【熟肉｜Hank Miller】令人印象深刻｜女性向｜英语｜助眠｜CC字幕
Oh!Hi,how are you？
噢！嘿，你好吗？
I'm good，thank you
我挺好的，谢谢
You just miss her by about ten minutes
你要是十分钟前来就不会错过她了
Who？My daughter，your best friend
你问我指得是谁？当然是我的女儿，你最好的朋友
She just left about ten minutes ago I thought she was going to meet you
她大概十分钟前刚走，我还以为她是要去找你
You didn't…Well，why are you here then？
你没有约她…好吧，那你为什么来这儿？
You wanted to talk to me，talk to me about what？
你想来找我聊聊，找我聊什么？
Sure，come in
当然可以，进来吧
What's up
你怎么了？
you look strange，little tense or something
你看起来怪怪的，有点紧张，之类的
Of course！sit down，sure，sit
当然！坐下，没事，坐
What's…what's up
等等，你说你怎么了？
Okay，well，ask me some questions，then what？
好，好吧，问我些问题，然后呢？
You need advice from an older guy，well
你需要从年长的人身上获取一些忠告，好吧
Yeah,I would say I qualify
没错，我想我的确有资格来讲这个
Why？What's on your mind？
为什么？你在想什么？
It's kind of personal
这有点难以启齿
Okay，are you going to tell me，what is it about？
好吧，你能告诉我，是关于什么的吗？
About sex？Okay…What about it？
关于性？好吧……关于它的什么呢？
No，I actually…No，I didn't know you were a virgin but okay
不，我实际上…不，我不知道你还没做过，但是好吧
In your first time，what about it？what's it like？
你问你的第一次会是怎样的？是什么感觉？
Well，It kind of depends…
好吧，这部分取决于
Well，it depends on a lot of things
这么说吧，它取决于很多事情
It depends on who your partner is？What the circumstances are？
这取决于你的对象是谁？环境是怎样的
If you're ready…You have to be ready
当你准备好了……你不得不准备好
I know how you would know if you were ready
我知道你如何意识到你是否准备好了
I guess you just kind of feel it
我想你隐约能感受到
Well，the fairy tale is that…Yes
没错，情况理想的话…对
Your first time is supposed to be amazing
你的第一次应该是令人印象深刻的
Well，it can be，but it's not always，no
说实在的，它可以是这样，但并非一贯如此，不是的
Mine？Mine was…
我的？我的第一次嘛……
Mine was pretty unspectacular，I mean
我的第一次非常普通，我的意思是
It was rushed…It was quick…We were very young
很仓促…很快就结束了…我们那时还太年轻
we didn't know what the hell we were doing and
我们不知道我们究竟是在做什么
It wasn't…Incredibly…I mean I remember it，but it wasn't…
它并不…难以置信…我的意思是我居然还记得，但它并不
It wasn't spectacular
它并不美妙绝伦
let's put it that way it，it kind of rarely is
这么说吧，这种情况很少发生
I mean I hate to say that but
我想我也不愿意这么说，但是
It takes a while before you get to know what you're doing and then things get better but right out of the gate，I mean
你需要一段时间意识到你正在做什么，然后形势好转，但是，我是说，箭在弦上
It's pretty rare that people really know what they're doing and it winds up being rushed and sometimes it hurts and
人们很难意识到自己在做什么，然后草草结束，以及有时候会很疼，还有就是
I…You know，It's you kind of have to learn，you have to you get better at it with practice
我…你要明白，就是 你恐怕不得不去学习这件事，你不得不在练习中逐渐得心应手
like with anything you get better with practice
就像任何事都需要熟能生巧一样
No，I'm not saying it's gonna suck，I'm just saying
不，我不是说这会很糟，我只是想告诉你
It depends on who your partner is，if your partner is patient，I mean
这得根据你的对象是谁，他是否耐心，我的意思是说
I don't know what your boyfriend is like
我不知道你的男友是怎样的人
Okay，you don't have one right now，but okay well
好吧，你现在没有，但是…好吧
Theoretically like your boyfriend he would have to be patient ，he would have to…you have to take your time
理论上来讲你的男友不得不耐心点，他必须…必须让你慢慢适应
you have to relax，you have to work into it，you can't just like jump in
你必须放松，你必须沉浸其中，你不能只是一头扎进去
and expect that it's going to be great you kind of have to…you have to plan a night for it，and…
然后期待它带你走上极乐，你恐怕不得不…你必须未雨绸缪，以及…
