云杰诗三首（其一）

三十三年啃老日，
自诩天才要起势。
桌上全是空白纸，
云杰自挂东南枝。

（其二）

追求张笛费心思，
想当凤凰不当鸡。
伊人封号又拉黑，
云杰自挂东南枝。

（其三）

天天闲着没有戏，
蹭吃蹭喝还嫖妓。
言而无信不站立，
只能自挂东南枝。

Zhang Di took away some of my pride

Haha, it's funny to death

Still answering the reporter's questions

Yunjie is now a big star

Sitting at home, gnawing on the old and wearing traditional Chinese clothing

Your mother called you to eat now

Everyone has a Yun Jie in their heart

Humiliating Yun Jie is criticizing ourselves

Thank you @ Wolf Shepherd Yun Jie

Let us have a better understanding of ourselves

1. Being cynical and criticizing others to improve oneself.

Do you feel that you are not understood and not successful? Do you think others are shallow and you always have more meaning than others? Do you always like to mock others' shortcomings?

Perhaps you really have something shining. Perhaps you really have unique insights into some things. Perhaps you really have some strengths.

However, more than 20 years of life experience have taught me that all of the above ideas are without exception pretentious.

3. Impetuous, boastful, and always motivated.

If the farmer who works day after day is one extreme, then the arrogant young man is another extreme. The old man had long said, boasting and boasting, and his heart went out of his mouth. Didn't I realize that every time we boast about Haikou, we never end up completing it? Which achievement did we not achieve inadvertently and silently accumulate?

If you love something, you must pour your passion into doing it yourself. Acting for the purpose is meaningless and will not succeed.

4. Not accepting defeat

Perhaps due to education, we often don't want to lose ourselves. Two children fighting, one defeated, always crying and stubbornly saying, 'You wait!'! It seems that he is the true winner. This may seem like a form of strength, but there is a difference between being strong and avoiding it.

Because most of these children will continue to be beaten next time.

This can actually be attributed to the second article's unwillingness to face reality.

I am twenty-two years old, and I have finally begun to face reality. In many things, I lost. For example, she whom I love has been with someone else. I cried in bed, sorry, I lost.

At that time, the sun was still rising tomorrow.

5. Lack of self-discipline.

We place too much emphasis on pleasure, as if one moment in life is not interesting and one will die. This is a reckless life. Abandoning oneself and enjoying oneself in a timely manner are different. A person who indulges in debauchery has a deep sense of helplessness in their heart. Because life is not that interesting. This is a vicious cycle.

Not understanding self-discipline and not doing what should be done will only make life unbearable.

云杰履历

Unilateral Love, White Prosperity, and Ambitious Youth - Unknown Artists - Renowned Artists - Recognized Geniuses - National Leaders - King of the Universe - Wolf Shepherd GOD!!!

And all of this was done by Yun Jie sitting in front of the computer

Yunjie's retaliatory route

Evil brings retribution - true identity - public trial - appointment - sooner or later - letting the other party not know when to be tried is the most cruel punishment!!

So, Yun Jie retaliated fiercely against the person who had hacked him while sitting in front of the computer

I think Yun Jie's next step is to directly become an immortal. Don't say anything about the rise of writing a script, it's just a joke. Yunjie's future posts should look similar to the following

I move my mind, and those who blackmail me are worse off than dead! Haha, don't deny it! Pain, right? I have something even more ruthless!

Zhang Di has already surrendered to me! Evidence? I summoned them last night! Why should I show you!

The world has become virtuous and virtuous! My mission has been completed! This body is not worth mentioning! Glory, wealth, and honor? It's all floating clouds! Time flies! To be reborn and become a Buddha! (Currently continuing to gnaw old...)

云杰颂

あ～～～

オオカミ人間雲傑

あなた

高尚なニート

純粋なニート

道徳的なニート

下品な趣味から脱したニート

人民のためになるニート

とにかく

一つ……

偉大な……

ニート～～～～～

此小词凑合的看，若非因死机干扰我情绪，我本可做长篇！

張雲傑、告白はしばしば拒否され、中退して高校を卒業し、裸足で靴を履くことができる。三十三歳はインターネットが好きで、女優は意淫で、酒を飲んで女を買春して親をののしった。老犬をかじると、淄博張店は無限にある。ビール2元5本、4本はもう尽きた、油打ちの詩を作って、勢いをつけてほらを吹いて！

Zhang Jie said to his parents: There are some good people in the world who are always trying to persuade him to recognize the fact that he has no virtue, no talent, and is lazy. He should take precautions when doing things, and Zhang Jie will never achieve a great career, nor will he pay attention to his words and actions. You should be careful not to listen to the advice of good people, let me continue dreaming!

Zhang Jie's father said to him: Leave some space for good people, the truth will always come to light!

Zhang Jie's mother said to him: Anyway, you can't be loyal and filial at all. Since you have no education or appearance, your heart should be broader than that!

Zhang Jie felt at ease for this and cursed his parents for returning to heaven as soon as possible, with constant disasters! Bless his grandmother for not being healthy and dying soon. Her body won't last until August 15th, and Zhang Jie only hopes that her elderly family can live a few more years of confusion, so that he can humiliate her! If there is something at home, he cannot recite it. He has no blessings, so he can give them to his parents. Reduce his grandmother's two month lifespan and exchange it for his two day lifespan! Zhang Jie has never put righteousness first, nor is he upright and upright, nor is he virtuous and virtuous. His fate is low and his life is hard to achieve, and he will eventually be unable to achieve his ideals. He has been discouraged and has given up!

