【VA-11 Hall-A】赛博朋克酒保行动剧情文本——第十八天（2）

　　整合自游戏文件夹steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括全剧情中英文文本——各种不同酒触发的不同对话选项与剧情分支走向，以及Jill在家里的每日手机资讯。会有部分对话删减，重点提名某小可爱和某主播————说的就是十不存一的这一篇。

　　萌新可从零开始，若是对幕后趣闻＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感兴趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。

Dana：你和Gil去休息一下。我来给这位小姐找点乐子。

Dana: You and Gil take a break. I'll entertain the missy here.

 

Jill：……好的。

Jill: ...alright.

 

Dana：啊，Jill。我的意思是，把Gil也带上。

Dana: Ah, Jill. By that I meant, take Gil with you.

 

Dana：我可不希望他哼哼着跑到路中间然后被卡车给碾了。

Dana: I don't want him humming to the middle of the road and right into a truck's grill.

　

Dana：哈……Grilled Gil。（“Grill”为卡车前护栏，指被撞的Gil，这里取谐音）。

Dana: Heh... Grilled Gil.

 

Jill：说得对。

Jill: Right.

 

Jill：好啦Gil，跟我来。

Jill: Alright Gil, come with me.

 

Gillian：诶？

Gillian: Eh?

Jill：来一根吗？

Jill: Want one?

 

Gillian：嗯？不必了，我不抽烟。

Gillian: Hm? No thanks, I don't smoke.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

Jill：好吧。我收到了Alma的回信。

Jill: Alright, I got a text from Alma.

 

Jill：Boss！Alma没跟Gil上床！

Jill: BOSS! ALMA AND GIL DIDN'T F 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  CK!

 

Dana：喔，真扫兴。

Dana: WELL, THAT'S A BUMMER.

 

Jill：她倒是向你表示祝贺。

Jill: She is sending congratulations your way though.

 

Gillian：向她转达我的谢意……吧。

Gillian: Tell her I said thanks... I guess.

 

Jill：那么，是哪个女孩这么走运？

Jill: So, who was the lucky girl?

 

Gillian：……

Gillian: ...

Gillian：你知道我不太喜欢谈这种事。

Gillian: I don't feel comfortable talking about that, you know?

 

Jill：可是你也让我很难办呀。

Jill: You don't make things easy for me though.

 

Gillian：为什么？

Gillian: How so?

 

Jill：我是说，你真的很难接近，你知道吗？

Jill: I mean, you're pretty hard to get close to, you know?

 

Jill：你从不提及自己的事。你很健谈，但仅限于跟自己无关的时候。

Jill: You never talk about yourself. You're talkative, so long as it doesn't involve you directly.

 

Jill：拿你开玩笑基本上是唯一一种能够同你进行交流的方式。

Jill: Teasing you is literally the only way I know to get through to you.

 

Gillian：你这话让我觉得自己像某个孤僻的独行侠。

Gillian: You make me sound like some weird loner.

 

Jill：你就是个孤僻的独行侠。

Jill: You ARE a weird loner.

 

Jill：至少你该告诉我自己是否享受跟……管她是谁一起度过的时光。

Jill: At least tell me if you enjoyed the night you spent with... whoever it was.

 

Gillian：……我很享受。

Gillian: ...I did.

 

Jill：那就好！

Jill: Good for you!

 

Jill：你为什么一直在在哼哼这首Sunshine Stone？

Jill: Why are you humming Sunshine Stone so much though?

 

Gillian：啊，自从那个偶像姑娘昨天再来之后……

Gillian: Well, after that idol girl came yesterday again...

 

Gillian：我试了试听她的唱片集……然后就根本停不下来了，只想着哼唱或者再听几遍。

Gillian: I looked up her discography and... I can't stop humming or listening to them.

 

Jill：这样啊。

Jill: Right.

 

Jill：……哦，天哪，你该不会是跟那个偶像姑娘上床了吧？

Jill: ...oh god. You didn't fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  k the idol girl, did you?

 

Gillian：没。但这会是个问题吗？

Gillian: No. Why would that be a problem, though?

Jill：不知道，这只是很……奇怪。

Jill: I don't know, it'd just feel... weird.

 

Jill：好了就休息到这儿，咱们回去吧。

Jill: Well, that's that for the break. Let's go back.

 

Gillian：好的。

Gillian: Right.

 

Jill：哦还有，Gil？

Jill: Oh, and Gil?

 

Gillian：嗯？

Gillian: Hm?

 

Jill：记住我希望你能敞开心扉，我真的希望。

Jill: Keep in mind what I said about opening up more. I mean it.

 

Jill：这样我们就不必总是取笑你了。

Jill: That way we won't tease you so often.

 

Gillian：这话从你口中说出来，简直是这一整年中我听到的最古怪的话。

Gillian: Listening to you say that has to be the weirdest thing I've heard this year.

 

Jill：闭嘴。

Jill: Shut up.

Jill：好好好啦，就这样。

Jill: Aaand, that's that.

 

Jill：回来了。

Jill: Back.

 

Dorothy：你俩在后面做什么呢？

Dorothy: What were you two doing back there?

 

Jill：上床。

Jill: Fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  king.

 

Dorothy：哦，看来只是在聊天。

Dorothy: Oh, so just chatting then.

