【龙腾网】你对自己做过的最可怕的事是？

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Jingjia Xu
It wasn''t terrible to me. But in others’eyes, it was terrible.

对我来说其实没有很可怕啦。但是在别人眼中，就挺可怕了。

Anyway, this small stone came out of my body. And I dug it out myself.

总而言之，这颗小石头是从我身体里挖出来的。还是我自己动手的。

It was the third year of my uni. I had this pain between my legs. I thought there maybe an abrasion on the skin of my inner thighs. But it was a small bump. At first, I thought it was a zit. As I squeezed it (which was very very very painful), I felt there was something hard in it.

那是我大三的时候，我感觉我两腿间隐隐作痛。原以为是我大腿内侧磨破皮了啥的。结果发现那竟然肿起了个小包。最初我以为是青春痘来着。但我一挤（真的非常非常非常痛），感觉里头有个很硬的东西。

My curiosity stirred, so I tried to find out what it is.

我的好奇心被激起，于是开始一探究竟那到底是个什么玩意儿。

Let’s say I had a small self-surgery.

这么说吧，我给自己做了一个小手术。

I tried and tried. But the stone was too damn slippery. And I forgot keeping track of time, so when I finally got out the stone, it seemed like a whole century has passed (actually it was almost two hours) .

我试了又试，努力再努力。但是那颗石头实在忒光滑了。我忘了计时，所以当我终于取出石头的时候，我感觉好像足足过去了一个世纪那么长（事实上过了将近两个小时）。

My dormmates checked on me a lot during the whole “operating” time.

舍友们在我“手术”期间频频查看我的情况。

They all said I was crazy and why I self-injury myself. Don’t I feel pain or something.

她们都说我疯了，为什么要自残，我难道不觉得疼吗啥的。

Well, it hurt soooooooo much. But I always finish what I start. And at that time, all I kept thinking was I absolutely will get the stone out of my body. It was A WAR, and I won. I also post my triumph on my Wechat Moments（The below pic shows the comments people write on my Wechat Moments.）.

嘛，那当然是超级超级超级疼啊。但我是个有始有终的人。而且那会儿，我满脑子想的都是我丫一定要把石头给取出来。这就是场战争，而且我赢了！我还把我的胜利分享到了微信朋友圈上（下图是大家对此的评论）。

Ha ha, guess there''s something broken inside me. :)
Edit: Thank you all for 500 upvotes everyone!

哈哈，我一定是哪里坏掉了:)。

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1.Sarah Turner
You need to take that stone and go to an emergency room or urgent care as soon as possible. That stone could be an urgent medical problem you aren''t aware of, and unless you are a trained surgeon, I seriously doubt you completely sterilized the now gaping hole in your thigh. You need to go get that checked out before you get an infection.

你需要尽快带着这颗石头到急诊室或者急救中心去。这颗石头很可能是一个你没有意识到的紧急医疗问题，除非你是一个受过专业训练的外科医生。我真的怀疑你有没消毒处理好你大腿根部上那个破开的洞。你需要在感染前去仔细检查一下。

Jingjia Xu Original Author
It was almost three years ago and i didn''t keep the stone. Haha and there were no holes in my inner thigh. The wound was cured and left a tiny red dot on my skin. That''s all. Nothing serious:)

已经快过去三年啦，而且我也没有保留那颗石头。哈哈，我大腿根部那儿也没口子啦。伤口早就痊愈，只在我的皮肤上留下个很小的红点。就只是这样而已。没那么严重啦。

4. Shikhar Nigam
What''s the size of that stone?

那颗石头多大？

5. Hannah Toda (戸田花)
Question… how did it get there in the first place?!? Like, that sounds really painful and crazy but did you notice how it got in..?

我有个问题….那颗石头最开始是怎么跑到那里去的？！？真的，听上去就很疼很疯狂啊，不过话说，你知道那颗石头是怎么进到你身体里的吗…？

Jingjia Xu
No idea, and my high school classmate said her friend had a similar story except the stone was in the bellybutton(her friend went to the hospital to remove the stone). Guess human body is full of mysteries.

我完全不晓得，我高中同学还跟我说她一朋友有个类似的经历，只不过人石头是在肚脐那儿（她朋友是去医院把石头取出来的）。或许人类的身体就是这么神秘充满未知吧。