【VA-11 Hall-A】赛博朋克酒保行动剧情文本——第十三天
整合自游戏文件夹steamapps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括全剧情中英文文本——各种不同酒触发的不同对话选项与剧情分支走向，以及Jill在家里的每日手机资讯。会有部分对话删减，重点提名某小可爱和某主播。
萌新可从零开始，若是对幕后趣闻＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感兴趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到后段。
Jill在家————
The Augmented Eye————
Kira Miki Blog————
Jill：晚上好。
Jill: G'evening.
Dana：Jill！我跟你说过要穿上最好的衣服过来的！
Dana: Jill! I told you to come in the nicest clothes you have!
Dana：你穿着制服就来了！
Dana: You came in your uniform!
Jill：……这就是我最好的衣服了。
Jill: ...these ARE the nicest clothes I have with me.
Jill：另外，你和Gil不也是穿着制服来的吗。
Jill: Besides, you and Gil are in your uniforms too.
Dana：这个嘛，我不能穿休闲装来这儿，我是受监督的。
Dana: Well, I can't really show up in casual clothing. I'm being monitored.
Jill：那上次你穿的苏格兰短裙是怎么回事？
Jill: What about the kilt you wore that one time?
Dana：我也很惊讶那个居然没打破着装规定。
Dana: I'm still surprised that one didn't break the dress code somehow.
Jill：你又如何，Gil？
Jill: And you, Gil?
Gillian：首先，我就没有多少衣服可穿。
Gillian: I don't have that many clothes to begin with.
Dana：你们太让我失望了。
Dana: You people depress me.
Alma：哦，后面的准备已经搞定了。
Alma: Well, everything's in place back there.
Jill：啊，Alma来了。
Jill: Ah, Alma's here.
Alma：你知道吗，以前人们在说那种话之前，是会先致以问候的。
Alma: You know, there was a time when people greeted others before saying stuff like that.
Dana：来嘛，Jill，正式问候一下。
Dana: Come on, Jill. Greet her properly.
Jill：欢迎来到Valha—……不对。
Jill: Welcome to Valha-... wait.
Gillian：哈哈哈哈哈！
Gillian: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alma：朋友，如果这个还不算是你应该减轻工作量的征兆的话，我也不知道该怎么解读它了。
Alma: Man, if that's not a sign that you need to ease up on the work, I don't know what is.
Jill：别说了，这已经成为条件反射了。
Jill: Shut up. It's become a reflex.
Jill：等等，Alma也是穿着平时的衣服来的。为什么你对她就没意见？
Jill: Wait. Alma also came in her usual attire. Why aren't you saying anything to her?
Dana：罗纹毛衣可免费入场。
Dana: Ribbed sweaters get a free pass.
Jill：为什么？
Jill: Why?
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Jill：蠢问题，别在意。
Jill: Silly question. Nevermind.
Gillian：Jamie也早到了。他和狗一起出门买冰去了。
Gillian: Jamie came earlier too. The dogs went with him to get some ice.
Jill：我们不是有冰吗？
Jill: Don't we have ice?
Dana：从调酒台取冰太麻烦了，还不如从外面买好。
Dana: Trying to take it out of the bartending station is a chore, so it's better to buy some outside.
Jill：唔……
Jill: Huh...
Jill：Alma，你刚才在后面干什么？
Jill: What were you doing back there, Alma?
Alma：架设食物加热器。
Alma: Setting up the food warmer.
Jill：什么东西？
Jill: The what?
Dana：我三天前买好的。
Dana: I bought it three days ago.
Dana：那个超棒的。从表面看上去只是几套金属线，但你可以用那些组成一个架子。
Dana: It's amazing. It looks like just a set of wires, but you can create a frame with them.
Dana：把食物放上去，按下按钮，然后就能看到食物像是在微波炉里一样加热完毕。
Dana: Put the food inside it, press a button and watch as it warms the food up just like a microwave!
Alma：虽然只是广告片里的障眼法啦，那东西很有用，只是处理起来有点难度。
Alma: It's an informercial bauble, though. Really useful, but tricky to handle at the same time.
Alma：稍微搞错一点，今晚我们就没东西吃了。
Alma: One wrong move and we'll be out of food for the night.
Alma：所有食物眨眼之间就会被烤焦。
Alma: Everything will be scorched in a second.
Jill：哦。
Jill: Oh.
Jill：也就是说你也买过广告片里的东西？
Jill: So you've bought infomercial stuff too?
Alma：你没买过吗？那些至少用来送礼还不错。
Alma: Haven't you? It's at the very least a good idea for gifts.
Jill：好吧……
Jill: Well...
Dorothy：充满干劲的登场！！
Dorothy: DYNAMIC ENTRYYYY!!
Jill：总算是有人来得比我更晚了。
Jill: Finally, at least somebody came after me.
Dorothy：在过去的一个小时里，我已经听过三遍同样的话了，这是不是很奇怪？(注：指的是Ｘ【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 高潮”来得更晚”)
Dorothy: Is it weird that I've already heard that three times in the last hour?
Jill：*叹气*
Jill: *sigh*
Alma：哦，别这样，她又没什么恶意，只是觉得有趣罢了。
Alma: Oh, don't be like that. She's not saying it out of malice or anything. She just found it funny.
Jill：你要站在她那边了？
Jill: You're taking her side now?
Alma：嫉妒吗？
Alma: Jealous?
Jill：想得美。
Jill: You wish.
Dorothy：你们没必要为我争风吃醋。
Dorothy: You don't need to fight for me.
Jill：才没有。
Jill: We're not.
Alma：我去检查下那套微波金属丝。有点饿了。
Alma: I'll go check the microwave wires thingy. I'm starting to get hungry.
Dana：好主意。
Dana: Great idea.
Jamie：我回来了。
Jamie: Back.
Jill：哦……
Jill: Oh...
Jamie：啊，你好啊，Jill。
Jamie: Ah, hello Jill.
Nacho：士兵！你迟到了！
Nacho: Soldier! You're late!
Rad Shiba：嘿J！
Rad Shiba: Hey J!
Alma：瞧，这就是问候的正确方式。
Alma: See? That's how you greet people.
Jill：你别再提了！
Jill: You shut it!
Dorothy：……
Dorothy: ...
Dorothy：我—我去帮Al……呃……A……
Dorothy: I-I'll go help Al... um... A...
Dorothy：我去帮穿毛衣的宝贝儿。
Dorothy: I'll go help sweater pups.
Jamie：有什么问题吗？
Jamie: Something wrong?
Jill：她不太擅长应付狗。
Jill: She's not good with dogs.
Jamie：哦。
Jamie: Oh.
Dana：好啦！人都到齐了，我们可以开始了。呦，Anchorage！
Dana: Alright! We're all here, so we can start. Yo Anchorage!
Alma：Alma。
Alma: Alma.
Dana：我知道自己说了什么。食物怎么样了？
Dana: I know what I said. How's the food doing?
Alma：状态不错，但是还需要一点时间。
Alma: It's doing well, but it'll take a bit.
Dana：你不能让它加快速度吗？
Dana: Can't you speed it up?
Alma：我以前用过这套微波金属丝。它只有两档：”缓慢且适当地加热”和”烧炭”。
Alma: I've used those microwave wire things before. It's either "warm nicely but slowly" or "burn that bi 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ch".
Dana：那么还需要多久？
Dana: So, how long?
Alma：15分钟左右，搞定的时候会有铃声提醒。
Alma: 15 minutes or so. A bell will ring when the time comes.
Dana：也就是说，我们需要消磨一点时间。
Dana: We need to kill some time then.
Dana：嗯……
Dana: Hm...
Dana：好吧，我们就来玩真心话大冒险吧。
Dana: Alright, let's play truth or Dare.
Jill：玩什么？
Jill: What?
Jamie：我就算了。
Jamie: I'll pass.
Nacho：只有小孩子才玩游戏！
Nacho: Games are for kids!
Rad Shiba：我要参加！
Rad Shiba: I'm in!
Gillian：好吧，我也玩。
Gillian: Sure, I'll play.
Dorothy：好玩好玩！只求那条笨狗能离我远点……
Dorothy: Sounds fun! Aslongasthatmuttstaysawayfromme.
Alma：确实能让时间过得快一些。
Alma: That'll make the time pass faster.
Jill：我就不……
Jill: I'll pa-...
Dana：你必须玩。
Dana: You'll play.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Dana：好吧，规则很简单，如果被选中了，你就要选择是真心话还是大冒险。
Dana: Alright then, rules are simple. If you get picked, you pick either truth or Dare.
