《普总命令往下传》
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I received a letter from Putin,
我收到一来自普总的信，
It said,sir,l don't want that ,
上面说:“先生，我不想这样，
But we have some shortages for armyer.”
但我们有些兵员短缺。
It's time for you to go into battle,
是时候让你上战场了，
I know you're fifty years old,
我知道你已经五十岁，
But I'm going to send you to Ukraine.
但是我要送你去巫课蓝。"
Vladimir Putin. told the nation
普总对全国说：”
This is not our rout,
这不是我们的溃败，
It's just the enemy's death throes,
这只是敌人的垂死挣扎，
Just to win my “justice” war,
为了赢得我的“正义”站针，
l'm sending 20000 more,
我要再派两万人，
To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.
从巫课蓝人手中拯救巫课蓝。
And,so I made it to Ukraine
于是我赶到了巫课蓝
It's time to surround again
是时候再来一次包围了
I was sent to the army at the front
我被派往前线的军队
We drive around in our Armored vehicles
我们开着装甲车到处跑
Listen to the defeat of the steel plant
听到钢铁厂终于被攻下
We don't feel a hint of happiness
我们没有一丝庆幸
Vladimir Putin. told the nation
普总对全国说：”
This is not our rout,
这不是我们的溃败，
It's just the enemy's death throes,
这只是敌人的垂死挣扎，
Just to win my “justice” war,
为了赢得我的“正义”站针，
l'm sending 20000 more,
我要再派两万人，
To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.
从巫课蓝人手中拯救巫课蓝。
The war went on for months
站针持续了好几月
We travel through our veins
我们在血管里穿梭
But then it stalled
然后又停滞不前
The Ukrainian army began a new counteroffensive
巫课蓝开始了新的反攻
Where is Nazis？Where's our enemy？
我们的敌人那税在哪里？
Where is our favorite KGB？
我们最爱的特工成员在哪？
The guy who may be re-elected until 2036
那个可能连任到2036年的家伙。
Vladimir Putin. told the nation
普总对全国说：”
This is not our rout,
这不是我们的溃败，
It's just the enemy's death throes,
这只是敌人的垂死挣扎，
Just to win my “justice” war,
为了赢得我的“正义”站针，
l'm sending 20000 more,
我要再派两万人，
To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.
从巫课蓝人手中拯救巫课蓝。
If you see a picture of your wife
如果你看着妻子的照片
Want to know who forced you to come
想知道是谁强迫你过来
Wonder why "fight fast" became like this
想知道“速战速决”怎么变成这样
You feel that you are unlucky
你觉得你非常不幸
This is related to those "Polish Ukrainian ”troops
这与那些“波兰籍乌军”有关
The NATO is the reason you were defeated
北方的条约就是你被击败的原因
But,Vladimir Putin. told the nation
但是，普总对全国说：”
This is not our rout,
这不是我们的溃败，
It's just the enemy's death throes,
这只是敌人的垂死挣扎，
Just to win my “justice” war,
为了赢得我的“正义”站针，
l'm sending 20000 more,
我要再派两万人，
To help me save Ukraine from Ukrainians.
从巫课蓝人手中拯救巫课蓝。
