DFM vs. EDG

EDG saw what happened to FPX in Weibo and decided not to play around
——Chinese fans have no chill
EDG看到NGA上对FPX的口诛笔伐，决定认认真真玩一把
——中国的粉丝可不会口下留情

Vision and macro masterclass by EDG, never once in this game where i thought that DFM even stood a chance.
——If EDG keeps playing like this they might just be able to squeeze out a win against teams like C9 in the quarter-finals.
EDG的视野的地图观太好了，这把比赛看下来我感觉DFM没有半点机会
——如果EDG能一直保持这种状态的话，他们在1/4决赛面对C9这样的强队时说不定能拿下一把

this match was over the moment DFM left their fountain...
——DFM legit didn't play this game. Warm-up game done for EDG.
从DFM的队员们踏出泉水的那一刻，这把比赛就结束了
——DFM这打了等于没打，EDG热身成功

This is what I expected from a LPL team, not that FPX bullshit from yesterday
——once again, FPX aint even playing and they still losing
——FunPlusPigeon
这就是我想要看到的LPL队伍的表现，昨天FPX打的那什么玩意儿啊
——FPX即使今天没有比赛，但仍是输家
——鸽一其随

T1 vs. 100T

Do nothing, lose???
——Actually pathetic from 100T. Legit this type of team is the worst to watch.
——NA 1st seed classic
啥都不干，然后输掉？？？
——100T太可悲了，世界赛上这种队伍是最难看的
——北美一号种子的传统

T1 legit got handed a free game on a platter, they didn't even have to do anything, every fucking year this pussy ass playstyle is present
T1这把完全是对面送的胜利，100T压根啥都没打算做，TM的每一年都会有这样的打法风格

100T saving their engage for next worlds.
——"The threat of an engage is stronger than the engage itself" Ssumday
100T存着这些开团手段，以便下次世界赛时使用
——“有开团手段的威胁，比开团本身更强。”Ssumday

Malphite ulted 2 times this game.
First to concede first blood.
Second to concede nexus.
墨菲特这把，大了两次
一次送一血
一次送水晶

100 Zs
100鼾声

EDG vs. T1

Fakers use of fog of war was insane.
——Hide on bush for a reason
Faker真的很会利用这些战争迷雾
——ID叫“Hide on Bush”(躲在草丛里)可不是浪得虚名

If Faker has million number of fans I am one of them. If Faker has ten fans I am one of them. If Faker has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against Faker, I am against the world. I love Faker till my last breath.
如果Faker在这世界上有一百万名粉丝，那我就是一百万分之一。如果只有十个粉丝，那我就是十分之一。如果说Faker在世界上已经没有粉丝了，那说明我已经去世了。如果全世界与Faker为敌，那我就与全世界为敌。我对Faker的爱会持续到我生命最终的那一刻。
(后面无数复读机跟贴)

Such beautiful all-around play from T1, you love to see it man
——Perfect game from every player AND a clear plan while drafting? wtf is happening?
——Are we awake now? is this the worlds faker buff? semis atleast incoming?
T1这把简直无所不在，太赏心悦目了，喜欢看这样的比赛
——每个人都发挥得很完美，而且在选人的时候这把比赛的计划就有了吧？我的天这是怎么回事？
——我不是在做梦吧？这就是Faker的世界赛Buff吗？至少能走到半决赛？

Remember guys, the top 4 LPL teams will cut through LCK teams with ease. LCK such a weak region. Also Faker so washed.
记住啦朋友们，前四的LPL队伍可是随意碾压LCK队伍呢！LCK是什么弱鸡赛区哦。Faker也已经是廉颇老矣了。

This seriously hurts the chances of EDG going 6-0 in this group.
这把比赛让EDG在小组赛中全胜的概率大大降低了

EDG is like a non exciting version of KT
EDG就像是无聊版的KT

3 yordles > 0 yordles
——3 yordles to confuse the yuumi looking for her yordle master
三个约德尔人>0个约德尔人
——选出三个约德尔人，让猫咪疑惑到底谁才是她的约德尔人主人

DFM vs. 100T

THE PATENTED GIGA THROW
——What a heist!
——Thats why people call them 100 Thieves
——I can't even, the script writers are too much
——Should be investigated for matchfixing
这简直是可以申请专利的送比赛方式
——真的是偷来了一场胜利
——毕竟叫一百大盗
——无语了，剧本还能这么写的
——是可以申请调查是否有假赛的程度

Flash(闪现)
Button(键)
Inaccessible(已抠)

This was like the most NA win we could've had, especially after yesterday's game
——4th best region BABY !
——Whoa I don't see any EU teams qualified for quarters yet 😎
——Whats wrong with his statement? China, Korea, Vietnam, than NA.
在昨天的比赛之后，这应该就是我们所能看到的最北美式的获胜方法了
——亲爱的这可是第四赛区呢！
——哈？那请问有现在有哪支欧洲队伍进入了八强了呢
——他说错了吗，中国、韩国、越南，然后才是北美

DFM saving 100T from embarrassment
——I dont think they saved them anyway.
——Idk it was pretty embarrassing still.
DFM让100T的面子留住了
——我怎么不这么认为呢
——不好说吧，感觉就算赢了还是很尴尬

We went from T1 vs EDG to this?!
——Yeah I know, finally some good fucking game
我们刚看完T1和EDG，你就给我看这个？
——就是说啊，现在终于有一场能看的比赛了

FOUNTAIN LASER MVP
——That was such an intelligent play, literally saved the game
——intelligent is the last word I'd use to describe this game
泉水MVP
——真的非常机智，可以说是翻盘的关键
——我觉得这把比赛不能用“机智”这两个字来形容

