Game 1 RGE vs GAM

Imagine trying to shutdown Malrang early game. As if no LEC team has ever tried it LOL
--obligatory "malrang will be figured out in 2 weeks, he does the same thing every match"
----"Malrangs a problem so if we put him behind we can win"
Malrang: "I took that personally"
想象一下尝试在前期压制住Malrang。说得好像没有LEC队伍试过似的哈哈
--所有欧洲队伍的必修课“malrang在第二周就会被研究明白的，他每把干的事情都一样”
----“Malrang是关键点，所以我们把他压制住就能赢”
    Malrang：“你这是在针对我了”

RGE has more wins than G2 and FNC combined in groups lol
--Hey don't you dare forget about the Mad Lions. Undefeated in groups.
--One more and they tie the rest of the west.
RGE在小组赛内的胜场已经比G2和FNC加起来还要多了
--你怎么敢忘了Mad，小组赛内还未尝败绩
--再赢一场这一个队的胜场就和欧美其他队伍加起来打平了

Rogue: They have the worse late game comp ever, no range, no aoe, no wave clear, maybe we try to scale ?
Malrang: Nah let's skirmish the entire game to scare EU fans.
--It's not an LEC team if they don't try to throw a little and give you a heart attack.
其他队友：他们后期太烂了，没长手没aoe没清线能力，我们要不就发育到后期再说？
Malrang：别啊，我们就跟他们整把打架刺激一下EU的粉丝们
--如果他们不浪一波把观众给整清醒了都配不上叫欧洲队伍

Honestly the moment you pick Galio you know you've been gigasmurfed on in draft
--I thought this was going to be the funnel strat with galio but it ws just simply a starved galio that didn’t do a lot
说实话把加里奥选出来的时候你就是默认对面是代练了
--我以为是那种用加里奥中路养打野的玩法，但这加里奥就是存粹的啥事都干不了

Game 2 GAM vs TES

You know those soloq games where everyone says "just group pls" and you end up giving every sidewave just 5v5 staring at objectives and fighting everything? Yeah its felt like one of those games...
--You mean, there was no voice chat available for TES and they fullmuted each other?
你有没有打过那种单排，就是大家都求着组团一起走，然后两边都放弃边路就在中路打大乱斗？这把感觉就是这种……
--你的意思是说，TES这把没法语音然后他们还在游戏内把队友都屏蔽了？

the fanbase is going to make Top swim home
--And since they're in New York, they'll need to go around Africa. Gotta ask for the Portuguese for help
----No, swim to Iceland, Tian know how swim home there.
----Tian about to become the first guy to circumnavigate the world by swimming
粉丝要让整个队伍游回家了
--他们从纽约出发，要绕过非洲，得寻求一点葡萄牙人的帮助了
----不用这样，游去冰岛吧，Tian知道怎么从那边游回家
----Tian要成为第一个游泳环游地球一圈的人了

Every year, one of the Chinese teams seems to really want swim practice
每年都有一支中国队伍特别想练习游泳

God damn, this will definitely go down as one of the most entertaining games in League history.
--JDG vs DK was good, great even.
But I want more of this
天，这把绝对会成为英雄联盟历史上最娱乐的一把
--JDG打DK非常精彩，但我想看更多的这种

How to beat LPL - practice ARAM instead of CQ
如何击败LPL-不要再打峡谷，练习大乱斗

Oh boy, the TOP players may wanna take an internet timeout for a month or so. Based on what we usually see on Reddit, its gonna be baaad on chinese social media.
--Knight might need witness protection
--Only internet? Nah mate, in China even cashiers will shit on you for performance like this, ask PandaC
--TOP is gonna need a month for them to swim back home
TES的选手可能要戒网起码一个月了，根据之前转到reddit的情况来看，他们在中国社交媒体要承受的骂声会更大的
--Knight要考虑一下证人保护计划了
--只戒网？那可不行，在中国连收银员都可以问你为什么打得这么烂，看看PandaC吧
--他们要花一个月游回去的，自然就戒网了

Lyndon B. Johnson rolling in his grave as a crowd of people in the middle of New York cheer on VIETNAM for taking control of the jungle and slaughtering their enemies
--TES heard the trees speaking Vietnamese
林顿·约翰逊(扩大越南战争的美国总统)听到在纽约有人庆祝越南控制了野区(丛林)还把他们的对手屠杀了吓得从坟里爬出来了
--TES听到野区里的树在说越南语(越战梗)

