洋洋大桥08

写在前面的话

1.本文纯属虚构，仅仅作为娱乐向

2.本文为纯英文，如有错误敬请指出（文后有中文翻译）

3.本文这回是在工作室写的，可能效果好点

4.文中的反派均为绿色文字

5.本文的神游内容为紫色文字（可能有不合理成分，敬请谅解，并在评论区给出合理说明）  

After entering my room, I checked my room over and over again. This time, I found a mini camera and a voice recorder.

“Well, maybe I am a high value target, and I will have a greater risk.”

I turned off cellphones and laptop, continued practicing my interview.

Then I felt asleep，I laid on the bed.

During sleeping, I dreamed of a weird question：why I met something bad while I talked over some excellent girls‘ names or beautiful women teachers’s names by accident（those teachers are doctor or master）?

I remembered when I talked over those names by accident, car crashes, drowning, falling off a cliff even car bomb exploding came to me.

Ten years ago, I went to travel in Shanghai Pudong new district. During the trip，I admired a talented girl .That time, she was my superior, and she lived near my house. I knew her in an art show. I even wanted to pursuit her in Jin Mao Tower.

When I thought her，my mind played Lykke LI’s I Follow Rivers.

But she refused me politely and called her friends to tease me. Because she didn’t want to find a boyfriend.

I felt I lost something beautiful and left Shanghai.

Two months later, my friend drove his olive-green Fort Focus with me and went out together.

I told my story happened in Shanghai Pudong new district. He laughed and drove faster.

“Well，she is…”I exclaimed over.

I looked out of the window.

“Drive Slowly, your car speed is so fast. And outside is raining.” I spoke.

“Woo！Woo！Woo！”He felt in panic，I sat straightly，the car turned over.

Luckily，we fastened the seatbelt. We didn’t hurt seriously.

After the accident，we didn’t mention her.

From then on，when I called their whole name a bit，I would have something bad.

 

I woke up.

“OH，I want to go outside, if not, my interview effect will be affected. But outside is really dangerous, What should I do?”

I looked at outside, I thought it would dark later.

I changed a leisure clothes, changed glasses and earphone, put on medical mask.

I called a ridesharing taxi to a distant music restaurant to eat some I haven’t eaten.

When I left the hotel，I met Detective F，Detective C and Thug Vito. Thug Vito was drinking beverage.

 

But they didn’t notice me at all.

Thug Vito looked around and said：“Nothing，we can wait.”

Thug Joe came，and sent a sticky note to Detective C：“Vito, Sienna, and Savana are ready.”  

“Well, tonight we will sleep in cars, then we can arrest them about 7:00 A.M.” Thug Vito suggested.

 

The ridesharing taxi came.

To my surprised，the taxi was Audi A6.

During the ride，I said nothing .I just looked around the cars.

To active the atmosphere, driver played the Fehlfarben‘s Ein Jahr

He asked carefully: “Would you like this song?”

I agreed and said: “I like different kinds of songs.”

10 minutes later, I got to the restaurant.

 

I came to this music restaurant. This restaurant is so beautiful and classic. More important，there were young people in this restaurant.

I went to a seat which was near the window. I ordered the mutton fried noodles and seafood soup.

Young people sang the Bella Ciao and Ievan Polkka crazily. I watched everywhere. Fine，no one would spy me. But I didn’t to dare to let my guard down.

When those young people sang tired，I ordered Two feet‘s Quick Musical Doodles.

I quickly order Citronella Lemon Green Tea. Any way，I couldn’t drink any alcohol beverage.

Later，I paid a fee to order Two feet‘s Lost the Game and Ella. Young people felt happily.

“I love Two feet！！！” Young people shouted crazily and sang.

“You remember，you remember my love，you sold your soul for…”a couple sang while touching each other.

“Ella，are you next to me…” a drunk European student sang so moved.

10 minutes later，I checked out and returned to hotel.

 

 

At the same time，Detective C and Detective D drove a dark blue Granvia to arrest a guy. “The guy was a good student，and he had many patents.” Detective C indicated.

“Hello！”Detective D greeted him.

“What？Who？”the guy asked confused and looked around.

Detective C and Detective D caught him quickly！and he was dragged by Thug Joe to the Granvia.

Detective D showed a needle and warned：“Be quiet and turn off phones. We come from Gorza Abstergo university of technology. In fact ,I am an examiner，or you can call me teacher D.“

“What is your name，and sign your name on this item.”

“Andrew W.”the guy said worried and signed his name nervously.

“Now，be quiet，please.“Thug Joe said seriously and drove away.

“Granvia caught a big fish. What about you？“Detective C reported.

“Multivan caught too. He is called García J.”

“Savana caught too. I even used the needle to make the target to calm down. He is Bill Ming. “

“MAXUS G50 caught too. I put him off straightly. He is called Vladimir Van.”

 

 

 

I called the ridesharing taxi again. This time was black Honda CIVIC PHEV.

“Hello！fasten your seatbelt.” driver greeted.

“OK，would you like to drive faster？”I requested.

“Sure.”

