【VA-11 Hall-A】赛博朋克酒保行动剧情文本——第十八天（1）
整合自游戏文件夹steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括全剧情中英文文本——各种不同酒触发的不同对话选项与剧情分支走向，以及Jill在家里的每日手机资讯。会有部分对话删减，重点提名某小可爱和某主播。
萌新可从零开始，若是对幕后趣闻＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感兴趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。
因为四万字限制就拆两个部分了。
Jill在家————
The Augmented Eye————
Kira Miki Blog————
Jill：晚上好。
Jill: G'evening.
Gillian：哼……哼嗯嗯嗯……
Gillian: Hm... hmhmhm...
Jill：Gil……你在哼的是“Shine Spark”？
Jill: Gil... are you humming Shine Spark?
Gillian：啊！嗨，Jill。
Gillian: Ah! Hey, Jill.
Jill：你还好吗？你是不是恋爱了？
Jill: Are you okay? Are you in love maybe?
Gillian：嗯？没有没有，我挺好的。
Gillian: Hm? Nothing of the sort. I'm fine.
Jill：好吧……
Jill: Right...
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：不，说真的，你跟谁上床了？
Jill: No, seriously. Did you fu【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 k?
Jill： 男人只有刚从床上下来才会高兴成这样。
Jill: Men only get so happy after they've fu【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ked.
Gillian：我没有……
Gillian: That's not...
Jill：哦天哪，你绝对上床了。
Jill: Oh my god, you totally fuc【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ed.
Jill：是Alma吗？你跟她玩“天堂七分钟”去了？
Jill: Was it Alma? Did you have seven minutes in heaven with her?
Gillian：不，我没有……
Gillian: No, I didn't...
Jill：无论如何都恭喜你了！上次你这么高兴还是……呃……好像就没有过。
Jill: In any case, congratulations! I haven't seen you this happy since... well... never.
【第四天灌醉chan后的剧情，她会提前出现】
Streaming-chan：今天的大越轨行动将会重返一个熟悉的老地方……
Streaming-chan: Today's escapades will bring us to a familiar place and...
Jill：该死。
Jill: shit.
Jill：Gil， 我出去了，我得……
Jill: Gil, I'm out, I'm gonna...
Streaming-chan：别想跑，平胸调酒师小姐！你是不是真叫这个啊。
Streaming-chan: Not so fast, Flat Bartender! If that's even your real name.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Streaming-chan：上次我昏过去的时候，在线观众数量出现了奇怪的高峰。
Streaming-chan: Last time, my viewership had a weird peak while I was passed out.
Streaming-chan：所以我这次就来找是什么让人们这么感兴趣啦！
Streaming-chan: So I'm here to find out what made people so interested!
Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
Gillian：……诶？
Gillian: ...eh?
Streaming-chan：嗯……
Streaming-chan: Hmhm...
Gillian：我脸上有什么东西吗？
Gillian: Do I have something in my face?
Streaming-chan：这哥们绝对刚跟谁上过床。
Streaming-chan: This guy totally fuc 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 d.
Streaming-chan：绝对没错，看他流露的这种眼神。
Streaming-chan: No doubt about it. That gleam in his eyes is unmistakable.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Jill：*叹气* 算了，收敛些就好。
Jill: *sigh* Whatever. Just keep it down.
Dana：啊Jill，你在这……
Dana: Ah Jill, you're he-...
Dana：这不是两周前那个喝得烂醉的女孩吗？
Dana: Isn't that the passed out girl from two weeks ago?
Streaming-chan：就当我不存在！
Streaming-chan: I'm not here!
Dana：哦，抱歉。
Dana: Oh, sorry.
【第四天没有灌醉ｃｈａｎ后的剧情】
Dana：你好啊， Jill。
Dana: Hello, Jill.
Dana：这个给你， Gil。
Dana: This is for you, Gil.
Gillian：这个是……？
Gillian: And this is...?
Dana：“Sunshine Stone”的拷贝。你最近不停地哼这破歌，所以干脆给你搞一张。
Dana: A copy of Sunshine Stone. You've been humming that shit non-stop, so here you go.
Gillian：嗯……好吧，谢谢。
Gillian: Um... Thanks, I guess.
Dana：这也算是贺礼。
Dana: It's also a congratulatory gift.
Gillian：贺礼？
Gillian: For what?