I don't know，just get used to each other and work your way up to it，you know
我不知道，就是适应彼此，然后循序渐进，你懂吧
Does that make any sense？
那有什么意义吗？
well if you were with somebody who was more experienced，yes，it would be better，but I mean you have to get that experience，you don't start out with it
如果你和经验丰富的人在一起，是的，体验会更好一些，但我的意思是你必须积累经验，它不是无中生有的
Yes，I had to…I had to gain my experience，I mean all the things that I know
是的，我必须…我必须汲取经验，我指的是我所知道的一切
I learned over time just from doing it
我随着时间的推移从实践中得到经验
You're not going to know it right out of the gate
这些经验不是与生俱来的
Well
好吧
I know a fair bit，yes I mean I've been doing this a long time
是的，我知道不少，我的意思是我已经做过很多次了
What do you mean？What？I…what do you mean？What？I teach you…How？What？
什么意思？什么？我…什么意思？什么？我教你…怎么教？什么？
Yes，I…I mean I know what I'm…I know what I'm doing，yes
没错，我…我是说我知道我在…是的，我知道我在做什么
Well，how could I show you？
好吧，我该怎么教你呢？
It's not something I can really show you，right？
这不是我能给你切身示范的，不是吗？
I can't draw you a diagram，I mean unless do，
you actually do it，you're not going to know what I'm talking about
我没法给你画一个图表，我的意思是除非你真的做过，不然你无法真正明白我在说什么
Well，what do you mean？
好吧，你的意思是？
Could I do it？
让我来效劳？
Would I be your first？
我来成为你的第一个男人？
No！no no no no no no I can't…No…I can't do that
不行！不不不不不不，我不能，不，我不能这么做
Why？Because you're my daughter's best friend
为什么？因为你是我闺女的闺蜜
How old are you now？You just turned eighteen
你现在才多大？你才刚满18
That's actually pretty rare that you're still a virgin
的确你这个年龄还没做过很少见
I mean it's kind of refreshing，but
我的意思是这的确有些新鲜，但是
No，it's nothing to be embarrassed about…Are you kidding？No，it's
不，这没什么好丢人的…你在逗我吗？不行，这是
You're just waiting till you're ready
你只是在时机来临之前还需要等待
You're ready now？Okay！Great！Well！Then you need to find yourself a good guy who's going to be patient and who's going to learn with you
你现在准备好了？好吧，不错，整挺好！那么接下来你需要给自己找一个有耐心的好小伙，可以和你交流切磋共同成长
No，it doesn't necessarily mean your first time is gonna suck
不，这并不意味着你的第一次一定会很糟糕
Okay，there's a large possibility that it won't be the best，but it'll get better and it might not be that bad
好吧，的确很有可能体验感不会是最好的，但是一切都会好起来的，而且也不一定会那么差劲
Yeah，but I'm not going to be the first one，yes
是这样，但我并不想获此殊荣，没错
It would probably be great，but I can't do that
这可能会很不错，但是我不能这么做
Because if my daughter ever found out that i slept with her best friend
因为一旦我女儿发现我和她的闺蜜有一腿
she would probably never speak to me again
她恐怕再也不会和我说话了
If my wife discovered that I had slept with my daughter's best friend
如果我的妻子发现我曾经染指了我们女儿的闺蜜
Then I would be heading for divorce
那我将会被扫地出门
Well,Yeah，what if they never found out，well，that's highly unlikely，isn't it？
好吧，没错，如果她们永远都不知道呢，说实在的，那是不可能的，不是吗
You say，Yeah，you say you'll never tell now but you know like in the heat of the moment，Oh wow guess what I did，guess，come on，no
没错，你说你永远不会说出去，但是假如我们正进行得如火如荼，然后…芜湖，猜猜我做了什么，猜怎么着，来吧，老天
It's…it's just silliness
这…这简直愚不可及
No，you can't say please，no！I'm no no
别，你不要求我，想都别想！我是不会，不
I can't！I'm sorry！I'm really sorry，I mean you know what you're…You're going to develop these things on your own and everything's
我不能！我很抱歉！我真心感到抱歉，我是说你知道你得……你得靠你自己去钻研这些东西，而一切都…
What？No，it's not because you're not attractive…Are you kidding？
什么？不，不是因为你不够迷人…你在逗我吗？
You're beautiful You're a beautiful girl No，you are sexy.Yes