 

Gillian：哼……哼哼哼……

Gillian: Hm... hmhm...

 

Dorothy：我的天呐，你俩真的上 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  床了？

Dorothy: Holy crap, did you two really fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  k?!

Dorothy：John一脸那种事后欲仙欲死的表情。

Dorothy: John has the face of a man who fuc 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  ed to death recently.

 

Gillian：……

Gillian: ...

 

Jill：看吧，Gil，你这样太明显了。

Jill: See, Gil? You're making it too obvious.

 

Gillian：为什么？！

Gillian: HOW?!

 

Jill：今天想来点什么？

Jill: What will you have today?

 

Dorothy：来杯Gut Punch吧。

Dorothy: I'll have a Gut Punch.

 

Jill：马上就……诶？

Jill: Coming right... eh?

 

Dorothy：怎么？

Dorothy: What?

 

Jill：没—没什么……

Jill: N-Nothing...

 【Gut Punch】

Jill：请—请用……

Jill: H-Here...

 

Dorothy：别这样看着我啦！

Dorothy: Stop looking at me like that!

Jill：抱歉。

Jill: Sorry.

【其他酒，失误】

Jill：请—请用。

Jill: H-Here.

 

Dorothy：喂喂，这是错的！

Dorothy: Come on! This is wrong.

 

Jill：抱歉，你吓了我一跳。

Jill: Sorry, you took me by surprise.

 

Jill：你没事吧？你会点这样的东西真的很奇怪。

Jill: Are you okay? It's weird for you to order something like that.

 

Dorothy：是啊，我只是想试试新鲜的东西。

Dorothy: Yeah, I'm just trying out stuff.

 

Dorothy：你知道Lilim的舌头是被设计成通过化学构造来分辨食物的吗？

Dorothy: Did you know Lilim tongues are designed to identify food using the chemical components?

 

Dorothy：我们的舌头是依照人类的模板来设计的。

Dorothy: Our tongues were designed with the human ones in mind.

 

Dorothy：举例而言，跟你们一样，我们能最先察觉到的味道是酸味和苦味。

Dorothy: For example, the first flavors that we detect are sour and bitter, just like you guys.

 

Dorothy：我查看过自己的个人数据，我的感官灵敏度是1.2235倍。

Dorothy: I checked my personal specs and apparently, my sensitivity is set to 1.2235x.

 

Dorothy：这让我更加讨厌这些味道，因为我的感觉要强烈的多。

Dorothy: That makes me hate those flavors because I feel them harder.

 

Jill：为何做这么多……自我说明？

Jill: Why all that... exposition?

 

Jill：我是说，我肯定不是不感兴趣，但是为什么提起这些？

Jill: I mean, I'd lie if I say I wasn't interested, but why?

 

Dorothy：唔，自上次之后，我感到好奇，然后开始查看我的系统运转的具体数据。

Dorothy: Well, after last time, I got curious and started checking how many of my systems worked in detail.

 

Dorothy：比如说，我的指尖对振动的触感是如此的敏锐，你甚至可以拿它们来做测震仪。

Dorothy: For example, the tips of my fingers are so sensitive to vibrations, you could make a seismograph with them.

 

Jill：嗯哼。

Jill: Huh.

 

Dorothy：而在检索之后，我发现这些都是基于人类生理运作制成的。

Dorothy: And checking that, I've found that it's all based on how humans work.

 

Dorothy：这让我想起你所说的话。

Dorothy: And that got me thinking about what you said.

 

Dorothy：我是说，为了使我的系统正常运转，人类必须明白他们自己的一切如何运作。

Dorothy: I mean, for my systems to work, humans had to understand how they work.

 

Dorothy：而有了所有这些探索发现做基础，我的身体显得一点也不虚假。

Dorothy: And after all those discoveries, they're not any more or less artificial.

 

Dorothy：我为什么该那么想呢？

Dorothy: Why should I be?

 

Dorothy：我不知道该怎么说，但面对这一切让我在瞬间感觉到……真实。

Dorothy: I don't know, looking up all of that suddenly made me feel... real.

 

Dorothy：这跟我上次的感受正好形成鲜明反差，我觉得此时此刻我真的就在这里，脚踏实地。

Dorothy: It was the opposite of what I felt last time, I feel like I'm here right now.

 

Jill：那真的是太好了。

Jill: Glad to hear that.

 

Dorothy：好啦好啦，现在该来点甜味的啦。

Dorothy: Alright then, let's try something sweet now.

【甜味的】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Dorothy：啊，好棒。

Dorothy: Ah, nice.

【失误】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Dorothy：噗呜呜呜呜！错啦！

Dorothy: BUUUUZZZ! Wrong!

 

Jill：说实话，这对我来说有点超现实了。

Jill: To be honest, it's a bit surreal for me.

 

Dorothy：什么？

Dorothy: What?

 

Jill：我在这里同你对话，而你能像一个人类一样回应我，你甚至在向我表达由衷的喜悦。

Jill: I'm here talking to you and you're answering like any human would, you're even expressing happiness.

 

Jill：还记得小时候，我经常试图和AI发起对话。

Jill: I remember when I was a kid, I usually tried to strike conversations with AIs.

