楼梯党实用程序v3.6（C++）
以下是源代码，可直接复制创新。
（创新发布了之后，别忘了我们的版权）
#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>
/* run this program using the console pauser or add your own getch, system("pause") or input loop */
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char** argv) {
SetConsoleTitle("SAP start menu V3.6 by:8G29(wxz)");
int lang;
cout<<"Please choose the language:"<<endl;
cout<<"[1]English [2]简体中文 [3]hyr^l?as" <<endl;
cin>>lang;
if(lang==1){
cout<<"Welcome to SAP Services！"<<endl;
int ser;
cout<<"Do you want to: [1] Open Bilibili [2] Repair computer [3] Pit classmate's blue screen [4] Watch * movies [5] Get *things* done [6] Continue to get *things* done [7] Download Windows system image"<<endl;
cout<<"Warning! Option 5 may harm your computer. Please operate with caution."<<endl;
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("MRT");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /scanhealth");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
system("sfc /SCANNOW");
cout<<""<<endl;
cout<<"Your computer needs to be restarted to complete the final operation. Please save the work and enter 'Y' (without quotes) after completion, and we will restart it for you."<<endl;
cout<<""<<endl;
system("chkdsk C:/f");
system("shutdown -r -t 0");
}if(ser==3){
system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
cout<<"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha";
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
int a=1;
while(a=1){
system("start");
system("%0|%0");
system("TIMEOUT /T 1");
}
}if(ser==6){
int b=1;
while(b=1){
cout<<"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes";
cout<<"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes";
cout<<"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes";
cout<<"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes";
cout<<"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes";
cout<<"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes";
}
}if(ser==7){
system("start www.msdn3.cn");
}else{
cout<<"Please enter the correct option!"<<endl;
system("pause");
}
}
if(lang==2){
cout<<"欢迎使用SAP服务！"<<endl;
int ser;
cout<<"您想要：[1]打开B站 [2]修复电脑 [3]坑同学蓝屏 [4]看*片 [5]搞事情 [6]继续搞事情 [7]下载Windows系统镜像"<<endl;
cout<<"警告！5号选项可能损害您的电脑。请慎重运行。"<<endl;
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("MRT");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /scanhealth");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
system("sfc /SCANNOW");
cout<<""<<endl;
cout<<"你的电脑需要重启以完成最后的操作。请保存工作，完成后输入“Y”（不含引号），我们将为你重启。"<<endl;
cout<<""<<endl;
system("chkdsk C:/f");
system("shutdown -r -t 0");
}if(ser==3){
system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
int a=1;
while(a=1){
system("start");
system("%0|%0");
system("TIMEOUT /T 1");
}
}if(ser==6){
int b=1;
while(b=1){
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
}
}if(ser==7){
system("start www.msdn3.cn");
}else{
cout<<"请输入正确的选项！"<<endl;
system("pause");
}
}
if(lang==3){
cout<<"hys？g-SAPhy！"<<endl;
int ser;
cout<<"dv#gfn：[1]hdhjj-B-uio [2]tui?th>cpr [3]hjyu-=r*po [4]huy-*-ops [5]hy7-^~`d [6]yui^-*hy7-^~`d [7]jdee3%$^@gWindows/e6g+/-"<<endl;
cout<<"$Fh)！5vk$%&^HDDMG46#$CGS^U^$^@#(_+^&。uhfiw@%$@CGD。"<<endl;
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("MRT");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /scanhealth");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
system("sfc /SCANNOW");
cout<<""<<endl;
cout<<"20Vrejve$#&v632t8c3$%@&C@%2x2jy52XJ^@$%&y。#$^e3cchj，DFGB3^25@@%frg“%y*”（#$^&vsef3#），$#^&fgfshFj4$%^7。"<<endl;
cout<<""<<endl;
system("chkdsk C:/f");
system("shutdown -r -t 0");
}if(ser==3){
system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
int a=1;
while(a=1){
system("start");
system("%0|%0");
system("TIMEOUT /T 1"); }
}if(ser==6){
int b=1;
while(b=1){
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
}
}if(ser==7){
system("start www.msdn3.cn");
}else{
cout<<"sd4@%^SFHSFhssy$786*%85!"<<endl;
system("pause");
}
}else{
cout<<"Please enter the correct option!"<<endl;
system("TIMEOUT /T 3");
}
return 0;
}
