英文深情朗诵《斯奈德小姐的狗》
How I wish to be Schneider's dog
我好想做斯奈德小姐的狗啊
But Schneider said she likes her lord,so I cried.
可是斯奈德小姐说她喜欢的是老爷，我哭了
I know that why shall I cry for neither being Vertin nor Sonetto.
我知道既不是维尔汀也不是十四行诗的我为什么要哭的
Because I am a mouse
因为我其实是一只老鼠
Never had I expected Schneider could likes me
我从没奢望斯奈德小姐能喜欢自己
I cleary understand that everyone likes Vertin or Sonetto
所有人都喜欢聪明优雅帅气可爱的
which is smart ,elegant,handsome,and adorable
维尔汀或者十四行诗
No one likes a stupid dirty mouse with diseases
没有人会喜欢阴湿带病的老鼠
Howerver,I still asked Schnerder
但我还是问了斯奈德小姐
"Could I be your dog?"
“我能不能做你的狗？”
I know I am destined to fail to be a dog
我知道我是注定做不了狗的
But if she likes it
但如果她喜欢狗
I could always watch her by her side
我就可以一直在身边看着她了
even if she always holding a dog in her arms
哪怕她怀里抱着的永远都是狗
But she said she loves Vertin
可是他说喜欢的是维尔汀
She is still looking at me and pointing her gun at me
她现在还在看着我，还在用枪指着我
because Vertin has not yet appeared
是因为维尔汀还没有出现
and only me,the mouse
只有我这老鼠
stealthily turns on my phone
每天蹑手蹑脚地打开手机
every day to log in the game
登录《重返未来：1999》
staring at her through the screen
隔着屏幕和她对视
When her favorite Vertin arrives
等她喜欢的维尔汀来了的时候
I should bloodly get back to reality
我就该重新滚回现实了吧
But I still really like her
但我还是好喜欢她
Can she look at me more while I'm still by her side?
她能在我还在她身边的时候多看我几眼么？
Miss Schneider said
斯奈德小姐说
she would spend every Christmas Eve with everyone in the future
接下来的每个圣诞节都要和大家一起过
I don't know who "everyone"refers to
我不知道“大家”指哪些人
I hope this collection can do a endocytosis for me
好希望这个集合能够对我做一次胞吞
Vertin is still afraid of Schneider
维尔汀还在害怕斯奈德小姐
I will go and attract her beloved lord
我会去把她爱的老爷引来的
I know that if I were careless,I would die of arcane
我知道稍有不慎，我就会死于神秘术
At that time
那时候
Schnerder will probably have packed my body well and thrown it outside the door
斯奈德小姐大概会把我的身体好好的装起来扔到门外吧
Then I shall became a pack of rat chips,hmm
那我就成了一包鼠条，嘻嘻
I hope she can throw me closer
我希望她能把我扔的近一点
because I still like her so much and foever
因为我还是好喜欢她，会一直喜欢下去的
My soul looked inside through the window
我的灵魂透过窗户向里面看去
the blue and black formal hat hanging high
蓝黑色的礼帽高高挂起
Schnerder lazily leaning on the sofa
斯奈德小姐慵懒的靠在沙发上
and Vertin,who performed very meekly
表演的非常温顺的维尔汀
sat next to her
坐在她的身旁
the light of the firepalce shown on her face
壁炉的火光照在她的脸庞
and my frozen heart was slightly burning in the wind
我冻僵的心脏在风里微微发烫
（吸气）a~
She is sweeter than honey
ligther than feathers
she brings red roses for you
to wear the chest of your soul
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