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《老外怎么看》小组赛第四日:从明天开始,我觉得我们不会输掉任何一场比赛。

2021-10-16 03:31 作者:NGA红叉区  | 我要投稿

FPX vs. DK

This severely hurts FPX chances of going undefeated since doinb's interview
——Nuguri decided that Doinb doesn’t get to make that decision by himself.
——The man was trying his hardest this game lol. Nuguri decided against Doinb's statement
——He tried his hardest at PVE? Trying to one up Chovy? He had flash up when Poppy ulted him, his mechanical mistake costed FPX the fight and the game. They were near even in gold despite Nuguri inting, if Doinb actually used his hands, they had a chance to win.
——You take off nameplates you would literally think this is chovy.TF roaming everywhere getting everyone ahead, doinb just farming for his life, did less dmg than a twisted fate as irelia.
这下可让Doinb在采访里说的一场不输的几率大减啊
——Nuguri可不想让Doinb一个人说了算
——Doinb这把已经尽力了233,Nuguri不让他遂愿罢了
——尽力啥了?PVE吗?假扮Chovy吗?那波团战波比在R的时候他是有闪现的,明明就是他的操作失误导致那场团战输掉,进而输掉整把比赛。就算Nuguri这么送,但是经济还是持平的。如果Doinb有手操作的话,他们明明就还有机会获胜
——你把名字遮住,你会以为中单是Chovy。TF到处游走然后给队友们扩大优势,Doinb就在埋头刷刷刷,一个艾瑞莉娅的伤害还没TF高。


Good to see DWG Nuguri once again.
——Actually showed up huge for Damwon. My pick for MVP of this game
终于又看到DWG Nuguri啦
——Nuguri这把对DWG贡献太大了,我心目中这场的MVP


Poppy worlds skin inc
——Honestly 400 iq pick, completely shuts down the ability of the entire FPX topside to function in teamfights
波比的冠军战队皮肤要来了
——波比这手选得在第五层,基本上让FPX上中野这仨英雄在团战中废掉了


Canyon's Poppy was worth like 3 champions this game. Really good draft by DK imo.
——I thought Irelia would be unkillable (well it kinda was), but DK just played around their spacing so well. It’s like they never lose their calm
——So fucking happy to see 2 Goredrinker+Steraks lose the game. That's definitely the cherry on top.
这把Canyon的波比一个顶仨,DK这阵容真的太好
——我以为艾瑞莉娅会发育到对方没办法处理的(其实也算差不多了),但DK真的很会拉扯并保持距离,他们打得也非常冷静
——而且我很开心看到双渴血+血手的阵容输掉,锦上添花


Doinb: "Starting from tomorrow, I believe we won't lose one single game"
Proceeds to lose the very first game of week 2
——"I obviously meant the game AFTER the one vs DK" - doinb, prob
Doinb:从明天开始,我觉得我们不会输掉任何一场比赛
然后第一场就输掉了
——“我指的是在面对DK之后的比赛。”Doinb,或许是这么说的


Nuguri (Gragas) [All]: mid diff
——What is this "All" thing you speak of?
Nuguri(古拉加斯)[所有人]:中单差距
——“所有人”?那是什么东西?


Doinb was doing his Chovy tryndamere cosplay. All farm no impact.
Doinb正在cosplay Chovy的泰达米尔,刷线之外毫无用

watching Canyon in the fight around dragon, was like watching proffesional figure skating. shit was beautif
看着小龙处那波团战Canyon的操作,就好像在看专业的花样滑冰比赛一样,太TM赏心悦目了

C9 vs. RGE

There can't be EU Week 2 if you play the second round in the same week
——outplayed by riot
——Thankfully MAD plays on Monday so week 2 buff active
如果两周的比赛都在同一周举行,就没有什么EU赛区的第二周这种说法了
——被Riot玩弄于股掌之间
——谢天谢地,MAD的比赛是在周一开始,那看来会有EU第二周的BUFF


imagine betting your worlds future on a lvl 1 gamble
——Has to be the stupidest lvl 1 i've ever seen, coin flipping the potential to get out of groups
把世界赛的命运赌在一级团上,真有你的
——可以说是我见过的最蠢的一级团套路了,把自己世界赛的希望都赌没了


Every NA team has a win, now we only have FNC left to root for on the 0-6 journey :(
每一支NA队伍都至少拿到了一场胜利,现在我们只能寄希望于Fnatic全败出局了:(

Must win game against the weakest team in the group. Let's coinflip the game at their red buff lvl 1. For fucks sake lads
——now you know the pain of NA
必须要赢下小组里最弱的一支队伍才能出线,那我们为什么不赌一把呢?去你丫的吧
——你现在懂得NA粉丝的痛了吧


It was actually a blessing in disguise to not have any fans at worlds this year.
今年的世界赛现场没有粉丝,也算是塞翁失马焉知非福了

