Game 1 G2 vs EG

NA 0-9 Week 1, EU 0-9 Week 2? The West has never been more united.
---NA dragging down EU into the pit of despair with them
---Crab theory is a way of life in NA
NA第一周0-9，EU第二周0-9? 西方表现出空前的团结
---NA把EU拉进了绝望的深渊
---NA是螃蟹心理的集大成者

I guess the rumors of EU players turning to shit after spending time in NA are true after all.
---I swear there's gotta be something in the water here.
原来EU选手在北美呆久了会变得菜是真的啊
---我发誓肯定是他们在水里掺了什么东西

Qs in
Kicks the ADC
Refuses to elaborate Further
Leaves
---Believe it or not g2 management have the same plan for this offseason
Q进去
把ADC踢走
什么也不说
离开
---你信不信G2的管理层在世界赛后也是这个打算的？

Fattest W NA could have hoped for
---As long as we drag EU down with us, we’ve accomplished our goals at Worlds
NA赢麻了
---只要我们能把EU拉下水，我们就完成了我们在世界赛上的目标！

NA casually strolling up week 2 just to destroy EU's hopes. Nobody beats Inspired 18 times in a row!
NA恰到好处的爆种并且把EU的希望种子给毁了。没有人，我是说没有人可以连续打败Inspired 18次！

Game 2 DK vs G2

I had a dream last night where I was making out with Ariana Grande, it was awesome. Then I won the 100'000'000$ lottery and I was so happy, it felt so real. Then I turned a LoL game and saw Flakked and Targamas win a lane, and it was at this moment I knew I was dreaming
我昨晚做了一个梦，在梦里我和A妹亲热，感觉非常的好。 然后我赢了一亿刀的彩票，我特别特别的高兴，那感觉十分的真实。 最后我打开LOL看到Flakked和Targamas赢线了，在那时我就知道我在做梦了

I guess G2 and C9 were scrimming. Somehow both teams thought they could pick Fiora.
我想G2和C9在对练吧。他们俩队都觉得自己可以掏出剑姬

No pressure Rogue..
---Surely EU doesn't go 0-9 this week
肉鸽不要有压力哟
---EU这周肯定不会0-9的。。。吧

like last year, toplane gap keeps being especially disgusting between east and west
和去年一样，东西方上单的差距大到令人反胃

As a NA fan I now have a tough decision tomorrow.
Do i cheer for rogue in hopes that we get 1 western team in bracket stage instead of all LPL/LCK teams. Or do I cheer for EU to go 0-9 so they can suffer with us NA fans.
---You and I both know that nothing is more important than memes.
身为一个NA粉丝，我面临着一个特别艰难的选择。明天我是支持肉鸽然后我们终于会有一个西方的队伍进入小组赛呢，还是说我要支持EU 打出个0-9让EU粉感受NA粉所受到的痛苦呢？
---你我都知道乐子是最重要的

These 2 teams are just in different dimensions
这俩队根本就不在一个位面上

Game 3 EG vs JDG

Actually getting worried for JDG now, never seen an LPL team this good in groups
---Yeah this is uncanny valley. You can't just be a Chinese team, go 6-0 in groups, then stomp the tournament。 In fact TES is what I'd expect to see out of a Chinese worlds winner in groups
其实我开始担心JDG了，从来没见过LPL的队伍在小组赛如此强势。
---确实有点诡异了。身为一个中国队伍你不能6-0小组赛然后一路碾压夺冠。滔博才是夺冠模板，因为他们磕磕绊绊的小组赛

Fudge should ask 369 for 1v1 fiora to practice
---369: you pro?
Fudge应该问369和他单挑对练剑姬的
---369: you pro?

