声明

1、本专栏会有敏感词汇，本人将其用星号屏蔽

2、无需翻译的话用两条斜杠代替

本模组中所选的曲目

Week 5

第一关：Cocoa（可可）

第二关：Eggnog（蛋酒）

第三关：Winter Horrorland（冬季恐怖乐园）（有歌词）

DATE WEEK

Breaking Point（断裂点）

各种颜色的字幕代替的角色

红色：Girlfriend（GF）

蓝色：Boyfriend（BF）

青色：Daddy Dearest

粉色：Nene

紫色：Mommy Mearest

黄色：播报者1号（Week 4中播报爆发新闻的记者）（有前缀）和Lemon Demon

绿色：播报者2号（有前缀）和Pico

黑色或灰色：Darnell和旁白（有括号）

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Week 5

Phase 1　第一关

(2): Hello, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers! We hope you're having a jolly evening here in the-　你们好 Funkin' County购物中心的顾客们 我们希望你在这里度过一个愉快的夜晚

(1): Yeah, yeah. Welcome to the Mall, thank you for bringin' your f**kin' kids. Can't wait to clean up after 'em.　是啊是啊 欢迎来到这个购物中心 谢谢你们把你们的小币窄子们带来 等不及要跟在他们后面收拾了

(2): Be nice! It's not their fault you lost your other job.　好好做 你丢了另一份工作又不是他们的错

(1): Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that s**t.　哦不 别担心 我绝对不想要这种垃圾

(2): I just feel like you needa remember this is a happy time for everybody. Even if you gotta fake it, it'll be worth it when you make other people happy!　我只是觉得你需要记住这是每个人的快乐时光 即使你要假装 但如果你能让别人开心也是值得的

(1): Maaan, F**K other people. I love being a hateful motherf**ker! *Sigh* Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad. Only thing that could make today worse is that blue haired kid showing up-　伙计 去汤们姆的吧 我喜欢做一个可恨的混蛋 *叹息* 不管 我想还不算太糟 唯一能让今天更糟的是那个蓝发孩子的出现

You have got to be s**tting me.　你一定是在耍我

BRO.　伙计

What am I gettin' for you first, boo?　我先给你拿什么 宝贝

YOU aren't getting me anything yet. I should treat you this time around. I'm thinking of getting you a new coat... this one's a bit yikes!　你还没给我准备礼物呢 这次我应该请你 我想给你买件新外套 这个有点恶心

HUH?! WHAT'D'I-DO?　我该怎么做

Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that?　你没看到引擎盖周围的装饰吗 他们为此撒了什么可怜的动物

Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater good. Lil Homie added to the drip!　好吧 你知道吗 他为了更大的利益而趋势 Lil Homie加了点滴

OH, OH, BABE, CAN WE GO VISIT SANTA PLEEEASE?!　哦宝贝 我们拜访一下圣诞老人怎么样

You're like a toddler!　你就像个蹒跚学步的孩子

I'M DOWN THOUGH LET'S GO!　我们走吧

(FIVE MINUTES LATER...)　（五分钟后）

...　//

I don't really know what I expected.　我真的不知道我在期待着什么

Godd**n, on the holidays man?! Y'all can't leave us alone for the f**kin' HOLIDAYS??　天啊 在节日里吗 你们就不能让我们两个人度假吗

You know we can't do that, boh.　你知道我们不能做到的

Your initiation MIGHT be over... BUT, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too!　你的入会可能结束了 但是 我们喜欢和你们闹着玩 搞笑的是你们怎么也阻止不了我们　

Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?　拜托 我们只是想要和圣诞老人说话 你们对他做了什么

Mommy and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa... SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!　Mommy（Mearest）和我猜对了你的成熟程度 认为你们想要见圣诞老人 所以呢 我们为你们的到来做好了准备 现在圣诞老人在枪管后面了

I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life?　我猜你们想和圣诞老人的死党说唱对决吗

RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is? We jus' carolin', ain't that right babyblue?　说唱之战吗 亲爱的 你忘了现在是什么时候了吗 我们只是在唱颂歌 不是很好吗

I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am. Other than that though, YEAH! Let's have a d**n good Christmas then!　我不知道在上次之后我对昵称有什么看法 夫人 除此之外 好啊 那么让我们过一个快乐的圣诞节吧

No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend! Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.　这次别搞噱头了 BF 让我们在圣诞节给你看看“最亲爱的人”是怎么联系的

...　//

This is not how we bond on Christmas. Let alone ANY time of the year.　我们圣诞节可不是这样相处的 更别提一年中的任何时候了

Phase 2　第二关

Awww look at us, ain't we just one big, happy, discombobulated family? All adorbs and s**t! Now let me talk to Santa!　哇 看看这个 我们不就是一个快乐而混乱的大家庭吗 都是可爱的 现在让我和圣诞老人谈谈