Dana：别装蒜，你肯定刚爽过。
Dana: Don't play dumb. You totally just got some.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Dana：是那个巨 Ｒ黑客吧？你一直偷偷盯着她。
Dana: It was Titty Hacker, right? You always had your eyes on her.
Jill：我给她发信息了。如果是她跟他搞了的话会承认的。
Jill: I sent her a message. She'll confirm if she did the dirty with him or not.
Dana：记得告诉我。
Dana: Let me know.
Jill：没问题。
Jill: Right.
Gillian：*叹气*
Gillian: *sigh*
Dana：那我回办公室了。
Dana: I'll be back in my office, then.
Jill：无论如何……
Jill: Anyway...
Jill：调制饮料，改变人生。
Jill: Time to mix drinks and change lives.
betty：……
betty: ...
Deal：……
Deal: ...
Jill：唔……
Jill: Um...
Jill：一位如此兴奋一位如此消沉，发生了什么？
Jill: You are too happy and you are too mopey. What happened?
betty：我是对的。
betty: I was right.
Jill：诶？
Jill: Eh?
betty：那个Laura妹子爱他爱得五体投地！我猜得太对了！
betty: That Laura girl was head over heels for him! I was right on the money!
Deal：……
Deal: ...
【ｃｈａｎ提前出现后的剧情】
Deal：唔……那位姑娘……
Deal: Um, say... that girl...
Streaming-chan：就当我不存在！
Streaming-chan: I'm not here!
Deal：抱歉！
Deal: Sorry!
betty：这不是上次那个喝得烂醉的女孩吗？
betty: Isn't she the one that passed out last time?
betty：不管她……
betty: Anyways...
betty：料事如神的betty应该喝上一杯啤酒（Beer）！
betty: betty was right and that deserves a Beer!
Jill：你呢？
Jill: And you?
Deal：我就算了。
Deal: I'm fine.
【大杯啤酒】
Jill：敬你这杯。
Jill: For the occasion.
betty：好的！
betty: Alright!
【普通啤酒】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：喔喔！！
betty: WOO!!
【失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：你毁不掉我的好心情，Jill！
betty: You're not killing my mood, Jill!
Jill：所以说那姑娘真的迷上他了？
Jill: So the girl was actually infatuated with him?
betty：你真该看看她声嘶力竭向他告白的样子。
betty: You should've seen her, screaming from the top of her lungs that she liked him.
betty：而他就站在那儿，一动不动不知道想些什么。
betty: And him just standing there thinking.
Deal：...
Deal：……
betty：就是这样！
betty: Just like that!
betty：现在想想，这场面对我来说有点太俗套了。 *冷颤*
betty: In retrospect, it was a tad too cliched for my taste. *BRRRRRRR*
betty：不过，我就知道她喜欢他。
betty: Still, I KNEW she liked him.
betty：我是对的！我是对的！
betty: I was right! I was right!
Jill：他看上去可不太高兴。
Jill: He doesn't seem particularly happy.
betty：他从来都不高兴。
betty: He never is.
betty：……不像你那位同事。天哪，他刚跟谁上床了？
betty: ...unlike your co-worker. Holy shit, did he fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 k?
Jill：你表现得太明显了，Gil。
Jill: You're making it too obvious, Gil.
Gillian：怎么会？！
Gillian: HOW?!
betty：这幅喜气洋洋的表情准没错。 一看就是那种刚刚得逞，好好享受了一番的男人的表情。
betty: That beaming face is unmistakable. The face of a guy that got some and enjoyed every moment.
Jill：还是回到主题……我说过，他看上去……陷入了沉思。
Jill: Back to Deal, though. Like I said, he seems... lost in thought.
betty：这样的胜利少之又少而难得一见，就让我好好沉浸在这喜悦中吧。
betty: Victories like these are few and far between. Let me enjoy myself.
Deal：*叹气* 我能来杯不带酒精的吗？
Deal: *sigh* Can I get something non-alcoholic here?
betty：这可没法让你缓解愁绪，你个废铁。
betty: That's not how you drown your sorrows, piece o' scrap.
betty：我来一杯Bloom Light。
betty: I'll have a Bloom Light.
Jill：好的。
Jill: Okay.
【Bloom Light和无酒精饮品】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Deal：多谢。
Deal: Thanks.
betty：谢了。
betty: Same.
【只上对了无酒精饮品】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：你这家伙今天可走运。
betty: Man, aren't you the lucky bastard today.
Deal：……
Deal: ...
