靡道人说英式英语，所以是靡绅士（《黑神话：悟空》配音）

小居士，你尖嘴缩腮，肌瘦面黄，一副痨病鬼模样，莫不是也中了虫毒？？

Sir , with your sunken cheeks and sallow complexion, your bear the appearance of a consumptive. Have you, too, fallen victim to insect venom?

这谷内生有一种异虫，名琴螂，生食其卵，可功力大增。只是那幼虫一旦孵化，便将五脏六腑啃食殆尽，空留一具不死的躯壳。

Within this valey, there breeds a peculiar insect named Qin Mantis. Consuming its eggs bestows great power. Yet once the larvae hatch, they devour one's organs and innards, leaving but an undying corpse behind.

我这些师兄弟，各个都不信邪，贪功冒进。如今，多半药石无医了。小居士，你若有心，便代我了结他们。同门一场，我下不了手。

My fellow disciples dismissed caution in their huger for power, readily ingesting those eggs. Now, it seems, all remedies are in vain. Please , sir, if you are willing, help me and end their suffering. With a common master, I can't bear to do it myself.

好好好，正是它！这般妖物诡状异形，我得带回观内好生琢磨一番，

YES, YES, THAT'S IT！I must bring it back my sect for careful study.

小居士，你与我相识一场，也是难得。不如再帮我一回？将猴头留下，我好与师傅交差。

Sir, I do treasure our brief acquaintance. Would you offer me assistance once more? Leave your head with me so I'd have something to take to my master.