【龙腾网】如果印度是所学校，各个邦会是什么类型的学生?

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If India was a school what type of student would each state be?

如果印度是所学校，各个邦会是什么类型的学生?

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sen_pai_6_9
4Assam-not liked by his bench-mates as they think he looks like rest of the class. not liked by the rest of the class as they think he looks like his bench-mates

阿萨姆邦：不被同桌喜欢，因为同桌认为他和班上其他同学长得一样。班上其他同学也不喜欢他，因为他们觉得他长得像同桌。
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Cake day
Haha this is the best.

哈哈，最佳答复

CrusadersofCalamity
As an Assamese i can confirm that it's true

作为阿萨姆人，我可以证明这是真的

shutDaFACup
Teacher: "Bring you parents tomorrow."
Delhi: "You don't know who my dad is."

老师：明天叫你家长过来
德里：你不知道我爸爸是谁？

rangiton
Haryana: "Tu bahar mil".

哈里亚纳邦：你就这么走了
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Regalia_BanshEe
Teacher : Thats why i told you to bring him tomorrow

老师：这就是我让你叫他明天过来的原因。

samahaisuhanasuhana
Jharkhand- Has the most resources in the class but always gets poor marks in exam.

贾坎德邦——班上数他资源最多，结果考试成绩总是很差。

thathachill
The guy who is known only for his celebrity uncle (Dhoni)

这个家伙，大家只认识他的明星叔叔(多尼：印度板球运动员)

lopsidede
Its a global trend. Thats because its easier to exploit resource rich regions

这是全球趋势。因为资源丰富的地区开发起来更容易

jamesbong7
That's quite true. Why does it happen though? Curious.

这倒是真的。为什么会发生这种情况呢?好奇。

summer-civilian
Because most of its industry will be built around extracting and selling that resource as that's the easiest thing to do and is more profitable than anything else.

因为大部分产业都是围绕着开采和出售资源建立起来的，因为最容易，比其他任何事情都有利可图。

Countries without resources have to rely on its workers' skills and productivity and will therefore invest in their education. This is is crucial for a strong service sector.

资源匮乏的国家不得不依赖工人的技能和生产力，因此会对教育进行投资。对于强大的服务业来说这至关重要。
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They will import raw materials from resource rich countries, manufacture higher value products and export them for profit.
This creates a diverse economy which is not dependent on any resource or commodity which would make them highly dependent on their prices in the global market.

他们从资源丰富的国家进口原材料，生产更高价值的产品，然后出口获取利润。 
这创造了多样化的经济，不依赖任何资源或商品，这样让他们高度依赖在全球市场上的价格。

kitypaw
Middle East laughs knowing countries like us exist

知道有我们这样的国家存在，中东笑了

gentle_yeti
Actually, what u/summer-civilian said is very true, even in the middle east, excluding Saudi Arabia which has been provided exclusive American protection in exchange for selling their oil in dollars ( they've different kind of exploitation) , many other actually oil rich region are very turbulent (Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen, even Venezuela though they're south American but the case is the same), the countries that are super rich like Bahrain, Qatar, UAE have comparatively lower oil reserves than others but are successful because of many other policies that they have. Dubai in UAE is perhaps the most developed city in the Middle East but it has perhaps the lowest or is amongst those with pretty low oil reserves (compared to OPEC nations). So, yes resources are usually a bad curse for a region most of the time.

实际上，楼上说的很对，即使是中东，除了有美国提供的独家保护的沙特阿拉伯，也得用石油换美元(他们有不同的开采方式)，许多其他石油丰富的地区非常动荡(伊拉克、伊朗、叙利亚、也门，甚至委内瑞拉，虽然在南美洲，但情况是一样的)，超级富有的国家，如巴林、卡塔尔、阿联酋的石油储量相对较低，但他们的成功得益于许多其他政策。阿联酋的迪拜可能是中东最发达的城市，但也可能是石油储量最低的城市，或属于石油储量非常低的城市之一(与欧佩克国家相比)。所以，资源通常确实是地区的诅咒。

lambquentin
Rich areas focus on getting the valuable things. Areas that aren’t rich need a way to make money. They focus on making the valuable thing more valuable. The nonrich area improves that to sell to everyone for a profit, more than the cost to get the material. That’s about the simplest gist I can think of.

富有的区域专注于获得有价值的东西。不富裕的地区需要赚钱的方式。他们专注于让有价值的东西变得更有价值。非富裕地区改善了这一状况，将产品卖给所有人以获得利润，而不是靠卖原来；来挣钱。这是我能想到的最简单的要点。

Ittoopan
Resource rich state becomes wealthier, but this gets concentrated in the hands of the powerful. The rest survive on the leftovers.

资源丰富的国家变得更富有，但这集中在强国的手中。其余的只能靠剩饭剩菜生存。

eatergoat
Goa- rich and famous kid everyone wants to be friends with
Delhi- chainsmoker who started smoking in 11th grade

果阿——有钱又出名的孩子，大家都想和他作朋友 
德里——老烟枪，从11年级就开始吸烟

Trash_Throwaway1
Rajasthan: the person who doesn't bring his own water bottle and drink from other student's bottle. Either academically gifted or too judgaadu

拉贾斯坦邦:自己不带水壶却喝别人的水。要么是学术天赋异禀，要么就是过于节俭

rangiton
Rajasthan: Kids who have their own kids

拉贾斯坦邦:有自己孩子的孩子

_sammy9teen
Also got married in his childhood

还有，还是个孩子的时候就结婚了

Trash_Throwaway1
They'll have a kid before rest of the batch has undergrad degree

他们会在其他人获得本科学位之前就有孩子

repulsivefighter
They bring themselves in parents teachers meet because they are already mother or father of a kid

他们自己会参与父母和老师的会面，因为他们已经做父母了。

aatank619
And arrives on a camel in school.

还有，骑着骆驼来到学校。

ghost_town01
Why is this true, I am still in my undergrad and 15 of my classmates are already married or engaged and one even has a kid, and this is the situation when we were in a good school in a city. I can't even think about small towns and villages.

为什么这样呢?我还在读本科，我15个同学已经结婚或订婚了，其中一个甚至有孩子了，我们学校还是城市里的好学校呢。无法想象小城镇和村庄会怎么样。

TheNotoriousMama
J&K: The girl being chased by guys from the neighbouring school.

查谟和克什米尔：被隔壁学校男生追的女孩。

Salman_98
Himachal - Kid who came to school only once, for admissions

喜马偕尔邦：就入学的时候来过一次学校。

Yoshimitsu_4745
Leaves for home , finds home crushed from landslide ,cries Eats apple in lunch, smokes weed , builds another home near mountain , Goes for a drive , vehicle falls into gorge, dead.

离开家，发现因为山崩家没了，午餐只能哭着吃苹果，抽大麻；在山旁边又建了个家，开车出去，车掉进峡谷，死了。

Oh_Mr_Darcy
Wrong map - but Telangana and AP will be those twins in school

错误的地图，但特伦甘纳邦和安得拉邦是学校里的双胞胎

[dexed]
conjoint twins who were recently seperated

最近分离的连体双胞胎

loser-here
Assam- mysterious kid who quietly sits in the back and leaves as soon as class ends. No one knows about them but they posses some real great talents.

阿萨姆邦——神秘的孩子，安静地坐在后排，下课就离开。没有人知道他，但他拥有一些真正伟大的天赋。