【VA-11 Hall-A】赛博朋克酒保行动剧情文本——第二天（１）

　　整合自游戏文件夹steamApps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括剧情中英文文本（包括各种不同酒的不同选项）以及Jill在家里的每日手机资讯。会有部分对话删减，重点提名某小可爱和某主播。

　　萌新可从零开始，若是对幕后趣闻＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感兴趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到最后一部分的后段。

Jill：晚上好。

Jill: G'evening.

　

Dana：嘿，Jill……

Dana: Hey Jill...

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：哇啊！！

Jill: BWAH!!

 

Dana：这么稀奇的声音可不是每天都能听到的。

Dana: That's a sound you don't hear every day.

 

Jill：B—Boss？你戴着那顶头盔干嘛？

Jill: B-Boss? What are you doing with that helmet?

 

Dana：我正打算问你这是哪儿来的呢。

Dana: I was just about to ask you where it came from.

 

Jill：昨天来了个白骑士。她离开之后……好吧……她忘了把它带走了。

Jill: A White Knight came yesterday. She left and... well... she forgot to take it with her.

 

Jill：我觉得她迟早还会回来找这顶头盔，于是就把它放在柜台下……等等。

Jill: I figured she'd eventually come looking for it so I left it under the count-... wait.

 

Jill：你经常这样不问物主是谁就先把东西戴上吗？

Jill: Do you regularly put things on without asking who they belong to first?

 

Dana：我不会为每一步行动都做好周全的计划和评估，Jill……我一向如此雷厉风行。

Dana: I don't plan and evaluate every move, Jill... I just act.

 

Dana：总之，身为你的Boss，在客人回来找它之前，我要暂时保管这顶头盔。

Dana: Anyway, as your boss, I'm taking this helmet until the client comes for it.

 

Jill：你好像很高兴啊。

Jill: You sound hAppy.

 

Dana：是啊，这顶头盔非常舒适。还很酷。既舒适，又酷，而且……非常，非常的酷。

Dana: Well, this helmet is comfortable. And cool. And comfortable, and cool, and... and really, really cool.

 

Gillian：你们好……

Gillian: 'ello...

 

Dana：想不到你居然会迟到，Gil。

Dana: It's strange that you're late, Gil.

 

Gillian：是啊，路况实在是…… 呃啊！

Gillian: Yeah, the traffic was... GAH!

 

Dana：别跑！你还有工作要做呢！

Dana: Don't run! You have work to do!

 

Gillian：我可不要回香港！！！

Gillian: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO Hong Kong!!!

 

Dana：香港？

Dana: Hong Kong?

 

Gillian：老—老大？

Gillian: C-Chief?

 

Gillian：抱—抱歉，我把你错认成别人了。

Gillian: S-Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

Dana：貌似如此。

Dana: Apparently.

 

Dana：接下来就交给你们了。我得去找个安全的地方引爆冥王星弹头。

Dana: I'll leave the rest up to you. I'll detonate the Pluto Warhead somewhere safe.

 

Jill：去哪儿干什么？

Jill: The what where now?

 

Dana：没什么。别在意。

Dana: Nothing. Nevermind.

 

Gillian：她看起来很高兴。

Gillian: She seems hAppy.

 

Jill：过去几天里她一直高度紧张。虽然不知道为什么，但她能放松下来终究是件好事。

Jill: She's been tense these past couple of days. If she's somehow relaxed now, good.

 

Jill：你准备好了吗？

Jill: Are you all set?

 

Gillian：好了。

Gillian: Yup.

 

Jill：很好。

Jill: Alright.

 

Jill：调制饮料，改变……

Jill: Time to mix drinks and cha-...

 【Kim喝醉后的对话，若是没有灌醉她则不会出现，直接到红卤蛋的黑色字体的对话】

？？？：你————————————————————————！！

???: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

 

Jill：哦，Kim小姐。

Jill: Oh, Miss Kim.

 

Kim：都怪你让我起晚了，我因此错过了整个工作日！而且今天每个人都被分配到了一项不错的任务！

Kim: Because of you I got up late and lost a full day of work! And on the day everyone got a nifty assignment too!

 

Jill：等等。都怪我？

Jill: Wait. Because of me?

 

Kim：是你把我灌醉的，让我睡得不省人事！

Kim: You were the one that got me drunk and made me fall asleep like a goddamn log!

