(日更)看笑话,猜谜语,学英语 2020.3.12


After being away on business, Jack thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
出差在外,杰克觉得回家时候给老婆带件礼物会是个不错的选择。
"How about some perfume?" He asked the cosmetics clerk.
“这些香水怎么样?”他问化妆品柜的柜员。
She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Jack.
她给他看了一瓶50美金的。”这个有点多,“杰克说。
So she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Jack complained.
于是她回去拿了一瓶小的过来,30美金。”这还是有点多,“杰克抱怨道。
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
柜员有点开始烦了,拿出了一瓶特别小的,15美金。
"What I mean is," said Jack, "I'd like to see something really cheap."
”我的意思是,”杰克说,“我想看看钱特别少的。”
The clerk handed him a mirror.
柜员递给他一面镜子。

解释下,这个笑话的笑点在 cheap 这个英文单词。在英文中除了便宜,在口语中形容人时还有抠门,小气,不舍得花钱的意思。Not generous.
杰克一开始说了两次“有点多”,用的 a bit much \ quite a bit ,他以为店员是按照香水量而不是价格给他看货,所以他解释说,其实想看的是钱少的香水而不是量少的香水。他想要 really cheap 的香水,店员递给他镜子让他看自己,意思就是你看你自己就好了,因为你自己就是 really cheap ,非常小气。

今日谜语:
The one that makes it sells it.
The one that buys it never uses it.
The one that uses it never knows that he's using it.
What is it?
答案明日揭晓。