躺平主义宣言
我们要赞美躺平，我们要赞美慵懒。
We shall praise Lie-down, we shall praise the idleness.
一．
我们赞美躺平，因为我们有权获得安逸的生活。
We praise Lie-down, for we have the right to live in peace and idleness.
现代文明给予我们的巨大生产力，足够养活这个世界上每一个人，足够让每一个人过得上温馨而体面的生活。每周工作四天且每天工作五个小时，不但完全可能，并且是我们应得的权利。那些让世界如此匮乏而贫瘠的，不是劳动者的懒惰，而是他们的贪婪。
This age of modern hath given us that massive productivity, that sufficient to feed up all of us in this state and to provide every one of us a comfortable and dignified life. Five hours for working, four days a week is not only possible, but also reasonable and demandable. That maketh this world so bleak and barren, is not worker’s laziness, but theirs greediness and iniquity.
我们有权慵懒地生活，有权自由地追寻快乐。
We have rights to live in idleness, we have the rights to pursue happiness.
二．
我们赞美躺平，因为懒惰是创造的源泉。
We praise Lie-down, for idleness is the fountain of creativity.
躺平，不是无所事事；躺平，是用全部的热情追求生活的美好。
Lie-down meanth not sitting around and doing nothing; Lie-down meanth sparing no effort to pursue the happiness and beauty in our life.
罗素说过，是那些历史中有产者的庸懒创造了人类文明的辉煌。的确，那些权贵的军功章是人民的鲜血凝成的，然而的确是他们慵懒的特权给予了他们创造的特权。
Russell hath said, ’tis the idleness of man of wealth that created the greatness of civilization. Yes, those medals of greatness are made of poor’s blood and sweat. However, we can not deny that: it is their privilege of idleness begeteth their privilege of creativity.
那些写下伟大诗歌的人、那些设计出万神殿的人、那些画出清明上河图的人，并不是为了生计与内卷而创造。他们是为热爱而创造，他们是为创造而创造。每日工作十二个小时、日日夜夜的操劳，并不会让这个世界变得更好，只是让它更加冷漠，更加麻木，更加死气沉沉。
Those who wrote down the epics and lyrics, those who designed the pantheon, those who draw the Genesis on the dome of Cappella Sistina, did not created for bread or butter, but for their enthusiasm and love. They created for they created. Twelve hours for working will not make this world prosper, but make it bleaker, number, more lifeless.
三．
我们赞美躺平，因为我们不为他们而工作。
We praise Lie-down, for we should not work for Them.
你们日日夜夜的操劳是为了什么？难道是一个伟大的理想吗；难道是人类的解放吗？你们的劳动果实归谁所有？难道是你们自己吗；难道是我们的未来吗？
For what thou all are working day and night now, brethen! For your dream, for the liberation of mankind? To whom art thine fruit of thine labour belongth? Belongth it to thy own, belongth it to our future?
我们切开我们青春的动脉，喷薄欲出冒着热气的鲜血，汇成那些城市的金碧辉煌，那些翠绿的行道树与川流不息的车流，然而，其中哪些属于我们？
We once cut for them our artery of youth, and there gusheth that blood glazing and steaming. It casteth those splendour of towns of neon, those verdant boulevards and those thundering traffics flow, but, which of them are ours?
我们为别人工作，我们为自己躺平。
We worked for them, we Lie-down for ourselves.
四．
躺平不是消极怠工；躺平是一场运动；躺平不是消沉与委靡，躺平是对生活的尊重与致敬；躺平不是对世界的不负责任，躺平是在操劳失控世界即将爆炸之时，一句温馨的提醒….
Lie-down is not doing-nothing, Lie-down is a movement; Lie-down is not depression and despair, Lay-down is the salute to our life; Lie-down is not irresponsible to this country, Lie-down is a remind, when this machine of billon’s of people is overloaded, approaching the edge of disaster, a considerate remind:
不要赞美苦难，让我们赞美快乐！
Praise not misery, let us praise happiness!
不要赞美工作，让我们赞美创造！
Praise not working, let us praise creation!
不要赞美操劳，我们赞美那躺在草坪上晒太阳的美好时光！
Praise not business, let us praise the Good Time of lying down on the lawn in the sunshine!
全世界忙碌的人，联合起来！
The busy men in the world, let us all unite!