 

Jill：也就是说你安全到家了。那还不错。

Jill: So you arrived home safely. That's nice.

 

Kim：你—你要说的就只有那些？！

Kim: T-That's all you have to say?!

 

Jill：你想让我说什么？

Jill: What do you want me to say?

 

Jill：如果要为每个在这儿喝醉的顾客而自责的话，我根本就不会干这一行。

Jill: If I felt remorse over every client that gets drunk in here, I wouldn't be working.

 

Kim：但—但是……！

Kim: B-But...!

 

Jill：确实。从道德上讲，我不该让别人喝醉的。

Jill: True. Morally speaking, I shouldn't let people get drunk.

 

Jill：但把人灌醉却是我这份工作不言而喻的主要目的。

Jill: But getting people drunk IS the unspoken main purpose of my job.

 

Jill：而且我确实跟你说过，我不知道你的酒量大小，对吧？

Jill: And I did say that I didn't know how much alcohol you could handle, didn't I?

 

Kim：我……呃啊！

Kim: I... AGH!

 

Kim：我可是认真的，你那样的说法算是什么回应？！

Kim: Seriously, what kind of answer is THAT?!

 

Kim：呃……你好，Donovan先生。

Kim: Ugh... Hello Mr. Donovan.

 

Mr. Donovan：我认识你吗？

Mr. Donovan: Do I know you?

 

Jill：调制饮料，改变生活。

Jill: Time to mix drinks and change lives.

 

Mr. Donovan：嘿，小崽子。你运气不错！我决定再赏你们一个面子。

Mr. Donovan: Hey, brat. You're in luck! I decided to bless this place again.

Jill：（他还说运气不错……）

Jill: (Luck he says...)

 

Jill：哦，Donovan先生。欢迎来到Valhalla。请问您想喝什么？

Jill: Oh, Mr. Donovan. Welcome to Valhalla. What can I get you?

 

Mr. Donovan：你觉得我想喝什么，小家伙？

Mr. Donovan: What do you think I want, kid?

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 【普通啤酒】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Mr. Donovan：接近正确答案。就给你满分的一半吧。

Mr. Donovan: Close. Partial credit.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 【大杯啤酒】

Jill：请慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

 

Mr. Donovan：干得好。这才叫周到的服务！

Mr. Donovan: Yes. Now, that's what I call service!

 

Jill：很高兴听你这么说。

Jill: That's good to hear.

 【其他含酒精饮品】

Jill：（他想喝的当然是那该死的啤酒了！我怎么可能把这个搞砸？！）

Jill: (He wanted his fucking Beer! How could I mess this one up?!)

 

Jill：请—请用……

Jill: H-Here...

 

Mr. Donovan：我还是会喝的，但光凭努力只能得零分。

Mr. Donovan: I'll take it, but there's no credit for trying.

【其他不含酒精饮品】

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Mr. Donovan：上——错——了。抱歉，小家伙。祝你下次好运吧。

Mr. Donovan: Aaaand, wrong. Sorry, kid. better luck next time.

 

Jill：（至少他没让我重做一次。）

Jill: (At least he didn't ask me to redo it.)

 

Jill：今天是什么风把您吹来了，Donovan先生？

Jill: What brings you here today, Mr. Donovan?

 

Mr. Donovan：今天我本该为实习生指派一篇文章的命题的。

Mr. Donovan: Today, we were supposed to hand the interns an article topic.

 

Mr. Donovan：但那群发狂的Ｊ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｈ成群结队地来找我，就好像我是第一个买车的高中生一样。

Mr. Donovan: All those crazy b【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】hes came flocking to me like the first high schooler with a car.

 

Mr. Donovan：我可受不了这一套，于是就和一个倒霉的笨蛋交换了岗位。

Mr. Donovan: I couldn't deal with it, so I switched places with some poor sap.

 

Mr. Donovan：他今天原本还有个采访要做，但就让那个见鬼去吧。

Mr. Donovan: He was supposed to be doing an interview today, but to hell with that.

 

Mr. Donovan：就是因为那些烂事，我才跑到这儿来，好让你们的鬼地方蓬荜生辉。

Mr. Donovan: And thanks to all that shit, I found myself here, blessing your hell hole with my presence.