Driver played Leonard Cohen‘s The Future. I hummed with driver.

When I hummed to“I’ve seen the nations rise and fall，I’ve heard their stories, heard them all ，but love’s the only engine of survival”,I reminded some girls who made besties. I really appreciated them. They were not only beautiful，but also studied hard. More important，they had unknown glamour.   

When passing the Alpha bridge, we saw a horrible scene: a bZ4X taxi was waiting for signal light，it was on the our left lane. One minute later，the turning left bZ4X taxi was hit by a truck which offended the traffic rules, and bZ4X turned over few times. Finally, it stopped on the Alpha bridge. （Tips：their signal light was red, turn left, and then go straight）

Some guards ran to save the driver.

I looked this bZ4X，I reminded something and searched my riding record quickly.

A terrible truth told me：I took that taxi several days ago，which was from high railway station to Gorza Abstergo university of technology.

“Holy cramp！”Driver screamed.

I reminded that taxi driver had a mini medal，then I glared at outside and recorded.

 

“Luckily he hurt not seriously.”a guard checked carefully.

“Woo，woo，woo，isn’t that the big fish，driver Ivan L？” Detective H walked and said.

Spy team leader Frankie laughed：“He is the person that we want. Take him to domestic hospital to trial.”

“No，no，no！I want to call my wife.” taxi driver said painfully.

“Aha，You are the boss of taxi company. Ok，you can call your wife，but you only have 120 seconds. ” Detective H laughed and dragged to hospital.

“I look your medal，I know you everything. You can speak Chinese，Japanese，English，Russian ，Spanish and French. F##k you！” Frankie used electric shock  guns to shock his d##k，and took away his cellphones.

Some guards carried him to the hospital quietly，injected him with Hypnotic immediately.

Ridesharing taxi driver drove quickly. Two minutes later，arrived the hotel.

I thanked the ridesharing taxi driver and returned to my room. This time，I put on mask and walked on the fire extinguish ladder to 6th floor.

After having a bath，I didn’t feel very sleepy. So I thought maybe I need a Spanish lady or a Vietnamese lady can tell me bedtime stories，then drove her away.（I just wanted to listen bedtime stories！）

“But which one can make me sleep quickly? Maybe myself.”

 

“Oh my god，room 602 has a problem！”hotel manager shocked before going to rest. He sent a message：Someone removed the Room602’s camera and voice recorder.

“Don’t be nervous. Tomorrow morning，we can arrest him quickly.” Detective H replied.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

进入我的房间后，我一遍又一遍地检查我的房间。这一次，我发现了一个迷你相机和一个录音机。

“好吧，也许我是一个高价值的目标，我会有更大的风险。”

我关掉手机和笔记本电脑，继续练习面试。

然后我躺在床上睡着了。

 

 

在睡觉的时候，我梦见一个奇怪的问题：为什么我在无意中提及一些优秀女孩的名字或美女老师（那些教师是博士或硕士）全名时遇到了一些不好的事情？

我记得当我偶然提及起这些名字时，车祸、溺水，坠崖，甚至汽车炸弹爆炸的回忆涌上心头。

十年前，我去上海浦东新区旅游。在旅途中，我很欣赏一位才华横溢的女孩。那时，她是我的上司，住在我家附近。我是在一次艺术展上认识她的。我甚至想在金茂大厦追求她。

我想起她时，我的脑海里总播放着Lykke Li的《I Follow Rivers》。

但她礼貌地拒绝了我，并打电话给她的朋友取笑我。因为她不想找男朋友。

我感到失去了美好的东西，随后离开了上海。

两个月后，我的朋友开着他橄榄绿的福特福克斯，带我一起出去闲玩。

我讲述了我发生在上海浦东新区的故事。他笑了，然后开得更快。

“嗯，她是……”我念叨着。

我望向窗外。

“慢慢开，你的车速太快了。外面正在下雨。”我说。

“哇！哇！哇”他觉得很惊慌，我坐直了，车翻了。

幸运的是，我们系好了安全带。我们没有受伤。

事故发生后，我们再也没有提及她。

从那时起，当我稍微提及她们的全名时，我会有一些不好的事情发生。

 

 

我醒了。

“哦，我想出去呐，如果不出去，我的面试效果会受到影响。但外面真的太危险了，我该怎么办？”

我看了看外面，心想一会儿天就黑了。

我换了一身休闲服，换了眼镜和耳机，戴上了医用口罩。

我叫了一辆网约车去远处的一家音乐餐厅吃我从未吃过的东西。

当我离开酒店时，我遇到了侦探F、侦探C和打手维托。打手维托正在喝饮料。

 

但他们根本没有注意到我。

打手维托环顾四周说：“没什么，我们可以等。”

打手乔来了，给侦探C发了一张便签：“维托，赛纳和萨瓦纳（通用汽车的面包车）准备好了。”

“好吧，今晚我们将睡在车里，然后我们可以在早上7点左右逮捕他们。” 打手维托建议道。

 