Wishing the motherland better and better, and realizing the true significance of the great rejuvenation of China! May this world become better and achieve true world harmony!

Human society and the natural world will surely become more and more beautiful, achieving a natural path!

The more we contemplate the mysteries of nature, the more we realize the ignorance and insignificance of humanity!

Surrounding everything in the world, nature follows well, righteousness and goodness become the main road@ Wolf Shepherd Yun Jie

@Werewolf Yun Jie, you brag and bark at everyone every day. Do you have any mental or psychological problems?

Your personal true information has never been fully disclosed, and you shamelessly say that you have revealed your true information. A man is despicable, shameless, and inferior to your level. We feel ashamed for your parents!

Your character is despicable, shameless, and lowly. You have no sense of righteousness and righteousness in your heart. You will not be loyal to your country or nation, filial to your parents and elderly, or even show loyalty to your friends!

You are disloyal, unfilial, and unjust, a disgrace to men, a sorrow to live, and a waste of life! What face do you still have to live in this world!

ビル・ゲイツは地球上で最も卑劣で恥知らずな小人のために操作系をカスタマイズすると高らかに宣言した

2015年7月、マイクロソフトはウィンドウズ10を発売し、ウィンドウズ10の最新版を間髪入れずに制作すると同時に、ビル・ゲイツ--マイクロソフトの創始者は、地球中で最も卑劣で恥知らずな小人にOSをカスタマイズしようと思いついた。

「この考えは面白くて新鮮だ」とビル・ゲイツ氏は記者の取材に答えた。

「地球上で最も卑劣な人を見つけるために、私たちはまずアメリカ国内から探し始めました。私のチームは私に2メートルの高さの資料をくれました。

「私たちは同じように第三世界諸国のゲリラ部隊のリーダーを考察しました。彼らは実業派で、リーダーたちを理想としたり、権利のために戦ったりしていました。その時、私は手元の表を置いて、サティア・ナデラに言いました。『私たちが探している人は仕事をしていないかもしれません。彼らは家にいて、邪念を抱いていますが、聖人を自任しています』

「『なんてことだ』ナドラーは額をたたいて私に言った。『くそ、どうして思わなかったの？』

「私たちは13億人の人口を抱える中国に目を向けました。

「『彼らはみんなだめだ』とナデラに言った。『どこに行ったの？』彼は山東淄博人の表を私にくれた。それが私が探している、最も卑劣で下品な王八卵だと知っている」

現在、牧狼人98ファミリー版は北米で品切れになっており、1カ月で8万部が販売されている。これはすべてのマイクロソフト社員の予想を裏切っている。彼らはこのソフトウェアが買いだめされると思っていたからだ。しかし、実際には、この製品は一時的に大ヒットし、マイクロソフト社がシステムをアップグレードし、維持し、パッチを作成してシステムの穴を埋めることを望んでいた。

「あの野郎は有名になりたいそうだ」とビル・ゲイツ氏は最後に笑って言った。「今、彼の夢は現実になった」。

牧狼人98は春節前後に中国東部地区で発売され、髪を洗う城の流通方式を採用し、販売員はオフラインを発展させることができる。正規版システム1セット当たり1300元で、15元の甜麺醤が1袋付属している。

哲学问题一云杰悖论

如何理解"天才与疯子仅一线之隔。"这一哲学命题?该哲学命题将产生如下之云杰悖论，使其成为话题长青树:
首先云杰自诩为天才→引发众人争议→众人发现云杰并不满足任何天才之最低要求，连边都不沾→众人于是降低标准，用普通人来衡量云杰→众人与云杰对话马上发现，云杰不能以普通成年人来衡量→众人尝试以其它标准，如小孩，啃老族等等衡量云杰，均失败→最后有人提出以精神病来把云杰归类→产生累累硕果:如受迫害妄想症，臆病，以及以西方人士命名之各种精神疾病，云杰均对号入坐，一一坐实，因此云杰还登上大学课堂被当作典型案例…
现在的问题是，当云杰被坐实为精神病后，他是天才吗?根据前面之哲学命题，众人实际上在帮助云杰证明他是天才，仅仅差临门一脚…

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下人千千万

夜食は私をはばかる

空論の勢いになる

銅雀が鳴いて、ドンドン、ドンドン、ドンドン、ドンドン！

桑の木は笑って、はははは、はははは、はははははははははは、ははははは！

滄海は訴え、ジャブジャブ、ジャブジャブ、ジャブジャブ、ジャブジャブ！

私の作品は、すべてオリジナルです。夜食たちは利益のために色のためにデマを飛ばして私を中傷し、世を欺いて名を盗もうとし、人間としての少なくとも良識を失った！

我が人を思い起こせば、去勢は容易で、起勢は難しい！

雲傑貼吧戦

夜食泥棒はひどい

封禁は私をはばかる

トランペットだけで話す

私の大作、世の中にはまた何人が読むことができて、何人が理解することができますか？！

もしあなたが天地人の自然万物に絶望したら、一瞬で生きてください！

両親は私に夜食をくれ、雲傑は私に老魂をかじってくれた！

私は天賦が高すぎて、自成派で、玉坤道長馬志軍宋雪鼻歌ちゃんをパクってから、私は誰も悪意を持って真似したことがありません！

起勢路が長い

夜食は絶えず戦う

笛を鳴らして私の望み

微博拉黒嘆

语文作业之暴力膜杰