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英文也有爆笑“谐音梗”!分享10个,来看看你能get到几个吧

2023-07-19 15:38 作者:Fitness_KayKay  | 我要投稿

01 What do you call a deer with no eye?

(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)


No eye deer (No idea).

叫 无眼鹿(不知道)


02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)


I will ketchup (catch up).

(我能赶上)

(ketchup 蕃茄酱)


03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

—why?

—26个字母我只认识25个

—为什么?


—I don't know Y (why)

—我不认识Y(我不知道为什么)

(Y与why同音)


04 What do you call a bee from America?

(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)


A USB (US bee).


05 How do we count cows?

(牛用什么来数)


With a Cowculator (calculator).

(用“数牛器”)

(calculator 计算器)


06 Which is faster, hot or cold?

(冷和热,哪个更快)


Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

(热更快,因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold)


07 Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?

(为什么dark不能写成 “darc”)


Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.

(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)


08 Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?

(为什么不能给艾莎气球)


Because she will Let It Go.

(因为她会把气球放了)

(“Let It Go”: 电影Frozen的主题曲)


09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?

(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少,他说了什么)


He said nothing.

(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)


10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

谁和你更亲近?妈妈还是爸爸?


Mom is close, because dad is farther.

妈妈更近,因为爸爸更远。(Father与Farther谐音)


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