{"ops":[{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"文笔渣警告，如有不对直接骂，我尽量改正。"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"\n“您好，欢迎来到万事屋，请问有什么委托？”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“帮我找一个人。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“好的，请问有对方的照片吗？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“给。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“好的，我看看。”"},{"insert":"\n说完对方递过来一张照片，我拿起手上一看，发现照片上的人是我。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“重装小兔0019，fire。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"在我还未看清对方的样子时，对方突然来了一句。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“轰！”店里因爆炸而升起阵阵浓烟。浓烟慢慢散去，其中一个类似防护罩的东西正在慢慢散去。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“这位小姐，即使我长得像你要找的那个人，也不能一上来就动手啊。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“舰长事到如今还打算装吗？那就别怪我不客气了，重装小兔0019……”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“行了行了，我还真怕了你了。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“所以舰长终于打算承认了吗？”"},{"insert":"\n“对啊，不承认干啥，不然继续让你炸我店啊？”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“请舰长不要用问句来回答问句。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“行了，所以你来这到底是为了干啥？先说好，我是不可能再去再回天命干活的。按神州的法律我都已经算死人了，你们让一个死人去打工，你们是有多资本啊？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“放心吧舰长，不是回天命干活的事。这次我是为了个人的事情来找你的。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“行，那什么事？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“舰长你这是万事屋对吧？什么都能办到？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“对什么都能办到，只有你想不到，没有我们办不到。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“那我想要和舰长结婚能办到吗？”"},{"insert":"\n“额……”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“行了逗你玩儿呢，明天去我公司上班行吗？”"},{"insert":"\n“这个绝对不行！我好不容易退休了你还要我去工作！”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“月薪12,000，周日放假，包吃包住，包女朋友。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“最后一个能去掉吗？”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“不行！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“好吧，你把地址告诉我我去你那报到。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"“行，舰长别忘了啊。”"},{"insert":"\n"}]}
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