【五五开】目标是开挂大师！ 中英文字幕

站外观看链接：https://www.bilibili.com/video/av18600330/

站内观看链接：AV18600330

这次也是第二弹中英文鬼畜字幕了；大概是在我看完国家宝藏以后死撑着没睡觉翻译的。（好困啊5555）                                                                       

BTW，有些粉丝们可能不理解/*      */是什么意思，这是出自C语言的，在两个星号里的内容不被算入程序执行部分，但是在程序猿编辑的界面是有的。也就是说对于开发者可见，对于观众不可见。一般用作程序的注解。                                                  

这次稍微注意了点格式，看看会不会有利于观看……

                             

卢本伟                                 

Reed.

牛逼！                                 

Get.Dodaze!

近日 B站警方抓获了         

Nowadays, 22 & 33 have caught 

一名开挂的毛贼                 

a hacker called Wh1t3zZ.

落网之后呢                         

After being caught,

这名嫌疑人不仅毫无悔意  

without any regret,

更是脑残地唱出了这么几句话    

it even sang as followed:

我芦苇天也不怕 地也不怕    

I'm LuWei without Ben,

开挂把你吊打                         

except for "LuBenwei.dll".

如此地潇洒                             

I'm that f**kin' hacker.

自瞄爆头爆到你家                 

Super targeting has been deployed!

让你说不出话                         

Let ya shut up.

屏息算个啥                             

Inhumon reaction!

当然当然当然当然当然         

Sure, it's a fact that

我是科学家                             

I'm a scientist.

开个小挂 打出神话                 

I've got u in my sight!

我的妈 二十九杀                     

Legendary! Aced!

牛逼~~~~~~~~~呀！             

LuBenwei Niubility!!! (20.00$/piece)

各路人士看我不爽                 

Sun Yingxiong disses me?

我也不必慌张                         

I don't care.

我的朋友闪亮登场                 

Zhao Mengyue and Peng Yifei are beside,

拿我怎么样                             

**tv behind me.        /*你懂得，不能说的太细*/

粉丝聚会很张扬                     

Family party, show off myself.

话中带嚣张                             

LuBenwei No.1!!(22.33$/lv6/piece)

你有本事打趴我即刻五百万打赏    

If ya can beat me down, don't think about 5 million.

你们正在说着什么我感觉还是模糊

What ur saying is sh*t if I ignore it.

不如看我表演开氏绝世功夫             

Better to enjoy my "JJBoom.exe".

不管来者松鼠或是仓鼠我也不在乎

No matter squirrel or hamster, I wouldn't care,

因为我不可能认输                             

'cause capital chain is still behind me.

我芦苇大吉大利 天天吃鸡                

Hacker Hacker LuWei Dinner   /*整句斜体*/

争取每把第一                                      

to be No.1 in hacker.

不是个问题                                          

That's EZ.

厚颜无耻指公为私                             

Shamelessly joberry,

表面称兄道弟                                     

saying homie only facial;

不是我主意                                         

not my mind.

牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼             

LuBenwei lowbility!

我才是牛逼                                        

LuBenwei guability!

休要质疑 我的战绩                            

Needn't question me.

否则我就出钱就洗                            

Or? Show ye the money.

牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼牛逼呀！            

LuBenwei niubility!!!!!(23.33$/2nd time)

就算你们实锤我                                

Though ye hammer me down,

我也照样直播                                    

I can still live.

背包看成平底锅                                 

Pan? Beg?    /* 应该看得懂Beg和Bag的同音梗吧…… */

也不能怪我                                        

Just ez to spell wromg.

烂洞公司保护我                                

Bluehole protects me,

逗鱼支持我                                       

with **tv behind.

我双手创造意想不到的粉丝帝国    

I'm making a strong family empire beyond yr imagination.

你们正在说什么我感觉还是模糊    

EZ! So can u don't be AFK for me?

不如看我表演开氏绝世功夫            

Better to enjoy scientist's show,

不管来者松鼠或仓鼠我也不在乎    

I don't care, DiShi or surface homies.

因为我不可能认输                           

'cuz money won't let me die.

啊~想要打我假                                

Ah~ wanna get 5million?

律师函马上到你家                          

Let UU suck all of ya.

你们没办法                                      

U have no way.

我笑哈哈                                           

I'm so happy.

观众你们怕不怕                               

Feeling sacred?

要我说啊                                         

Mr.Kai was a decent people,

这种人呢 不是脑X就是死撑面子  

burn him some incense pls.