Dana：结束之后，你要选择另一个人。
Dana: After you finish, you get to pick somebody else.
Dana：在食物做好之前，我们就一直这么玩下去。
Dana: We go like that until food's done.
Alma：那么惩罚游戏要怎么办？
Alma: What about punishment games?
Dana：那些太麻烦了，只要想出问题或挑战，让其他人照办就是了。
Dana: Those are a hassle. Just issue new questions or challenges until the other person complies.
Dana：那就这样……Jill！
Dana: That said... Jill!
Jill：到！
Jill: YES?!
Dana：从你开始，随便选谁。
Dana: You start. Pick someone.
Jill：哦……呃……
Jill: Oh... um...
Jill：我想想……
Jill: Let's see...
【Boss】
Jill：好吧。Boss……
Jill: Okay. Boss...
Dana：我选大冒险。
Dana: I pick Dare.
Jill：大冒险？呃……
Jill: Dare? Uh...
Jill：给Gil一个过肩摔。
Jill: Suplex Gil.
Gillian：摔谁？
Gillian: Suplex who?
Dana：接招吧！
Dana: SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gillian：啊！
Gillian: AGH!
Dana：搞定！Gillian Kneute！站起来！
Dana: Alright! Gillian Kneute! Get up!
Gillian：嗷……谁？
Gillian: Ouch... Who?
Dana：真心话还是大冒险？
Gillian: Hm... Dare?
Gillian：呃……大冒险？
Dana: truth or Dare?
Dana：我要你用一只手把Jamie举起来！
Dana: I dare you to lift Jamie with one hand!
Gillian：……你只是想向我提问题对吧？好吧，我选真心话。
Gillian: ...you just wanted to ask me something right? Okay then. truth.
Dana：6年前，你是不是曾给某位Laverne夫人做过一小段时间的保镖？
Dana: Did you or did you not have a brief stint as bodyguard to a certain Madame Laverne six years ago?
Gillian：嗯？6年前？
Gillian: Huh? Six years ago?
Gillian：我不记得有这么回事。我甚至不认识什么Laverne夫人。
Gillian: I don't think so. I don't even know any Madame Laverne.
Dana：好吧，这个可能性要从列表上抹掉了。
Dana: Alright, that's one possibility off the list.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Gillian：那好……呃……
Gillian: Alright then... um...
Dorothy：我！选我！
Dorothy: Me! Pick me!
Gillian：你，小狗。
Gillian: You, the dog.
Dorothy：选我嘛！
Dorothy: Come on!
Rad Shiba：大冒险！我要你大冒险！
Rad Shiba: Dare! I dare you!
Gillian：不，是我要你大冒险。
Gillian: No, I'm the one that dares you.
Rad Shiba：出招吧！
Rad Shiba: Bring it on!
Gillian：呃……打滚。
Gillian: Um... roll.
Rad Shiba：是！长官！
Rad Shiba: Sir! Yes sir!
Gillian：你并没有打滚。
Gillian: You're not rolling.
Rad Shiba：是！长官！
Rad Shiba: Sir! Yes sir!
Gillian：……无所谓了，就当你做到了。
Gillian: ...whatever, you did it.
Rad Shiba：呜呼！
Rad Shiba: Woohoo!
Rad Shiba：好吧，J！真心话还是大冒险！
Rad Shiba: Alright, J! truth or Dare?
Jill：……真心话。
Jill: ...truth.
Rad Shiba：你头上那两个是你的耳朵吗？
Rad Shiba: Are those things on your head your ears?
Jill：我的……什么？
Jill: My... eh?
Alma：你的双马尾。
Alma: Your twintails.
Jill：哦，不，不是耳朵。
Jill: Ah. No, they're not.
Rad Shiba：哦，我明白了。
Rad Shiba: Oh, I see.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
【Dorothy】
Jill：好吧，Dorothy。
Jill: Well then, Dorothy.
Dorothy：好！
Dorothy: Yes!
Jill：真心话还是大冒险？
Jill: truth or Dare?
Dorothy：那我们就来……真心话！
Dorothy: Let's go with... truth!
Jill：你拒绝过顾客的什么要求吗？
Jill: Is there anything you have rejected from clients?
Dorothy：我会拒绝那些想玩伤残角色扮演的。
Dorothy: Those who want to roleplay with mutilation.
Jill：嗯……
Jill: Huh...
Dorothy：我的意思是，我可以随便移除自己的肢体。毕竟每次维护的时候我都要这样。
Dorothy: I mean sure, I can take off my limbs with no problem. I have to do that for maintenance every now and again.
Dorothy：但是我不能为顾客这么做。因为首先：这样会让我失去自卫能力，我绝对不会允许这种事。
Dorothy: But I'm not okay with doing it for clients. Because first: that leaves me defenseless, which I cannot allow by any means.
Dorothy：其次：这种角色扮演八成会涉及一套暴力的剧本。
Dorothy: And second: Half of the time, the roleplay involves a violent scenario.
Dorothy：其中有些行为是我无法接受的，比如说任何非自愿的暴力。
Dorothy: And there are some behaviours I won't reinforce, namely non-consensual violence of any kind.
Jill：有意思。
Jill: Interesting.
Dorothy：好啦，轮到我了。
Dorothy: Alright then. My turn.
Dorothy：你！穿毛衣的宝贝儿！
Dorothy: You! Sweater pups!
Alma：我？
Alma: Me?
Dorothy：真心话还是大冒险？
Dorothy: truth or Dare?
Alma：呃……大冒险？
Alma: Um... Dare?
Jill：嘿，你可真勇敢……也可能是真蠢。
Jill: Man, you're brave... or stupid.
Dorothy：好吧，我要你用最骚的声音说出："管理权限覆盖"。
Dorothy: Okay, I want you to say in the most sultry voice you can muster: "admin override".
Alma：好的……？
Alma: Okay...?
Alma：*清嗓子*
Alma: *ahem*
Alma：管理权限……覆盖
Alma: Admin... Override.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Alma：爽了？
Alma: Happy?
Dorothy：是的，超爽。
Dorothy: Yes, very.
Dana：你好像造成了一些间接损害。
Dana: Seems you caused some collateral damage here.
Alma：嗯？
Alma: Hm?
Gillian：我—我不知道你们在说什么。
Gillian: I-I don't know what you're talking about.
Jill：不要介意我。
Jill: Don't mind me.
Alma：你们是认真的吗？
Alma: Seriously guys?
Alma：好吧，接下来……
Alma: Well, let's see...
Alma：你，小狗。
Alma: You, the dog.
Rad Shiba：我的名字叫……
Rad Shiba: My name is...
Alma：谁管那个。我要你汪汪叫。
Alma: Yeah, whatever. I want you to bark.
Rad Shiba：可我还没选大冒险呢。
Rad Shiba: I haven't picked dare.
Alma：我说：汪汪叫。
Alma: I said: Bark.
Rad Shiba：汪汪叫！
Rad Shiba: Bark!
Alma：我是要你汪汪叫，不是要你说汪汪叫。
Alma: I asked you to do it. Not to say it.
Rad Shiba：汪汪叫！我在汪汪叫！
Rad Shiba: Bark! Barking!
Rad Shiba：嘿，如果我汪汪叫了，我就是这个酒吧的王了，因为Barking！
Rad Shiba: Hey! If I bark, then I'm the king of the bar! 'cause I'm barking!
Jill：*噗*
Jill: *pffft*
Alma：你真被逗笑了，Jill？
Alma: Seriously, Jill?
Jill：是的，是的。我的笑点特别低。别在意。
Jill: Yeah, yeah. I have a lame sense of humor. Whatever.
Rad Shiba：好啦，轮到我了！
Rad Shiba: Alright, my turn!
Rad Shiba：嘿J！真心话还是大冒险？
Rad Shiba: Hey J! truth or Dare?
Jill：呃……大冒险。
Jill: Um... Dare.
Rad Shiba：好……摸我！
Rad Shiba: Then... pet me!
Jill：我选真心话。
Jill: I'll pick truth.
Rad Shiba：好吧……为什么你的指甲那么薄？
Rad Shiba: Okay... why are your nails so thin?
Jill：我的……什么？
Jill: My... eh?
Rad Shiba：你的指甲！你那么脆弱的指甲是不能用来刨坑的！
Rad Shiba: Your nails! You won't be able to dig with such flimsy nails!
Jill：呃……人类的指甲都是这样的。
Jill: Um... all humans have nails like these.
Rad Shiba：等等，人类都是这样吗？
Rad Shiba: Wait, they do?
Rad Shiba：那你们还怎么刨坑？
Rad Shiba: How do you dig?