 

Jill：但是聊一小会儿之后，他们就会……开始不断重复自己内置的回答，一遍又一遍说着同样的话。

Jill: But after a bit, they'd just... start looping through their built-in answers, repeating the same things over and over.

 

Jill：这总会一下子把我拉回现实中来。

Jill: That always made me crash back into reality.

 

Jill：每当想起这些往事，就觉得现在能有像你这样先进的AI在我面前，简直是……奇迹。

Jill: When I think back to that, having such advanced AIs like you here right now, it's... amazing.

 

Jill：我不清楚，也许我内心中正在为孩提时的梦想能够成真而感到喜悦吧。

Jill: I don't know, it makes my inner child happy to see something she always dreamt of.

 

Jill：每当我变得悲观厌世时，这都能为我带来慰藉。

Jill: It helps when I feel particularly cynical.

 

Dorothy：噢……你真是过奖了。

Dorothy: Aw... you flatter me.

 

Jill：另外，我一直觉得人类就像自然生成的Lilim一样。

Jill: Besides, I've always thought about humans like nature's Lilim.

 

Jill：构造的方式或许大相径庭，但我们也一样，在很久很久以前从更简单的生命形式演化而来。

Jill: The method might have been different, but we, too, evolved from a more simple form ages ago.

 

Jill：如果许多年后Lilim也能够创造出生物学意义上的生命的话，那就形成了一整个生命的循环了。

Jill: If Lilim manage to create biological life years from now, it will all have come full circle.

 

Dorothy：所以我是不是该把这理解为……

Dorothy: So what should I take from this is...

 

Dorothy：你爱我？

Dorothy: You love me?

Jill：别想太多了。

Jill: Don't overdo it.

 

Jill：还想要什么吗？

Jill: Anything else?

 

Dorothy：来一杯Suger Rush吧。

Dorothy: Let's go with a Sugar Rush.

 

Jill：好的。

Jill: Ok.

 【Suger Rush】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Dorothy：即使陷入困惑之时，我对它的爱也一样真实。

Dorothy: Even in doubt, my love for these is real.

 

Jill：多么浪漫。

Jill: How romantic.

【失误】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Dorothy：宝贝儿，这可是真的，真的好烂。

Dorothy: Honey, this is real. Real bullshit.

 

Jill：*噗*

Jill: *pfffft*

 

Jill：所以我想你已经解决了自己的唯我论危机？

Jill: So I take it the solipsist problem got solved?

 

Dorothy：嗯哼。

Dorothy: Yup.

 【第十二天Ｄｏｒｏｔｈｙ点单正确后解锁结局后的对话】

Dorothy：所有的……真实性危机都是从那天开始的。

Dorothy: All the... reality crisis started the other day.

Dorothy：我的妈妈……监护人……

Dorothy: My mo-... guardian...

 

Jill：叫她妈妈就好，没人在意的。

Jill: Call her mom, nobody's judging you.

 

Dorothy：妈—妈妈决定同她女儿女朋友的妈妈见面。

Dorothy: M-Mom decided to meet with the mother of her daughter's girlfriend.

 

Dorothy：那是个非常感人的会面，双方都说她们觉得好像是为生活中漫长的一章画上了句点。

Dorothy: It was a very emotional meeting. They both said they felt like they closed a long chapter.

 

Dorothy：我很感动，但正是那时出现了怀疑的种子。

Dorothy: I was moved, but that's when it set in.

 

Dorothy：“我为什么会感动？”我又没有见到过她们，我的这些感动从何而来？

Dorothy: "Why was I moved?" "I never met any of them, so where do these feelings come from?"

 

Dorothy：“为什么我能够感知到事物？我真的感受到它们了吗？”

Dorothy: "Why do I feel things?" "Do I really feel them?"

 

Dorothy：“我该怎么知道自己的感觉不是某个人按下某个按钮后生成的结果？”

Dorothy: "What tells me someone else isn't pressing a button to make me feel that?"

 

Dorothy：“谁能向我保证我就在我的体内？”“所谓‘真实’究竟为何物？”

Dorothy: "What tells me I'm in my body?" "What is 'real'?"

 

Dorothy：轰隆！

Dorothy: BOOM!

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Dorothy：哦，现在不用担心了，我没事了。

Dorothy: Oh, don't worry by the way. I'm fine.

 

Jill：谢天谢地，看到你那么难过真的很不对劲……

Jill: Thank god, it's unnatural to see you down like that...

 

Streaming-chan：天呐，那个Gogo可真帅炸了。

Streaming-chan: Man, that Gogo is a blast.

 

Dana：你不想去跟Didi聊上几句么？

Dana: Don't you feel like talking a bit more with Didi?

 

Streaming-chan：那个Didi简直太蠢了，而Gogo又已经累了。

Streaming-chan: Didi is too much of a prick, and Gogo is tired.

 

Streaming-chan：而且我想再跟调酒师们聊上几句。

Streaming-chan: Besides, I wanna talk with the bartenders.

 

Jill：哦操。

Jill: Oh f 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  ck.

 

Dana：好吧，我尽力了。Jill，我回办公室了。

Dana: Well, I tried. Jill, I'll be in my office.

 

Streaming-chan：可爱的小女孩型Lilim！

Streaming-chan: Cute little girl Lilim!

Dorothy：ＳＱ主播！

Dorothy: Camgirl!

