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Introduction
In this video, we embark on a journey through the history of the United Kingdom. We explore the length and breadth of the country, from the White Cliffs of Dover to the Scottish Highlands. Along the way, we discover how ancient people transformed into modern figures like Edward Heath and Queen Elizabeth II. We also delve into the stories behind famous faces like John Major and the Onion Prince. Join me, Philomena Cunk, as we explore the history of the United Kingdom, a skeptical island we call home.
重点词汇：
journey - 旅程
United Kingdom - 英国
explore - 探索
ancient - 古代的
transformed into - 转变
modern - 现代的
figures - 人物
delve into - 深入探索
famous faces - 知名人物
skeptical - 怀疑的（表达历史是有争议的）
难点句型：
Along the way, we discover how ancient people transformed into modern figures like Edward Heath and Queen Elizabeth II.
翻译：
沿着历史长河，我们将发现古代人民如何转变为像爱德华·希思和伊丽莎白二世女王这样的现代人物。
The Prehistoric Era
Before the existence of clocks and written language, there was a time in Britain when nothing existed. It was a time without movement, energy, light, or hope. It was a time before the Big Bang, before the creation of the universe.The Big Bang created the universein one mad explosion. so long ago now it's probably best not to keep dredging it up. Eventually, Britain became a part of the Earth. The land was filled with dinosaurs until they disappeared, making way for different animals, including humans.
（吐槽一下，她居然真从宇宙大爆炸开始讲起）
重点词汇：
The Prehistoric Era - 史前时代
existence - 存在
written language - 书面语言
Britain - 英国
Big Bang - 大爆炸
creation - 创造
universe - 宇宙
dredging it up - 刨根问底（非常生僻的一个词）
filled with - 充满了
dinosaurs - 恐龙
disappeare - 消失
making way for - 为...让路
这里讲了个地图炮的笑话，这种英式没品笑话，我必须给拎出来：
Empty. Without motion, or energy, or light, or hope. Just like Plymouth today.
The Stone Age
During the Stone Age, humans used stones to create basic weapons and tools. These stone tools were considered advanced at the time. The Stone Age lasted for a long time, and humans spent more time in this era than any other. They buried their tools underground( nonsense, The reason we find it as archaeologists is that we go out and we dig it up), perhaps to protect them from theft. Some of these tools can still be seen today, like the Stonehenge, a great achievement of ancient Britain.
重点词汇：
Stone Age - 石器时代
weapons - 武器
considered - 被认为是
advanced - 先进的
lasted - 持续
bury - 埋藏
underground - 地下的
archaeologists - 考古学家
Stonehenge - 巨石阵（石器时代的遗物）
achievement - 成就
The Bronze and Iron Ages
As time passed, humans transitioned from the Stone Age to the Bronze Age, where they started using metal tools. The Iron Age followed, bringing advancements like iron nails and interlocking swords. The people of Britain formed tribes and began creating artwork, like the famous Uffington White Horse. These periods laid the foundation for the future of Britain.
重点词汇：
Bronze Age - 青铜时代
metal tools - 金属工具
advancements - 进步
interlocking swords - 连环剑
tribes - 部落
foundation - 基础
原文有一段话我觉得挺好笑的，摘下来：
Early man dropped rocks like a stone, and got into metal, bronze, and then iron. Iron Man was born. But this Iron Man didn't have superpowers like the Iron Man.