You're not tryna spend some more time with us? I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.　你不想和我们多待一会儿吗 我认为这是一次美妙的经历

At the expense of others! Just look what you're doing to poor Santa. By the way, what makes you guys think I'm all jolly with you two now? At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend. You either want him dead or want him working for you, huh?!　以牺牲他人为代价 看看你对可怜的圣诞老人做了什么 对了 你们怎么觉得我现在跟你们在一起很开心 在这一点上 我认为你攻击我男朋友有一些潜在的原因 你要么想让他趋势 要么想让他为你工作

You're too young to understand, hon'.　你还太小以至于你不怎么理解 亲爱的

He's got a power that no man on Earth could ever hope to possess.　他拥有一种世上任何人都无法企及的力量

THE F**K YOU MEAN? I JUST BE RAPPIN' N' SINGIN' N' S**T!　你汤姆的是什么意思 我只是在说唱和唱歌

That's the problem, Boyfriend. ALL you do is rap and sing. Yet, for some reason, it's so entrancing. You don't even know the weight of your powers.　这就是问题所在 BF 你所做的一切就是说唱和唱歌 然而出于某种原因 它是如此令人着迷 你都不知道你的能力有多强大

...I don't know if it's that deep.　我不知道是否有那么深

Whether you wanna believe it or not, you have, and will continue to, harm innocents. What's worse is that you'll never understand 'til it's too late. But hey, that's fine suga. Keep that blissful ignorance. I adore it.　不管你信不信 你已经伤害了无辜的人 而且还会继续伤害 更糟糕的是你永远不会明白直到为时已晚 但是 这很好 保持这种幸福的无知 我很喜欢它

Wait wait, until it's too late for what?　等等 直到什么都来不及了

Speaking of blissful, why don't we go back to our family bonding, eh Gilrfriend?　说到幸福 我们为什么不回到我们的家庭关系中呢 GF

eugh...　//

AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!　嘿哟 Pico还有Nene 过来看看这个 圣诞老人就要中枪了

Pico?! Aren't you s'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'? 　Pico 你不是应该在某个地方里吗

I'm not a pet, dumbass. I can still enjoy a Christmas evenin' at the mall. Now let's go peep this function, Nene!　我又不是宠物 笨蛋 我还可以在商场享受圣诞之夜 现在让我们看看这个函数 Nene

F**k an escalator! I could just fall faster.　去汤姆的自动扶梯吧 我还可以比它摔得还要快

*Splatter*　*再次飞溅*（与Week 3相连）

...　//

11. S**t can neva go right with you white n***as around.　十一次了 有你们这白种人在 一切都不可能顺利

Alright pops, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper.　好了 老爷子 这次给我来点快节奏的 上一次是卧铺

No problem, boh. Let's speed things up!　没问题 让我们加快速度吧

Phase 3　第三关

...　//

you enjoying the decorations, bud?　你喜欢这些装饰吗 伙计

...　//

come on, talk to me guy! you don't know how hard it was to kill that girl. she put up quite a fight. too bad she wasn't able to stick around!　来吧 跟我说话 伙计 你不知道撒那个女孩有多难 她顽强地抵抗了一场 可惜她没能留下来

...　//

Why man? What did I ever do to you?　为什么呢 我曾经对你做了些什么

nothin' to me. you were just in the wrong relationship at the wrong time.　没什么 你只是在错误的时间陷入了错误的感情

you...　你

no tears. head up, face me. time to carol. oh... one more thing... watch out for gas.　没有眼泪 抬头 面对着我 是唱颂歌时间  哦 还有一件事 小心毒气

[The Lyric in Phase 3]　［第三关的歌词］

Your skin is freezing　你的皮肤冻僵了

Here, let me help you take it off　来吧 让我帮你脱下来

Feasting with your friends, what a perfect way to end all these lonely holidays, lalalala　和你的朋友聚餐 这是结束孤独假期的完美方式

Gonna take a piece of your rabies and vivisect your mind　我要从你的狂犬病中取出来 然后解剖你的思想

Snowman smiling with your teeth　带着你的牙齿微笑的雪人

Fallen angels created with your meat　用你的肉创造的堕落天使

That pearly smile　那珍珠的微笑

Cut in a thousand slices, bake you 'til golden brown　切成千片 烤成金黄色

Stuff you with spices, serve to friends around　用香料填满你 招待周围的朋友

Separate you from your eyes, turn your girlfriend inside out and burn her fingernails, lalalala　把你和你的眼睛分开 把你女朋友翻过来烧她的指甲