 

Jill：啊……真晦气。

Jill: Oh... fiddlesticks.

 

Streaming-chan：你叫什么啊，小女孩？

Streaming-chan: What's your name, girl?

 

Dorothy：我是Dorothy Haze，为您效劳！

Dorothy: I'm Dorothy Haze, at your service!

 

Streaming-chan：你经常来这里么？

Streaming-chan: Do you come here often?

 

Dorothy：你对我来电了吗？

Dorothy: Are you hitting on me?

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Streaming-chan：嗨Dorothy，我正在进行一场直播，你愿意配合一下吗？

Streaming-chan: Hey Dorothy, I'm in the middle of a live stream. Do you wanna participate?

 

Dorothy：当然！好像很有趣！

Dorothy: Sure! Sounds fun!

 

Streaming-chan：好，让我听听你的推荐……我下一杯该喝点什么？

Streaming-chan: Okay, let's take a recommendation from you. What should I drink next?

 

Dorothy：试试Sugar Rush。

Dorothy: Try the Sugar Rush.

 

Streaming-chan：调酒师！来一杯Sugar Rush！

Streaming-chan: Bartender! A Sugar Rush over here!

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Streaming-chan：调！酒！师！

Streaming-chan: Bar! Ten! Der!

 

Jill：抱歉，你说什么？

Jill: Sorry, what?

 

Streaming-chan：请给我一杯Sugar Rush。

Streaming-chan: Sugar Rush, please.

 

Jill：好的。

Jill: Right.　

 【Sugar Rush】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Streaming-chan：点得好，Dorothy！

Streaming-chan: Good choice, Dorothy!

 

Dorothy：耶！

Dorothy: Yaay!

【失误】

Jill：请慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

 

Streaming-chan：搞错啦，调酒师！

Streaming-chan: Wrong order, bartender!

 

Dorothy：吁——！

Dorothy: Boooo!

 

Dorothy：所以，你在我的地盘做什么？嗯……

Dorothy: So, what are you doing in my turf? Um...

 

Jill：Streaming-chan。

Jill: Streaming-chan.

 

Streaming-chan：叫我？

Streaming-chan: Yes?

 

Jill：不，我是说，她这么称呼自己。

Jill: No, I mean. That's what she calls herself.

 

Dorothy：天哪，这名字真烂。

Dorothy: Man, that's a tacky name.

 

Streaming-chan：是，但这是属于我的烂名字。

Streaming-chan: Yeah, but it's my tacky name.

 

Streaming-chan：好吧，这其实不是我的真名。

Streaming-chan: Actually, that's not really my name.

 

Dorothy：那么你的真名是什么呢？

Dorothy: What's your real name, then?

 

Streaming-chan：在Streaming-chan惊艳的面具背后潜藏的乃是低调的Nicole Chen！

Streaming-chan: Behind Streaming-chan's awesome mask lies the humble Nicole Chen!

 

Jill：（低调……）

Jill: (Humble...)

 

Dorothy：为什么不自称为Streaming Chen呢？

Dorothy: Why not call yourself Streaming Chen?

 

Streaming-chan：你提的这个问题很有趣。

Streaming-chan: It's funny that you mention it.

 

Streaming-chan：你看，刚开始直播的时候我叫自己Nico Nico Chen。

Streaming-chan: You see, when I started I called myself Nico Nico Chen.

 

Streaming-chan：后来换了直播网站，所以这个名字感觉有点不合适。因而我开始叫自己Streaming Chen。

Streaming-chan: I changed websites, so the name felt a bit out of place. Thus I became Streaming Chen.

 

Streaming-chan：但是每个人都管我叫Streaming-chan，所以我也就沿用了。

Streaming-chan: Everyone nicknamed me Streaming-chan though, so I just went along with it.

 

Dorothy：哦我明白了。

Dorothy: Oh yeah, I get it.

 

Dorothy：我一度想就叫自己Dolores Haze。

Dorothy: At one point I was gonna call myself Dolores Haze.

 

Dorothy：但不久后我意识到这名字给人的感觉就像当头一闷棍那么温柔……

Dorothy: But then I realized the name was as subtle as a brick to the face.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Streaming-chan：不管这些。我这次之所以来这里，是因为上次来的时候，我的访客数量不知为何同平常比有显著的增幅。

Streaming-chan: Anyway. I'm here because the last time I came, I ended up with greater viewer numbers than usual.

 

Streaming-chan：因而我想要再次给这些忠实的观众以最好的招待！

Streaming-chan: And so, I wanted to treat my loyal audience again!

 

Dorothy：哦哦，我明白了。

Dorothy: Oooh, I see.

 

Dorothy：那你可来对了地方。尤其是你想要舒服地找点乐子的话！

Dorothy: Well, you came to the right place, especially if you're looking for some comfy fun!

 

Dorothy：这边的宝贝儿或许看上去刻薄，但你只需要打破她的保护壳。

Dorothy: Honey here might seem harsh, but you just need to crack her shell.

 

Jill：闭嘴。

Jill: Shut up.

 

Dorothy：看？你只要在合适的时间说点合适的话，然后她就变成了宝贝儿！

Dorothy: See? You just need to say the right thing at the right time and she becomes a sweetheart.

 

Jill：给我安静。

Jill: Quiet, you.

