（日更）看笑话, 猜谜语, 学英语 2020.3.25

Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock. 

有两个人在丛林里走着。一位背着枪，一位背着块大石头。

The one with the rock asks the other man, "Why do you have a gun on your back?"

背着石头的人问另一位：“你为什么背了把枪？”

The guy replies, "When a wild animal comes, I can defend myself. And what about you, why the rock?"

那人回答：“要是有野生动物出没的话，我能保护我自己。你呢，背石头干什么？”

The guy with the rock smiles proudly, "When a wild animal comes, I can throw the rock away and run much faster!"

背石头的人骄傲地笑了笑，说，“要是有野生动物出没的话，我把石头一扔，就可以跑得更快了！”

昨日谜语答案：

Ireland's. Because every year it's Dublin.(Doubling)

爱尔兰首都都柏林在英文里的谐音是“翻倍”。每年都翻倍。

今日谜语：

What kind of driver doesn't know how to drive?