I swear, I saw both Azubu Frost vs Taipei Assassins S2 and FNC vs OMG S4 in this game
这把给了我S2决赛和S4 OMG五十血基地翻盘的既视感

GAM winning without a single gold lead throughout the entire game lmao
GAM全程都没有经济领先，但还是赢了

Game 3 DRX vs RGE

Gotta love Trymbi picking Nasus, self counterpicking bot matchup, getting 0 value of of his E armor shred because they have double AP and tank topside vs Ashe as only AA based champ for W slow
This was like the worst game imaginable for Nasus support
At least we finally saw Ashe, about time with all those Kalistas being picked
-- He did it so he can pick it as a worlds skin
-- Also I think Odo played his Rumble terribly. His decision making was so off I was like "Did he transform into Hyli or what?!"
Trymbi这手选的真好，下路对线把自己counter了，e的削甲打团0作用因为上中野是AP和坦克，w的减攻速只能针对艾希
这基本是能想象到的狗头辅助最不想看到的对局了
至少在卡莉斯塔被选了这么多次之后，我们终于能看到艾希了
--这把皮肤局
--Odo的兰博也很糟糕。他的决策让我看得怀疑他被Hylissang上身了。

Cat support: 100% win rate, highly banned overpowered.
Dog support: literal dogshit
Cat = superior pet
猫咪辅助：百分之百胜率，一直上ban位
狗头辅助：真的狗屎
猫猫才是更好的宠物

GAM qualify us and we paid them by picking fucking Nasus?! We just fucked over GAM with no reason ...
--Now we can't even poach Levi to LEC since he hates us :(
Vedius：刚在走廊了遇到Larssen，我恭喜他们晋级八强，他说他们现在要为了越南赢一把DRX
GaM把我们送出线了，我们回报他们的方式就是选了个狗头？太没人情味了……
--我们现在没法让Levi来欧洲了，他会讨厌我们的

Vietnam's hour long friendship with EU is over
越南和欧洲的友谊只持续了一个小时

Game 4 DRX vs GAM

Levi was right when he said he felt like he was a member of the Survey Corps from Attack on Titan.
Too bad the rest of his team plays League like they were members of Squad Levi during the Female Titan fight.
--Levi deserves a good team around him. He's definitely a top tier jgler
Levi说他自己就像是进击的巨人里面的调查兵团，这很合理。
可惜的是他的队友打的就像是打女巨人时兵长小队里的其他队员。
--Levi值得更好的队友，他绝对是顶级打野。

I can't believe that's the first time I've seen a viego die as anivia and become the egg lmao
--Vieggo
我不敢相信这是我第一次见到佛耶戈变成凤凰之后死掉还触发了被动。
--佛蛋戈

Well TES fully ruined my crystal ball picks but DRX look way better than they did in LCK
--I had TES as top of the group, Jackylove as getting a penta, and Tian with the most first bloods
TES彻底把我的预测毁了，不过DRX看起来要比他们在LCK里面强
--我预测的TES小组第一，JKL能拿五杀，tian一血最多

Can't tell if Ashe Heimer is strong or botlanes are trolling with these counterpicks
--immobile mage support into ashe is never a good pick
--Cant blind pick Kalista vs DRX anymore
这个艾希大头到底是真的厉害，还是只是为了counter对面的短腿辅助？
--没有位移的法辅打艾希真的不好
--现在打DRX不能无脑选卡莉斯塔了

It had to happen to one of the LPL teams
It was foretold in the ancient texts
--The LPL gods demand it, one must be sacrificed
----Western Gods: "Only one?"
总有一支LPL队伍要遭受这样的命运，古老的预言早已如此注定
--此乃LPL之神的旨意，必要献祭一队
----欧美之神：“只用献祭一队？”

Game 5 TES vs RGE

TES embracing their inner NA and smurfing as soon as the games mean nothing
--chiNA
--People were saying GAM were honorary NA but TES was the NA team all along
--TESM
--the NA spirit still living on even without a team in group C
在知道后续比赛对自己的出线已经没有意义之后，TES体内的北美水鬼之魂觉醒了
--中华有NA
--大家说GAM是荣誉北美队，但TES才是那支一直表现得像北美队伍的
--TESM
--就算C组没有北美队伍，还是有北美精神在

