欢迎光临散文网 会员登陆 & 注册

大家正在聊Xbox国行不放货的事,突然蹦出个任饭

2022-12-11 11:32 作者:懂王铁甲雷  | 我要投稿
{"ops":[{"insert":"几个人正在谈论Xbox国行不放货的事\n以及谁更重视国内市场的事\n突然就蹦出个任饭:\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/b3ffd5dbaa0705cd0a82cce1b8644786f7f1305b.jpg","width":1440,"height":2157,"size":833694,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"这货先冒充了一下索粉,\n然后说了几句驴唇不对马嘴的搞笑怪话\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54","bold":true},"insert":"他认为任天堂进入中国市场最早,还拿FC当例子"},{"insert":"\n他可能以为小霸王其乐无穷就是国内代理?\n然后看了些外星科技中文游戏之类就以为任天堂注重游戏中文化吧?\n以我的知识储备,FC这机器就只进入过香港和台湾,你要把这些算上那倒确实是最早进入中国市场\n可问题是那时候索尼微软都没做游戏机啊\n你总不能因此笑话他们进入中国市场晚吧\n管姑子要孩子么,没产品怎么进?\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54","bold":true},"insert":"他看见Switch上eshop能用支付宝买游戏,估计他就妄想别的平台都不能用支付宝,不如Switch"},{"insert":"\n我寻思着,拿支付宝买游戏有什么了不起的?\nPSN,Steam之类的不是都支持么!\n其实任地狱是最晚支持支付宝的\n我说的是港服,\n至于国行我没蠢得去买不知道什么情况排除在外\n我早几年一直淘宝买点卡\n后来PC浏览器的Switch港服官网支持支付宝了(注意是PC浏览器,不是Switch的eshop商店本身),结果我一试,你猜怎么着?还是拿支付宝买点卡!然后还得充点卡买游戏!你说这不是脱了裤子仿皮么,多一把手\n而且发货(告诉你充值码)的速度比淘宝JS慢多了,淘宝都是秒发,而任地狱官网要不知道等几个小时\n试了一次我就不想用了\n那时候我用PSN支付宝付款都顺畅得用了不知道几年了,我真没想过任天堂这个作坊商店系统跟PSN差距这么大\n而现在,又经过了不知多少次系统更新,Switch是否真正意义上支持了支付宝购买游戏,我不知道,因为我早就办了张visa卡用来给Switch付款买游戏了,我可没那个耐心等任地狱一点一点完善支付宝付款功能\n不过看这个货说的,还是PC或者手机打开浏览器登录任地狱官网,估计至少是还没有实现Switch实机eshop支付宝购买游戏吧\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54","bold":true},"insert":"但凡对当前游戏机有点了解,都应该知道Switch国行版多坑爹"},{"insert":"\n他估计都没买过Switch,顶多找人蹭了蹭机器\n或者戴着他的倒霉耳机看了看Switch相关视频\n大家都知道,任天堂Switch国行,是最不值得买的国行游戏机\n虽然Xbox国行不放货,但是总比Switch国行强吧\n至少不是南极生物特供版啊!\n换句话说,Xbox国行好歹还值得喷喷\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54","bold":true},"insert":"Switch企鹅版,就当没有得了,喷都浪费时间"},{"insert":"\n\n就如同此人说他的:隔行如隔山\n他就是个玩耳机的,对游戏机这边一窍不通,还管不住自己嘴\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/3d8eba0b894f468540f581a9dd6a1e6aeca62535.jpg","width":1440,"height":751,"size":263181,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n主要注意,如果一个人话里有类似这种语句形容他自己\n那么他很可能是在胡说八道,\n他很可能就是个该领域棒槌,什么都不懂,什么都不是:\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54","bold":true},"insert":"说他自己是一个“某某品牌某某圈子的究极发烧友”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54","bold":true},"insert":"“但是某某领域我只支持某某”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"这是这种人常用的腔调和常说的春华"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/713823bba3bc785bd96b3b9d88d680335751e55c.jpg","width":1171,"height":517,"size":148607,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n后来他居然还回复我了🤣\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/2f479521afb653bfbc9c4b645149b98aa754cbc8.jpg","width":1440,"height":1661,"size":403502,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n再来几句好玩的呗🤣🤣🤣\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/6fcb7f3760ca88307661b2255a4dccdfa160ef34.jpg","width":1440,"height":1865,"size":574571,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n说完这句话后,他把我拉黑了🤣🤣🤣\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/b8c8575bcf692a585fe83f22f7ea0e9703c45670.jpg","width":1440,"height":2557,"size":805381,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"我觉得对他这样就够了,没必要继续说教了😃\n"}]}

大家正在聊Xbox国行不放货的事,突然蹦出个任饭的评论 (共 条)

分享到微博请遵守国家法律