 

Jill：你昨天也来过了。那又是因为什么？

Jill: You were here yesterday too. How did that come about?

 

Mr. Donovan：今晚有个妞儿要办场演唱会。

Mr. Donovan: There's this gal that's performing at a concert later tonight.

 

Mr. Donovan：昨天我是在调整今天要对她做的采访的细节。

Mr. Donovan: Yesterday, I was tuning the details of the interview I'd have with her today.

 

Mr. Donovan：我也说过了，和应付那群Ｊ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｈ相比，我更乐意在这儿办公。

Mr. Donovan: And like I said, I'd rather work here than deal with a pack of competitive bi【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】hes.

 

Jill：我明白了。

Jill: I see.

 

Jill：那个采访如何了？

Jill: How was the interview?

 

Mr. Donovan：简单得很。那个妞儿长了一对儿不错的ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子，那给了我不少动力。

Mr. Donovan: Easy enough. The fact that the gal had a nice pair of knockers helped.

 

Mr. Donovan：我跟你讲，人类在研发Lilim的性感魅力方面还真是前进了一大步。

Mr. Donovan: We've come a long way in the department of Lilim sex Appeal, I tell you.

 

Jill：这么说，她是个Lilim了？

Jill: She was a Lilim then?

 

Mr. Donovan：是啊，还是个相当时髦的国王级CH1A型。

Mr. Donovan: Yes, one of those new fancy King-Class CH1A models.

 

Mr. Donovan：我听说他们在解剖学上精确还原了人体结构。

Mr. Donovan: I've heard they're anatomically correct in every way.

 

Mr. Donovan：我倒是不介意亲自尝试一下到底够不够精确。

Mr. Donovan: I wouldn't mind finding out about that myself.

 

Mr. Donovan：嗯？嘿，说你呢！那个长得像John的。

Mr. Donovan: Hm? Hey, you! The guy with a John face.

 

Gillian：啊？我？

Gillian: Huh? Me?

 

Gillian：“长得像John”到底是什么意思？

Gillian: What the hell is a "John Face?"

 

Mr. Donovan：没错，就是你。我认识你吗？

Mr. Donovan: Yeah, you. Do I know you?

 

Gillian：我觉得不认识，这位先生。

Gillian: I don't think so, sir.

 

Mr. Donovan：不，不。我非常确定自己认识你。

Mr. Donovan: No, no. I'm pretty sure I know you.

 

Mr. Donovan：等等……那是十年前的【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】乱了，对吧？

Mr. Donovan: Wait wait wait... it was the H【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】g riots ten years ago, right?

 

Gillian：我—我可从来没去过香港……而且我肯定不会在偷窃补给品之后从什么防暴部队里叛逃。

Gillian: I-I've never been to Hong Kong... and I certainly didn't defect from any anti-riot force after stealing supplies.

 

Mr. Donovan：真的吗？那太令人失望了。

Mr. Donovan: Really? That's a bummer.

 

Mr. Donovan：你长得像个欠我一杯的家伙。

Mr. Donovan: You look like a guy who owes me a drink.

 

Jill：你参加那场暴【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】动了吗，Donovan先生？

Jill: You were in those riots, Mr. Donovan?

 

Mr. Donovan：你看我像是什么无政府主义的嬉皮士吗？

Mr. Donovan: Do I look like some anarchist hippie to you?

 

Mr. Donovan：十年前，我曾试图开创一番硅胶事业。

Mr. Donovan: Ten years ago, I tried to start a silicone business.

 

Mr. Donovan：因此，在那该死的暴动爆发的时候，我正在香港和投资商谈判。

Mr. Donovan: So, I was in Hong Kong talking with some investors when those damned riots broke out.

 

Mr. Donovan：不过说真的。他们真以为自己打算通过的新法不会适得其反？

Mr. Donovan: Seriously, though. Did they really think the laws they were trying to pass wouldn't backfire?

 

Mr. Donovan：他们可是公然试图隔离装有增强部件的人类！

Mr. Donovan: They were openly trying to segregate people with augmentations!

 

Mr. Donovan：无论在字里行间插入多少句“他们有不同的能力”，隔离就是隔离。

Mr. Donovan: No matter how many "They have different capabilities" you put in-between, it's still segregation.

