷入了一场车祸。两人各自开的车都完全撞毁了，而他们却都奇迹般地毫发无伤。

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars, there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

他俩从残骸中爬出来之后，女人说，“哇哦，看看咱俩的车，撞得什么都没了！上帝保佑，我们还都好好的。这一定是他老人家显灵了，告诉我们要成为朋友，不要试图在彼此之间推卸责任。”

The man replies, "Oh, yes, I agree with you completely."

男人回答，“哦，对的，我完全同意你。”

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

女人指了指地上的一个瓶子说道，“这儿还有另外一个奇迹呢。不知道为什么，我放车后座这瓶威士忌没摔碎。肯定是上帝想让我们把这瓶威士忌喝掉来庆祝好运。”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

于是她把瓶子递给男人。男人点头以示同意，为了压压惊，他打开瓶子一口气喝下三分之一。然后他把它递还给女人。女人接过瓶子，立刻把瓶盖盖上，然后还给男人。

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

男人问，“你不喝点儿吗？”

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police……"

女人回答，“不了，我看我就等着警察来就好了……”

昨日谜题答案：

The first person begins by dividing the cake into two pieces.

Then the second person chooses which piece they will take. This means both sides will be satisfied.

第一个人切，第二个人选，绝对公平。大家都满意。

至于评论区其他答案。。。以后跟他们一起吃东西要小心。

今日谜题：

In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?