Jill：用铲子。
Jill: With shovels.
Rad Shiba：你们好奇怪。
Rad Shiba: You guys are weird.
Dana：为什么你就那么不愿意摸他？
Dana: Why are you so reluctant to pet him?
Jill：你就当成是我的本能吧。
Jill: Call it a gut feeling.
【拽狗子】
Jill：好啦，狗。
Jill: Okay then, dog.
Rad Shiba：到！
Rad Shiba: Yes!
Jill：我要你走出门外，并且呆在那儿。
Jill: I dare you to go out and stay there.
Rad Shiba：小意思！
Rad Shiba: That's easy!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：这样问题就少了一个。
Jill: And that's one problem less.
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Dana：这样，Dorothy，不如就由你来接替那条狗。
Dana: Well, why don't you continue in the dog's place, Dorothy.
Dorothy：好的！
Dorothy: Alright!
Dorothy：我要你大冒险，Dana，把宝贝儿像新娘子一样抱起来！
Dorothy: I dare you, Dana, to pick up honey and carry her like a bride!
Dana：好吧。
Dana: Alright.
Jill：等等， 你说什么？！
ill: Wait, what?!
Dana：来嘛，Jill，抱一下。
Dana: Come, Jill. Get up.
Jill：……！
Jill: ...!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Dorothy：(不客气。)
Dorothy: (You're welcome.)
Jill：哦，什么都别说。
Jill: Oh, shut up.
Dana：接下来，Jill。
Dana: Okay then, Jill.
Jill：什么？
Jill: Yes?!
Dana：真心话还是大冒险？
Dana: truth or Dare?
Jill：呃……大冒险？
Jill: Um... dare?
Dana：我想让你说……
Dana: I want you to say...
Jill：……说什么？
Jill: ...yes?
Dana："黑化肥发灰会挥发。"
Dana: "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"
Jill：……呃？
Jill: ...eh?
Dana：这是个绕口令。说出来。
Dana: It's a tongue twister. Say it.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill："黑化肥发灰会挥发"
Jill: "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"
Dana：再快点！
Dana: Faster!
Jill："黑化肥发灰会挥发，灰化肥挥发会发黑"
Jill: "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?" "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"
Dana：听你一说为什么会感觉这么简单……
Dana: You make it seem so easy...
Alma："黑化肥发灰灰……"啐。
Alma: "How can a clam clam-..." Damn.
Gillian："黑化肥发灰会挥……"啊！
Gillian: "How can a clam cram in a crean-..." Agh!
Dorothy："黑化肥灰……"哎呦。
Dorothy: "How can a cram-..." Oops.
Jill：(等等，Lilim也会被绕口令难倒？)
Jill: (Wait, Lilim get confused by tongue twisters?)
Jill：呃……Boss。
Jill: Um... Boss.
Dana：怎样？
Dana: Yes?
Jill：你可以把我放下来了。
Jill: You can drop me now.
Dana：哦，好的。
Dana: Oh, right.
【Alma】
Jill：嗯……Alma。
Jill: Hm... Alma.
Alma：那就选真心话吧。
Alma: Let's go with truth.
Jill：你的手臂遇到过的最不舒服的事是什么？
Jill: What's the most uncomfortable thing that has happened to those arms of yours?
Alma：不舒服嘛……
Alma: Uncomfortable...
Alma：它们经常会卡在布料和纤维上，有些时候关节会被衣服塞住。
Alma: They get stuck a lot on clothes and fibers. Sometimes the joints get jammed with cloth.
Jill：你的手臂有多大比例是机械的？
Jill: Just how much of those arms are mechanical, anyway?
Alma：比你想的要少，我真正换掉的只有自己的双手。
Alma: Less than you think. The only things I truly lost were my hands.
Alma：胳膊的肌肉仍然是我自己的，尽管有些增强。
Alma: The arm muscles are still mine, albeit with some enhancements.
Alma：另外上面并没有长出皮肤，而是覆盖的护板。
Alma: And my skin doesn't grow on them. They're covered by the plates.
Alma：比起替换，更接近于增强。
Alma: It's more an enhancement than a replacement, really.
Jill：嗯。
Jill: Huh.
Alma：好吧……
Alma: Well then...
Alma：嘿老板！
Alma: Hey Boss!
Dana：我？
Dana: Me?
Alma：真心话还是大冒险？
Alma: truth or Dare?
Dana：你敢冒让我大冒险的险吗？
Dana: Dare me. I dare you.
Alma：呃……给Nick来一招阿根廷背部粉碎摔。
Alma: Hm... Use an Argentine Backbreaker on Nick.
Dana：没问题。
Dana: Surely.
Dana：NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK！！！
Dana: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
Gillian：谁啊啊啊啊啊啊！！
Gillian: whoAAAAAAAGH!!
Gillian：我弃权！我认输！
Gillian: I give! I give!
Dana：只有在你回答完我的问题之后才算结束。
Dana: Only after you answer this.
Gillian：什么问题？！
Gillian: What?!
Dana：Joseph Valentine这个名字让你想起什么了吗？
Dana: Does the name Joseph Valentine ring any bells?
Gillian：我认识一个Joseph Shine，但不认识什么Valentine。
Gillian: I know of a Joseph Shine, but not Valentine.
Dana：Joseph Shine……那好吧……
Dana: Joseph Shine... alright then...
Gillian：……我猜那就轮到我了，呃……
Gillian: ...I guess it's my turn, um...
Gillian：嘿，老大，能放过我了吗？
Gillian: Hey, Chief. Can you drop me?
Dana：哦，饶你一命。
Dana: Oh, right.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Gillian：嘿，Jill，真心话还是大冒险？
Gillian: Hey, Jill. truth or Dare?
Jill：我选大冒险。
Jill: I'll pick Dare.
Gillian：摸狗。
Gillian: Pet the dog.
Jill：好，随便你啦。
Jill: Yeah, whatever.
Jill：过来，笨狗。
Jill: C'mere, mutt.
Rad Shiba：这就对了！继续摸！用力摸！你就这点力气吗？！
Rad Shiba: Yes! Come on! Pet me harder! Is that all you've got?!
Jill：啊，操你大爷的。
Jill: Ah, fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 k you.
【总受】
Jill：好了，Gil，你要选什么？
Jill: Okay then, Gil. What do you pick?
Gillian：呃……真心话。
Gillian: Um... truth.
Jill：你的姓氏是什么？
Jill: What's your last name?
Gillian：大冒险！我选大冒险！
Gillian: Dare! I pick Dare!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：闭起眼睛做一杯Suger Rush.
Jill: Try to make a Sugar Rush with your eyes closed.
Gillian：收到。
Gillian: Alright.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Gillian：拿去。
Gillian: Here.
Jill：这是啤酒……
Jill: This is a Beer...
Jill：好吧，就当你完成了。
Jill: Well, it works... I think.
Gillian：那就轮到我了对吧？好……
Gillian: My turn, right? Well...
Dorothy：我！选我！
Dorothy: Me! Pick me!
Gillian：你，小狗。
Gillian: You, the dog.
Dorothy：选我嘛！
Dorothy: Come on!
Rad Shiba：大冒险！我要你大冒险！
Rad Shiba: Dare! I dare you!
Gillian：不，是我要你大冒险。
Gillian: No, I'm the one that dares you.
Rad Shiba：出招吧！
Rad Shiba: Bring it on!
Gillian：呃……坐下。
Gillian: Um... sit.
Rad Shiba：是！长官！
Rad Shiba: Sir! Yes sir!
Gillian：你并没有坐下。
Gillian: You're not sitting.
Rad Shiba：是！长官！
Rad Shiba: Sir! Yes sir!
Gillian：……无所谓了，就当你做到了。
Gillian: ...whatever, you did it.
Rad Shiba：好好！你，那个金发的，摸我。
Rad Shiba: Alright! You, the blonde. Pet me.
Alma：呃，随你的便。
Alma: Eh, whatever.
Rad Shiba：你的手好凉哦。
Rad Shiba: Your hands are cold.
Alma：大概比一般的手要凉吧。
Alma: Colder than your usual hands, I guess.
Alma：好吧……Jill！
Alma: Alright then... Jill!
Jill：我要选大冒险。
Jill: I'll go with Dare.
Alma：给我按摩肩膀。
Alma: Give me a shoulder massage.
Jill：……你说真的？
Jill: ...really?
Alma：当然。
Alma: Really.
Jill：好吧……
Jill: Okay...
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Alma：你还挺擅长这个。
Alma: You are good at this.
