【龙腾网】男孩将烟花放进集水井，引发爆炸把他送上天
正文翻译
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boy in northwestern China’s Gansu province was sent flying into the air by an explosion after he threw a firecracker into a manhole. He suffered scald injuries on his face, and was being treated in hospital.
在中国西北的甘肃省，一名男孩将鞭炮扔进下水井后被炸飞到空中。男孩面部被烫伤，目前正在医院接受治疗。
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Yè Lwin Aung
"How to fly"
Google: Purchase a plane ticket.
Bing:
搜索“如何飞起来？”
谷歌：购买一张机票
必应：把鞭炮扔到下水井
ron l
Amusement park rides are closed due to Covid.
This kid.
由于新冠疫情游乐园已被关闭
——熊孩子：难不住我
shidbot420
Now that... Is a proper news moment.
一个经典的新闻瞬间
Bob Smoot
“This video contains images some may find disturbing.”
And the rest of us find hilarious.
“该视频包含一些可能令人不适的图像”
——并不，我们只觉得熊孩子特别搞笑
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Ben Valenzuela
If he stuck the landing, this would be a different story.
如果他着陆时掉进去了，这就是一个悲伤的故事了
Mason Thomas
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: haha Minecraft TNT launcher go PWSHHHHHHH
我：二营长，你他娘的TNT呢，开炮！！（原文是我的世界梗）
Daniel
"This video contains images some viewers may find disturbing"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“该视频包含一些可能令人不适的图像”
我：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
starr mann
AT LEAST HE CAN TELL HIS GRANDKIDS IN THE FUTURE HE ONCE TRIED FLYING WHEN HE WAS A CHILD
至少他在以后可以告诉他的孙子们，小时候爷爷曾经试着去飞
Brogan
Child: throws firecracker down manhole
Sewer System: “So you have chosen...death.”
熊孩子：把鞭炮扔进下水道
下水道：你在作死
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BruhBoidude YouTube
Penny wise wasn’t very hungry so he threw the boy away instead of eating him.
小丑现在并不是很饿，所以他放过了这个送到嘴边的男孩。（Penny wise小丑回魂中的小丑）
Redmi Note
It''s because of anaerobic decay of human excreta leading to formation of hydrocarbons........the firework is the spark needed to ignite them and a huge gas explosion is the result
这是由于人类排泄物经过厌氧腐烂形成了碳氢化合物。鞭炮的火花引燃了它们，产生了巨大的气体爆炸
Mohamed Yousry
Kid drop a firecracker into the sewers
Karma: Allow me to introduce self
熊孩子把鞭炮扔进了下水道
宿命：因果循环，你自找的
M. Ak
These kid obviously not heard the phrase, "Fire in the hole!" and what should happen next....
熊孩子显然没有听说过"火力就绪“之后会发生什么（hole双关）
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Vex Y
“Kaboom?”
“Yes rico kaboom”
"炸吗？”
“是的，爆——破！”
（马达加斯加企鹅四贱客里的炸弹狂Rico口头禅）
Professional Bandit
Fun Fact: The fastest moving obxt that was created by humans was a manhole
有趣的事实：人类创造的最快移度的物体是井盖
Acool
Boy in his head while blown off: "I believe I can fly!!"
男孩被炸飞时的想法：“我相信我能飞！”
SYST3M_3RR0R
"this happens every year" can''t wait for the sequel next year
”这种情况每年都有发生“
——等不及看明年的续集了
Tiger_LG1
0:07 Me:hears the yeaaa meme
0:07处，我用耳朵听见了那张yeaaa表情包
Big Chungus
Boy:
Chinese Media: "He was not seriously hurt"
中国媒体：他伤的不重
Collins Gichuhi
Manhole: Casually yeet the child
下水井：漫不经心地打发了熊孩子
Kopie
Pennywise: Jorgie, would you like a baloon?
Jorgie: lights a match
Pennywise: nevermind.
小丑回魂梗，不翻了
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L4m M
I’m sorry but when the kid flew in the air. I laughed ?
很抱歉，男孩飞上天的时候我笑出声了
DiamondForLimit
bruh its litterally a launch pad calm down
兄弟们都冷静，这只是个航天发射平台而已！
Richard''s World Traveler
I used to do this kind of stuff when I was a boy, so I can''t criticize them ?
我小时候也跟他一样熊，所以我没法批评熊孩子
Inflake
I actually had a dream that this happened to my city and everything blew up
我真的做过这么一个梦，这事发生在我的城市里并且把所有东西都炸飞了
Miss Gucci
I have a symptom that stops me from doing this
common sense
我有个症状阻止了我也这么做——常识
Midnight_wind7
This happens every year
Me: See ya’ll next year!
“这类情况每年都有发生”
我：明年见~
Noobster
Me when i was a kid: I''m not gonna stand on top of that what if i fell off ;-;
我还是孩子那会：我不会站在井盖上面的，万一掉下去了咋整QAQ
How To Make Sushi
what kind of firecrackers are these kids packing?? looks more like dynamite!
