楼梯党实用程序（c++）
#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>
/* run this program using the console pauser or add your own getch, system("pause") or input loop */
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char** argv) {
SetConsoleTitle("SAP start menu V3.1 by:6A09(wxz)");
int lang;
cout<<"Please choose the language:";
cout<<"[1]English [2]简体中文 [3]hyr^l?as" ;
cin>>lang;
if(lang==2){
cout<<"欢迎使用SAP服务！";
int ser;
cout<<"您想要：[1]打开B站 [2]修复电脑 [3]坑同学蓝屏 [4]看*片 [5]搞事情 [6]继续搞事情";
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("sfc /SCANNOW");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
}if(ser==3){
system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
cout<<"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈";
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
int a=1;
while(a=1){
system("start");
system("TIMEOUT /T 1");
}
}if(ser==6){
int b=1;
while(b=1){
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
cout<<"妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉 妙哉";
}
}
}
if(lang==1){
cout<<"我r你仙人！";
system("pause");
}if(lang==3){
cout<<"hys？g-SAPhy！";
int ser;
cout<<"dv#gfn：[1]hdhjj-B-uio [2]tui?th>cpr [3]hjyu-=r*po [4]huy-*-ops [5]hy7-^~`d [6]yui^-*hy7-^~`d";
cin>>ser;
if(ser==1){
system("start https://space.bilibili.com/204802071";);
}if(ser==2){
system("sfc /SCANNOW");
system("Dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth");
}if(ser==3){
system("start https://fakeupdate.net/");
}if(ser==4){
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
cout<<"萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒萒";
system("start https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1GJ411x7h7/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1";);
}if(ser==5){
int a=1;
while(a=1){
system("start");
system("TIMEOUT /T 1"); }
}if(ser==6){
int b=1;
while(b=1){
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
cout<<"鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯 鹱懯";
}
}
}
return 0;
}
