5.穷理查年鉴.第五章.1737年.读书笔记
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//近期碎念
高中同学 ：不要把你的幸福强加给别人。
阿富汗人：不是人人都希望幸福吗。
//文章预览
After crosses and losses men grow humbler & wiser
@北京理工出版社：几经失败与挫折，人会变得愈发谦逊明智。
//工作细胞Black.第一集：年龄越大，羞耻的事情越多。男子汉都是这样走过来的
To whom thy secret thou dost tell, To him thy freedom thou dost sell.
@中国青年出版社：对谁说出你的秘密，你就成了谁的奴隶。
//正文
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne, is oblig'd to sit upon his own arse.
@上海远东出版社：最伟大的君主登上最高贵的宝座，也得坐在自己的屁股上。
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：最伟大的君主坐上最高贵的宝座，也得坐在自己的屁股上。
@北京时代华文书局：即便是坐在最高贵宝座上的伟大君王，也得受累用自己的屁股坐。
@北京理工出版社：最尊贵的王，即使坐在最华丽的宝座上，他也还是稳坐在自己的腚上的。
//@掌控腚集团：皇帝老爷也得坐在自己的屁股上。
//身体健康是万物的本钱
A countryman between 2 Lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
@上海远东出版社：无
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：一个乡下人在两个律师面前周旋来周旋去，好比把一条鱼放在两只馋猫面前。
@北京时代华文书局：一个乡下人周旋于两个律师之间，如同把一条鱼放在两只馋猫面前。
@北京理工出版社：一个乡下人在两个律师之间，就像一条鱼在两只猫之间。
//@掌控律师集团：所有官司，最后的赢得总是律师。
//牛津分级读物.彩票大赢家.某律师: 有官司了，可以换辆奔驰了。
He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities.
@上海远东出版社：无
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：善于休养生息，强于他能攻城掠地。
@北京时代华文书局：懂得休息的人比会攻城掠地者更强大。
@北京理工出版社：懂得停下休憩的人，比只知道一味攻城拔寨的人更伟大。
//@掌控休息集团：早起的虫儿被鸟吃
Love & lordship hate companions.
@上海远东出版社：无
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：爱情和官职，不能与人分享。
@北京时代华文书局：爱情和权力不能与他人分享。
@北京理工出版社：爱情和权威都讨厌被分享。
//@掌控出版集团：不是万物皆可分享。
//三千弱水，只饮一瓢
//皇位不可分享：我皇御统传千代，一直传到八千代，直到小石变巨岩，直到巨岩长青苔。
After crosses and losses men grow humbler & wiser.
@上海远东出版社：失败和亏损使人更谦逊，也更聪明。（吃一堑长一智。）
@机械工业出版社：人之所以变得更加谦虚、更加明智是因为他走过弯路，受过挫折。
@中国青年出版社：吃一堑长一智。
@北京时代华文书局：经历沧桑磨难后，人会变得更加谦逊、明智。
@北京理工出版社：几经失败与挫折，人会变得愈发谦逊明智。
//@掌控智慧集团：化逆境为顺境
//英雄联盟.塔里克：我曾踏足山巅，亦曾步入低谷，二者都让我受益良多。
//理想：逆天改命不信邪，不撞南墙不回头
//现实：挫折越多越脆弱，弯路越多越心累
//理性的心态有助于度过困境，不健康的心态寻找困境让自己的受苦
//吃得苦中苦，活得更痛苦
Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.
@上海远东出版社：爱情、咳嗽和抽烟，皆难掩藏。
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：爱情、咳嗽和抽烟，都不可能很好地藏着掖着。
@北京时代华文书局：恋爱、咳嗽和抽烟，都无法很好地隐瞒。
@北京理工出版社：世上有三不可藏：爱、咳嗽和烟瘾。
//@掌控隐藏集团：有几样东西藏不住：喜爱、身体本能、心累
//藏不住就不用藏：贫穷、饥饿
//贫穷不是什么值得羞耻的事情，关键是：自己认为贫穷的自己低人一等
//国内最不受欢迎的人就是是被洗脑的人，接受被看低的并且心安理得的人
He that can travel well afoot, keeps a good horse.
