有关Madness系列的设定及猫网问答 （5）

If Hank, Sanford and Deimos where realistic, which one would be the tallest and which one would be the shortest ?
Hank tallest, Deimos shortest.
问：
如果汉克，桑福德和德莫斯在现实中，那么他们谁的身高最高，谁又最矮？
答：
汉克最高，德莫斯最矮。


What's with Torture's shades not being the same shade as regular agents'? It's always kind of bugged me. Was he magnified during Madness 6, and his upgrade process was halted (either due to his entity type changing and not classifying as a regular "agent", rather some magnified entity, or his defection, and consequent punishment, resulted in the Auditor specifically halting his upgrades), or does his body recieve upgrades along with normal agents, but is not affected as much due to his gargantuan size? His shades were odd in Madness 7, but even in Incident 1000A, his shades were still not the same as regular agents, even though they changed. What's with that?Nothin' wrong with playing around with the style. It's not a coded message nor does it carry some hidden meaning.
问：
【以下翻译为简写版】钉叔（注：钉叔本名为Torture，翻译为“暴虐“)的墨镜和其他特工的墨镜有区别么？他的墨镜在动画第七集中有些古怪，又在事件系列里有了变化？这是否与艾迪特的升级程序有关？
答：
不，完全没什么异样，我只是换个风格而已，和升级程序无关也没有什么隐藏信息。




Kronk, why do you like robotics so much?
Because robotics are fVcking awesome.
问：老K你为什么喜欢机器人
答：机器人赛高啊。




Does Hank still like dance?
Yes of course.
问：汉克喜欢跳舞嘛？
答：当然。
（译者表示震惊）


Does either Major version of Han posses a beard? 
{Regular or Mag}No, hank is 100% hairless
问：汉克的两个形象版本有胡子吗？
答：不，他没有体毛。


Do you have any unreleased MC content (maybe it didn’t go with the story, or it wasn’t good enough I’m your opinion)? If so, would you ever think about releasing it, maybe like a compilation or a standalone thing?


There's only a small pile of 'un-releaseable' flash projects that got started and eventually stopped for one reason or another. I doubt I'll ever release any of it unless I were able to pad it with a bunch of explanation, because most of them were killed for being wretched or terrible quality and frankly have no value as entertainment.
问：
你是否有任何有关于Madness的未发布的内容（可能是与故事不符或者对此不满意？），如果是这样，你是否打算把它们发出来？比如编译版或独立版。
答：
只有一小堆“不可发布”的flash项目启动了，最终由于这样或那样的原因停止了。我怀疑我将永远不会发布它，除非我能够用一堆解释来填充它，因为大多数内容都因为糟糕的质量而被删除，坦白地说，他们没有任何娱乐价值。（简称为：不，我不发）




Are madness 11 and Deimos' adventure in the same placeor is there actually two different hell ?
Deimos did not go to the same place as Sanford and Hank.
问：
MC11集里和德莫斯外传里的故事背景是否在同一个区域？还是说有两个类似地狱的地方?
答：
德莫斯所在的地方和桑福德与汉克的所处地不同。
（注：记得老K曾经表明过内华达并没有常规含义上的”地狱“，只有诞生自MPN系列的“Other Place”，而介于对新剧情的推理，我们猜测德莫斯所处的地方正是“Other Place”，而汉克与桑福德则是在黑火的体内）


Did Deimos feel pain while in hell ?
He felt pains of all varieties.
问：
德莫斯在那个地狱一样的地方会感受到痛苦吗?
答：
他能感受到一切痛苦。
（注：介于好多人用Hell来提问，而老K又为了剧情神秘性而半承认这个称呼，故在此我会把Hell翻译为‘像地狱一样的地方’）




So, Hank became massive, gained a lobster claw for an arm that turned into a lobster arm that turned into a prosthetic arm, and could punch the Auditor. Deimos is now a rock creature who can turn any living being into a fleshy pancake with a few punched. Is there any plans for Sanford to become a superhuman? I don't want him feeling left out, especially not after what Tricky put him through.


Sanford can eat way more spicy chicken wings than both Hank and Deimos combined.


问：
汉克变得巨大而且还得到了一个龙虾爪（译者：这里原文就是‘龙虾爪’，我承认我笑了），然后龙虾爪变成了龙虾臂，可以胖揍艾迪特。而德莫斯现在又像是一个石化生物，只要几拳就能把任何生物揍成肉饼。那桑福德呢？你是否有过把桑福德强化的点子?在经历了这么多后我实在不忍心看到他被这样对待。
答：
桑福德吃掉的辣鸡翅倒是比汉克和德莫斯的加起来还多。
（老K你又皮了，看来我们有新梗可以玩了。不过严格来说这里老K算是答非所问，看来他对剧情的保密性还是很高的。桑福德会不会得到某种强化看来就只能等待新的剧情了。）