（日更）看笑话，猜谜语，学英语 2020.3.18

An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. 

老奶奶每天都给公交车司机带一包花生米。

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts. 

一开始司机吃得还挺香的。

But after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". 

然而吃了一个礼拜之后，他开始求她了：“行了，老奶奶，别再给我带花生米啦。你自己也吃点儿吧。”

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

老奶奶说：“我已经没有牙啦。我就喜欢嘬外面那层巧克力。”

昨日谜语答案：

Because he cannot reach the buttons higher than five.

谜面说的是家住十层楼，每天孩子坐电梯下到一层去上学，但回家时候却坐电梯上到五层再走五层楼梯回家。原因就是就是他太矮了，够不到五层以上的按钮。

今日谜语：

I do not have any special powers, but still I can predict the score of any football game before it begins. How can I do this?