PSG vs G2

24 games losing streak now, let's gooo
——6 games at MSI, some niche scenario where G2 is out without tiebreaker, and then 18 regular season games in summer split
I think you're onto something
24连败，冲啊！
——MSI连败6局，然后不存在加赛，之后就是LEC夏季赛常规赛18局全败
我觉得你说的有点道理

MSI Giveth, MSI Taketh
——first MSI cripples T1, then they cripple G2. RN3 better watch out
——What I’m hearing is EG will be the only team left unaffected and win MSI COPIUM
——What it broken can’t be crippled
MSI予之，MSI取之
——MSI首先毁了T1，然后搞坏了G2，RN3小心点为好
——什么，你的意思是说EG将会是最后一支没有被MSI影响的队伍然后会拿下冠军？
——本来就烂的队伍，不存在搞坏一说

Go 4-0 to give your fans false hope.
——it'll be a tiebreaker between G2 EG for 4th spot isn't it
先下四局以给粉丝虚假的希望
——看来第四名的争夺会在G2和EG之间产生，是吧

PLEASE STOP DRAFTING KALISTA I AM BEGGING
——Next game we will get viego tf ezreal :(
——what do you mean, I love it when my botlaner does 0 damage after 15 minutes
求求了，不要再选卡莉斯塔了
——下一把我们来选佛耶戈TF和伊泽瑞尔
——什么不选卡莉斯塔，我可是最喜欢15分钟后没有伤害的下路呢

Friendship ended with Mr. Buffalo. Now Mr. Mbappe is my best friend!
我和水牛先生的友谊结束了，现在姆巴佩先生才是我最好的朋友！

G2 going for the hero to zero speedrun?
G2用超音速从有到无？

That lee sin kick from Juhan at the soul fight was so clutch damn
——Tian flashbacks monkaW
龙魂团战时Juhan李青的一脚太关键啦
——有种当年Tian的感觉了

This is very reminiscent of a well known NA strategy of do nothing and lose.
——Damn can't believe even EU steals our strats??
G2此次采用的策略和NA常用的“啥都不敢然后慢性死亡”还挺像的
——淦，这群欧洲佬居然还偷我们的战术？

T1 vs EG

WTF ARE YOU DOING NA. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN BARON FIGHTS LMAO
——DUDE EG WINS EVERY BARON FIGHT I SWEAR
北美，你在干什么？你不应该赢下那场大龙团战的233
——我发誓EG赢下了每一场大龙团战

Back-to-back Baron throw, that's a new one. Impact showing how to build GP
——I'm still convinced Zeus's GP builds almost lost them the games yesterday. There were so many barrels that tickled them when they could've one shot them and ended the game so much quicker.
连着在大龙处送，这还挺新鲜的。Impact也教育了大家普朗克到底该怎么出装
——我还是认为昨天Zeus的普朗克那样子出装差点就害死队伍。一大堆炸药桶本应该能一击必杀让比赛更快结束的，结果却只是在给人刮痧

Is this the kalista bait? I have no idea why they'd do this TWICE, in the Open, with EG fully alive, and still decide to not turn but just group around the baron like that, holy moly.
——Kalista : only a 10cs lead, Babysat bot, given full tower, does absolutely nothing. Classic.
队伍里有卡莉斯塔是什么诱饵吗？我不明白为什么他们能光明正大地在EG全员都活着的情况下连打两次大龙，上帝啊
——卡莉斯塔：在自家这么照顾然后拿了一整座塔经济的情况下，领先十刀，碌碌无为，典中典了

Kalista's usefulness goes down the cliff after mid game starts.
——So does T1's general macro decisions.
——Amazing synergy.
卡莉斯塔的作用在15分钟后急转直下
——和T1的决策一样
——天造地设，我先嗑了

10-0
9-1
8-2
7-3 <- 你现在在这里
6-4
5-5
4-6

Teamfight comps always win. But lets just draft something else instead.
——Yeah can’t wait to see G2 draft Kalista Poppy again pog
团战阵容就是很好赢，但没关系我们来选别的英雄吧
——没错，等下G2就再选个卡莉斯塔和波比了