你美极了，你是个漂亮的姑娘，不，你性感极了，没错
No，you really are
不，你的确如此
Yes，absolutely if the situation were different，then I would have absolutely no trouble with this
是的，毫无疑问，如果情况有所不同，那么我绝对会毫不犹豫地答应你
Yes，but the situation isn't different
对，但现实就是如此
Look，it has nothing to do with the way you look or how sex you are
听着，这和你的长相或者你有多性感没有关系
It's the situation，I'm in this situation，I can't do this thing
关键是这个局面，我身处其中，我不能做这件事
I mean there's a large part of me right now…that is about to jump on the idea，because…God！You're young
我的意思是，我现在很大程度上……想着欣然接受这个提议，因为……老天！你如此年轻
You're beautiful，you're sexy as hell.I mean god you're a dream
你这么漂亮，还这么性感，我的意思是，老天，你简直是一个梦寐以求的存在
but there's a large portion of me that says like，No I can't do that
但另一方面我脑海中告诉自己，不，我不能这么做
Move！You can't do that！Don't，you can't kiss me，okay
走开！你不能这么做！别，你不能吻我，好吧
Because you just can't
因为你就是不能
No，it's not that isn't like it！Yes！I did like it，but that's not the…
不，并不是不喜欢这个吻！没错，我确实喜欢它，但这不意味着……
Stop Stop okay stop stop stop
停下 停下 好吗 停下 停停停
No，you can't do this！I can't do this
不，你不能这么做！我不能这么做
No！I…No I don't want to see your breast Oh god
不 我……不，我不想看你的胸口 噢 上帝
Okay！You need to stop！You need to stop！Look，this is totally unfair
好吧！你需要停下来！你必须停下！听着，这太不公平了
How the hell am I being unfair？
我究竟怎么不公平了？
I'm not the only guy you can do this
我不是唯一一个可以和你做这种事的人
Could you please pull your shirt back down？Please
你能把你的衬衣扣上吗？拜托
Yes I like them…God！Stop
是的，我喜欢它们……老天！停下
I don't know，if you're not begging me…Don't beg me
我不知道，如果你不再继续求我……不要求我
You don't need somebody to do this right now
你现在不需要和任何人这么做
Oh god！Don't say please like that！I am…
噢 老天！不要像那样哀求我！我快要……
Okay，Stop looking
好吧，别探头探脑了
Okay so I'm a little hard all right
好吧，我的确有些蠢蠢欲动了
You say you wouldn't tell，but that's not necessarily the case is that
你说你不会说出去，但那也不一定要是这种情况
You know what？
你知道吗？
You're gonna get anxious，you're gonna get excited，you're gonna slip one day，you're gonna say something，and then I'm gonna be fucked
你会感到焦虑不安，你会感到兴奋，总有一天你会泄露出去，你肯定会说些什么，到那时我就完蛋了
Oh no no no I can't do this
不不不，我不能这么做
Okay，what are you doing！
好吧，你在做什么！
Don't！Hey！Can you put your shirt back on，please？
不要！喂！你能把你衬衫掀回去吗？
Please，oh god，please put your…
拜托，老天，求你把你的……
Do not…do not undo your jeans，leave them on
别…别解你的裤子，给我放手
Leave them on，don't…don…！
松手，别…别
Oh fuck！Would you stop？
艹！你能停下吗？
Yes！Yes I like your body，I like your body a lot！That's fucking beautiful
没错！我是喜欢你的身体，我非常喜欢！它简直美极了
This is truly not a good idea
这真的不是一个好主意
I understand you want it to be…you want it to be good for your first time
我理解你希望它是……你希望你的第一次是美好的
Yes I do know I do know Oh God
是的，我知道，我明白 噢 老天
I gotta tell you the kite with the pointed ears and the tail is starting to win
阁下若要同风起，定将扶摇直上九万里
（原文指有尖角和拖尾的风筝容易飞得更高，更容易赢得比赛，这里指孔明借东风——如愿以偿）
No I don't want your first time to be shitty
不，我不想你的第一次就这么敷衍了事
Are you sure？Are you absolutely sure？
你确定吗？你真的想好了吗？
Fuck I don't even know why I'm doing this
老天，我甚至不知道我为什么要这么做
Fine！Yes，I will
好吧！嗯，我会实现你的愿望
Oh I shouldn't
老天 我不该这么做
Come with me
跟我来
Can you pick up your clothes and bring them with you，please？
你能捡起你的衣服并且把它们一起带过来吗？
Sit down on the bed
坐在床上
Now，look at me
现在，看着我
You sure？You sure this is what you want to do
你确定？你确定这是你想要的吗？
OK 好吧