你确定熊孩子们扔的不是炸药而是鞭炮吗？
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Turning Null
0:36 Jesus, is that a nuclear firecracker?
36秒处，上帝啊，那是个核烟花吗？
Andyblalock
HEATED DISCUSSION:
at least he landed on his bottom
yeah, they should be careful
至少他是屁股着地
对，他们应该要小心
RedStone576
I see a wave of memes coming
我可以预见一大波表情包来袭
42,069 Subscribers Without Any Videos Challenge
“He was not seriously hurt”
I''m no doctor, but I think if your entire face looks like it’s had the skin removed, you’re pretty hurt
“他伤得不是很重”
我不是医生，但是我认为如果你看上去整张脸上的皮肤都掉了，那你伤得相当重了
vigs
Kid: drops firework
Manhole: aight boom
孩子：放烟花
水井：上天爆炸
Degenerate Danny
“Fire in the hole!”
”井里着火了! ”
TheInfectiousCadaver
why is viewer discretion advised? this is freakin hilarious. they act like he blew a few limbs off and the manhole cover landed on someone else.
为什么建议观众谨慎观看？这太搞笑了。他们表现得好像他炸掉了几条腿，并且井盖砸到了别人身上。
dragon ball torture
"This video contains images that may be disturbing" you spelled entertaining wrong
“这个视频包含的图像，可能是令人不安的”你投错了娱乐区
Lina
"This latest incident caused a HEATED discussion*
I can imagine the guy who wrote this just laughing to himself
”这个事件引起了激烈的讨论” 我可以想象写这个新闻的人自己都笑了。
Evan Nez
"This happens every year",,, Just like some sort of a festival???
Hahahahha
”每年都会发生这样的事” ... 就像某种节日一样？
哈哈哈
SwordK
“Do a flip” has gone to a whole different level
“来一个空翻”已经到了一个完全不同的层次
thatsnoice
The fact that the boi flys back but does a frontflip makes him look like a badass superhero ?
事实上那个男孩回来的一个前空翻，使他看起来像一个牛逼的超级英雄？
Matthew Lund
"Dont worry, I''ve got this"
Charles Darwin.
”别担心，我能搞定”
查尔斯 · 达尔文。
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Samy Bouzaglo
RIP Pennywise October 2020, death from explosion
2020年10月15日，死于爆炸
Flora Blake
This boy flew higher than my grades ?
这孩子飞得比我的年级楼层还高？
why me
I am sure most of us didn''t search for this ,am I right?
我相信我们大多数人，都没有搜索过这个，对吗？
Everything Computers
HE GOT YEETED
他被炸飞了
Thanos The Farmer
Boy: YEET
男孩：是的
Ethereal de pokum
These types of kids will have the best stories for their kids unless they don’t make it.
如果成功存活下来的话，他就可以对自己的孩子诉说这个事迹
adnan ahmed
I was singing " I believe I could fly" moments before watching this lol
在看这个笑话之前，我唱了“ i believe i could fly”
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Subin Chentha
Imagine doing this in an old mining hole
想象一下在一个老矿井里做这个
BeastGamer851_Yt
I’ll be back, I need to go buy some fire crackers
我马上回来，我要去买点烟花
Joseph Middleton
Is it possible that there could be some sort of gas in the manhole that caused that size of an explosion, because i doubt very much a firecracker can cause an explosion of that caliber.
有没有可能是检修孔里的某种气体，引起了那么大的爆炸，因为我很怀疑一个爆竹能引起那种口径的爆炸。
John Doe
“He was not seriously hurt”
I’m no doctor, but I think if your entire face looks like it’s had the skin removed, you’re pretty hurt
”他没有受重伤”
我不是医生，但我觉得如果你的整张脸，看起来像是皮肤被剥掉了，那你伤得很重
xd Cozy
“watchdogs 2 flashbacks”
”看门狗2闪回”
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Ru Alc
0:38 landmines be like when stepped on:
0:38就像踩上地雷一样:
Biscuit Oliva
I can only imagine the surprise on the ninja turtles'' faces
我只能想象忍者神龟脸上的惊讶
700mobster
"and for my next trick, I will teleport next to this car!" BOOOM
”为了我的下一个魔术，我会瞬移到这辆车旁边! ”
mel’s box
R.I.P Mutant Ninja Turtles, Died From A Boy Putting Firecrackers In Their Home/Sewer.
忍者神龟，死于一个男孩在他们家/下水道里放鞭炮。
Juan Herrera
"I believe I can flyyyyyy"..."wait no"
”我相信我能飞” ... ”等等，不”
_ Nastyz
The guy said “ I believe I cou- AHHHHH
那家伙说”我相信我可以”啊啊啊啊
Albert _
0:35 if only he tried what the first kid had done
0:35如果他像第一个孩子那样做就好了
Master Yoda
“This incident caused heated debate online”.
The heated discussion :
“Luckily he landed on his bottom”
“这一事件在网上引起了激烈的争论”
激烈的讨论:
”幸运的是他是屁股着地”
Im not robot
0:15 when i throw a grenade in cod without realizing
0点15分，我没有意识到自己扔了个手榴弹