Guys guys... hear me out. Could it be that these heavy teamfight comps are actually the key to the current msi meta? no way right?? Maybe someone should tell SKT to not hug baron against these comps and G2 to overthink their draft.
——Viego Kalista TF comp you say?
伙计们，听我说，有没有一种可能，团战阵容才是这次MSI的版本答案？不可能吧？有没有人去和T1说别随便打大龙，然后去和G2说，再好好选阵容
——听不清，你说选佛耶戈卡莉斯塔和卡牌是吧？

Put Keria on ADC and Guma on Soraka.
——Still probably too hard for him. Put him on Yuumi.
让Keria去玩ADC吧，Guma可以玩索拉卡
——对他来说还是有点难度的，不如玩悠米

SGB vs RNG

Holy shit the pool 1 debuff nearly got RNG as well
——RNG at the end there remembered that they are one of the best teams in the world.
Now let's see if G2 and T1 manage to remember as well.
我的天一号队伍池的诅咒差点就降临到RNG身上了
——RNG在比赛的最后回想起了他们是世界上最强的队伍之一，现在让我们来看一下G2和T1会不会意识到这一点。

That over chase fight at top inhibitor costed them the game wtf
上路水晶那波追得太过深入导致直接送掉比赛，淦

Close game but the day continues without any upsets.
势均力敌的教练，但就和之前的结果一样，今天的比赛还是没爆出任何冷门

Playing 9 games against TES during playoffs really paying off for RNG
看来在季后赛阶段和TES打了九局真的是让RNG受益匪浅啊

The crowd fall silent.
——RNG just enforcing library rules to be quite while there /s
——the way the cheer just abruptly stop when rng turns things around is quite interesting
——Like instantly stopped
这里的观众静悄悄
——RNG正在努力维持图书馆的秩序
——从全场欢呼然后RNG逆转之后秒切到静音模式，看着还挺有意思的
——真的，一秒就安静下来

G2 vs T1

t1 inting baron every game for this moment
——Everyone was thinking it lmao.
——They really thought T1 was leashing a free baron for them. Walked in with no vision or spells to check.
——I was amazed at how confidently G2 moved towards Baron there
T1在大龙处送了那么多波，为的就是这一刻
——我觉得每个人都是这么想的
——他们可能真的以为T1要给他们免费送上大龙了，所以毫无顾忌地直接走到没有视野的地方
——我还真就被他们的蜜汁自信给惊到了

Well, we'll always have those two delusionally happy days where we thought we'd win it all...
——little did we know the 2 in G2 would mean the number of days they were good
——In 2019 they chose semis and finals as their 2 good days, in 2022 they chose the first 2 days of groups.
行吧，至少我们还是有两天充满幻想的以为自己是冠军的快乐时光
——看来我们以前都不知道，G2的“2”是指他们表现得好的天数
——2019年的MSI他们选择了在半决赛和决赛的两天，然后今年他们选择了循环赛的前两天

caps and targamas playing the most mobile champs for their roles only to tank every ability ever.
——Caps missind R-E on a rooted target (or not hitting Es at all) and W-ing straightforward into Faker's Everfrost several times was so frustrating I swear
Caps和Targamas拿了这个游戏里最灵动的两个英雄，为的就是准确地吃到对面所有的技能
——Caps在面对一个被定身的人时空了链子(或者说他这整把链子就没中过)，然后一个W上去用脸接Faker的永霜，看了真叫人失望

Claps left, his cousin Craps is back in
Claps走了，他的表兄弟Craps闪亮登场

I am so glad at what the meta is shaking up to be. Guma lost to a Jinx and said "oh what? I don't have to play Kalista, I can play comfort and fight all game? Thank GOD"
——It'd be funny if we just went back to spring adc meta for MSI playoffs. Full circle.
现在的版本让我感觉挺开心的。Guma在被金克丝击败之后意识到了“啥？我不需要玩卡莉斯塔？我可以拿自己的擅长英雄然后赢下比赛？谢天谢地”
——如果最后面发现MSI上的ADC版本答案其实和赛季初时一样就好笑了，一种循环