Jill：很多年前爷爷教了我这个。
Jill: My grandpa taught me how years ago.
Alma：爷爷去世时你才几岁？
Alma: How old were you when your grandpa died?
Jill：大概14岁，如果没记错的话。
Jill: 14 or so, if memory serves right.
Alma：那时他—……
Alma: Then he was-...
Alma：……
Alma: ...
Alma：抱歉，我需要去下洗手间。
Alma: Sorry. Need to use the bathroom.
Dana：Jill……你到底给她做了什么按摩？
Dana: Jill... what did that massage do exactly?
Jill：只是普通的按摩。但我可能不小心解开了她的胸罩。
Jill: It was a regular massage. I might have accidentally unclasped her bra though.
Jill：感觉好像有什么东西咔嚓一下。
Jill: It felt like something snapped.
Dorothy：唔唔，想象一下那个可怜的小东西需要承受的压力。
Dorothy: Well, just imagine the pressure the poor thing must be a subject to.
Gillian：可你的表情看上去就相当得意嘛。
Gillian: You have a pretty triumphant look on your face though.
Jill：换成是你的话，你也会吧？
Jill: Wouldn't you?
Gillian：我觉得……
Gillian: I wonder...
Alma：如果你们聊完了我的胸罩的话，咱们就继续吧。
Alma: If everyone's done talking about my bra, let's move on.
Jill：(不知道食物什么时候才能好。)
Jill: (I wonder how long until the food is done.)
【Boss】
Jill：好吧，Boss，你来选。
Jill: Alright, Boss. Pick.
Dana：我选真心话。
Dana: truth me.
Jill：你是怎么换上那只机械手的？
Jill: How did you get your arm?
Dana：我转念一想，不如还是大冒险吧。
Dana: On second thought, dare me.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：抓着衬衫的领子把Gil举起来。
Jill: Lift Gil by the neck of his shirt.
Dana：走你。
Dana: Okay.
Gillian：呃？！
Gillian: Eh?!
Gillian：哇！
Gillian: Wah!
Dana：开心了？
Dana: Happy?
Jill：可能吧。谁在乎呢？我又没听你讲起机械手的故事。
Jill: I guess. Who cares? I didn't hear about your arm.
Gillian：我！我在乎！
Gillian: I do! I care!
Dana：好啦，Gil。趁我们保持着这个姿势，回答我。
Dana: Alright, Gil. Now that I have you in this position, answer me.
Gillian：我还没选……
Gillian: I didn't pick...
Dana：你的处境由不得你选择！回答我！
Dana: You're in no position to pick! Now answer!
Dana：你是不是在苏格兰呆过两年？
Dana: Did you live in Scotland for two years?
Gillian：苏格兰？没……
Gillian: Scotland? No...
Dana：这样就排除了几种可能性……
Dana: I guess that rules out a couple of possibilities...
Gillian：呃……老大……
Gillian: Um... Chief...
Dana：干嘛？哦对了，我还举着你呢。抱歉。
Dana: What? Oh right, I'm still lifting you. Sorry.
Gillian：现在她反而道歉了……
Gillian: And now she apologizes...
Gillian：既然轮到我了……
Gillian: I guess it's my turn...
Gillian：嘿，Alma。真心话还是大冒险？
Gillian: Hey, Alma. truth or Dare?
Alma：呃……大冒险。
Alma: Hm... Dare.
Dorothy：哦！哦！我有个建议！
Dorothy: Oh! Oh! I have a suggestion!
Jill：你保持安静。
Jill: You stay quiet.
Dorothy：好——吧———。
Dorothy: Fiiiiiiiiine.
Gillian：嗯……你的手臂有多强？
Gillian: Hm... how strong are those arms of yours?
Alma：因为下面仍然是我的肌肉，所以……不是很强。
Alma: It's still my muscles under them so... not very.
Alma：但是因为没有肉质的皮肤，用起来会更方便。
Alma: Although not having fleshy skin makes things easier.
Alma：等等，那是真心话，不是大冒险。
Alma: Wait. That's truth, not Dare.
Gillian：我只是想确认一下。
Gillian: I just wanted to make sure.
Gillian：我要你用那双手捏开这个坚果。
Gillian: I dare you to break this nut with your hands.
Alma：没问题。
Alma: Okay.
Gillian：好吧，还真是干脆。
Gillian: Well, that was easy.
Dana：卧槽，Gil。你真好这一口吗？
Dana: Holy shit, Gil. Are you really into that?
Gillian：呃？
Gillian: Eh?
Jill：要求一位女士亲手捏开坚果，然后眼睁睁地看她吃掉，这样会让你兴奋吗？
Jill: Asking a woman to break a nut in her hands and then watching her eat it, does that turn you on?
Gillian：诶？！
Gillian: Eh?!
Dorothy：等下，等下……男人真的会为这种事感到兴奋吗？出于职业的原因我需要搞清楚这个。
Dorothy: Wait, wait... is this an actual thing that turns guys on? I need to know for professional reasons.
Gillian：*叹气*
Gillian: *sigh*
Alma：……你是个变态，Gilbert。
Alma: ...you're a pervert, Gilbert.
Gillian：Gil……稍等，这次已经接近正确叫法了。
Gillian: Gil-... wait, that was close this time.
Alma：轮到我了？那好。
Alma: My turn then? Alright.
Alma：嘿，Jill，选吧。
Alma: Hey Jill, pick.
Jill：嗯……真心话。
Jill: Um... truth.
Alma：好的。你童年时最尴尬的梦想是什么？
Alma: Okay then. What's your most embarrassing childhood dream?
Jill：嗯……再具体点？
Jill: Um... elaborate?
Alma：比如说：当我还是个小女孩的时候，我想成为一个"专业谜语大师"。
Alma: For example: when I was a girl I wanted to be a "Professional Puzzle Master".
Alma：我觉得自己已经在某种程度上实现了那个梦想，但是你懂的。
Alma: I guess, in a way, I accomplished that, but you understand.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：我曾经想成为一个……腹语演员。
Jill: I wanted to be a... ventriloquist.
Alma：啊？
Alma: Huh?
Jill：小时候，我特别喜欢一个叫Lucia的游乐园的节目。
Jill: When I was a child, I liked this show called Lucia's Fun House.
Alma：就是有个女人在一个全是会说话的东西的屋子里的节目？
Alma: The one with the woman in the house with the talking stuff?
Jill：就是那个。
Jill: That one.
Jill：我父母在我大概……6岁的时候，离婚了。
Jill: My parents divorced when I was around... six, I think.
Jill：当时妈妈在和交响乐团一起巡演，爸爸也忙于工作。
Jill: Mom was on tour with an orchestra and my dad was working constantly.
Jill：我一直都和爷爷在一起，但是他总在睡觉，所以我大多数时候都是孤身一人。
Jill: I spent a lot of time with my grandpa, but he slept a lot, so I was on my own most of the time.
Jill：我喜欢假装椅子或床之类的东西会说话，当时人工智能还没那么先进……
Jill: I liked to pretend things like chairs or beds could talk. And since AI wasn't so advanced back then...
Jill：就在那时，我曾看过一次魔术表演，当时魔术师在表演让木偶说话。
Jill: Anyway, I went to a magic show once, and there was this guy making a puppet talk.
Jill：爸爸告诉我那就是"腹语演员"，为此我就迷上了这个梦想。
Jill: My dad told me he was a "ventriloquist" so I kinda obsessed about wanting to be one.
Jill：说实在的，时至今日我还会时不时地想起这个。
Jill: Even today, I'd be lying if I said that I don't think about it every now and then.
Dana：也就是说，你是因为这个才假装Fore能说话的。
Dana: So that's why you pretend Fore can talk.
Alma：她怎么着？！
Alma: She what?!
Jill：没什么。
Jill: Nothing.
【Dorothy】
Jill：嗯……Dorothy。
Jill: Hm... Dorothy.
Dorothy：太棒了！我选大冒险！
Dorothy: Yes! I pick Dare!
Jill：那好，我要你把腿放到头后面。
Jill: Okay, I want you to put your leg behind your head.
Dorothy：这样就行了？好吧……
Dorothy: Just that? Alright...
Jill：原来那些特别灵活的关节不是在吹牛。
Jill: So, the extra-flexible joints weren't just a bluff.
Dorothy：我从来不吹牛！
Dorothy: I never bluff!
Dorothy：但我确定好像听到了哪里撕裂的声音。
Dorothy: I'm pretty sure I heard something rip though.
Dorothy：好啦。Dana！
Dorothy: Okay then. Dana!
Dana：我选大冒险。
Dana: I pick Dare.