Where the fuck was this Top Esports 4 games ago
--Or the TES that took JDG to 10 games lmao
早干嘛去了？
--还不如说季后赛打JDG的那支TES干嘛去了

Good thing GAM beat TES, because with how Rogue look today, I don't think they were getting out of the group.
--TES was 2 autoattacks away from winning it as well.. we got really lucky here
--Biggest F moment was Knight and Jacky taking turret shots for no reason after Ornn died or they'd prob end with their hp bars.
幸好GAM赢了TES，不然按照Rogue今天这状态估计是无了
--TES就差两下平A，我们是真的运气好
--在奥恩死了之后Knight和Jacky被塔A了好几天，这就是最致命的失误，不然血量是够的

the team that plays vs rogue in quarters will be delighted
--Yeah it's a huge gap between RGE and everyone else in quarters if this RGE shows up. Hopefully they can prep to at least be competitive but yeah this is uninspiring.
谁八强遇到rogue不得高兴死了
--是啊如果按照今天这样，RGE和其他八强队伍差距太大了。希望他们至少能准备一下展现出一点战斗力，但就算输了也不是什么吃惊的事情

to think we were actually one game away from EU 0-9 week 2
EU离第二周九连败只有一场的距离

Game 6 TES vs DRX

eliminated TES is the best team in the world
--Coach told them you better win these last games if you want goggles for the swim home
----Other teams fighting for their Worlds life, meanwhile TES actually fighting for their life.
被淘汰的TES是世界上最强的队伍
--教练跟他们说如果还想要泳镜的话，就得把剩下的比赛赢下来
----其他队伍还在为了八强名额比赛，TES是为了活命比赛

Shoutout TES for forcing a tiebreaker between DRX and Rogue, allowing EU to also lose 9 games in one week just like NA
感谢TES给DRX和Rogue创造了加赛机会，这样EU就能和NA一样在一周内输九场了

top needs a hypnotist to convince them they've already been eliminated before every match
滔博需要一个催眠师让他们在每一场比赛前相信自己已经被淘汰了

TES realized there is no losers bracket in Worlds
--This team could genuinely beat anyone in a bo5 but they won't get the chance to show that. Sucks a lot for them
----The World's format is just trash. I'm against any format that has teams fighting to get to World's all year just to have their year then decided in 6 BO1s. The LCK and LPL don't even play BO1s.
I'd like to see the group stage expanded to 4 groups of 5 teams with a single round robin of BO3s, then 1st/2nd in each group go to the upper bracket and 3rd/4th go to the lower bracket.
TES意识到世界赛没有败者组了
--他们真的可以在bo5里击败其他任何队伍，但没机会证明这点了，太可惜了
----世界赛赛制很烂。我不喜欢这种队伍拼劲全力进入世界赛后要把接下来的命运交给6把bo1的赛制。LCK和LPL从来不打bo1的。
我喜欢小组赛能够扩军成四组每组五队，单循环bo3，前两名胜者组，三四名败者组

Man, imagine how different this group would be if GAM got one more win.
Edit: Or perhaps one less.
仔细一想不管是GAM多赢一场还是少赢一场，这个小组的格局都会不一样的。

Game 7 DRX vs RGE

Brother GAM legit single handedly prevented the 0-10. Bruh
--Prevented the 0-10 and also saved RGE from getting knocked out of groups.
--GAM is now an honorary Western team. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten o7
越南大兄弟是真的挽救了欧洲0-10的惨剧
--不止如此，还真的把RGE送进了八强
--GAM现在是荣誉欧美队了，你们的牺牲不会被忘记的，敬礼

RGE better be paying for the most expensive Steak Dinner and 1st Class Flights home for GAM there are.
--GAM can watch TES swim home from their lounge
RGE最好给GAM订顶级牛排晚宴加头等舱
--这样GAM就可以从飞机上看TES游回家了

EU is so screwed in quarterfinals.
--Zeus and 369 be praying they get odo and we will witness maybe the greatest gap in top in a series on worlds the league has ever seen
--Nah theshy vs sword can’t be beat
EU要在八强里被打爆了
--Zeus和369都希望能抽到odo，然后我们就可以见证英雄联盟世界赛史上最大的上单差距了
----还是比不过Theshy打sword

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