 

Mr. Donovan：一旦人们开始抗议“种族隔离！”之类的，你就完蛋了。

Mr. Donovan: And once people start crying "Segregation!" like that you're doomed.

 

Mr. Donovan：这可是公共关系的时代了！就算你打算那么干，也得稍微掩饰一下。

Mr. Donovan: This is the PR century! If you're gonna do that, disguise it a bit.

 

Jill：你对那个事件的总结方式还真是……简洁。

Jill: That's a... very laconic way of summarizing the incident.

 

Jill：我是说，当时政治议程的中心是廉价劳动力问题。

Jill: I mean, there was a political agenda revolving around cheap labour.

 

Jill：而这项计划之所以能推进到那个地步，是因为媒体让恐惧在群众中扎了根。

Jill: And the plan reached such a developed stage because the media was instilling fear in the public.

 

Jill：公众害怕那些接受过增强手术的人会成为渴望权力的疯子，这是整个计划的关键。

Jill: The general fear that augmented people would become power-hungry maniacs was a key factor in the plans.

 

Jill：那场暴动基本上是之前多次抗议的后果，当时……

Jill: And everything is mostly the aftermath of previous protests where-...

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：转念一想，也许简短的总结更好一些。

Jill: On second thought, maybe it's better to be laconic.

 

Jill：试图看清全貌可能需要上溯至工业革命之前。

Jill: Trying to get the full picture might take you back beyond the industrial revolution.

 

Jill：我刚从高中毕业，就发生了那件事。

Jill: All that hAppened when I got out of high school.

 

Jill：我还记得自己不得不因为那件事而拒绝了一笔香港的奖学金。

Jill: I remember I had to turn down a scholarship in Hong Kong because of all that.

 

Mr. Donovan：呵，奖学金。还真是来之不易啊，小崽子。

Mr. Donovan: Heh, scholarship. That's no mean feat, brat.

 

Jill：好吧，就算没有那笔奖学金，原本也有语言障碍就是了。

Jill: Well, I guess even without the scholarship, there would have been the language barrier.

 

Jill：我还记得当时自己还挺兴奋的，因为我喜欢过一个华人偶像乐队。

Jill: I remember I was kinda excited back then because I was really into this one Chinese idol band.

 

Jill：那件事……是我不想记住的诸多事情之一。

Jill: It's... one of those things I'd rather not remember much of.

 

Mr. Donovan：你都想不到中文到底有多简单易学。

Mr. Donovan: You'd be d at how easy Chinese can be.

 

Jill：那你会说中文？

Jill: So you know how to speak Chinese?

 

Mr. Donovan：当年我能找到的唯一一个翻译是个满脸晦气的怂货。

Mr. Donovan: The only translator I had available was some pizza-faced pencilneck.

 

Mr. Donovan：而我可不想和那孙子一起出现在投资人面前。

Mr. Donovan: And I wasn't gonna allow myself to be seen with THAT.

 

Mr. Donovan：如果像我这样的人都能在两周之内学会中文的话，那么……

Mr. Donovan: If someone like me can learn Chinese in two weeks, well...

 

Mr. Donovan：我觉得能拿到奖学金的学生也应该有戏。

Mr. Donovan: I'm guessing a scholarship student might have a chance.

 

Jill：（我怎么感觉他好像突然向我发起学会中文的挑战了？）

Jill: (Why do I feel like he suddenly challenged me to finally learn Chinese?)

 

Jill：（中文？）

Jill: (Chinese?)

 

Jill：稍等……你说的“中文”是指普通话还是粤语？

Jill: Wait... when you say "Chinese", do you mean Mandarin or Cantonese?

 

Mr. Donovan：普通啥？粤什么？

Mr. Donovan: Tangerine? Cantowhat?

 

Jill：人们提到的“中文”一般是指书面语言，而不是口语。

Jill: When people say "Chinese," they’re usually referring to the written word. Not the spoken one.

 

Jill：澄清这点是很重要的，因为中文包括了很多方言。

Jill: It's important to clarify because there are lots of dialects in the Chinese language.

 

Jill：在香港，很多人都说粤语，因此光说“中文”就太笼统了。

Jill: In Hong Kong, lots of people speak Cantonese, so just saying "Chinese" won't do.

 

Jill：你可能只学会了粤语，因为你只去过香港。

Jill: You might've learned Cantonese because you were only going to Hong Kong.