Dorothy：我要你直勾勾地注视宝贝儿的双眼长达十秒。
Dorothy: I dare you to stare honey straight in the eyes for ten seconds.
Dana：嗯？没问题。
Dana: Hm? Sure.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Jill：呃……
Jill: Um...
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Jill：请不要这样。
Jill: Please, stop.
Dana：七秒……
Dana: Seven seconds...
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Dana：结束。
Dana: And done.
【狗子没被忽悠出去的对话】
Dana：搞定之后，狗！
Dana: Okay then, dog!
Rad Shiba：来！放马过来！
Rad Shiba: Yes! Challenge me!
Dana：追你的尾巴……但是只许转三圈。不许多也不许少。
Dana: Chase your tail... but only make three spins. No more, no less.
Rad Shiba：瞧好吧！
Rad Shiba: Alright!
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Rad Shiba：搞定！
Rad Shiba: Done!
Dana：那是四圈。
Dana: That was four.
Rad Shiba：这次呢？
Rad Shiba: And now?
Dana：两圈。
Dana: Two.
Rad Shiba：啊啊啊啊呃！
Rad Shiba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Dana：这回是三圈了。干得好。
Dana: That was three. Good job.
Rad Shiba：就是这么自信！
Rad Shiba: Alright!
Rad Shiba：嘿J！选吧！
Rad Shiba: Hey J! Pick one!
Jill：大冒险。
Jill: Dare.
Rad Shiba：我要你管我叫乖宝宝！
Rad Shiba: I dare you to call me a good boy!
Jill：……乖宝宝。
Jill: ...good boy.
Rad Shiba：耶！！！
Rad Shiba: Yes!!!
【狗子被忽悠出去后的对话】
Dana：好吧，那就……Gil！
Dana: Okay, then... Gil!
Gillian：有何吩咐？
Gillian: Yes?
Dana：真心话还是真心话？
Dana: truth or truth?
Gillian：呃……真心话？
Gillian: Um... truth?
Dana：你听说过一个叫独角兽的黑帮吗？
Dana: Have you ever heard of the Unicorn Gang?
Gillian：啊，这个我知道。事实上帮我混进Glitch City的就是那个帮派的成员。
Gillian: Ah, yeah. The person that got me into Glitch City is part of it, actually.
Dana：见鬼，那我的调查进度又要退回上个阶段了。
Dana: Dammit, that makes me backtrack a bit.
Gillian：……？
Gillian: ...?
Gillian：那好……嘿Jill，选吧。
Gillian: Okay then... hey Jill, pick.
Jill：我选大冒险。
Jill: I'll go with Dare.
Gillian：你能转动你的双马尾吗？
Gillian: Can you spin your twintails?
Jill：应该可以吧……
Jill: I guess...
Gillian：那就有请……
Gillian: Then please...
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Gillian：呃……
Gillian: Um...
Gillian：你只是在椅子上转动自己罢了。
Gillian: You're just spinning yourself on the chair.
Jill：双马尾也在和我一起转。
Jill: And the twintails with me.
Gillian：我所构思的并不是这样。
Gillian: That's not what I had in mind.
Jill：那下次就说具体点。
Jill: Then be more specific next time.
Dana：轮到你了，Jill。
Dana: Your turn, Jill.
Jill：稍等，我头晕……
Jill: Hold on, I'm dizzy...
【第二轮被忽悠走的拽狗子】
Jill：好了，狗。
Jill: Okay then, dog.
Rad Shiba：到！
Rad Shiba: Yes!
Jill：我要你走出门外，并且呆在那儿
Jill: I dare you to go out and stay there.
Rad Shiba：小意思！
Rad Shiba: That's easy!
Jill：这样问题就少了一个。
Jill: And that's one problem less.
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Dana：这样，Dorothy，不如就由你来接替那条狗。
Dana: Well, then. Why don't you continue in the dog's place, Dorothy?
Dorothy：没问题！
Dorothy: Alright!
Dorothy：嘿，穿毛衣的宝贝儿。你选什么？
Dorothy: Hey, sweater pups. What do you pick?
Alma：那就大冒险吧。
Alma: Let's go with dare.
Dorothy：我要你梳双马尾！
Dorothy: I dare you to put on some twintails!
Alma：可以。
Alma: Sure.
Alma：Jill，把你的发带借我用一下。
Alma: Hey Jill, lend me your hair ties for a second.
Jill：给。
Jill: Alright.
Alma：这么一想，我自从小学之后就没梳过双马尾了。
Alma: I haven't worn twintails since elementary school, now that I think about it.
Alma：这样行吗？
Alma: Is this good?
Dorothy：真好！
Dorothy: Yup!
Alma：那就好，我要解开了。双马尾对我来说有点太活泼了。
Alma: Alright, let me untie them. Too breezy for my taste.
Alma：那就……Jill！
Alma: Then... Jill!
Jill：我选真心话。
Jill: I'll go with truth.
Alma：如果要在一间压力室里度过两个小时，你会选谁和你在一起？
Alma: If you had to spend two hours in a pressurization chamber with someone, who would you pick?
Jill：从哪些人里选？
Jill: Out of what pool of people?
Alma：在座的各位。
Alma: The ones here right now.
Jill：嗯……
Jill: Hm...
Jill：要么选你，要么选Jamie。
Jill: I guess either you or Jamie.
Alma：哦？
Alma: Oh?
Jill：我的意思是，如果我要是和Dorothy一起进去，接下来就会……不太对劲儿。
Jill: Yeah, I mean. If I went into a chamber with Dorothy, it'd be... fishy.
Jill：而且我确定Boss肯定会睡着，因为她太容易感到无聊了。
Jill: I know for certain that my Boss would fall asleep because she gets bored easily.
Jill：另外Gil有幽闭恐惧症。
Jill: And Gil is claustrophobic.
Alma：Phillip有幽闭恐惧症？
Alma: Phillip is claustrophobic?
Gillian：我是有很多麻烦啦……
Gillian: I'm many things...
【Alma】
Jill：轮到你了Alma。
Jill: Alright then. Alma.
Alma：我选真心话。
Alma: I'll pick truth.
Jill：你的手臂遇到过的最尴尬的事是什么？
Jill: What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to your arms?
Alma：好吧……
Alma: Well...
Alma：有一次我在街上遇到了抢劫，于是……呃……
Alma: There was this one time when I got mugged on the street so I... uh...
Alma：我……就把手扔向了歹徒，然后把他砸晕了。
Alma: I... kinda threw my hand at the thief to knock him out.
Jill：扔？
Jill: Threw?
Alma：我记得那个应该是叫做……火箭飞拳？
Alma: I think it's what you usually call a... rocket punch?
Jill：也就是说，你并不是把手扔出去，而是手自己向歹徒射出去。
Jill: So you didn't throw it so much as it... propelled itself towards the thief.
Alma：是的。
Alma: Yup.
Jill：这怎么能算尴尬了？
Jill: And how is that embarrassing?
Alma：那效果也未免太卡通了！多少有些尴尬。
Alma: It was just so cartoony! It's a bit embarrassing.
Alma：这项功能还略微不够实用，手在重新接续之后还需要一段时间才能启动。
Alma: It's a bit impractical too. The hand has a startup time after reattachment.
Jill：了解，但是……为什么要加上这个功能？
Jill: Yes, but... why add such a function?
Dana：为什么你会不愿意加上这个功能？
Dana: Why WOULDN'T you add such a function?
Jill：呃……因为……
Jill: Well... because...
Jill：Boss，别告诉我你的手臂也能……
Jill: Boss, don't tell your arm can also...
Dana：我的手臂超强的！
Dana: This hand of mine is awesome!
Alma：接下来轮到我了……
Alma: My turn, then...
Alma：我选Lorenzo。
Alma: I'll pick Lorenzo.
Gillian：Gillian。
Gillian: Gillian.
Alma：Casimiro。真心话还是大冒险？
Alma: Casimiro. truth or Dare?
Gillian：呃……真心话。
Gillian: Um... truth.
Alma：你是怎么做到一直让自己的胡茬保持同一长度的？
Alma: How do you manage to keep that stubble of yours at the same length all the time?
Gillian：我怎么……什么？
Gillian: How do I... eh?
Alma：我是指，无论我什么时候走进酒吧，无论是工作日的凌晨3点还是周日下午，你总是留着那副三天没刮的胡子。
Alma: I mean, no matter when I come here, whether it's at 3AM on a weekday or in the afternoon on Sunday, you always have the same three day beard.
