镜像乱杀: i方报数（极度生草警告 ）元宵节祝福
（小声BB:日常不务正业）
〔i方的一群人聚集在一起〕
ii:真是人衫人海哈……骨们都到齐了吗？
Most of them:梅——
ii:焯……好了，安静！报数！
i！ulb:1
i！ukb（跟上）:3！
i！agem（迅速）:5！
（ii逐渐意识到事情的不对性……）
反社会（停了一下）:7
ihm:9
反社会（给ihm来了一下）:报9干嘛？！
ihm（不服气）:那我报什么？
反社会:报11呀！你难道不知道吗？我们在报素数！
ihm（小声BB）:1也不是素数……
反社会:我告诉你！1在几百年前也是素数！欧拉都认为1是素数，你还不同意？
ihm:彳亍，11
(ii欲言又止）
反社会（又来一下）:报11干嘛？7下一个数是什么？！
ihm（委屈）:8……
反社会:诶 ——
ii: Shut up！重报！
i！ulb:1
i！ukb:2
i！agem:3
ihm:4
ititr（i雨中泪）:5
ids:6
反社会:7
此时di从空中飞过:爸！！！！（8！！！！）
ii:彳亍，8名骨……等等（数了一下），人数不对！重报！
Most of them:不——
ii（语气坚定）:重报！
但是，一段“优美”的音乐想起——
(打碟声) Wu↗Wu↘Wu↗Wu↘
(打碟声x2) Wu↗Wu↘Wu→
i们合唱:we're no strangers to love
you know the rules and so do i
a full commitment's what i'm thinking of
you wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling
gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
we've known each other for so long
your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
inside we both know what's been going on
we know the game and we're gonna play it
and if you ask me how i'm feeling
don't tell me you're too blind to see
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(ooh give you up)
(ooh give you up)
(ooh) never gonna give never gonna give (give you up)
(ooh) never gonna give never gonna give (give you up)
we've known each other for so long
your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
inside we both know what's been going on
we know the game and we're gonna play it
i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling
gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye...
(毕，全员传送走)
ii:好不容易让我心动一次(指差点成功报数)，你却让我输的这么彻底……
焯！！！(提起大子叉)你们给我等着！
元宵节来了哈，最后祝大家
元宵快乐！
