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和你的醋精前男友破镜重圆了(胃疼 病弱向)

2023-01-09 01:37 作者:建议我起个名  | 我要投稿
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呵呵,我怎么觉着是冤家路窄呢,至少也得是狭路相逢。"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 冤家路窄?…咳…"},{"insert":"(被气到)\n(你办完手续转身离开,高跟鞋哒哒哒)\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 能麻烦帮我把房间安排在刚才那位女生的旁边吗?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 不一个房型不在一起?那她订的是…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 好,那把我的也降成商务房。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 对了,用餐方面…我记得不同房型的配餐不一样是吗?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 那麻烦把我们两个房间的餐都升级一下。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 是的,两个房间都要升级。账走我房间就好。"},{"insert":"\n(办理完毕)"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"好的,谢谢。"},{"insert":"(拉箱子骨碌碌。)\n(你前男友用尽关系打听到你还是单身,于是…)\n\n【午餐时间】\n(你听见按门铃,打开门是送餐机器人,隔壁房间门口还站着你前男友)\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 哟~亲自出来取餐啊…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"(白眼)哟,您也亲自出来取餐啊…不会等会儿还要亲自吃饭吧您…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 你… 呵,您说的对,我不但也得亲自拿,我还得亲自吃… 怎么着,我不亲自吃,你来喂我啊~"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 等等,我怎么看着那盘水果像西瓜啊?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 把西瓜拿过来给我。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" 你有病?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 大冬天的、吃西瓜太凉了,今天几号了?再过两天你大姨妈该来了,少吃这种寒凉的。省得到时候又难受…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" 你还…记得我大姨妈啥时候来?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 这日子都刻我脑子里了。你每个月不就是26号…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"(打断)停停停,你以为我大姨妈是原子钟啊,那么精确不都带换天的。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 不是26号就不是,什么时候说话变得这么呛人了…咱俩能不能好好说话。你别走,那西瓜你真不能吃…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" 要你管我?西瓜给你你能吃?!就你那破胃…你根本就不行…"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 我根本不行???我还不知道你还会关心我胃好不好呢~ 再说,你关心我就关心我,但是你不能说一个男人不行…我真的是…现在就被你气的胃疼。嘶……嗯… "},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"(你这才仔细看他,发现他确实脸色不太好)别碰瓷啊…胃疼就快去吃饭!"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 刚下飞机没胃口吃不下。看你凶的…亏得我比你年长几岁,一点对哥哥的尊敬都没有…嗯…"},{"insert":"(痛音)"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"你带止疼药了吗?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" 我只有布洛芬。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 布洛芬也行吧,能止疼就行。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" 你是不是傻,布洛芬可能会刺激胃黏膜。三年没见,怎么智力一点没见增长。"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 不能吃那就先这样吧。"},{"insert":"(伸手捂着胃)"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"嘶……呃…好像有点痉挛了…"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"自己胃什么情况心里没点数吗?就没备着点胃药?!先回去躺着。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 嗯…"},{"insert":"(痛音)"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"好,我先躺会儿…忽然疼的有点站不住…这次来这出差也是临时决定,走的急,忘了带胃药了。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" (你看他一手扶着墙,一手摁着胃部,腰尽力想挺直,但每走一步都加剧的疼痛使身体不自觉的弯下,于是紧走几步扶着他)怎么回事儿?"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"下飞机了之后就开始隐隐的有点疼…没想着这会儿…疼这么厉害…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"(扶他躺下)先躺着…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"(倒热水)喝点热水…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":" 好点吗?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 还是疼…过来帮我揉揉…"},{"insert":"\n(你用热水杯透出的余温暖暖手,再覆上他的胃部)"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"嘶… 轻点…"},{"insert":"\n(他哼哼唧唧了一会儿,眉头略略舒展开来)\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"好多了…别揉了,歇会儿吧…"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"既然你好了,我就走了。饭菜记得让酒店热一下再吃。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 咱俩能好好聊聊吗?我知道你心里还有我……"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"聊什么?聊三年前你突然说了句分手就再也联系不上了?!"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 对不起,三年前说分手是因为我…感染新g了,当时我以为我要死了…所以…… 当年所有的治疗都用了,差点就上人工肺(ecmo)了,好在我身体底子好,熬过来了。之后我试图联系你,但是你已经把我所有的联系方式都拉黑了…我们共同的朋友,在你面前提提我的名字你就把人家删了…我根本没有解释的机会…而且… 我也不知道这个病到底对身体影响有多大,我怕…拖累你。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 直到我今天见到你,我知道我不能再失去你了。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"三年了,改变的事情太多了。我也不是当年那个只想依偎在你身边的我了…"},{"insert":"\n "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 改变?万事万物都在变化。即使我们一直在一起,生活也不会一成不变。只要我们心里还有彼此,我们可以重新认识现在的对方。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"color":"#ff6699"},"insert":"再说吧,现在我只想一心挣钱,没心情想这些。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" 好,现在没有心情想这些也没关系,无论什么时候,我会一直都在。"},{"insert":"\n\n(未完)\n"}]}

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