Soak your hands in fizzing water　把你的手浸泡在嘶嘶作响的水中

Watching as the skin get softer　看着皮肤变软

See your bones appear in dark red snow, drop further below　看你的骨头出现在暗红色的雪中 再往下来

Gonna take a piece of your rabies and vivisect your mind　我要从你的狂犬病中取出来 然后解剖你的思想

Gonna take a peek inside your head, find the worm inside　我要看看你脑子里的蛔虫

Cut in a thousand slices, bake you 'til golden brown　切成千片 烤成金黄色

Fill you with spices, serve to friends around　用香料填满你 招待身边的朋友

Turn the heat on high and we'll reduce your blood　把火开大 我们会减少你的血液

Boil little boyfriend with brandy and plums　用白兰地和李子煮小男友

Ending　结局

Baby?!　宝贝

BABY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SPEAK TO ME!　宝贝 你怎么了 说话啊

I didn't want this to happen but uh...　我并不想发生这种事 但是

It makes our job a lot easier!　这样我们的工作就容易多了

hhh....　//

!!　//

f**k　坏了

Oh my god, thank goodness. It happened again...　我的天 谢天谢地 又发生了

I'm sorry, are you okay-　对不起 你没事吧

...!!　//

What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long babe.　发生了什么事 灯没关那么久 宝贝

I saw him again... that monster!! He, he cut your head off and it was on-top the Christmas tree! I was so scared you were gone. I missed you, I felt so weak that I couldn't do anything!　我又看到他了 那个怪物 他 他把你的头砍下来放在圣诞树上 我好怕你不在了  我想你了 我感到很虚弱 我什么都做不了

Baby... nothing can kill me. Not even you. Whoever this monster is, if I ever catch 'em, I'm gonna f**kin' off 'em.　宝贝 谁也不能撒了我 即使是你 不管这家伙是谁 如果让我抓到他们 我一定会淦掉他们

...　//

okay!　好吧

How boring! You should've died so I could've snatched you for myself.　多么无聊啊 你应该趋势 这样我就可以把你夺走

No, he should've died so that we don't have to worry about him tryna KILL us.　不 他应该趋势 这样我们就不用担心他会撒了我们

Last I checked, I was the one who wore the pants in this relationship, malewife!　据我所知 我才是这段感情中当家作主的人

Can you believe that's gonna be us someday?　你能相信有一天我们也会这样吗

Some day? That was us a few months ago! Let's get outta here, I'm tryba give you a white Christmas tonight!　有一天吗 我们几个月前就是这样的 我们走吧 今晚我要给你们一个白色圣诞节

SHEESH, OK!　好吧

DATE WEEK　约会周

[Before Start]　［开始前］

You enjoyin' the view? I paid a fat stack of money for this.　你喜欢这景色吗 我花了一大笔钱买的

It's from the mixtape money I'm guessing? Why are you spending so much on me, hon'?　我猜是买混音带的钱吧 你为什么为了我花了这么多钱 亲爱的

I gotta show some love for my girl! Plus, the whole drama with your mama blew my name up like hella! People watchin' my dodge lamps 'n' lasers made 'em think I was hot s**t! WHICH I am, but y'know...　我得对我的女朋友表现点爱 而且你母亲的闹剧把我的名字都吹大了 人们看着我的闪避灯和激光让他们认为我是热的 是的 但是你知道

I'm proud of you, but you need to save your money! I don't need material things like this.　我为你感到骄傲 但你得要省点钱 我不需要这些物质上的东西

I needa spoil you every now and then. It's the least I can do as a mortal. Besides, whenever I get cool with your folks, I'ma steal money from 'em often, hehe...　我需要时不时地看你一眼 这是我作为凡人所能做的 另外 每当我和你们家的人相处得很好 我就经常偷他们的钱 呵呵

You're really confident in getting on my parents' good side, huh? Well you needa' get them vocal chords in shape! My parents be going ham--　你还真有信心讨我父母的欢心啊 你需要让他们的声带成形 我的父母会变得很

Hol' up, you talkin' like me now? Stealin' my flow, bar for bar!　等等 你现在跟我一样说话了 偷走我的流量 酒吧换酒吧

Oop, hehe...　//

Either way, get those skills up boy! Serenade me.　不管怎样 熟练那些技能吧 为我唱小夜曲

Hm... what should I sing?　我应该唱什么呢

Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenery...　哦 我不知道 给我个惊喜吧 有什么神秘的东西可能会对抗这风景

...　//

I got one!! You gon' remember this babe!　我有一个 你一定会记住这个 宝贝

[Countdown]　［倒计时］

Three　三

Two　二

One　一

Date!　约会时间

[Ending]　［结局］

You don't have any special powers or anything BF... But I swear every moment I spend with you feels like magic.　你没有什么特别的能力 BF 但我发誓和你在一起的每一刻都像魔法

GF, promise me you'll always be here for me. No matter how crazy s**t starts getting, that you'll be by my side.　GF 答应我你会永远在我身边 不管事情变得多么疯狂 你都会在我身边

You know I'm not goin' anywhere. You're my favorite, I value you too much.　你知道我哪儿也不去 你是我的最爱 我太看重你了

...favorite what?　最喜爱的什么

Don't worry about it hon.　别担心 亲爱的

To Be Continued　未完待续