【只上对了Bloom Light】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：喔喔喔！我又赢了！
betty: WOOO! I win again!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Deal：……
Deal: ...
【两杯都失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：你没法扫掉我的兴头！
betty: You're not gonna get me down!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Deal：随你怎么庆祝，我感觉糟透了。
Deal: Celebrate all you want, but I'm freaking out here.
Deal：我完全不懂感情！我完全不知道该如何是好！
Deal: I know nothing about relationships! I have no idea what to do!
betty：呃，对于新手来说……
betty: Well, for starters...
Deal：你怎么看，Jill？
Deal: What do you think, Jill?
Jill：我？
Jill: Me?
betty：她？
betty: Her?
Deal：betty，我见识过你谈的很多段感情了，记得吗？
Deal: betty, I've seen a few of your relationships. Remember?
Deal：除了Veronica，还有Angela，Pamela，Sandra，Rita，Monica，Erica，Tina，Mary和Jessica。
Deal: Aside from Veronica, there's Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Tina, Mary, and Jessica.
Deal：或者我该说……
Deal: Or should I say...
Deal：“不跟我分享床单”，“鼾声大的像头猪” ，“胆小鬼”，“香波浪费精” “巧克力瘾君子”……
Deal: "Didn't share the bed sheets," "Snores like a pig," "Cold feet," "Shampoo waster," "Chocolate addict"...
Deal：“宗教狂”、“选错了本命橄榄球队”、“禁酒狂”和“张着大嘴嚼东西”。
Deal: "Too religious," "Fan of the wrong rugby team," "Teetotaler," and "Chews with the mouth open"?
betty：……
betty: ...
betty：你怎么看，Jill？
betty: What do you think, Jill?
Jill：这么短时间内谈这么多次恋爱，你一定算是个芳心粉碎机。
Jill: That you must be quite the heartbreaker to have so many relationships in a short period of time.
betty：我是在说这块废铁的事。
betty: I mean about piece o' scrap's situation.
betty：……还有，谢谢你啊。
betty: ...and thank you.
Jill：我恐怕不适合谈这种话题……呃，Gil？
Jill: I'm not the right person for this, um... Gil?
Gillian：哼哼哼……哼嗯嗯嗯……
Gillian: Hmhmhm... hmhmhmhm...
Jill：卧槽这家伙还在云霄间快活呢。
Jill: He's still on fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 king Cloud Nine.
Jill：（亦或者这家伙正在云霄间快活地Ｃ着呢？）
Jill: (Or is it F 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 cking in Cloud Nine?)
【ｃｈａｎ依然在偷偷摸摸】
Jill：要不要……
Jill: What about...
Streaming-chan：偷偷摸摸偷偷摸摸……
Streaming-chan: Sneaky, sneaky...
Jill：（该死的，她藏得还真挺好）
Jill: (I'll be damned, she actually hides pretty well.)
Jill：*叹气*
Jill: *sigh*
Jill：首先，你觉得她怎么样？
Jill: For starters, how do you feel about her?
Deal：我……我不知道。我不大了解她。
Deal: I... don't know. I don't know her that well.
Jill：你可以这样起步。
Jill: You could start there.
Jill：约她出去几次，多了解了解她，也许她会改主意，也许你会改变你的……
Jill: Ask her out sometime, get to know her, maybe she'll change her mind, maybe you'll change yours...
Jill：反正这样你也不会有什么损失……
Jill: In the end you lose nothing by...
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Deal：怎么了？
Deal: What?
Jill：我忽然想到我是在为Lilim提关于“爱”的建议。
Jill: I'm just realizing I'm giving "Love" advice to a Lilim.
Jill：所以，我不知道这是否适用于你。
Jill: So I don't know how well it applies to you.
betty：啊，反正这些家伙现在除了器官之外都跟人一样了。
betty: Eh, these things are humans in all but organs nowadays anyways.
Jill：就算的确如此，那姑娘会对他产生感觉本身也很有趣。
Jill: Even if that's the case, it's interesting that she felt that way towards him.
betty：为什么不呢？要我说的话，这是个好家伙。
betty: Why wouldn't she? This fella is a good catch, if I do say so myself.
betty：而正如我所言：除了器官之外都跟人类一样。
betty: And like I said: Humans in all but organs.
betty：你肯定见过那种让你时常忘记他们不是人类的Lilim。
betty: You've surely encountered Lilim that you sometimes forget are not humans.