FPX vs. C9

You're playing against Blabber. You see him walk up. Is baiting or is he just feeding?
Jokes on you, Blabber doesn't know either. All he knows is that one or both of you is gonna end up in the ground.
——How can Tian know what Blabber is doing if Blabber himself doesn't know
——Blaber is just NA's MLXG
你的对手是Blaber,他往前踏了一步,他是在送呢,还是勾引呢?
傻了吧,Blaber自己都不知道。他只懂得,两个人中的其中一个,或者两个,将会被击杀
——如果Blaber自己都不知道自己要干嘛,那么Tian又怎么会知道他要干嘛呢
——Blaber,北美的MLXG


DoinB: Our scrims have a 70% winrate, starting tommorow, we won't lose any more games
——Imagine if they lose the next game as well, all hell will break lose and FPX will be flame so hard on Chinese forums
——I can't wait for the Chinese reaction thread after today's matches
——It’s gonna be so spicy and I’ll want it all injected in my veins
DoinB:我们的训练赛有70%的胜率,从明天开始,我们将不会再输掉一场比赛
——等下他们再输掉的话,那么就彻底掉入地狱了,在NGA等中国论坛上得被骂死
——希望今天的比赛结束后Reddit有人出一篇《老外怎么看》
——那肯定很刺激,需要吸烟刻肺


He said they wouldn't lose one single game.
He was right, they lost 2 games already.
他说不会再输掉一场比赛
没错啊,这输的是两场


Imagine DWG sandbags the next two games just to make this group interesting.
Honestly, if they really want to take out FPX, sandbagging would be the best option
——Sandbag? C9 is coming for the Worlds title.
如果等下DWG接下来决定让这组变得更加扑朔迷离而乱打一下就好玩了
讲真,如果他们想让FPX就此淘汰的话,乱玩一下还真是最好的选择
——乱玩一下?不好意思,我们C9可是冲着冠军去的


if fpx lose to rogue and lose tiebreakers the team as a whole might rly win the dade award
如果FPX再输给RGE然后最后输掉加赛的话那么这整支队伍都可以获得Dade大奖了

Yeah it's gonna be tough for FPX to get out of this group of death tbh. Just as we all expected.
讲真,FPX要在死亡之组出线确实是有些困难的,和我们赛前预测的一样

T.I.A.N.
Today(今天)
I(我)
Assist(帮)
NA(北美)


Nuguri reverse Showmaker with 0 kills and 9 deaths today
——More shocked at how shit Doinb is
——SUPER CARRY DOINB
——Carrying the team’s luggage back to the plane
Nuguri这反向Showmaker,今天已经零杀九死了
——更让我感到震惊的是Doinb怎么这么烂
——超级Carry Doinb呵呵
——“Carry”着全队行李去机场呢


DK vs. RGE



←Khan自己在玩杰斯时;Khan对手在玩杰斯时→

Khan in the army like:
“Sir, they have us completely surrounded!”
”Good! That means we no longer need to aim”
——khan samira skin confirmed
Khan在服役的时候应该是这样的
“报告长官,他们将我们包围了”
“岂不美哉!我们现在射击就不需要瞄准了”
——Khan要选莎弥拉的皮肤了


The real loser of this game is Showmaker's KDA
这场比赛真正的输家是Showmaker的KDA

larssen heard stopwatch is the most broken item in the game so he went for a stopwatch play
拉尔森听说这个游戏里秒表是件很厉害的装备,所以他也想要来秀一秀秒表

Larssen's zhonya after TP just summed up EU mids this tournament
——Larssen was such a fucking liability, he pretty much solo lost like 3 teamfights by doing 0 damage since he's a hook magnet. Why put him on a low range carry if he can't position?
Larssen传送后的金身play可以说是本次世界赛上EU中单的一个概括总结
——Larssen真的有如千钧重负,跟个万磁王一样一直接对面技能导致大概有三场团战零输出被秒,如果他不会找输出位置的话,那就不要给他玩这种短手carry算了


Honestly, the differnece between Larsen/Odo and Showmaker/Khan is just brutal. Rogue's solo laners look like they are elo boosted.
Trymbi was also badly gapped but he is a 2021 rookie on his first worlds so he is somewhat excused. Sad for Hans Sama though who looks like a real worldclass ADC stuck in a bad team.
讲真,Larrsen/Odo和Showmaker/Khan的差距真的太大了,Rogue的单人路表现得像比对方差一个大段
Trymbi打得也非常差,但他好歹是新人,也是第一次打世界赛,还算有点借口。就是可惜了Hans Sama,身陷在这么差的一支队伍中却有着世界级ADC的表现


RGE vs. FPX

I have not seen a collapse this bad since the Western teams went 0-6 two days ago
wtf FPX lmao
——Doinb: "We will not lose anymore game." Process to lose all 3 games
——Guess it was a translation error. We will not win anymore games
自从上一次西方在一天六连败以来,我还没见过哪支队伍能堕落得这么快的
FPX这他妈在干嘛啊233
——Doinb:我们不会再输比赛了——然后就连输三场
——看来是翻译错误,应该是“我们不会再赢比赛了”


