“会说话就好好说，不会说话就跟小孩一桌。”

【极其沉着冷静的讽刺文案】

1.几个妈啊，这么说话。

What a bunch of moms， talking like that.

2.触景生情，你就占了两个字。

The sight stirs up our feelings，and you account for two words only.

3.说话挺脏啊，上厕所没擦嘴吗？

Dirty talking. Didn＇t you wipe your mouth

on the bathroom？

4.会说话就好好说，不会说话就跟小孩一桌。

If you can how to talk then talk，

If you do not，please stay at the table with kids.

5.哪个下水道没关好，又让你爬出来了。

You＇re crawling out of an open sewer.

6.真是面子给多了，你都以为自己像个人了。

how dare you look up like a manonce somebody treat you politely

7.你家是住八卦图上了吗？这么阴阳怪气。

Does your family live in the Eight Diagrams Diagram？

It＇s so weird.

8.看不清自己？家里没镜子总有niao吧。

Can＇t see yourself？ There＇s always pee in the house without a mirror.

9.脸就一张，就不能省着点丢吗？

Can＇t we just behave ourselves nicely ？

10.东方不亮西方亮，憨批啥样你啥样。

Never do a foolish thing when you fell hopeless.