Jill：唔……
Jill: Well...
betty：我们生活在奇异的时代，但是，嘿，这只会让事情更有趣啊。
betty: We live in weird times but hey, that only makes them more interesting.
betty：不过去其他城市时，发现Lilim还没有这么好地融入社会，反而会给我一种奇怪的感觉。
betty: It's odd going to other cities and not seeing the same integration of Lilim though.
Jill：嗯，Glitch City差不多算是个社会实验的大熔炉，Lilim的融合也包含其中，所以……
Jill: Well, Glitch City is pretty much the cradle of social experiments involving Lilim integration, so...
Jill：*清嗓子* 无—无论如何。
Jill: *ahem* A-Anyway.
Jill：尝试去了解她，你会明白自己的感觉的。
Jill: Just try to get to know her. You'll find out how you feel afterwards.
Deal：好的，我想我会试试的。
Deal: Yeah, I think I'll try that.
Jill：（我这可真是毫无新意的建议。）
Jill: (It's quite the uninspired advice if you ask me.)
Jill：还需要什么吗？
Jill: Anything else?
betty：让我们用一杯男钢琴师（Piano Man）和一杯女钢琴师（Piano Woman）来庆祝一下吧！
betty: Let's commemorate the occasion with a Piano Man and a Piano Woman!
【一杯男钢琴师和一杯女钢琴师】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：现在我们遇到了困局。
betty: And now we reach a stalemate.
betty：我通常会选择男钢琴师，但我觉得此时此刻选择女性更有象征意义。
betty: I'd normally take the Piano Man, but I feel there's a symbolic value in taking the woman.
betty：唔……
betty: Hm...
Deal：那为什么还要那么点单呢？
Deal: Why order like that then?
【只上对了一杯男钢琴师】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：那好吧，男的归你。
betty: Okay then. You take the man.
Deal：我不要。
Deal: I don't want to.
betty：可我也不想……啊，去他的象征意义，给我。
betty: Well neith-.. ah, fuc 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 symbolism, gimme that.
【只上对了一杯女钢琴师】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：好吧，女的归你。
betty: Alright then. You take the woman.
Deal：……
Deal: ...
【两杯女钢琴师】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：……
betty: ...
Deal：我以为你会抖句机灵。
Deal: I expected a witty comment.
betty：这种酒也许是唯一一种我讨厌的女人。
betty: This drink might be the only kind of woman I don't like.
【两杯都失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
betty：错错错了。
betty: Aaaand wrong.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
【Ｂｅｔｔｙ的第一份点单上大杯啤酒或者 上普通杯啤酒后第二份点单正确后的对话，Ｂｅｔｔｙ喝醉】
betty：……
betty: ...
betty：*抽泣*
betty: *sniff*
Jill：……？
Jill: ...?
betty：我讨厌Laura。
betty: I hate Laura.
Deal：你什么？
Deal: You what?
betty：她要从我身边把你抢走！
betty: She's gonna take you away from me!
betty：你是属于我的废铁，不是她的！你是我的！我我我我的！
betty: You're my piece o' scrap, not hers! You're mine! Miiiiine!
Deal：betty……你并不拥有我。
Deal: betty... You don't own me.
Deal：不过，我的确不能，在此生中，留下你孤单一人。
Deal: Besides, I can't, for the life of me, leave you alone.
Deal：我有种只要让你离开视线，你就会……垮掉的感觉。
Deal: I feel like the moment I let you out of my sight, you'll just... crash.
betty：嘿嘿嘿……
betty: Heheh...
Deal：这一点也不好笑。你需要一个人来确保你不会去伤害别人。
Deal: That's not a laughing matter. You need someone making sure you aren't kicking people.
Deal：这一点也不正常，你知道吗？
Deal: That's not normal, you know?
Deal：而且，我和她还没有什么感情。
Deal: Besides, it's not like I have something with her yet.
betty：你是对的。
betty: You're right.
betty：所以你不会离开我？
betty: So you won't leave me?
Deal：*叹气* 如果把你一个人抛下自生自灭的话，我会担心死的，真的。
Deal: *sigh* I'd worry myself sick if I left you to your own devices, honestly.
Deal：我们该走了。
Deal: We should leave now.
Jill：哦对了！
Jill: Oh yeah!
Jill：我们正打算在这周日举办一个小小的新年派对。我不知道你们是不是愿意来？
Jill: We're holding a small New Year's party tomorrow. I don't know if you wanna come.
betty：我们会来的！
betty: We'll come!