@上海远东出版社：能走路的人养得起好马。
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：能走路的人，养得起好马。
@北京时代华文书局：擅长徒步旅行的人，能保养好他的马。
@北京理工出版社：可凭双足行遍天下的人，也是能养出好马的人。
//@掌控好马集团：能养好猫的人，可以养好孩子
The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
@上海远东出版社：最烂的车轮叫得最响。
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：破车轮叫得最响。
@北京时代华文书局：越破的车轮，噪音越大。
@北京理工出版社：破得最严重的马车轮叫得欢。（译者注：类似于一瓶(水)不响，本瓶水响叮当）
//@掌控出版集团：脑子中没有书籍的人喜欢大声争吵
Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.
@上海远东出版社：对医生和律师千万别说错话。
@机械工业出版社：无
@中国青年出版社：对医生和律师，千万别说错话。
@北京时代华文书局：不要向医生和律师提供错误信息。
@北京理工出版社：千万不要对你的医生或律师说假话（译者注：寓意为不要对医生和律师有所隐瞒，不然最后还是自己吃亏）。
//@掌控说谎集团：对医生说假话的已经不在人间了（用错药），对律师说假话的人是玩弄人性的大师（贬义）
//法律相关电影：
12 Angry Men (1957).十二怒汉
Witness for the Prosecution (1957).控方证人
Knives Out (2019).利刃出鞘
변호인 (2013).辩护人
Contratiempo (2016).看不见的客人
//qBittorrent + The pirate bay + PotPlayer + Subtitle Searching = 自己动手丰衣足食
//完全靠自己很难生存
If you want a neat wife, chuse her on a Saturday.
@上海远东出版社：无
@机械工业出版社：如果你想要一个好妻子，请在星期六挑选。
@中国青年出版社：想娶个好老婆，有空的时候就要挑选。
@北京时代华文书局：如果想娶个整洁优雅的老婆，那就看她假期时的样子吧。
@北京理工出版社：如果你想要觅得一个整洁的妻子，请在星期六的时候做出选择。
//@掌控老婆集团：想娶好老婆别闲着，一有空就提升自己，好老婆肯定不傻
The noblest question in the world is What Good may I do in it?
@上海远东出版社：无
@机械工业出版社：世界上最高尚的问题是：我能做什么善事？
@中国青年出版社：世上最高尚的问题是：我能做什么有益的事吗?
@北京时代华文书局：世上最高尚的问题是：我能做些什么善事？
@北京理工出版社：世界上最高尚的问题就是：我能为这个世界做些什么？
//@掌控高尚集团：最值得胡思乱想的问题：我能做些什么？
//诗人：高尚是高尚者的通行证，卑劣是卑劣者的墓志铭。
1737
• The greatest monarch on the proudest throne, is oblig'd to sit upon his own arse.
• The Master piece of Man, is to live to the purpose.
• He that steals the old man's supper, do's him no wrong.
• A countryman between 2 Lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
• He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities.
• The miser's cheese is the wholesomest.
• Love & lordship hate companions.
• The nearest way to come at glory, is to do that for conscience which we do for glory.
• There is much money given to be laught at, though the purchases don't know it; witness A's fine horse, & B's fine house.
• He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books.
• Poor Dick, eats like a well man, and drinks like a sick.
• After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser.
• Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't be well hid.
• Well done is better than well said.
• He that can travel well afoot, keeps a good horse.
• There are no ugly Loves, nor handsome Prisons.
• No better relation than a prudent & faithful Friend.
• A Traveller should have a hog's nose, deer's legs, and an ass's back.
• At the working man's house hunger looks in but dares not enter.
• A good Lawyer is a bad Neighbour.
• Certainlie these things agree,
the Priest, the Lawyer, & Death all three:
Death takes both the weak and the strong.
The lawyer takes from both right and wrong,
and the priest from the living and the dead has his Fee.
• The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
• Don't misinform your Docter nor your Lawyer.
• I never saw an oft-transplanted tree, nor yet an oft-removed family, that throve so well as those that settled be.
• Three good meals a day is bad living.
• To whom thy secret thou dost tell, to him thy freedom thou dost sell.
• If you'd have a Servant that you like, serve your self.
• He that pursues two Hares at once, does not catch one and lets t'other go.
• If you have time don't wait for time.
• Tell a miser he's rich, and a woman she's old, you'll get no money of one, nor kindness of t'other.
• Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst.
• The Creditors are a superstitious sect, great observers of set days and times.
• The noblest question in the world is, What Good may I do in it?
• Nothing so popular as GOODNESS.
封面：
周一早晨的心情寫照，安德魯·邁耶斯（Andrew Mayes）拍攝於南非
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