Let’s be honest,
NO ONE fuckING EXPECT 0-3 FPX TODAY
West collected more wins against East than previous 3 days
——West Week 2
——The new WW2
讲真
没有人会想着今天的FPX会0-3!
西方队伍今天在东方队伍取得胜利的次数比过去三天的都要多
——West Week 2(西方队伍的第二周)
——重新定义WW2(原多指World War 2,即第二次世界大战)


Never seen an entire team get a Dade award before.
——It's 2015 LGD
——I think it was given to GodV that year sadly.
从没见过哪支队伍是能以队伍的名义拿Dade大奖的
——2015年的LGD
——可惜的是,那年的Dade大奖只给了GodV一个人


The classic horrible macro bait
Surrender a free baron to confuse your enemy
这糟糕又经典的大龙勾引
放弃一条白送的大龙来让迷惑你的敌人


It starts with success.
And success, is all about growing.
——SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT
(这两句是2020世界赛八强FNC二比零领先的时候Sjokz激情演讲的开头)
——闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴……


This might just be the greatest Western comeback since the Renaissance
这可能是西方自文艺复兴以来最伟大的一次“复兴”了

C9 vs. DK



Now the real fun begins
好戏开场了

C9 didn't have anyone from the S3 team to remember to ban Kassadin at worlds.
——"Hey we can beat xPeke's Kassadin guys!" - C9 Hai, probably smoking crack
C9队里已经没有当年S3时的选手来提醒他们,要在世界赛上Ban卡萨丁了
——“嘿伙计们我觉得我们可以战胜xPeke的卡萨丁!”- C9 Hai,或许嗑药了
(S3八进四C9对阵FNC,放了两把卡萨丁给xPeke,然后GG)


Khan is the first player in history to make twice 6:0 in Worlds Groups!
But we all know what was the next …
Khan成为了史上第一位两次在小组赛取得全胜的选手!
但我们都知道之后发生的事情…


I will be so fucking sad if FPX somehow makes it to quarters after this.
如果FPX要是最后晋级的话,我会非常难过

Tiebreaker 1


How the fuck did the scriptwriter manage to end this day with an EU vs NA tiebreakers?
Also, is there even ONE percent of pickem left that predicted FPX as FOURTH out of this group?
Forget NA or EU toxicity, FPX is going to be utterly destroyed by the Chinese community.
——0-4 on the day. What a collapse.
——Literally repeated of C9 2015
——C9 went 3-0 first week, no?
——"We just saw NA lose 8 games in a row, will we C9?" - Krepo, before seeing NA go 0-10
这编剧是TM怎么想到让今天以一场EU对阵NA的加赛作为结尾的?
另外,预测FPX小组第四的人能有百分之一吗?
先不管欧洲和北美之间有啥了,FPX今天估计要被中国网友们喷成筛子
——一天内连输四场,这简直了
——几乎可以说2015年C9再世
——但C9第一周是三连胜吧?
——“现如今北美已经连输八场了,我们会看到第九场吗?”-当时的解说在北美连输十场的时候说道。(C9=c nine=see nine)


Nuguri went from World Champion to 4th place in groups.
——Also had to watch all his boys go 6-0
Nuguri,从世界冠军到小组第四
——还得看着他的前队友们六连胜


I wonder how many pickems just got fucked from FPX in 4th
现在FPX是第四名,想知道有多少人的预测挂了

genuinely absolutely legendary collapse out of FPX today
——Going from tournament favorites to going 0-4 against fucking EU and NA 3rd seed. This will go down in history as the most astounding implosion.
FPX今天简直是天霸横空烈轰般的堕落
——从夺冠热门到一天内四连败,面对的还是EU和NA的三号种子,这将作为最令人震惊的自爆而载入史册了


Fly phoenix fly
Back to China
凤一其随!
第一个回到中国
(原句为歌曲“phoenix”副歌第一句)


FPX, also known as Feeding Plus Extreme, is a LPL team best known for choking during week 2 of Worlds. They are currently the LPL world record holders for Airport Speedrun Any%
FPX,全称为Feeding Plus Extreme(送头无极限),是一支以在世界赛第二周抽风而闻名的队伍。他们是目前LPL队伍到机场的最快速度记录保持者。




FPX Doinb (Twisted Fate): 21:15 Reykjavik (KEF) to Beijing (PEK)
FPX Doinb(卡牌大师):21:15 雷克雅未克(KEF) 到 北京(PEK)
(此前doinb在游戏聊天里记敌方选手召唤师技能时间令网友印象深刻)


swimming back to China is an understatement
游回中国怕是有点力度不够吧

https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?&tid=28983841



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