Deal：你确定？
Deal: Are you sure?
betty：我们一定会。
betty: We WILL.
Deal：好的，我们一定会来，Jill。
Deal: Fine. We'll be here, Jill.
Deal：那就到时候见了。
Deal: Anyway, see ya then.
betty：拜拜Bill。
betty: Bye Bill.
Jill：请务必再次光临。
Jill: Please, come again.
【Ｂｅｔｔｙ的第一份点单失误后的对话】
betty：唔，我们现在该走了。
betty: Well, we better leave for now.
Jill：哦对了！
Jill: Oh yeah!
betty：嗯？
betty: Hm?
Jill：我们正打算在这周日举办一个小小的新年派对。你们想来吗？
Jill: We'll be holding a small New Year's party tomorrow. You guys wanna come?
betty：当然。
betty: Sure.
Deal：算我一个。
Deal: I'm in.
Jill：好极了。
Jill: Cool.
betty：再见啦，拜拜！
betty: See ya then. Bye!
Deal：晚安，Jill。
Deal: Good night, Jill.
Jill：请务必再次光临。
Jill: Please, come again.
【ｃｈａｎ在酒吧的对话】
Streaming-chan：派对？我也想来！
Streaming-chan: Party? I'd love to go!
Streaming-chan：但我已经跟大家说了，这周末我会通过自己的派对开始新的一年，所以……
Streaming-chan: But I told everyone that tomorrow, I'd end the year with a party myself, so...
Streaming-chan：对不起。
Streaming-chan: Sorry.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：（我完全忘记还有她在了。）
Jill: (I totally forgot she was already here.)
Jill：（嘿，她不来可真走运。）
Jill: (Man, that was such bliss.)
Streaming-chan：不过，我能明白为什么访问量飙升了。这里发生的事情的确很有趣。
Streaming-chan: Still, I can see how traffic spiked. Things can get fun here.
Streaming-chan：接下来，就像上次一样，我需要向观众们展示一些好玩的，给我杯难喝的东西。
Streaming-chan: And just like the last time, I need to show my viewers something fun. Gimme something nasty.
【第四天没有灌醉ｃｈａｎ后的剧情，现在才来】
Streaming-chan：你们还记得这家酒吧，对吧？唔……
Streaming-chan: You guys remember this bar, right? Well...
Jill：该死……
Jill: shit...
Jill：Gil，我先出去了，我要……
Jill: Gil, I'm out, I'll-...
Streaming-chan：再·等·等！Lana Smithee小姐，如果你真叫这个的话。
Streaming-chan: Not. So. Fast! Ms. Lana Smithee, if that's your real name.
Jill：（我操……）
Jill: (F 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ck...)
Streaming-chan：我去Augmented Eye找过你，猜我发现了什么？
Streaming-chan: I went to the Augmented Eye, looking for you, and what do I find out?
Streaming-chan：Lana Smithee不是一个人！
Streaming-chan: Lana Smithee is not a person!
Streaming-chan：这只是一个每个人想写点废话的时候就署上的公用笔名！
Streaming-chan: It's just the collective nickname everyone uses when writing crap!
Streaming-chan：为什么跟我扯这种谎？
Streaming-chan: Why lie to me like that?
Jill：我……
Jill: I...
Streaming-chan：好吧，无所谓了。
Streaming-chan: Well, no matter.
Streaming-chan：长夜漫漫，不妨跟上次一样给我点难喝的东西，好吧？
Streaming-chan: Night's young. Give me something nasty like last time, will you?
【宣传饮品或男性化饮品】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Streaming-chan：这就是……！
Streaming-chan: This is the...!
Streaming-chan：*咳嗽*
Streaming-chan: *cough*
Streaming-chan：等等……
Streaming-chan: Hold on...
Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
Streaming-chan：好吧，确实很难喝。
Streaming-chan: It was nasty, alright.
【其他酒，失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Streaming-chan：……这不是我想要的。
Streaming-chan: ...this is not what I wanted.
Streaming-chan：*抿一口*
Streaming-chan: *sip*
Streaming-chan：……你根本没用心吧，调酒师？
Streaming-chan: ...are you even trying, bartender?
Streaming-chan：*抿一口*
Streaming-chan: *sip*
Jill：不要边喝边说话。
Jill: Sip or talk. Not both.
Streaming-chan：现在是时候由我来扮好人给你点好东西了！
Streaming-chan: And now, it's time for me to be a nice person and give you something nice!