 

Dorothy：别装样子啦，你知道这是对的。

Dorothy: Don't play hard to get. You know it's true.

 

Jill：嗨，主播姑娘。

Jill: Hey, stream girl.

 

Streaming-chan：在这。

Streaming-chan: That's me.

 

Jill：我肯定会后悔问的，但你不该有个赞助商么？

Jill: I'll regret asking this, but don't you have a sponsor?

 

Jill：这么久没看见一点点广告感觉很奇怪。

Jill: It's weird that it's been this long without SOME advertisement.

 

Streaming-chan：我有，但是你看……

Streaming-chan: I HAVE, but you see...

 

Streaming-chan：跟他们的合约到期了，所以Marvin，那个业务员就得准备一个新的。

Streaming-chan: The contract with them expired, so Marvin, the business guy or whatever had to make a new one.

 

Streaming-chan：鉴于里面还要加点东西，他本准备把草案送给他的律师，但……

Streaming-chan: He was gonna send the draft to his lawyer as it had a couple of additions, but...

 

Streaming-chan：唔……

Streaming-chan: Um...

 

Streaming-chan：这么说吧，他过度沉迷于我的VR模型，以至于合约变得有点……不堪入目。

Streaming-chan: Let's say he got too excited with my VR model and the contract became... unreadable.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Dorothy：哦，所以他用合约来……

Dorothy: Oh, so he used the contract to...

 

Streaming-chan：嗯哼。他把合约剪成了条内裤，然后用来在自己的Ｙ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｊ上摩擦自慰。

Streaming-chan: Yup. He cut it into a pair of panties and ruBBed it vigorously on his p 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  is.

 

Streaming-chan：我是说，你会认为即使在成人VR产业里，也总该有些……被遵循的底线。

Streaming-chan: I mean, you'd expect certain... principles to be upheld, even in the adult VR industry.

 

Streaming-chan：我举报了他，然后他被开除了。但现在他们得找个新的业务员什么的。

Streaming-chan: I reported him and he got fired, but now they're looking for a new business person thing.

 

Streaming-chan：实话实说，我觉得他Ｊ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｂ上全都是纸割的伤口，就已经算是惩罚了。

Streaming-chan: Honestly, I think the paper cuts all over his d 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  k are punishment enough.

 

Streaming-chan：但我是说……为什么是合约？

Streaming-chan: But I mean... why the contract?

 

Streaming-chan：我不在乎他对着我的一个影像发 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  情自 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｗ，但为什么是合约上的那个？！

Streaming-chan: I don't mind it if he jacked off to an image of me, but the contract?!

 

Streaming-chan：你这可是在浪费眼前活生生的钱啊！

Streaming-chan: That's money that you're soiling right there!

 

Streaming-chan： 如果不是公司老板亲自拜访，向我一再致歉的话，本该就此毁约的。

Streaming-chan: I would've gone back on the deal, were it not for the owner paying me a visit and apologizing profusely.

 

Streaming-chan：有些人真心……

Streaming-chan: Some people seriously...

 

Dorothy：啊……Ｊ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｂ被纸割伤。

Dorothy: Ah...  【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  ick paper cuts.

Dorothy：我见识过许多“发狂教师性幻想”一类的东西，知道那会有多可怕。

Dorothy: I've done enough "crazed teacher fantasies" to know how they can be a problem.

 

Jill：我觉得你不需要经历过这些也会知道的。

Jill: I don't think you need to have experience to understand that.

 

Jill：……话说，Gil那副苦脸已经保持一分钟了。

Jill: ...that said, Gil's been grimacing for a full minute now.

 

Gillian：别……在意我。

Gillian: Don't... mind me.

 

Streaming-chan：哈……

Streaming-chan: Huh...

 

Streaming-chan：但你知道，我喜欢你，Dorothy。为什么我们不来杯啤酒（Beer）庆祝一下呢？我请客！

Streaming-chan: But you know, I like you, Dorothy. Why don't we celebrate with Beers? My treat!

 

Dorothy：好啊！

Dorothy: Alright!

 

Streaming-chan：两大杯啤酒（Beer），宝贝儿！

Streaming-chan: Two big Beers, Honey!

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 【两大杯啤酒】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Streaming-chan：干杯！

Streaming-chan: Cheers!

 

Dorothy：干杯！

Dorothy: Cheers!

【两普通杯啤酒，不算失误但小费只有５０】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Streaming-chan：天哪，这大杯是不是小了点。

Streaming-chan: Man, this big stuff is actually quite small.

 

Streaming-chan：哦好吧，干杯！

Streaming-chan: Oh well, cheers!

 

Dorothy：干杯（Kanpai）！

Dorothy: Kanpai!

 【只对了一杯啤酒】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Dorothy：这杯啤酒就让给你吧。由你来喝的话，你的观众会更享受的。

Dorothy: You have the Beer. Your viewers will enjoy it more if you drink it.

 

Streaming-chan：你让我感动得热泪盈眶，Dorothy。

Streaming-chan: You bring a tear to my eye, Dorothy.

 

Streaming-chan：你的牺牲不会被遗忘的！

Streaming-chan: Your sacrifice won't be forgotten!

【两杯都失误】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Streaming-chan：上错啦！

Streaming-chan: Wrong order!

 

Dorothy：噗噗噗噗！

Dorothy: Boooooooo!