T1 can't throw if they don't start baron
不开大龙，就不会大龙毁一生

This fall off is insane from G2. Do they hate Flakked with these ADC picks?
——If flakked didn't want these picks they would not play them
——Ah, self loathing then.
G2的沦陷也太快了。他们是很厌恶Flakked吗都给他选的什么玩意儿
——如果Flakked自己不愿意玩的话，他们是不会给他选的
——所以是自我厌恶

Has G2 èven gotten mid tier 1 turret in the past 4 games?
——I don't even remember the last time they won a team fight
G2这四局有拿到过中路一塔吗？
——我甚至不记得他们上一次赢下一场团战是什么时候的事

1-0
2-0
3-0
4-0
4-1
4-2
4-3
4-4 <- 你现在在这里
4-5
4-6

SGB vs PSG

thank mr buffalo
——thank mr buffalo
(此处几十条重复跟贴)

Ahri's Froggy is disgusting. They may be out, but SGB played like a top team today.
G2 literally shaking at the thought of playing a rematch vs this.
——"Ahri’s Froggy” Well you’re not wrong I guess
阿狸的Froggy强到变态。他们可能已经无缘四强，但SGB今天打得就像一支强队一样
现在的G2想到明天如果要打这种状态的SGB怕不是要抖三抖

Actually such a shame. Their playstyle is noticeably different with some of the best engages this tournament. Froggy suddenly grew giant balls. Sad they made it work too late.
其实挺遗憾的，他们这几次开团都非常漂亮，打法明显不同了。Froggy突然变得敢打敢拼。只可惜他们领悟得太晚了

is G2 the worst team in rumble stage for the past 2 days?
在过去的两天里，G2是不是对抗赛阶段最差的队伍？

G2 lost to this? G2 about to play this?
G2输给了这种队伍？G2马上要打这种队伍？

RNG vs EG

If you still give Gala his Kaisa pick you deserve to get obliterated
——Gala is just levels above all the other ADC's this tournament.
No idea why Kai Sa isn't a permaban vs him.
——because his xayah is just as good, and his ezreal and kalista arent bad either
——His aphelios is also fucking insane. No exaggeration that pick carried RNG through LPL playoffs
如果你还敢放卡莎给Gala的话，活该被碾压
——Gala这次真是壁了其他所有ADC，至今都不明白为什么他的卡莎还能被放出来
——因为他的霞也打得很好，伊泽瑞尔和卡莉斯塔也都不错
——他的厄斐琉斯也很强，不夸张的说LPL季后赛时厄斐琉斯真的是扛着RNG在走

gala's kaisa "engage" to bait out Danny ulti and cancel Naut r was so fkin smart. Actual monster.
——It went from "you donkey" to "you fucking god" in literal seconds.
——And he planned all this in split seconds… I don’t think any of the eg members expecting this
Gala卡莎的那次“开团”骗到了Danny的大招，也废了泰坦的大招，太聪明了，简直和怪物一样
——一开始我以为是“怎么这么莽”，然后转瞬间就是“这也太牛了”
——真的是在电光火石之间做出的决定，我觉得EG没有任何人能料到

imagine letting rng pick champions gg lost in draft
——Game was over when EG stepped foot into the Busan Public Library
是怎么敢让RNG选英雄的，输在这上面了
——EG在踏入釜山公共图书馆的那一刻就已成败局

correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s a fan holding RNG signs after the game? That just made my day
——Surprised they haven't been thrown out of the stadium yet
如果看错了的话请纠正我，但我是不是看见有粉丝在赛后举着RNG的牌子？真的让我心情舒畅
——非常惊讶那些牌子居然没有被扔出场馆