Jill：诶？
Jill: Eh?
Streaming-chan：这已经是我第二次光顾了，自然也该给你一份属于我的主题曲！
Streaming-chan: It's the second time I'm here, so it's only natural you get your own copy of my theme song!
Jill：不必了，多谢。
Jill: No, thank you.
Streaming-chan：别害羞，尽管拿去吧！
Streaming-chan: Don't be shy, let me give you one!
Jill：不，多谢了，真的不用。
Jill: I mean it. No, thank you.
Streaming-chan：哈，太晚啦。它已经在你的播放器里了！
Streaming-chan: Well, too late. It's already in your player!
Jill：这不可……妈的看在老天爷的份上，你是怎么做到的？
Jill: That can't-... How in the everliving fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 k did you do it?
Streaming-chan：这就是魔法！
Streaming-chan: Magic!
Jill：这是胡扯。
Jill: That's bullshit.
Streaming-chan：视频剪辑魔法！
Streaming-chan: Video Editing Magic!
Jill：你难不成侵入了音乐播放器？
Jill: Did you just hack into the music player?
Streaming-chan：别管这事了，好么？
Streaming-chan: Let's move on, shall we?
Jill：……*叹气*
Jill: ...*sigh*
Jill：好吧，随你便。
Jill: Yeah, whatever.
Streaming-chan：嘿，这儿不是有狗吗？
Streaming-chan: Hey, weren't there dogs?
Streaming-chan：上次你把这地方形容的像个……滑稽安全屋之类的地方，但我什么新玩意也没瞧见。
Streaming-chan: Last time you talked about this place like it was this... zany haven of sorts, but I see the same shit.
Streaming-chan：说真的，就没什么装饰之类的东西么？
Streaming-chan: Seriously. No decorations or anything of the like?
Jill：（问得好……那些狗去哪了？）
Jill: (Good question... where are the dogs?)
Jill：（可能是我压根没注意到他们，也可能是他们没来。）
Jill: (I either haven't paid enough attention to their arrival or they haven't come.)
Streaming-chan：偶像、报社主编、讲人话的狗纷至沓来。然而这依旧是跟上回一模一样的小酒吧。
Streaming-chan: Idols, newspaper managers, talking dogs. And yet this is the same old bar like last time.
Streaming-chan：我可以以虚假广告罪起诉你，你知道吧？
Streaming-chan: I might sue you for fake advertising, you know?
Jill：（现在一想，或许Boss给那个CIRA捐了不少钱。）
Jill: (Now that I think about it. Maybe Boss just donated money to this CIRA thing.)
Jill：（然后以“临时工”的名义把狗忽悠到这儿来找点乐子。）
Jill: (And then tricked the dog into coming here as a "part-timer" for kicks.)
Streaming-chan：唉，好吧。最近发生了什么有趣的事？
Streaming-chan: Oh, well. Anything interesting lately?
Jill：（不是说我想念他们，但他们起码该来露个脸吧。）
Jill: (I mean, it's not like I miss them, but they should at least show their faces.)
Streaming-chan：嗨？
Streaming-chan: Hello?
Jill：抱歉，你刚说什么？
Jill: Sorry, what did you say?
Streaming-chan：我刚在问你最近有什么新故事吗？
Streaming-chan: I was asking if there were any new stories?
Jill：这里不是报社，你知道吧？
Jill: This is not a newspaper, you know?
Jill：同样，这儿也不是猎奇故事任你点播的直播间。
Jill: Nor is it a crazy-stories-on-demand streaming service.
Anna：你知道你自己所说的全都是弥天大谎！
Anna: That's a big fat lie and you know it!
Jill：住嘴。
Jill: Shut up.
Streaming-chan：但我什么也没说。
Streaming-chan: But I said nothing.
Anna：呵呵呵！
Anna: Heheh!
Jill：呃……我是说……
Jill: Err... I meant...
Jill：“不要再说这类事情了。”
Jill: "So shut that idea up."
Jill：嗯……就是这个意思。
Jill: Yeah... that.
Streaming-chan：不会啦！上次我来这的时候访问量因为某种原因飙升了，而我这次要找出原因！
Streaming-chan: I won't! Last time I came here, the viewership peaked for some reason. And I want to find out why!
Streaming-chan：也许那边的帅小伙可以跟我们分享一下他床伴的故事？？
Streaming-chan: Maybe pretty boy over there can tell us the story of who he fuc 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ed.