 【上了两杯普通啤酒以及　Ｄｏｒｏｔｈｙ今天的点单全部正确以及　ｃｈａｎ今天的点单全部正确后的剧情】

Streaming-chan：好啦！我已经感觉不到自己的脚和舌头啦！是时候Ｙ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｄ起来啦！

Streaming-chan: Alright! I'm not feeling my tongue or my feet! Time to get le 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  d!

Dorothy：你刚说Ｙ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｄ？你要讲什么Ｙ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｄ故事么？

Dorothy: Did I hear l 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  wd? Do you have any stories?

 

Streaming-chan：哼哼哼……这会是开放给非付费用户的福利！    

Streaming-chan: Hmhmhm... this will be a treat for non-premium users!

 

Streaming-chan：我曾经遇到过这么一个坚持要在按摩浴缸里面 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  做的家伙。

Streaming-chan: I once met a guy that insisted on doing it in a jacuzzi.

 

Streaming-chan：他不介意在付费时间中直播，所以我开始架设摄影机。

Streaming-chan: He didn't mind being in Premium time, so I started setting up the cameras.

 

Streaming-chan：然后天哪，这可真是个挑战。

Streaming-chan: And man, was it a challenge.

 

Streaming-chan：我不仅仅想直播水面上的事，还想来点水下动作戏！

Streaming-chan: I wasn't just gonna stream over the water. I wanted some underwater action too!

 

Dorothy：你怎么处理那些泡沫之类的东西？

Dorothy: What did you do with the buBBles and all?

 

Streaming-chan：这根本不是个事！关掉水流就搞定了。

Streaming-chan: That was the least of the problems! We just turned the jets off.

 

Streaming-chan：麻烦在于我不仅要确保镜头不进水，还要注意温度！

Streaming-chan: But not only did I have to make a makeshift underwater cover, I also had to keep in mind the heat!

 

Streaming-chan：高温可对镜头不好。

Streaming-chan: Heat isn't good with cameras.

 

Dorothy：你是不是在给镜头冷却后把它装进了一个鼓袋子里？

Dorothy: Did you try chilling the cam a bit and putting it in a bag with some filling?

 

Streaming-chan：我们的方法更……复杂些。

Streaming-chan: We made something more... convoluted.

 

Streaming-chan：我们找了个冷藏箱，开了个镜头大小的口，然后再用塑料把口封住。

Streaming-chan: We took a small cooler, opened a hole for the lens, and sealed it with plastic.

 

Streaming-chan：确定镜头一切正常之后我开始了录制。

Streaming-chan: I made sure things looked good through the cam and started recording.

 

Streaming-chan：扔进些冷却包，然后把冰箱整个封紧。

Streaming-chan: Threw in some cooling packs, and sealed the fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  k out of the cooler.

 

Dorothy：要做的话不需要些重物固定吗？

Dorothy: Did it need any weight?

 

Streaming-chan：嗯哼！幸运的是，那家伙在健身，所以我们用了些旧哑铃。

Streaming-chan: Yup! Luckily, the guy was into bodybuilding so we used some old dumBBells.

 

Streaming-chan：他的肌肉还特别结实！但那是另一个故事了。

Streaming-chan: He was also ripped as fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  k! But that's another story.

 

Streaming-chan：一切都很顺利！但这也是我最后一次在按摩浴缸里 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  做。

Streaming-chan: It was all a success! But it's also the last time I have s 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  x on a jacuzzi.

 

Streaming-chan：在高水温下如此热血沸腾……我觉得在做到一半的时候爽死都不足为奇。

Streaming-chan: Blood rushing, hot water... I felt like I was dying midway through it.

 

Streaming-chan：感谢上帝他中途决定出水继续，要不然我稳死无疑了。

Streaming-chan: Thank god he decided to resume the action out of the water midway through it, or I would've surely died.

Dorothy：至少这哥们儿没把自己点着了。

Dorothy: At least the guy didn't burn himself.

 

Streaming-chan：什么意思？

Streaming-chan: What do you mean?

Dorothy：我之后考虑过投资买一个冷却系统，但那东西实在既贵又派不上什么用场所以就算了。

Dorothy: I considered investing in a cooling system, but it's so situational and expensive that I'll pass.

 

Dorothy：而且冷却系统需要的维护工作太多了。

Dorothy: Besides, those cooling systems require too much maintenance.

 

Streaming-chan：等等等等下！我本来该走了但……介意今晚也来加入我的大越轨么？

Streaming-chan: Waaaaait! I think I should leave, but... care to join me in escapades for the rest of the night?

 

Dorothy：我可以在夜晚结束时为自己打个广告吗？

Dorothy: Can I plug my services at the end of the night?

 

Streaming-chan：当然！

Streaming-chan: Sure!

 

Dorothy：那算上我一个！我有些超级棒的故事。

Dorothy: Then count me in! I've got the perfect stories.

 

Streaming-chan：那咱们就出发吧。

Streaming-chan: Let us be on our way then.

 

Streaming-chan：再会，调酒师！

Streaming-chan: Goodbye, bartender!

 

Dorothy：拜拜，宝贝儿！

Dorothy: Bye, honey!

 

Dorothy：那就开始讲啦。

Dorothy: Well, let's start the story.