 

Jill：你也可能学会的是普通话，因为其他地方说普通话的比较多……

Jill: Or you might've learned Mandarin because it's the one spoken by the majority elsewhere...

 

Mr. Donovan：总之我去香港谈成了一笔生意。其他事情我可不了解。

Mr. Donovan: I went to Hong Kong and managed to seal a deal. I have no idea about anything else.

 

Jill：好—好吧……

Jill: R-Right...

 

Mr. Donovan：总之，一个好学生既然能拿到奖学金，肯定也能给我来一杯Marsblast，没问题吧？

Mr. Donovan: Anyways, surely a student with a scholarship can serve me a Marsblast too, right?

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：*清嗓子* 没—没问题。马上就好。

Jill: *ahem* S-Sure, on it.

 

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Mr. Donovan：好啊。现在我能相信你拿奖学金的事儿了。

Mr. Donovan: Alright. I guess I'll believe your story.

 

Jill：（呿……）

Jill: (Right...)

 

【含酒精的其他饮品】

Jill：请慢用。

Jill: Here you go.

 

Mr. Donovan：这个很不错嘛！但是上错了。就如同和你的生意合伙人的老婆上床一样。

Mr. Donovan: This is good! But wrong. Like having sex with your business partner's wife.

 

Jill：是啊……

Jill: Right...

【不含酒精的其他饮品】

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Mr. Donovan：当——然——了，一笔奖学金。香港的标准实在是低得不像样。

Mr. Donovan: Suuuuuuuuure, a scholarship. Hong Kong must have very low standards.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 【第一天喝醉后的对话】

Mr. Donovan：嘿，小家伙，昨天我喝高了，因此我们得达成一个特殊协议。

Mr. Donovan: Hey kid, I got wasted yesterday, so there's certain protocol here.

 

Mr. Donovan：你能不能告诉我，我昨天有没有说出什么能被人用来在法庭上对付我的东西？

Mr. Donovan: Would you mind telling me if I said anything someone could use against me in a court of law?

 

Jill：除非对投资人的抱怨也能被当成法律武器来用，我不觉得有什么特别值得一提的。

Jill: Unless complaining about your investors can be used as a legal weapon, I don't think so.

 

Mr. Donovan：哦，那就好。ＧＡＮ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】死那群【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ＢＩＡ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｏ子养的。

Mr. Donovan: Oh, good. F＠【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ck those s【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ns of 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】b【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】c【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】hes.

 

Mr. Donovan：我都跟你说什么了？

Mr. Donovan: What did I tell you?

 

Jill：比如投资人提了一堆无理的要求，投资人自我感觉比你权力更大之类的。

Jill: How they wanted unreasonable stuff, how they feel like they have more power than you do, and all that.

 

Mr. Donovan：哦，是啊，我想起了类似的事。但话说回来，我喝醉之后好像总是说那些。

Mr. Donovan: Oh yeah, I recall something like that. But then again, it seems to be something I say a lot when drunk.

 

Mr. Donovan：除了那些就是用德语说的种族主义脏话。

Mr. Donovan: That and racial slurs in German.

 

Jill：（……用什么说的？）

Jill: (Racial slurs in... what?)

 

Mr. Donovan：但我还得告诉你。世间还有比你的投资人更恶劣的人。

Mr. Donovan: But let me tell you something. There are people worse than your investors.

 

Jill：什么人？

Jill: Who?

 

Mr. Donovan：你的顾客。

Mr. Donovan: Your clients.

 

Jill：什—什么？

Jill: E-Excuse me?

 

Mr. Donovan：你的读者！如果你以为顾客永远是对的，那你就大错特错了——当然，除非你的顾客是我。

Mr. Donovan: Your readers! If you think clients are always right then you're wrong -- unless I'm the client, that is.

 

Mr. Donovan：在我们生活的这个时代，无论干什么，都要先讲究公共关系，也只需要讲究公共关系。

Mr. Donovan: We live in an era where PR is the first and only word in anything.

 

Mr. Donovan：只要人们能把你当宝，哪怕是最烂的东西你也能卖得出去。

Mr. Donovan: You can sell the shittiest of stuff and people will buy it if you're the Apple of their eyes.