Alma：胡子从来没长长过，而你也从来没刮过。你到底是怎么做到的？
Alma: It never gets any longer, but you also never shave. How the hell do you do that?!
Gillian：这样啊……
Gillian: Well...
Dana：这真是个不错的问题。
Dana: That's a good question, really.
Jill：回想起来确实如此……
Jill: Now that I think about it...
Gillian：呃……
Gillian: Uh...
Gillian：我是刮胡子的，但……我用的是电动剃须刀。
Gillian: I do shave, but... I use an electric razor.
Gillian：而且总是调成低档，所以……
Gillian: And set it quite low, so...
Alma：……
Alma: ...
Alma：你没说什么靠谱的。但是无所谓啦。
Alma: You're not saying something. But whatever.
Gillian：无—无所谓。
Gillian: A-Anyways.
【第二轮狗子被忽悠走后的对话】
Gillian：呃……老大，真心话还是大冒险？
Gillian: Um... Chief, truth or Dare?
Dana：我选真心话。
Dana: Let's go with truth.
Gillian：这个问题我早就想问了。
Gillian: This is something I've been meaning to ask for a long time.
Gillian：为什么这间酒吧要叫Valhalla，选择的编号却是”VA—11”呢？不该是”VA—1”吗？
Gillian: Why is the bar called Valhalla if your designation is "VA-11"? Shouldn't it be "VA-1"?
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Dana：原本应该是如此的。
Dana: It WAS going to be that.
Dana：向BTC申请酒吧经营者资格认证的时候，Brian告诉我VA—1的编号可用。
Dana: When I applied for a bar owner certification through the BTC, Brian told me I would have the VA-1 code.
Dana：但是半路杀出一个家伙，玩了些小手段，比我更早通过了资格认证。
Dana: BUT then came this one guy, and he pulled some strings to get a certification faster.
Dana：他占了我的位置，于是我对Brian说要一直推迟到VA—11的编号可用为止。
Dana: He took MY position and I told Brian to hold off until the VA-11 code became available.
Dana：这间酒吧的停业时间比原计划多出了5个月之久。
Dana: This bar remained closed for five months longer than it should have been.
Dana：怎样的禽兽才会横刀夺去别人玩双关语梗的机会了？！
Dana: What kind of monster takes the chance for a pun from someone?!
Gillian：……知道了。
Gillian: ...right.
Dana：现在我得来点什么让自己打起精神。
Dana: Now I need something to cheer myself up.
Dana：嘿，Jill，我要你让这个杯子”说话”。
Dana: Hey Jill, I dare you to make this glass "talk."
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Dana：Jill？
Dana: Jill?
"杯子"：喂！你瞅啥？再瞅削你啊。 "
Glass": Oi! Whatcha lookin' at mate? Imma hook ya in yer gabber.
Dana：嚄，你真的做到了。
Dana: Wow, you actually did it.
Jill：下—下不为例……
Jill: J-Just this once...
Dorothy：为什么要用那个口音呢？
Dorothy: Why that accent, though?
Jill：我也不知道。
Jill: I don't know.
【第二轮狗子没被忽悠走的对话】
Gillian：嗯……那就选……
Gillian: Um... let's see...
Gillian：嘿，小狗。
Gillian: Hey, dog.
Rad Shiba：大冒险！大冒险！
Rad Shiba: Dare! Dare!
Gillian：那么……装死。
Gillian: Then... play dead.
Rad Shiba：啊啊啊！
Rad Shiba: AAAAGH!!
Gillian：……！
Gillian: ...!
Rad Shiba：剩下的时间不多了。
Rad Shiba: There's not much time left.
Rad Shiba：我—我想对你说……
Rad Shiba: I-I want you to know...
Rad Shiba：我一直都认为你是……
Rad Shiba: I always thought you were...
Rad Shiba：……一个总受。
Rad Shiba: ...a f 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ckboy.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Rad Shiba：我死了。
Rad Shiba: I'm dead.
Rad Shiba：我死透彻了。
Rad Shiba: I'm so dead.
Rad Shiba：嘿J，我要你埋葬我。
Rad Shiba: Hey J, I dare you to bury me.
Jill：好的……
Jill: Okay...
Rad Shiba：我开玩笑的！开玩笑的！不要真把我埋了！我还活着！
Rad Shiba: I was joking! Joking! Don't bury me for reals! I'm alive!
【总受】
Jill：行了，Gil，你想怎么受？
Jill: Okay then, Gil. Pick your poison.
Gillian：真心话。
Gillian: truth.
Jill：你是怎么混进城里来的？世界之大，你为什么偏偏来了这里？
Jill: How did you get into the city? How did you end up here of all places?
Gillian：说实在的……我只是漫无目的地游荡了一段时间。
Gillian: To be honest... I just wandered aimlessly for some time.
Gillian：期间发生了各种事情，我一直在到处游荡。
Gillian: Stuff happened and I went from place to place.
Gillian：最终我来到了这座城市，并且偶然来到了这间酒吧。
Gillian: Eventually, I came across the city and stumbled upon the bar.
Gillian：就像这里是我的命运归宿一样。
Gillian: Almost like it was destiny.
Jill：嗯。
Jill: Huh.
【第二轮狗子被忽悠走后的对话】
Gillian：那好……
Gillian: Well then...
Gillian：嘿Alma，真心话还是大冒险？
Gillian: Hey Alma, truth or Dare?
Alma：大冒险。
Alma: Dare.
Gillian：试着别戴眼镜读出那个标示。
Gillian: Try reading that sign without your glasses.
Alma：好的……
Alma: Alright...
Alma：“要……放……松一下，就来杯三……”
Alma: "For... rela... xing times, make it sun... "
Alma：其他的字都脱落了。
Alma: The rest is torn off.
Gillian：你不戴眼镜也能看清？
Gillian: So you can see without them?
Alma：我又不瞎，只是不戴眼镜有点不舒服罢了。
Alma: I'm not blind. Just mildly uncomfortable without my glasses.
Alma：老板，你要选什么？
Alma: Boss, what do you pick?
Dana：我选大冒险。
Dana: I'll go with Dare.
Alma：把你睡乱的头发整理好。
Alma: Try to undo that bed hair of yours.
Dana：睡乱的头发？
Dana: Bed hair?
Alma：对，就是你头上翘起的那一撮。
Alma: Yeah, you know, that one bit of hair that's always protruding.
Dana：我不知道你在说什么。
Dana: I have no idea what you're saying.
Alma：就是这里，让我摸一下……
Alma: Here, let me try...
Alma：……它还真结实啊。
Alma: ...it's very tough.
Alma：要是我把它梳开……它又恢复原状了？！
Alma: Maybe if I split it... it rejoined on its own?!
Dana：愚蠢的Armitage呦。
Dana: Silly Armitage.
Dana：呆毛象征着我的意志力。
Dana: That ahoge is like my willpower.
Dana：你，无法，压倒它。
Dana: You. Can't. Placate. It.
Alma：……好吧。
Alma: ...right.
Alma：呆毛到底是什么玩意？
Alma: The f 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 ck is an ahoge?
Dana：呃，呆毛就是……
Dana: Well, it's...
Jill：Boss，请继续游戏。
Jill: Boss, please continue.
Dana：对了。
Dana: Right.
Dana：那就选Jill。
Dana: Well then, Jill.
Jill：真心话。
Jill: truth.
Dana：如果Fore是母的，还怀了孕的话，你会怎么做？
Dana: What would you do if Fore was a girl AND pregnant?
Jill：我什么都不会做。
Jill: I wouldn't do anything.
Jill：我是说，你可以教育它们，给它们工具，但它们最终还是要对自己负责。
Jill: I mean, you educate them and give them the tools, but it's up to them in the end.
Jill：我只会确保她能够应付得了。
Jill: I'd just make sure she was able to cope with it.
Jill：只有因个人的不负责任导致糟糕的结果，我才会承认是自己的失职。
Jill: I'd only call myself a failure if it was the result of personal irresponsibility.
Jill：如果那是她自己的做出的选择，或至少能负起责任的话，我只会支持她。
Jill: But if it's her choice or if she's at least able to take responsibility, then I can only support her.
Jill：毕竟她并没有剥夺生命，而是将新生命带到这个世界上。
Jill: After all, she didn't kill someone, she's bringing a new life into this world.
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Alma：哇。
Alma: Whoa.
Dorothy：宝贝儿！做我的妈妈吧！
Dorothy: Hey Honey! Be my mom.
Gillian：Jill，这只是个假想的情景，而且Fore只是只猫。
Gillian: ...Jill, it's a hypothetical scenario. And it's a cat.
Jill：你想说什么？
Jill: Your point being?