NA isn't here to get out of groups, but to make sure that EU doesn't.
NA在这里不是为了打进八强，而是确保EU打不进八强

If DK lose all their games today, and JDG win alltheir games, there's tiebreakers
Hope is not on NA side tho
---yeah hes on JDG
如果DK今天输掉所有游戏，然后京东赢了所有游戏，那么就会有加赛。不过希望并不在NA这边。
---废话，希望在JDG啊

Is there a bug with Fiora. I never see exposed vitals when CN pros play her.
中国选手的剑姬是不是出Bug了，为什么他们的对手没有破绽？

Great game from Missing. So many clutch bubbles and ults.
Missing玩的真不错，他的大招和泡泡放的都很关键

3kg brain 6feet tall 9inch cock
3公斤的大脑6英尺高(183cm)9英寸的雕(23cm)

NA's gonna end worlds 3-15 only beating EU aren't they?
北美是准备以3-15结束世界赛，但是只打败EU是吧

4 Chinese can’t lose
4个中国人输不了

Game 4 G2 vs JDG

That was the most useless fed Tristana I've ever seen.
---I don’t understand why play scared when you’ve already been eliminated there’s no stakes to fucking up just GO
---He contributed at most like 2 autos per fight
这是我见过最没用的天肥小炮
---我不明白为什么他玩的这么怂，明明已经出局了，输了一点影响也没有他妈的给我上啊
---他每场团战就打了两个普攻

The EU 0-9 week 2 dream is still alive!!!
EU的第二周0-9梦还在继续！

Lore accurate Renekton
和背景故事一致的史前巨鳄

Game 5 EG vs DK

The 4v2 bot dive really embodies how the west are doing this week
这个四包二就是西方这一周的缩影

EG be like wow we're actually winning, let's dive bot and throw to fix that
EG发现我们怎么优势了，这可不行。然后赶忙越下路并且把优势全部还回去

DK is reaching to a scary level slowly honestly. So proud of them. Great team play despite of small hiccups.
DK已经慢慢达到了一个恐怖的水平了。我真为他们感到骄傲！非常不错的团队合作，即使中途有些磕磕绊绊。

Did Riot forgot to change the script? It's literally the same thing as yesterday
拳头是不是忘记改剧本了？这和昨天的剧本怎么看起来一样？

Game 6 JDG vs DK

Best thing about this DK win is we get another DK vs JDG game.
这局最好的一点在于我们又有一局DK打JDG可以看了！！

Enemy teams' Graves that kills eveyone and 10 cs/m at all times
---the typical smurf graves performance by canyon
对面的男枪薄纱你的所有队友并保持着和时间同步的补刀
---经典的canyon小贷男枪

Little did they know Canyon was the actual ADC
他们其实不知道Canyon才是真的ADC

kanavi cosplaying as a ward for halloween. Lil bro literally went afk farming for the first 15 mins on a lee sin of all champions WTF
---playing lee sin like a carry jungler
Kanavi 的圣诞节Cosplay竟然是一个眼。小兄弟玩个盲僧前15分钟挂机刷兵？
---把盲僧完成野核了

JDG: We got the ADC we can win!
DK Canyon: That's not the ADC.
JDG：我们开到ADC了！能赢能赢
Canyon：你们开到的是错误的ADC。

Game 7 JDG vs DK

I thought TheShy didn't make it to worlds?
---Top lane was TheShy vs TheShy
---2018 TheShy vs 2022 TheShy
我还以为TheShy没能来到世界赛？
---上路就是TheShy vs TheShy
---2018 TheShy vs 2022 TheShy

JDG might be the only team in the entire world who unironically might be better at playing from behind than playing with a lead lmao
idk if any such team can even logically exist but if it does its JDG
不开玩笑地说，京东可能是世界上唯一一个在劣势局中看起来比在优势局中更强的队伍。从逻辑上来说我不知道这种队伍会不会存在，但是如果存在的话那么一定是JDG

999! HOLY FUCK 369 was insane
999! 369简直就是神

this leblanc build looked so useless lol
---Why do they keep building Morello on LB? Shes so bad at applying it...
这妖姬的出装看起来一点用都没有
---为什么妖姬老喜欢出鬼书呢，明明她很难触发鬼书的效果

bro fuck the west give me 5 games of this
我tm不看西方比赛了，给我五把这样的就行

Aatrox looking pretty weak this patch
--- He solo killed Irelia failing every Q lmao
剑魔看起来好像不是很强的样子
---Q全空了照样能单杀刀妹呢

Tes: First time?
滔博：第一次？

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