网约车来了。

令我惊讶的是，那辆出租车是奥迪A6。

在旅途中，我什么也没说。我只是环顾四周。

为了活跃气氛，司机演奏了Fehlfarben的《Ein Jahr》

他小心翼翼地问道：“你喜欢这首歌吗？”

我同意了，并说：“我喜欢不同种类的歌曲。”

10分钟后，我到了餐厅。

 

 

我来到这家音乐餐厅。这家餐厅是如此美丽和经典。更重要的是，这家餐厅里有年轻人。

我走到靠窗的一个座位上。我点了羊肉炒面和海鲜汤。

年轻人疯狂地唱着Bella Ciao和Ievan Polkka。我到处张望。好吧，没有人会监视我。但我不敢放松警惕。

当那些年轻人唱得很累的时候，我点了Two feet的《Quick Musical Doodles》。

我很快点了香茅柠檬绿茶。无论如何，我不能喝任何酒精饮料。

后来，我付了一笔费用订购了Two feet的《Lost the Game》和《Ella》。年轻人感到快乐。

“我爱Two feet！！！”年轻人疯狂地喊着，唱着歌。

“You remember，you remember my love，you sold your soul for…”一对情侣边摸对方边唱。

“Ella，are you next to me…”一个喝醉的欧洲学生深情地唱。

10分钟后，我结账并返回酒店。

 

 

与此同时，侦探C和侦探D驾驶一辆深蓝色的格瑞维亚逮捕了一名男子。“这家伙是个好学生，他有很多专利。” 侦探C提示道。

“你好！”侦探D向他打招呼。

“什么？谁？”那家伙困惑地问，环顾四周。

侦探C和侦探D很快就抓住了他，他被打手维托拖进了格瑞维亚里面。

侦探D拿出一根针警告道：“安静点，把手机关掉。我们来自Gorza Abstergo理工大学。事实上，我是一名考官，或者你可以叫我D老师。”

“你叫什么名字，并在这个条款上签名。”

“安德鲁·W。”那家伙忧心忡忡地说，紧张地举起笔签名。

“现在，安静点。”暴徒乔严肃地说，然后开车离开了。

“格瑞维亚钓到了一条大鱼。你呢？”侦探C报告说。

“迈特威抓到人了。他叫García J.”

“萨瓦纳也抓到人了。我甚至用针让目标冷静下来。他就是比尔·明。”

“MAXUS G50也抓到人了。我直接把他放了下来。他叫弗拉基米尔·范。”

 

 

我又叫了一辆网约车。这次是黑色本田思域PHEV。

“你好!系好安全带。司机招呼道。

“好吧，你想开快点吗?”我请求。

“当然。”

司机播放了Leonard Cohen的《未来》。我跟司机一起哼着这首歌。

当我哼着“我见过国家的兴衰，我听过他们所有的故事，但爱是生存的唯一动力”时，我想到了闺蜜团的女孩们。我真的很欣赏她们。她们不仅漂亮，学习还很努力。更重要的是，她们有着不为人知的魅力。

经过阿尔法大桥时，我们看到了一个可怕的场景：一辆bZ4X出租车正在等待信号灯，它停在我们的左车道上。一分钟后，左转的bZ4X出租车被一辆违反交通规则的卡车撞到，bZ4X翻了几次。最后，它被撞停在阿尔法桥上。（它们信号灯是红灯到左转再到直行）

一些警卫跑去救司机。

我看了看这辆bZ4X，我想到了什么，并迅速搜索了我的出行记录。

一个可怕的事实告诉我：几天前我坐的就是那辆出租车从高铁站出发到理工大学。

“天哪！”司机尖叫道。

我想到那位出租车司机有一枚迷你勋章，然后我瞪了一眼外面，并且打开录像。

 

 

“幸运的是，他伤得不严重。”一名警卫仔细检查。

“哇哇哇，那不是那条大鱼吗，司机伊万·L？”侦探H走过来说。

间谍队队长弗兰基笑道：“他就是我们想要的人。带他去内部医院接受审判。”

“不，不，不！我想给我老婆打电话。”出租车司机痛苦地说。

“啊哈，你不就是出租车公司的老板吗。好吧，你可以给你妻子打电话，但你只有120秒的时间。”侦探H笑着，然后把他拖到医院。

“我看着你的勋章，就知道你的一切。你会说汉语、日语、英语、俄语、西班牙语和法语。艹！”弗兰基用电击枪电击他的下面，收走了他的手机。

一些警卫悄悄将他抬到医院里，立即给他注射安眠药。

 

 

网约车司机开得很快，两分钟后就到了酒店。

我感谢了网约车司机，然后回到了自己的房间。这一次，我戴上口罩，走上消防楼梯来到6楼。

洗完澡后，我不是很想睡觉。所以我想：或许我需要一位西班牙女郎或一位越南女郎可以给我讲一些睡前故事，然后把她赶走。（我只想听睡前故事！）

“但哪一种能让我快速入睡？也许是我自己。”

 

“天哪，602房间出了问题！”酒店经理在休息前大吃一惊。他发了一条信息：有人拿走了602房间的摄像头和录音机。

“别紧张。明天早上，我们可以很快逮捕他。”侦探H回答说。