新赛季揭幕战揭晓，勇蜜：危！湖人每赛季都会在咱主场让我们难堪
新赛季揭幕战赛程公布，勇士将于北京时间10月19日主场迎战湖人！对于新赛季的到来，外国的球迷们自然也是非常高兴，但也有球迷认为揭幕战应该由卫冕冠军对阵一支季后赛队伍，没想到会是湖人，也有网友认为揭幕战可能很危险，毕竟湖人每赛季都会在勇士主场给球队制造困局。
[1]“哈哈当然”
Lol of course
[-]“我们会输的，湖人每赛季都会在咱们主场让我们难堪一回。”
We're gonna lose. Lakers always embarrass us at home once a year.
[3]“让老詹看着库里得到另一枚戒指非常无礼。😂”
Making LeBron watch Curry get another ring is mad disrespectful. 😂
[-]“如果老詹能打进季后赛，他们会播放他观看库里穿戴戒指的片段，并谈及动力和诸如此类的事儿，基本的故事情节。”
If Bron makes it to the playoffs they’re going to show clips of him watching Curry get his ring and talk about the motivation and whatnot. Basic ass storyline.
[-]“我还记得NBA安排詹姆斯看着达拉斯颁发总冠军戒指时发生的事情”
I still remember what happened when the NBA made Bron watch the Mavs getting their rings
[6]“跟去年一样”
Same as last year bra
[-]“为什么我们依然把湖人当作一支不能错过比赛的队伍和争冠者？这就相当于在揭幕战当晚观看卫冕冠军对阵8号种子队伍”
Why are we still treating the Lakers like a must see team and contender? This is equivalent of watching defending champs play an 8th seed on opening night at that
[8]“我还以为会是勇士vs凯尔特人呢，至少他们没有安排快船打揭幕战😂”
Thought it would have been warriors Celtics. At least they didn’t schedule the clippers 😂
[9]“他们会留到圣诞大战”
They gotta save it for Christmas
[10]“NBA从来不会在揭幕战复刻总决赛对阵，他们会安排到后面的赛程”
NBA never schedules a finals rematch for opening night, they save that for later
[-]“停摆后的11-12赛季，他们不就是这么安排的吗？”
Didn't they do that in 2012 after the lockout?
注：11-12赛季的揭幕战为热火VS达拉斯，10-11赛季的总冠军队伍是达拉斯
[12]“为何不是快船，毕竟快船是西部第二热门的球队。”
Why not the Clippers, they are the second favourite in the West after all.
[13]“在詹姆斯面前颁发戒指很棒，但我真的希望我们揭幕战打凯尔特人或灰熊。”
Ring in front of LeBron is good and all but I really wished we played the Celtics or Grizzlies instead.
[-]“我认为其中一场会是圣诞大战。”
I imagine one of them will be the Christmas game
[--]“勇士和灰熊可能会在圣诞之夜交手。”
Grizzlies Warriors is probably for the Christmas day matchup.
[16]“为什么不安排卫冕冠军在揭幕战对阵一支季后赛球队呢？”
Why not have the defending champs go against a playoff team for opening night?
[17]“另外一场可能是76人对阵热火/篮网？”
Other game is probably Sixers/Heat or Nets?
[18]“我的天啊，我都等不及新赛季开始了”
God I can’t wait for the season to start already
[19]“如果热火没有被安排圣诞大战，我会发无明火”
If the Heat don’t get a Christmas game I’ll be irrationally mad
[20]“胡安-托斯卡诺-安德森赛季第一场就拿到了他的戒指。”
JTA gonna get his ring day one.
注：胡安-托斯卡诺-安德森休赛期加盟湖人。