【狗子第二轮没被忽悠走后的对话】
Gillian：嗯……嘿小狗。
Gillian: Hm... Hey dog.
Rad Shiba：真心话！
Rad Shiba: truth!
Gillian：你主人的名字是什么？
Gillian: What's your owner's name?
Rad Shiba：我是不会说的！
Rad Shiba: I'm not revealing it!
Rad Shiba：可能是Tom，也可能是James，也可能是别的，但我是不会说的！
Rad Shiba: It might be Tom, it might be James, it might be something else. But I'm not revealing it!
Rad Shiba：我能告诉你的只有自己的名字……
Rad Shiba: What I CAN tell you is that my name is-...
Alma：如果你的主人就叫Tom James呢？
Alma: What if he's called Tom James?
Rad Shiba：是谁告诉你的？！
Rad Shiba: WHO TOLD YOU?!
Rad Shiba：好吧，你的主人是谁，G？
Rad Shiba: Okay then, who's YOUR owner, G?
Jill：是Boss。
Jill: It's Boss.
Dorothy：是Dana，对吧？
Dorothy: It's Dana, right?
Alma：绝对是老板。
Alma: It's definitely Boss.
Gillian：*叹气*随你们怎么说了。我要选你了，Jill。
Gillian: *sigh* Whatever. You take it from here, Jill.
Jill：（我已经饿了。）
Jill: (I'm getting hungry.)
【Boss】
Jill：嗯……Boss。
Jill: Hm... Boss.
Dana：我选大冒险。
Dana: I'll pick dare.
Jill：你能用那只非机械手臂举起我吗？
Jill: Can you lift me with just your non-mechanical arm?
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Jill：好吧好吧，你能。你能！请把我放下来！
Jill: Alright, you can. You can! Please put me down!
Dana：那就轮到你了，Gil，真心话还是大冒险？
Dana: Well then. Hey Gil, truth or Dare?
Gillian：我真有选择的余地吗？
Gillian: Can I really pick?
Gillian：那就选大冒险。
Gillian: Let's go with dare.
Dana：那好，请交叉双臂。
Dana: Okay then. Please cross your arms.
Gillian：好的……
Gillian: Alright...
Dana：现在稍微往左一点……
Dana: Now turn a bit to the left...
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Dana：我是指我的左侧。
Dana: I mean my left.
Gillian：哦！
Gillian: Oh!
Dana：再来一点……然后站直片刻。
Dana: A bit more... and now stand still for a second.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Jill：Boss，那是张照片吗？
Jill: Boss, is that a picture?
Dana：是的。
Dana: That it is.
Dana：不对，连种族都不一样，抱歉麻烦你了。
Dana: Nope, not even same race. Sorry for the trouble.
Gillian：你是在拿我和什么照片做对比吗？！
Gillian: You were comparing me to a pic?!
Dana：是的。
Dana: Yup.
Gillian：我能至少看一眼吗？
Gillian: Can I at least see it?
Dana：不行。
Dana: No.
Gillian：……*叹气*好吧。
Gillian: ...*sigh* Fine.
【Dorothy】
Jill：就决定是你了，Dorothy。
Jill: Okay then, Dorothy.
Dorothy：大冒险！
Dorothy: Dare!
Jill：做点……奇怪的事。
Jill: Do something... freaky.
Dorothy：比如把头取下来？
Dorothy: Like removing my head?
Jill：取下你的……
Jill: Removing your...
Dorothy：因为我可以随意把头取下来。
Dorothy: Because I can remove my head with no problem.
Dorothy：你想让我把头取下来吗？
Dorothy: Do you want me to remove my head?
Jill：还是算了吧，我相信你说的。
Jill: I'll pass. I take your word for it.
Dorothy：有人想看吗？
Dorothy: Anyone wanna see that?
Alma：不想。
Alma: No.
Gillian：不要，谢谢。
Gillian: No thank you.
Dana：我想看，但……我还是不要扫大家的兴了。
Dana: I do, but... I'm not gonna be the party pooper here.
Dorothy：好—吧—。那就轮到我了。
Dorothy: Fiiiiiiiiine. I guess it's my turn now.
Dorothy：嘿，Dana，你要选什么？
Dorothy: Hey Dana. What do you pick?
Dana：我选真心话。
Dana: I'll pick truth.
Dorothy：如果你要在宝贝儿或John之间选一个结婚，你要选哪个？
Dorothy: If you had to marry honey OR John, who would you pick?
Dana：嗯……
Dana: Hm...
Dana：可能是Jill。
Dana: Probably Jill.
Jill：诶？！
Jill: Eh?!
Dana：我的意思是，她既可爱，又聪明……
Dana: I mean she's cute, she's smart...
Dana：而且不管怎么说，Gil已经是我的所有物了，再选他就多余了。
Dana: ...and I kinda own Gil anyways, so it's kinda redundant.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Dana：既然都提到Gil了。你要真心话还是大冒险，总受？
Dana: Speaking of Gil. truth or truth, fu 【屏～蔽～＿（：з」∠）＿】 boy?
Gillian：您替我选。
Gillian: Pick one for me.
Dana：那好，你是从哪儿出生的？
Dana: Well, where were you born?
Gillian：我……并不知道。
Gillian: I... don't really know.
Gillian：这属于我记不起来的事情之一，也没有人告诉过我。
Gillian: It's one of those things I can't remember or was never informed about.
Gillian：不可思议的是，我倒是记得自己的童年时光是在北极度过的。
Gillian: Strangely, I do remember an early childhood in the Arctic of all places.
Dana：北极。嗯……
Dana: The Arctic. Huh...
Jill：就一句”嗯”？
Jill: Just "huh"?
【存活到第三轮的拽狗子，暂时存活】
Jill：好啦，狗。
Jill: Okay then, dog.
Rad Shiba：到！
Rad Shiba: Yes!
Jill：我要你走出门外，并且呆在那儿
Jill: I dare you to go out and stay there.
Rad Shiba：小意思！
Rad Shiba: That's easy!
Jill：这样问题就少了一个。
Jill: And that's one problem less.
Dana：……
Dana: ...
Dana：那好，接下来换我选。
Dana: Well then, I'll take the next turn.
Dana：呦，Armitage。
Dana: Yo, Armitage.
Alma：怎么？
Alma: Yes?
Dana：你是个黑客，对吧？我要你从Jill的手机里窃出一张可爱的照片。
Dana: You're a hacker, right? I dare you to hack a cute pic of Jill out of her phone.
Alma：我有老照片，猫照片，自拍。选一种。
Alma: I have old pics, cat pics, selfies. Pick one.
Dana：等下，什么？
Dana: Wait, what?
Alma：Jill的手机是CaliCOMP。这个系统的升级比其他系统更频繁。
Alma: Jill's phone is a CaliCOMP. They get updates more than any other system in the world.
Alma：我每周都会更新自己的CaliCOMP破解程序，而她就是我的小白鼠。
Alma: I've made it a weekly ritual to update my CaliCOMP hack program and she's my guinea pig.
Alma：我每周都会黑进去一次。因为她每天都会拍照片，我每周都会取一张。
Alma: I hack into it once a week. And since she takes daily pics, I just take one for that week.
Alma：如果我发现哪周少了一张，我就会去追查少了的那张照片的下落。
Alma: If I'm missing a week, I just look for the missing pic and investigate.
Dana：哦哦哦，有意思。
Dana: Oooh, interesting.
Jill：……你们知道我人还在这儿呢，对吧？
Jill: ...you guys do know I'm still here, right?
Jill：好吧，Alma，真心话还是大冒险？
Jill: Okay, Alma. truth or Dare?
Alma：嗯……大冒险。
Alma: Hm... Dare.
Jill：我要你叫Gil的真名。
Jill: Then I dare you to call Gil by his real name.
Alma：Gillian。
Alma: Gillian.
Jill：……你居然真能做到。
Jill: ...so you can actually do it.
Alma：我当然能，但是玩弄Dilbert更有趣一些。
Alma: Of course I can. But messing with Dilbert is more fun.
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Alma：好啦，Dorothy。真心话还是大冒险？
Alma: Well then, Dorothy. truth or Dare?
Dorothy：我要选真心话。
Dorothy: I'll pick truth.
Alma：你有什么想实现的梦想吗？
Alma: Do you have any dreams you'd want to eventually fulfill?
Dorothy：嗯，这个可能听起来有点蠢，但是……我想为孩子们工作。
Dorothy: Well, this might sound silly but... I wanna work with kids.
Jill：哦？
Jill: Oh?