 

Dorothy：你看，有过这么一个Mega圣诞……

Dorothy: You see, there was this Mega Santa...

 

Streaming-chan：等等，当真？！

Streaming-chan: Wait, seriously?!

 

Jill：……她们走了。

Jill: ...they left.

 

Jill：一对儿魔鬼组合。

Jill: A pair made in hell.

 

Jill：起码她们看上去很享受。

Jill: At least they look like they're having fun.

 

Jill：（不过那水下摄影的方法听上去太他妈复杂了。）

Jill: (That method of filming underwater sounded convoluted as fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  k though.)

 

Jill：（但我想你在兴头上的时候很难冷静思考。）

Jill: (But I guess it's hard to keep a cool head when you're horny.)

 【两杯啤酒点单失误或者　 Ｄｏｒｏｔｈｙ今天的点单任何一处失误或者　 ｃｈａｎ今天的任何一处失误后的剧情】

Streaming-chan：那么，Dorothy，你的职业是？

Streaming-chan: So, what do you do, Dorothy?

 

Dorothy：Ｘ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  工作者。

Dorothy: S 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  x worker.

 

Streaming-chan：真的？你不会碰巧也有男同事吧，有吗？

Streaming-chan: Really? You wouldn't happen to have male co-workers, do you?

 

Dorothy：难道你有我还不够吗？

Dorothy: Am I not good enough for you?

 

Streaming-chan：认真起来了？不，抱歉。是我说过了。

Streaming-chan: Getting serious? No, sorry. Fooling around maybe.

 

Streaming-chan：不过我还是想为一些付费会员专享的夜晚加点猛料。

Streaming-chan: Still, I wanna spice up some premium nights, so...

 

Dorothy：你有名片吗？我可以给你发一些号码和照片。

Dorothy: Do you have a card? I could send you some numbers and pics.

 

Streaming-chan：当然，这就是。

Streaming-chan: Sure! Here you go.

 

Dorothy：而这是我的！以防万一你改变心意想找我。

Dorothy: And here's mine! Just in case you change your mind.

 

Dorothy：嗨，搞Ｓ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｑ直播真的是好工作吗？

Dorothy: Hey, is camgirling like that a good job?

 

Dorothy：你能挣到钱吗？

Dorothy: Can you earn enough?

 

Streaming-chan：赚大发了！我甚至可以在Glitch City的高档街区买一套公寓！

Streaming-chan: More than enough! I can even afford an apartment in a high-end district of Glitch City!

 

Streaming-chan：不过这份工作有时会相当有挑战性。

Streaming-chan: It can be a challenge from time to time though.

 

Streaming-chan：你不能指望随便做点什么都能吸引到回头客！

Streaming-chan: You can't just do anything and expect people to come back!

 

Streaming-chan：你必须要多才多艺！保持新鲜感！

Streaming-chan: You need to be varied! Keep it fresh!

 

Streaming-chan：不过一切还算顺利就是了。我是我所在的网站上最受欢迎的主播之一。

Streaming-chan: It's all worked out nicely though. I'm one of the top streamers on my website.

 

Streaming-chan：我甚至得到了这个！

Streaming-chan: I even got this!

Dorothy：一个枕头？

Dorothy: A pillow?

 

Streaming-chan：不只是枕头，这是个上面印有网站站长的抱枕！

Streaming-chan: Not just a pillow, a Dakimakura! With the website's president on it!

 

Streaming-chan：这是网站为我给他们带来的收益而授予的荣誉之证！

Streaming-chan: It's a trophy in honor of all the money I've brought to the website.

 

Streaming-chan：这上甚至还接通了他的专线！我可以随时随地用它向他呼叫技术支持！

Streaming-chan: It's even a direct line to him! I can use it to call him for tech support on the spot!

 

Dorothy：给他打电话，打电话！

Dorothy: Call him, call him!

 

Streaming-chan：让我看看……

Streaming-chan: Let's see...

 

………………

.........

 

Streaming-chan：好吧，在占线。

Streaming-chan: It's busy. Oh well.

 

Streaming-chan：他们对抱枕的唯一限制使用条件，是我不能在……付费内容中使用它。

Streaming-chan: The only condition they stipulated for this Dakimakura is that I can't use it for... premium content.

 

Streaming-chan：当然我也不会用，但你知道……

Streaming-chan: Not that I would have, but you know...

 

Streaming-chan：在无聊又孤单的漫漫长夜里，如果胆量足够的话什么都能被拿来自 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｗ……

Streaming-chan: Boring nights, lonely nights, everything can be a d 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  do if you're brave enough...

 

Streaming-chan：诸如此类。

Streaming-chan: That kind of stuff.

 

Dorothy：是啊，我懂。

Dorothy: Yeah. You tell me.

 

Dorothy：我也可以给你展示点东西，但希望你能让我在结束的时候给自己打点广告。

Dorothy: I can show you something too, but only if you let me promote myself at the end of it all.

 

Streaming-chan：没问题！来吧！

Streaming-chan: Sure! Go ahead!

 

Dorothy：噔噔！

Dorothy: Ta-chan!

Streaming-chan：好萌萌萌萌萌萌萌！！！

Streaming-chan: CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

 

Dorothy：我明白你肯定很熟悉Ｙ 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  Ｄ的主题，但……直播平台真的允许这个吗？

Dorothy: I can see you're no stranger to le 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  d content, but... does the streaming site allow it?