 

Mr. Donovan：但只要你敢犯错，你就彻底完蛋了。你会沦为万劫不复的千古罪人。

Mr. Donovan: But make one fucking mistake and it's OVER for you. You're suddenly a criminal to them.

 

Mr. Donovan：连上诉的机会都不会有。但愿老天开恩，不会让别人断章取义地抓住你口不择言的一刻。

Mr. Donovan: No chance of Appeal. Gods forbid if they ever catch something you said out of context.

 

Mr. Donovan：一个月前，我们不得不声明，一篇关于“附近森林中的美洲狮”的文章确实是在谈论动物。

Mr. Donovan: A month ago, we had to clarify that we were talking about the animal in an article about "cougars in nearby forests."

 

Mr. Donovan：都是因为我们惹到了一群四十多岁，离了婚的中产阶级妇女，上门哭闹自己被伤害了感情。

Mr. Donovan: All because we got a pack of forty-year-old divorced soccer moms crying about hurt feelings.

 

Mr. Donovan：她们在那片森林里搞过野餐派对，就以为我们是在写她们。

Mr. Donovan: They were having picnic parties in the same forests and thought we were writing about them.

 

Mr. Donovan：天呐！我真希望她们当中至少有一个能被自己的同名动物给吃了。

Mr. Donovan: God! I hope at least one of them gets eaten by their damned namesake.

 

Jill：噗……

Jill: Pfft...

 

Mr. Donovan：是啊，别人听到这种事肯定会觉得有意思，但一闻到那股玫瑰香水味儿就会让我怒火中烧。

Mr. Donovan: Yeah, it's funny when somebody else hears it, but the smell of rosy perfume still makes my blood boil.

 

Mr. Donovan：现如今，已经没人能开得起玩笑了。人们都渴望血雨腥风。

Mr. Donovan: Nowadays, nobody can take a joke. They're always out for blood.

 

Mr. Donovan：你是无法明哲保身的。你总会不可避免地冒犯到某些人。

Mr. Donovan: You can't win. You will ALWAYS offend somebody.

 

Mr. Donovan：虽然有人能够欣然接受，但更多人只会对自己遭到侮辱的感受乐在其中。

 Mr. Donovan: And while some take it graciously, many just LOVE feeling insulted.

 

Mr. Donovan：他们要津津有味地品尝对某个目标群起而攻之的滋味。

Mr. Donovan: They RELISH the thought of ganging up against something.

 

Mr. Donovan：而这群异常敏感的ＷＡＮＧ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】⑧【【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 淡就是你的顾客——你不得不把他们当成服务对象。

Mr. Donovan: And those hypersensitive bastards are your clients - they're the ones you have to target.

 

Mr. Donovan：老子做的可是一份该死的报纸！这份事业的意义就在于以尽可能客观的方式报道新闻！

Mr. Donovan: I run a goddamn newspaper! The whole point is to present news in the most neutral way possible!

 

Mr. Donovan：被报纸冒犯就如同冲着镜子发脾气。

Mr. Donovan: Being offended by a newspaper is like being angry at the mirror.

 

Jill：（好吧……他爱怎么说就怎么说吧。）

Jill: (Sure... let's go with that.)

 

Jill：（我不是指他说得完全不对，但是……）

Jill: (I mean, it's not like he's totally wrong, but...)

 

Jill：（从他嘴里说出这种话，总让人觉得……）

Jill: (Hearing it from him is kinda...)

 【第一天未醉酒的对话】

Jill：对了，我对你做的那个采访很感兴趣。能跟我透露一点消息吗？

Jill: So, I'm a bit interested in this interview you had. Can you tell me anything about it?

 

Mr. Donovan：你不写什么博客，对吧？你也没在ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子之间藏着麦克风吧？

Mr. Donovan: You don't run any blogs, right? No microphones hiding between your boobs?

 

Mr. Donovan：……你真的有ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子吗？

Mr. Donovan: ...do you have boobs at all?

 

Jill：……*咳嗽*

Jill: ...*cough*

 

Jill：我在12岁时写过博客，但那都是不堪回首的黑历史，所以我要忘掉它的存在。

Jill: There's this one blog I wrote when I was 12. But it just fills me with shame, so I try to forget it exists.

 

Mr. Donovan：那就好。

Mr. Donovan: Okay then.

 

Mr. Donovan：访谈一开始都是些老套的无聊问题。

Mr. Donovan: It started with the same boring questions.