Whatever, today's still one of the best days in NA history.
不管怎么说，今天在NA历史上还是最值得纪念的一天之一

(注：如果没看过《星球大战》的话，可忽略以下内容)
In the late evening after their matches, EG's head coach Peter Dun invited young Danny to sit with him in one of the side seats at the Busan library.
He tilts his head towards Danny and says with a deep, raspy voice, "Danny, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plecueis the Wise?"
Danny lifts his head, "No sir" as he beckons his coach to tell him more.
Peter Dun strokes his chin and nods as he slowly says, "I thought not. It's not a story an NA coach would tell you. You see, it's an LEC legend."
"Darth Plecueis... was the leader of an org so powerful and wise, that he could use his powers to influence the meta", as Danny's eyes widened.
Peter Dun continued, "He had such a knowledge of the game that he could even keep his team...from losing"
Danny gasped in disbelief, "He could actually... keep his team perpetually winning??"
Peter Dun smirked, "The LEC is a pathway to many abilities...some consider to be unnatural". Peter's eyes lit up in a gaze as he looked like he was remembering something. His face suddenly twisted, he looked mad, like a lion.
Peter snapped back to reality, back to the library, as Danny had to stabilise himself in the chair, his jaw was fully dropped. He questioned, "But wh.. what happened to him?"
Peter continued, "He became so powerful; his team won 24 games in a row, that the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep."
"It's ironic. He showed the teams that the meta was to draft teamfighting comps, but couldn't stop the other teams from out-teamfighting his team".
Danny was fully drawn in, "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Peter grins back at Danny and assuredly states "Not from an NA coach".
比赛结束后的深夜，EG的主教练Peter Dun邀请年轻的Danny和他一起在釜山图书馆坐下。
他把头转向丹尼，用低沉而沙哑的声音说：“Danny，你听说过智者达斯·普雷格斯的悲剧吗？”
Danny抬起头回答道，“没有听说过，先生。”并希望他的教练告诉他详情。
Peter Dun摸着下巴点点头，慢慢地说：“这确实不是北美教练会告诉你的故事。你看，这是LEC的一个传说。”
“达斯·普雷格斯……是一个组织的领导者，这个组织如此强大且充满智慧，以至于他可以利用他的力量来影响版本。”说着，Danny听得睁大了眼睛。
Peter Dun继续说道，“他对游戏的了解如此之深，甚至可以让他的战队……不输掉任何一场比赛。”
Danny难以置信地倒抽一口凉气，“他居然可以……让他的队伍永远获胜？？”
Peter Dun淡淡地笑道，“LEC 是获得许多能力的途径……有些人认为这是不自然的。”Peter Dun眼前一亮，像是想起了什么似的。他的表情顿时扭曲了起来，满脸疯狂，如同一头狮子一样。
Peter猛地回到现实中，回过神来。Danny也尽量稳住自己的坐姿，他非常惊讶，问道：“但……然后他怎么了？”
Pete继续说，“他变得如此强大，他的战队连续赢了24场比赛，他唯一害怕的就是……失去自己的力量。当然，最终他做到了。不幸的是，他把所知的一切都教给了他的徒弟，然后他的徒弟趁着他在睡梦中痛下杀手。”
“这太讽刺了，他向战队们展示了这个版本是该选择团战阵容的，却无法阻止其他队伍在团战中战胜他自己的队伍”。
Danny全神贯注地说，“有没有可能学会这种力量？”
Peter Dun对丹尼咧嘴一笑，肯定地说，“反正不会在一位北美教练的身上学得到。”

注：此处改编的是星战里达斯·普雷格斯(Darth Plagueis)的故事，作者将名字改编为带有“LEC”三个字母的“Darth Plecueis”
Peter Dun在介绍“Darth Plecueis”的几段出自《星球大战3：西斯的复仇》中帕尔帕廷对达斯·普雷格斯的描述
而“满脸疯狂，如同一头狮子一样”，因为Peter Dun在曾执教LEC的MAD Lions

https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?&tid=32022047