Gillian：哼……哼嗯嗯嗯……
Gillian: Hm... hmhmhm...
Jill：他已经魂飞天外到连吐槽都不会了，神了。
Jill: He's so distracted he won't even make a retort. Amazing.
Jill：我想这有些值得一提的事，但……
Jill: I guess there's something worth saying, but...
Streaming-chan：洗耳恭听听听听听听——！
Streaming-chan: Then I want to hear iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：好吧，*Kira* Miki昨天又来了……
Jill: Well, *Kira* Miki came yesterday again...
Streaming-chan：你骗谁呢。
Streaming-chan: You're shitting me.
Streaming-chan：你指望我相信她不远万里又跑来了这儿？
Streaming-chan: You expect me to believe she came all the way here again?
Streaming-chan：你有证据吗？就像上次的杯子那种？
Streaming-chan: Do you even have proof like the glass from last time?
Jill：唔……
Jill: Well...
Dana：允许我插句话。
Dana: If I may interject.
Jill：Boss，你一直在听？
Jill: You've been listening, Boss?
Dana：里面的墙又不隔音。
Dana: The walls are pretty thin.
Jill：哦。
Jill: Oh.
Dana：总之，她的确来了！
Dana: Anyway, she did!
Dana：我甚至跟她合影了！
Dana: I even took a pic with her!
Jill：（她跟她怎么着了？）
Jill: (She did what?)
Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
Streaming-chan：让我看看……
Streaming-chan: Let's see...
Streaming-chan：为什么？！为什么？！为什么？！
Streaming-chan: Why?! Why?! Why?!
Streaming-chan：我试图约她见面，但她永远在忙。
Streaming-chan: I try to make an appointment with her and she's always busy.
Streaming-chan：而你就坐在这不动，然后她就自己晃悠进来了？！
Streaming-chan: But you sit there and she just comes waltzing over?!
Streaming-chan：这不公平！
Streaming-chan: It's not fair!
Jill：嗨，要是我知道这类事怎么就冒出来的话，我不介意跟你分享秘诀。
Jill: Hey, if I knew how the hell stuff like that happened, I'd share my secrets.
Jill：我现在跟你一样百思不得其解。
Jill: I was just as baffled as you are right now.
Streaming-chan：是，但我敢打赌你甚至算不上她的粉丝，对吧，你是吗？
Streaming-chan: Yeah, but I bet you're not even that much of a fan, anyway, are you?
Jill：你没说错……
Jill: You're not wrong...
Streaming-chan：能请你至少告诉我她作为顾客感觉如何吗？
Streaming-chan: Can you at least tell me how nice she was as a client?
Jill：跟上次一样，非常优雅的顾客，真是个好姑娘。
Jill: Very graceful client much like the last time. A really nice girl.
Streaming-chan：我要给你留个电话。如果她再回来，一定让我知道，明白？
Streaming-chan: I'm gonna give you my number. If she ever comes back, you let me know, you hear?
Streaming-chan：不能让你把她据为己有。
Streaming-chan: Not gonna let you keep her to yourself.
Jill：我个人对她是否还会再来表示怀疑。
Jill: I really doubt she'll come back again though.
Streaming-chan：她已经来了两次了。我不能错过任何机会！
Streaming-chan: She already came twice. I'm not taking any chances!
Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
Streaming-chan：呃啊，我需要点什么能浇熄怒火的东西。给我杯女性化的饮料，好吗？
Streaming-chan: Agh, I need something to drown this anger with. Gimme something girly, will you?
Jill：好的……
Jill: Okay...
【女性化的饮料】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Streaming-chan：呼……让我冷静一下……
Streaming-chan: Phew... let's just chill a bit...
Streaming-chan：……还是觉得不公平。
Streaming-chan: ...it's still not fair.
【失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Streaming-chan：这下我更生气了！！！
Streaming-chan: Now I'm more angry!!!
Streaming-chan：知道吗，你今天好无聊啊。
Streaming-chan: You know, you're boring today.
Streaming-chan：你既不显得健谈，也没干点什么滑稽的事情。
Streaming-chan: You're not chatting that much, nor are you doing anything funny.
Jill：也许访问量激增什么的只是因为你自己？
Jill: Maybe the whole peak viewership thing is just you?
Streaming-chan：诶？
Streaming-chan: Eh?