Dorothy：我有个朋友在孤儿院工作。我有时会去帮她。
Dorothy: I have a friend that works in an orphanage. I help her from time to time.
Dorothy：因此我发现为孩子们工作充满了乐趣。虽然这很难解释……
Dorothy: And I find it so much fun to work with kids. I can't explain why...
Dorothy：如果我要选择另一份工作，或是考虑以后要做什么的话，我就想这样。
Dorothy: If I had to pick another job or think of something I want to eventually try, that would be it.
Dorothy：教师，护士，儿科医师。诸如此类。
Dorothy: Teacher, nurse, pediatrician. Something like that.
Alma：我没想到会是这样的回答。
Alma: That wasn't an answer I expected.
Jill：我也没想到。
Jill: Me neither.
Dorothy：你们这是什么意思？
Dorothy: What are you implying?
Dorothy：好吧！嘿，John！选吧！
Dorothy: Okay! Hey, John! Pick!
Gillian：呃……大冒险。
Gillian: Um... Dare.
Dorothy：我要你对在座的各位都说些好听的话。
Dorothy: I dare you to say something nice about all of us playing.
Gillian：*叹气*好吧……
Gillian: *sigh* Well...
Gillian：你是个非常欢快的女孩，Dorothy。
Gillian: You are a pretty cheerful girl, Dorothy.
Dorothy：我当然是。
Dorothy: Of course I am.
Gillian：老大……你让我的人生再度恢复了秩序，为此我欠你自己的一切。
Gillian: Chief... well, I pretty much owe you everything for giving my life any semblance of order.
Dana：你理应如此。
Dana: Of course you do.
Gillian：Alma……你可能是个非常体贴的人。
Gillian: Alma... you can be a really caring person.
Alma：“可能是”。
Alma: "Can be".
Gillian：Jill……你是个非常聪明的女孩。
Gillian: And Jill... you're a pretty smart girl.
Jill：我也不知道那是真是假。
Jill: I wonder if that's true.
Dorothy：那么，没人打算用什么好听的话回复他吗？
Dorothy: So, is nobody gonna say anything nice about him in return?
Dana：还有什么可说的？他是我见过的最负责，最亲切的男性之一。
Dana: What is there to say? He's one of the nicest and most responsible guys I've met.
Alma：他是那种能让你敞开真心交谈的人。
Alma: The kind that gets you talking through an expression of sincere interest.
Jill：他是那种就算你让他别那么干，但还是会自愿付出更多努力的男人。
Jill: The kind of guy that will go the extra mile even when asked not to.
Gillian：你们真应该更频繁地说出这种话的，知道吗？
Gillian: ...you could always say that more frequently, you know?
【总受】
Jill：那好，Gil，你要选什么？
Jill: Well then, Gil. What do you pick?
Gillian：我选大冒险。
Gillian: I'll go with Dare.
Jill：我要你吃掉这个甜椒。
Jill: I dare you to eat this bell pepper.
Gillian：真心话！我选真心话！
Gillian: truth! I meant truth!
Jill：给我把这个甜椒吃掉！
Jill: Eat the bell pepper!
Dana：吃掉！吃掉！吃掉！吃掉！吃掉！吃掉！吃掉！吃掉！
Dana: Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Gillian：我不想吃……
Gillian: I'd rather not...
Dana：要么吃掉，要么我让你活不到下周！要么吃掉，要么我让你活不到下周！
Dana: Eat it or I'll make your life impossible next week! Eat it or I'll make your life impossible next week!
Gillian：……
Gillian: ...
Gillian：唔呕……
Gillian: Ugh...
Jill：有这么艰难吗？
Jill: Was that hard?
Gillian：当然。
Gillian: Yes.
Gillian：*叹气*随便啦。你要选什么，Alma？
Gillian: *sigh* Anyways. What do you pick, Alma?
Alma：我选真心话。
Alma: I pick truth.
Gillian：你喝醉的时候遭遇过的最尴尬的事是什么？
Gillian: What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while drunk?
Alma：我……
Alma: I...
Alma：我差点……
Alma: I almost...
Alma：……在巴拿马买了套分时度假房
Alma: ...bought a timeshare in Panama.
Gillian：嗯？
Gillian: Eh?
Jill：什么？
Jill: What?
Dana：哈！
Dana: Ha!
Alma：我和家人以及家人的朋友去度假。
Alma: I was on vacation with my family and family's friends.
Alma：我们入住的酒店附近有很多推销员试图忽悠我们买套分时度假房。
Alma: We went to a hotel where a couple of salesmen tried to coerce us into buying a timeshare.
Alma：我头脑清醒的时候，那些迷魂汤根本不会有任何效果。
Alma: When I was sober, it was obvious bullshit.
Alma：但我却在一家自助酒吧中了招。
Alma: But then I fell into their trap with the free bar.
Alma：要不是姐夫及时相助，恐怕我余生中每年都要在巴拿马度过一周了。
Alma: Were it not for my brother-in-law, I'd be forever doomed to spend one week a year in Panama.
Jill：你可以不去的。
Jill: You could just not go.
Alma：就白白花钱不享受？才不要。
Alma: And lose my money? Forget it.
Dorothy：铃声响了？
Dorothy: A bell?
Alma：食物做好了！
Alma: Food's ready!
Dana：总算是好了！
Dana: Finally!
Gillian：开饭吧！
Gillian: Let's go!
Jill：你们先去，我去外面快速抽颗烟。
Jill: You guys go ahead. I'll have a quick smoke outside.
Dana：慢点抽。
Dana: Careful.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：（真心话大冒险吗，嗯……）
Jill: (truth or Dare, huh...)
Jill：可能会很好玩吧。
Jill: It was fun, I guess.
Alma：嘿。
Alma: Hey.
Jill：啊，Al……
Jill: Ah, Al-...
Jill：我是说，你好。
Jill: I mean, hello.
Alma：你不觉得现在才说你好已经有点晚了吗？
Alma: A bit late for the hello, don't you think?
Jill：要来一根吗？
Jill: Want one?
Alma：你知道我不抽烟的。
Alma: You know I don't smoke.
Jill：没错。
Jill: True.
Jill：你要离开家了吗？
Jill: Are you leaving already?
Alma：严格说来是的，我们昨天庆祝了Mega 圣诞节。
Alma: Yeah. Technically, we celebrated Mega Christmas yesterday...
Alma：……但我听说Dayana又闹起来了，因此我要离开了。
Alma: ...but I just got a message that Dayana is making a ruckus, so I gotta leave.
Jill：祝你好运。
Jill: Good luck with that.
Alma：说起闹这件事，你最近如何了？
Alma: Speaking of ruckus, how have you been doing?
Jill：我感觉还好吧。这些事情让我忘掉了烦心事。
Jill: Fine, I guess. All of this has helped keep my mind off things for a while.
Jill：*叹气*
Jill: *sigh*
Jill：因—因为一个已经三年没有任何联系的人的离世而感到空虚，会很奇怪吗？
Jill: I-Is it weird to feel the absence of someone you had no contact with whatsoever for the last three years?
Alma：这个你得问喀秋莎，或是那种”古典文学中配偶去参战的女性角色”。
Alma: Ask Katyusha, or any of the "old literature maidens whose spouse went to war" types.
Alma：我的意思是，即便你和她没再联系，她也一直在你的心里。
Alma: I mean, even if you had no contact with her, maybe she was constantly on your mind.
Alma：换个角度看，这和你们当中有人去参战没多大不同。
Alma: If you tweak the circumstances, it's not that different from one of you going to a war.
Jill：大概吧……
Jill: I guess...
Alma：尽管生活环境让我身不由己，我还是得离开。
Alma: Well, although the circumstances make me not want to, I've gotta go.
Jill：注意安全。
Jill: Careful out there.
Alma：没问题。你应该珍惜这次机会，和屋里的人好好度过这个节日，你不这么认为吗？
Alma: Oh yeah. You should take the chance and spend this time with everyone inside, don't you think?
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：没错，她说得对。
Jill: ...yeah, she's right.
Dana：嘿！Jill回来了！
Dana: Hey! Jill's back!
“DYNAMIC ENTRY”也在角色介绍里说聊过了，因此不再展开————
关于隐藏的彩蛋壁纸的触发————
五年前的今天（１２.２５），官方中午版正式发布～
喀秋莎————
Alma：这个你得问喀秋莎，或是那种”古典文学中配偶去参战的女性角色”。Ask Katyusha, or any of the "old literature maidens whose spouse went to war" types.
喀秋莎————https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E5%96%80%E7%A7%8B%E8%8E%8E/31321?fr=aladdin