 

Mr. Donovan：近来如何，为什么选中这里，对这座城市感觉如何，巡回演出如何，新单曲如何，诸如此类……

Mr. Donovan: How are you, why choose this place, how's the city, the tour, new single, blah blah blah...

 

Mr. Donovan：这些问题很快就结束了。在这行里，这种事被称为“常用访谈模板”。

Mr. Donovan: It went by very quickly. It was the "Regular Interview Stencil," as we call it in the business.

 

Mr. Donovan：因此我在那之后就试着问了一些有趣的问题。

Mr. Donovan: So I tried some fun questions afterwards.

 

Mr. Donovan：“你的ＬＡＩ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】子有多大？据说你在舞台上不穿内衣是真的吗？你还是处女吗？”

Mr. Donovan: "How big are your tits? Is it true that you don't wear underwear on stage? Are you still a virgin?"

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：她是怎么回应的？

Jill: How did she react?

 

Mr. Donovan：她居然全都回答了，仿佛这是再自然不过的事情一样！

Mr. Donovan: She answered them like it was the most natural thing on earth!

 

Mr. Donovan：我都无法想象其他人到底问过她什么。

Mr. Donovan: I don't think I wanna know what kind of questions other people have asked.

 

Mr. Donovan：我这么做是为了激起她的反应，但她却从容地应对过去了。

Mr. Donovan: I did it to get a reaction out of her, but she just took it in her stride.

 

Jill：哈……

Jill: Huh...

 

Mr. Donovan：如果你感兴趣的话，她的回答是：91厘米，取决于演出服装，不是。

Mr. Donovan: In case you were interested, the answers were: 91 centimeters, depends on the costume, and no.

 

Jill：我知道了。

Jill: I see.

 

Mr. Donovan：她的房间后台堆满了各种各样的礼物。

Mr. Donovan: Her room backstage was filled to the brim with gifts of all sorts.

 

Mr. Donovan：玩偶，蓝色的玫瑰，巧克力，水果。我非常确定在里面还看到了至少三根假【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】♂Ｙ♂【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ＡＮ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｇ具。

Mr. Donovan: Dolls, blue roses, chocolates, fruit. I'm pretty sure I saw at least three dil【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】dos in there too.

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：好吧，感谢你提供的信息。

Jill: Thanks for the info, I guess.

 

Jill：信息可能有点过量了，但还是谢谢你。

Jill: Perhaps too much info, but thanks anyways.

 

Mr. Donovan：你运气不错，赶上我心情好。

Mr. Donovan: You're lucky I'm in a good mood.

 

Mr. Donovan：见鬼，这都什么时间了，我得赶快回去工作了。

Mr. Donovan: Damn, look at the time, I need to get back to work soon.

 

Jill：真的？

Jill: Really?

 

Mr. Donovan：我只是完成了那个采访，还得尽快发布才行。

Mr. Donovan: I just finished an interview and it must be posted as soon as possible.

 

Mr. Donovan：光是在那个妞儿的演唱会结束之后才发布，就已经足以构成问题了。

Mr. Donovan: The fact that we're posting it AFTER the chick finished her concert is enough of a problem already.

 

Jill：有什么造成了采访延期吗？

Jill: Something delayed the interview?

 

Mr. Donovan：这场采访本该在上周五就搞定的！

Mr. Donovan: The interview was supposed to hAppen last Friday!

 

Mr. Donovan：有个实习生——那个没种的小姑娘——本该是由她负责的，但天知道是为什么，她就是没做。

Mr. Donovan: One of the interns -- this meek little girl -- was supposed to do it, but for some fucking reason, she just didn't.

 

Mr. Donovan：为此，我花了两天时间去协商别的事情。

Mr. Donovan: I spent two days negotiating something else instead.

 

Jill：“协商”……你需要付钱还是怎么着？

Jill: "Negotiating"... did you have to pay or something?

 

Mr. Donovan：基本上是这样的，在返场演唱会开始的时候，我需要把那个妞儿的脸铺满整个首页。

Mr. Donovan: Basically, when that encore concert hAppens, I need to plaster that chick's face all over the front page.

 

Jill：懂了……

Jill: I see...

 

Mr. Donovan：好吧。走之前再来最后一杯。

Mr. Donovan: Okay then. One last drink before I leave.