Jill：也许我和这间酒吧都跟访问量没什么关系。也许只是你自己真的很棒。
Jill: Maybe this bar and me, both had nothing to do with the spike. Maybe you were just that good.
Streaming-chan：……
Streaming-chan: ...
Streaming-chan：……你对我来电了吗？
Streaming-chan: ...are you hitting on me?
Jill：没有。
Jill: Am not.
Jill：（事实上我算是在想方设法让你走人，越快越好。）
Jill: (In fact, I'm kinda trying to get you to leave. Pronto.)
Anna：别对这女孩太刻薄，她挺有趣的。
Anna: Don't be so hard on the girl. She's fun.
Jill：（又一个大麻烦出现了……）
Jill: (Another nuisance shows up...)
Anna：呜哇哇哇哇！Jo讨厌我！
Anna: Bwaaaaaaaah! Jo hates me!
Jill：（这不是讨厌，这只是……）
Jill: (It's not hate, it's just...)
Jill：（等等，我不能再卷进这种对话了。）
Jill: (Wait, I'm not having this conversation again.)
Anna：无无无无无聊。
Anna: Boooooring.
Anna：嗨，嗨，你很好奇吧，想知道总受的床伴是何许人也么？
Anna: Hey, hey. You are curious right? About fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 kboy's partner. Wanna know who it was?
Jill：（你知道？）
Jill: (Do you know?)
Anna：也许知道，也许不知道。
Anna: Maybe, maybe not.
Jill：（那就肯定是不知道，完全不可能知道。）
Jill: (That maybe not settles it then. Not taking any chances.)
Anna：哦，不要这样啦！
Anna: Oh, come on!
Streaming-chan：呃……调酒师，你刚刚的表情真是异彩纷呈。
Streaming-chan: Um... bartender, you're making lots of faces there.
Jill：（这没什么，真的。）
Jill: (It's nothing, really.)
Streaming-chan：这俩调酒师是都坏掉了还是怎么着？我该叫经理吗？还是技术支持？
Streaming-chan: Did the two bartenders break or something? Should I call the manager? Tech Support?
Anna：嗨，Jo，分清内外声音，还记得吗？
Anna: Hey, Jo. Inner and outer voice, remember?
Jill：操……
Jill: Fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 k...
Streaming-chan：什么？谁操了？我是说，除了那家伙以外。
Streaming-chan: What? Who f 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 cked? Aside from that guy, I mean.
Jill：唔……呃……
Jill: Um... uh...
Jill：我—我是说……你今天真是惊人地镇静。
Jill: S-Say... you're oddly calm today.
Streaming-chan：是啊，我最近睡眠比较充足了。
Streaming-chan: Well, I've been getting more sleep lately.
Streaming-chan：这样就没有那种一停止说话就会一命呜呼的感觉了。
Streaming-chan: That way I don't feel like if I stop speaking, I'll die.
Streaming-chan：昏睡过去还真是一剂良药……
Streaming-chan: Crash is one hell of a drug...
Streaming-chan：而且你知道吗，不穿内Ｋ就 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 睡的话还可以算在付费时间里哦。
Streaming-chan: And wouldn't you know, I can actually make it Premium time if I go commando.
Jill：哈……
Jill: Huh...
Streaming-chan：但是天哪！我在这都快淡出鸟来了。干点什么吧！
Streaming-chan: But come on! I'm getting bored out of my ass here. Do something!
Jill：我又不是狗。你不能命令我在地上打滚，知道吧？
Jill: I'm not a dog. You can't just ask me to roll over, you know?
Dana：不介意的话就由我来取悦你一下？
Dana: Mind if I entertain you a bit then?
Jill：Boss？
Jill: Boss?
Dana：你和Gil去休息一下。我来给这位小姐找点乐子。
Dana: You and Gil take a break. I'll entertain the missy here.
Jill：……好的。
Jill: ...alright.
Dana：啊，Jill。我的意思是，把Gil也带上。
Dana: Ah, Jill. By that I meant, take Gil with you.
Dana：我可不希望他哼哼着跑到路中间然后被卡车给碾了。
Dana: I don't want him humming to the middle of the road and right into a truck's grill.
Dana：哈……Grilled Gil。（“Grill”为卡车前护栏，指被撞的Gil，这里取谐音）。
Dana: Heh... Grilled Gil.
Jill：说得对。
Jill: Right.
Jill：好啦Gil，跟我来。
Jill: Alright Gil, come with me.
Gillian：诶？
Gillian: Eh?