The Japanese with the sneaky backdoor, just like 1941 smh
日本又搞什么偷袭这一套，和当年珍珠港似的

DFM vs. T1

Teams that can go 0-6 in groups:
Cloud 9 ×
DFM √
Fnatic
Will Fnatic get a win or crash and burn? Find out tomorrow!
有机会在小组赛六连败的队伍：
Cloud 9 ×
DFM √
Fnatic
到底Fnatic是拿到一胜，还是彻底崩溃呢？晚上揭晓！

LCS teams looking at Aria like my dog looking at my lasagna
——Looking to ruin another talent let's go
——TSM DOGGO TSM ARIA
——You’re still thinking too small, think CLG DOGGO AND CLG ARIA
LCS的队伍现在看Aria的表情应该和我家狗看着吃食的表情是一样的
——毁人不倦，冲啊！
——TSM Doggo，TSM Aria
——格局还是太小，应该说CLG Doggo和CLG Aria

Aria was playing decent through the Worlds, Evi showed everyone his Urgot.. Yutapon and others had their moments. You did good DFM
Aria这次世界赛打得相当不错，Evi也向世界秀了他的厄加特。Yutapon和其他人也有他们的高光时刻。DFM你们很棒啦

Friendly reminder, this is Canna, Oner and Gumayusi’s first worlds and first international tournament
——Im so glad Canna is back in form. Spring was so depressing.
友情提示，这是Canna、Oner和Gumayusi的第一次世界赛，也是第一次国际比赛
——很开心Canna重新找回状态，春季赛属实让人抑郁

Thank God Shaco Yuumi loses
——It was gross enough with just Yuumi then they threw in Shaco as well lmfao
——Rioter: Shaco and Yuumi lost? Time to buff them!
谢天谢地萨科和猫咪输了
——有猫咪就够恶心了，然后他们还给我来一个阳光男孩，救命233
——设计师：什么，猫咪和萨科输了？看来得加强一下啦！

100T vs. EDG

Expected, tbh. EDG is clearly trying to dodge the tournament favorites (Cloud9) in quarters.
——Time for the ceremonial "EDG out in quarters"
——Considering the rate Worlds is going right now I never dare and predict who goes through in groups C and D. But if EDG gets DK though then that's a big oof
说实在的，意料之中。EDG只是为了避免在八进四中遇到本次夺冠的大热队伍(C9)罢了
——又到了经典的“EDG止步八强”环节啦
——基于这两天的表现，我已经不敢说C组和D组谁能晋级了，但如果EDG抽到DK的话，那可真有得瞧了

RNG and LNG sweating furiously after watching their LPL brethren experience the Week 2 China debuff
Korean Kennens man
——China is 1-6 week2 with the one win coming from a wildcard. Collapse incoming?
——at this rate the teams are gonna have to hold a swimming contest
——LPL rebranding to China’s professional swimming league
在看到LPL另外两支队伍在第二周沾染上了这Debuff之后，RNG和LNG可能正冷汗直流
韩国人的凯南大招也太神了
——第二周，中国现在一胜六负，赢得还是一支外卡队伍，这是要崩了吧
——可以组织一次游回中国的比赛了
——LPL将转型为中国游泳联赛

The universe was too thrown off by the events of yesterday that we needed some normalcy.
NA team ending groups 3-3 and not getting out √
NA team only showing up after it doesn't matter √
T1 ending 1st over EDG in groups √
EDG losing a random game to miss out on a first place finish √
——Had to keep some parts of the script consistent, otherwise Worlds wouldn't be believable this year.
前天，宇宙的规律被完全打乱了，所以今天是来恢复秩序的：
北美队伍三胜三负并出局了 √
北美队伍只有在确定出局后才打得有模有样 √
小组赛中T1战胜EDG拿到第一 √
EDG莫名其妙地输给弱队，让自己丧失第一名出线的机会 √

LPL Week 1: 10-2
LPL Week 2: 1-6
——The old NA special. Wait NA is 5-2 this year in week 2? This is probably the best record they had in week 2 ever
——Don't worry, TL is taking the stage soon to set things straight.
——Funny enough they were the only LCS team I thought would do well. can never predict NA
LPL第一周：10-2
LPL第二周：1-6
——老NA了。等一哈，NA第二周五胜二负？这可能是我们有史以来最好的第二周战绩了
——别担心，TL马上就要上场了，你就会发现北美还是那个北美
——有意思的是，我以为他们才是那支会在这次世界赛上打出成绩的NA队伍，NA可真是变幻莫测啊

Ssumday kennen ults were so good
——His malphine ults on the other hand...
——His what? Didn’t see any of those
Ssumday凯南的大招放得太好了
——至于他的墨菲特大招嘛…
——他的什么？没有的东西可别乱说

Fakerdagge (❎)
Faker's dagge (✅)
Fakerdagge ×
Faker的好兄弟Dagge √

You just know EDG will draw DK in quarters and bomb out as usual
冥冥中有预感，EDG在八强会抽到DK，然后出局

China is now 1-6 in week 2 (2nd round robin). Truly can't spell China without NA
——we thought NA or EU is free, but damn China is proven us, they want to be free too.
——NA is 5-2 in week 2 this year. Did China and NA swap meals or something
——We swapped all LPL teams’ meals for beef noodles
第二周(第二轮)中国的战绩是1-6，“China”里面有“NA”真的不是说说而已
——本以为北美和欧洲是白给的，但妈耶中国也向我们证明了，他们也很想白给
——NA第二周已经5-2了，是中国和北美换了食谱还是咋的
——我们把LPL的菜单都换成牛肉面了

The T in 100T stands for T1 this game
今天，100T的T，是T1的T

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