 

Mr. Donovan：给我杯苦味的，好帮我醒酒。

Mr. Donovan: Give me something bitter to wake me up.

 

Jill：好的。

Jill: Sure.

 

Jill：请用。

Jill: Here.

 

Mr. Donovan：不错，这杯正好能醒酒。

Mr. Donovan: Yeah, this works just fine.

【失误】

Jill：这杯行吗？

Jill: Is this fine?

 

Mr. Donovan：不行，喝了这玩意儿老子肯定会打瞌睡的，小家伙。

Mr. Donovan: No, I'm gonna doze off with this shit, kid.

 【醉酒，酒精数大于１３】

Mr. Donovan：你知道吗，我感觉自己应该补偿一下那个今天替我挡枪的倒霉蛋。

Mr. Donovan: You know, I feel like I should compensate the poor bastard that took the heat today.

 

Jill：哦？

Jill: Oh?

 

Mr. Donovan：是啊。倒霉孩子，Joel…Jean…Guillermo…Hirohito……我想不起他的名字了。

Mr. Donovan: Yeah. That kid, Joel... Jean... Guillermo... Hirohito... I can't remember his name.

 

Mr. Donovan：那孩子总是没完没了地说起我采访过的那个偶像。

Mr. Donovan: That kid is always gushing about that idol I interviewed.

 

Mr. Donovan：我很难记住谁干过什么事儿，但那家伙实在是烦到了能让我记住的程度。

Mr. Donovan: I can't remember anyone for shit, but he's annoying enough to make me remember him.

 

Mr. Donovan：所以我很矛盾。我感觉自己因为抢了他的采访而让他失去了和梦中情人上床的机会。

Mr. Donovan: So, I dunno. I feel like I cockblocked 'im big time today by taking his gig away.

 

Mr. Donovan：最糟糕的是，我还把他扔在单位抵挡那群发疯的贱人。

Mr. Donovan: Worst of all, I left him to fend off a pack of crazy bitches.

 

Mr. Donovan：我不希望任何人遭遇那种事，就算是我最讨厌的敌人……好吧，也许其中有两个例外。

Mr. Donovan: And that's something I wouldn't wish on anyone, not even my worst enemies... well... maybe two of 'em.

 

Jill：你现在说的话特别体贴周到。

Jill: You're sounding so considerate right now.

 

Mr. Donovan：我不是圣人，小家伙，但我是个男人。

Mr. Donovan: I'm no saint, kid, but I'm a man.

 

Mr. Donovan：而一个男人是不可以阻止另一个男人上床的，除非他是打算ＧＡ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】Ｎ你【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】娘。

Mr. Donovan: And a man must never cockblock another man unless he's trying to f＠【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】ck your mom.

 

Jill：就算你爹也不例外？

Jill: What if it's your dad?

 

Mr. Donovan：老子，讲话，口齿不清吗？

Mr. Donovan: Did. I. Stutter?

 

Jill：……

Jill: ...

 

Jill：也许你可以送他一张票之类的。

Jill: Maybe you can get him tickets or something.

 

Mr. Donovan：那可不行。那样的话他就不上班了。我需要他随叫随到才行。

Mr. Donovan: Nah, see. That'd mean he'd be off work. And I need him to be at my beck and call tonight.

 

Mr. Donovan：既然我总是听到那个小崽子滔滔不绝地谈起她……

Mr. Donovan: I've seen that brat talk to no end about her, so...

 

Mr. Donovan：我知道了！我在报纸上给他找块地方专门写她就行了。

Mr. Donovan: I know! I'll let him write about her somewhere else in the newspaper.

 

Mr. Donovan：把美食评论专栏的位置交给他就行了。反正那破栏目一直很烂。

Mr. Donovan: Give him the Food Critic's column. It's shit anyways.

 

Mr. Donovan：嘿嘿嘿……我可真他妈的赞。

Mr. Donovan: Heheh... I'm so f＠【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】cking nice.

 

Mr. Donovan：我走了，小家伙。

Mr. Donovan: I'm out, kid.

 

Jill：感谢您的光临，请下次再来。

Jill: Thank you, please come again.

 

Jill：（我猜那一幕肯定会很有意思。）

Jill: (That'd be something interesting to see, I guess.)