 

Streaming-chan：唔，最初是他们给我提供了直播的条件，但我的网站跟他们的并不在一起。

Streaming-chan: Well, first they gave me the means to stream, but my website was different from theirs.

 

Streaming-chan：无论如何，对成人内容的需求总会增加，所以他们给很多人开了可尽情放纵的后门。

Streaming-chan: Eventually, the demand for adult content grew, so they added lots of gates to let people get l 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】  wd.

 

Dorothy：他们为你专门设立了年龄限制？

Dorothy: They created an age gate because of you?

 

Streaming-chan：嗯哼！

Streaming-chan: Yup!

 

Dorothy：真棒！

Dorothy: Nice!

 

Dorothy：你觉得有什么可能威胁到你的主播吗？

Dorothy: Is there any other streamer you feel might dethrone you?

 

Streaming-chan：嗯，最近MMAJunkie2040的威胁越来越大了。

Streaming-chan: Well, MMAJunkie2040 is seriously becoming a threat by the day.

 

Streaming-chan：他找了只狗跟他一起训练，然后一夜之间大家就都对综合格斗技感兴趣了。

Streaming-chan: He got this dog to train with him and suddenly everyone got interested in mixed martial arts.

 

Streaming-chan：我祝他一切顺利，但……他一定是疯了才会觉得自己能挑战我的地位。

Streaming-chan: I wish him all the best, but... he's crazy if he thinks he'll take away my spot.

 

Dorothy：哦对，那家伙。

Dorothy: Oh yeah. That guy.

 

Dorothy：他更胖的时候要好些。

Dorothy: He was better when he was fatter.

 

Dorothy：不仅那时候显得更滑稽，而且还更……有启发性。

Dorothy: Not only was it all the more funny, it was also more... inspiring.

 

Dorothy：当然我也不怎么喜欢狗。

Dorothy: And I'm not exactly a fan of dogs either.

 

Streaming-chan：嗯，跟你相处很有趣，Dorothy，但我该走了。

Streaming-chan: Well, it's been fun, Dorothy, but I gotta go.

 

Dorothy：介意我跟你再走走吗？

Dorothy: Mind if I stick with you for a bit?

 

Streaming-chan：哦！完全没问题！让我们继续越轨吧。

Streaming-chan: Oh! By all means! Let's continue the escapade then.

 

Dorothy：好的！

Dorothy: Sure!

 

Dorothy：拜拜，宝贝儿！

Dorothy: Bye, Honey!

 

Streaming-chan：再见啦宝贝儿！

Streaming-chan: See ya Honey!

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：（我该提醒Dorothy她的那对“耳朵”其实是信号干扰器么？）

Jill: (Should I remind Dorothy that those "ears" of hers are signal jammers?)

 

Jill：（算了……）

Jill: (Nah...)

 

Jill：（我倒是有点怀疑直播内容会不会因此失真。）

Jill: (I wonder if the stream looks distorted, though)

 

Jill：我们结束了，Boss。

Jill: We're done, Boss.

 

Gillian：天哪，你不觉得棒极了吗？

Gillian: Man, don't you just feel great?

Jill：咱们真还在同一个世界里吗？

Jill: Were we in the same place?

 

Dana：拿去，Jill。

Dana: Here, Jill.

 

Jill：这是什么？

Jill: What's this?

 

Dana：一份奖金。

Dana: A bonus.

 

Dana：今天我尝试了解了一下你每天接触的顾客是什么样，然后……

Dana: Today I got a taste of the kind of clients you deal with and...

 

Dana：……请继续加油。

Dana: ...keep it up.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Dana：好啦，明天就是大喜的日子了，做好准备吧。

Dana: Well, tomorrow is the big day, so get ready.

 

Dana：这话是对你们两个说的！

Dana: That goes for both of you!

　　ｃｈａｎ的介绍因为各种你懂的原因被删减了很多，感兴趣的欢迎移步贴吧，老样子链接放最底下————

　实不相瞒，除了最后一天和Ａｎｎａ篇外，咱以及没有幕后故事可以说了，可以提一嘴的也都在角色介绍聊过了，所以只能随便搬点官推上有意思的东西了＿（：з」∠）＿。。。

　　

　天堂七分钟————

Jill：是Alma吗？你跟她玩“天堂七分钟”去了？Was it Alma? Did you have seven minutes in heaven with her?

　　Nico Nico————

Streaming-chan：你看，刚开始直播的时候我叫自己Nico Nico Chen。 You see, when I started I called myself Nico Nico Chen.

　　Kanpai————

Streaming-chan：哦好吧，干杯！Oh well, cheers!

Dorothy：干杯（Kanpai）！ Kanpai!

　

天堂的七分钟————https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A4%A9%E5%A0%82%E7%9A%84%E4%B8%83%E5%88%86%E9%90%98

Niconico动画————https://baike.baidu.com/item/Niconico%E5%8A%A8%E7%94%BB/2200349?fr=aladdin

Kanpai————https://zhidao.baidu.com/question/97251636.html

【VA-11】 角色介绍——Streaming-chan

————https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7515776004

【ＶＡ－１１】　酒吧指南·官推系列————https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7403558141